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Hermetic magician and animal whisperer. I have been called cryptic, but speak in the only language I know. 明日は明日の風が吹.

City of London, London
Joined November 2022
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As above, so below.
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@123LUAN1111 The answer to your question is that is art. Are you really trying to imply that most Christians interpret Genesis literally?
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@William_E_Wolfe Beware of the kidney damage. I learned the hard way.
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@TheMonkeyJungle I did this exact thing once… for a 7am shift. Manager bought me breakfast and asked: “is everything was okay?”. Sent home with pay… highly recommend this method.
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@Strictlyirene Using the word “mate” or “bro?
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@tradingMaxiSL First two don’t fit your own criteria…
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@dennismc17 @lporiginalg Why have you written this? I’m genuinely wondering. Did I miss the question?
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@smartgyalgigi 🤢 have some decorum. Why would you quote tweet a women in mourning - even if you don’t agree? Compassion is free.
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@providenceluvr Third person view of everything. Evil shit.
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@fleurmeston Well done for speaking up! We need more of that. Be carful though. I had to do this in a bar yesterday- to someone I knew on another table. Was awkward as hell. We can’t let the societal standard to slip.
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@theronin42 @nestlehater33 @Soul0Engineer You literally said no one does real work on Mac…
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4 months
Last bit of sun. Miss on the hunt.
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@DejaRu22 Yes. I feel this increasingly often. Seems to increase in frequency after powerful meditation.
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3 months
@dino_lover90 @TechEmails @pikaso_me Can you explain why you use this bot? I see lots of people using it. Can you not screenshot on your device?
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@not_a_heather Haha, love it. They seem suprised to be on the cover. And on the other end of the spectrum is the beauty.
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@TheFigen_ @thePZZAZZ Must have some monster tires for that traction!
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@tracieh407 @LozzaFox Who said that they were doing a happy dance?! The straw man?
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🇩🇪 🍲 + 🍺 + 🐱
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@robvillena @123LUAN1111 I think that may be quite unique/ a strong aspect of American Protestantism? I grew up in a catholic household and it was much less literal. Although to be fair is was almost exclusively teachings from the New Testament.
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5 months
@or_otta @githii How is this relevant?
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5 months
@kimberleydaph People meeting at school/ university is still pretty common is seems- although marriage has fallen out of fashion, which would skew the data. Within the year helps with conversations as you both know all the references. But women are generally more mature than men of the same
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@reallbrandonm Unfortunately almost all females (of almost every species) since the beginning of time has fallen for this “psy op”.
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@WifiMoneyPlant Spreading hopelessness to advertise your news letter… nice.
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@SSolomagne @123LUAN1111 Will need to read this properly before I reply meaningfully. From a first read you make a lot of good point. Thanks for the effort.
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5 months
@townsendyesmate Nice shots! It’s actually a lovely place to live- despite what people say.
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6 months
Guardian Angel- Rolf Jacobsen
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#NewProfilePic I don’t usually do selfies, but she very politely asked when we were at the bar… I had to oblige.
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@nathanbaugh27 Gates of fire is the best book of its genre I have ever read. Tides of war also good, but I found a bit harder to get into.
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4 months
@123LUAN1111 Come on now… you knew exactly what you were doing. You posted bait and are now acting sanctimonious. “Way too serious”, after posting about religion? Will await your post about Mohamed.
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@Pakalak25 @123LUAN1111 The antithesis of literal is not fantastical, it’s symbolic. Understanding the symbolism is not something that can be imparted in a tweet. People spend their whole lives trying to decode these texts and perhaps there is no one correct answer. I am presuming your reductive tone
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4 months
Apple tree in bloom.
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@umichvoter It all started here in London.
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@kimberleydaph Some of it was pretty intense.
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@lacancircle @kimberleydaph Hero. I read his essay “why I write” a few weeks ago. Highly recommend!
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@kimberleydaph Love Vienna in the summer. Much less Freud focused, but saltzburg is lovely in winter.
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@HeidiBriones Okay, this one is super cool. Congrats 🎉
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@kimberleydaph Been a few times. Your experience will depend on where you go- obviously I guess. Dubrovnik Is pretty sweet. Didn’t like split as much, but maybe I was with the wrong crowd.
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Perfection is a prison chosen. What presents as divine at first betrays desperate eyes. In the greatest of beauty, evil sleeps.
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@madeofmistak3 I thought it was a badly cleaned TV…
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6 months
@kimberleydaph Probs just one a random guy who runs their account who has a crush. Wouldn’t worry.
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4 months
@b_mmcbride Oh nice. I did the Doolin crossing during an intense swell. Have never been as scared! The Burren is magical, sometimes literally.
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@b_mmcbride The arran islands are a special place. I spend a lot of time in Clare. Did you go from Doolin or Galway?
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@xintanifae And now you have made me look like a lunatic but deleting your original posts haha! 😂
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4 months
@DanArthurDurgin @SSolomagne @123LUAN1111 Very drunk guy (pretty rough) just came up to me, agitated : “he’s wearing a cross, he is alright. God is everywhere.” Then his girlfriend apologised and they walked off. Something there maybe.
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@ClassyRedneck11 “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
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6 months
@providenceluvr Haha, very much relate. Hyper-sexualisation seems a common theme in the end times of empires. Hopefully we can build something better from the rubble.
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@Eileen2Carry Surrender to the rivers of light.
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@kimberleydaph Why the only fans suggestion. That a legit consideration?
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@fleurmeston @GoodwinMJ Great first podcast. Could see this doing well. Good luck!
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@Porkchop_EXP I have been thinking this for a while. Thankful somebody finally said it!
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@LilNasX “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
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@rachelmillman The post is shallow and reprehensible, but is calling them a bad person likely to provoke the ideal change? I like the second sentence and agree with your overall sentiment.
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@StephHoover8 They are still married in the eyes of anyone worth listening to.
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@archi_tradition Taken from the top of this lovely tower.
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4 months
Lovely day for a swim. 🏊‍♂️
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6 months
Current WIP tentatively titled: I am an octopus, no tortoise am I.
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4 months
@WomnOfValor No comment.
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Ever notice how 5’7 men exude PEAK masculine charisma? They just have a gusto to them that sweeps up any room they enter Guys like Robin Williams Tom Cruise Pitbull James Dean Psy op of modern times is that height matters for dating Nope All about ur gusto bro
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@celestialbe1ng May us disagreeable folk come to power. Not because we want to be. But because we must?
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“Whoever’s not killed for love is dead meat”
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@fleurmeston “Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.” I really do wish I were so forgiving.
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Done. ✅ Now to go and undo the good work.
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@Influx437570 @123LUAN1111 Okay, your point went over my head I have to say… interesting interpretation. I’m not sure it’s the most compelling I have heard, but it’s creative and cleaver- so much respect. 🫡
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@kimberleydaph That sounds like healthy scepticism to me. Balance is what the world needs more of. ☯️
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@fleurmeston Haha, that’s admirable. I used to do the same, but it’s so prevalent on my lines now that I just try to move away. But if not us, who. Maybe you have inspired me to go back to my old ways…
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@AMAZlNGNATURE I learned that when one is climbing a tree with one’s mantis friends it’s impolite to stick one’s tongue out- mantis etiquette is surprisingly advanced. If violating mantis code of conduct (MCC) one should expect a physical altercation- which sometimes results in missing face
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@kimberleydaph It’s interesting info, but certainly not at the top of the priority list. Would prefer no degree to a vanity degree.
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@louvreoflife I mean, is he not trying to colonise Mars? But I get that is very unlikely her meaning.
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@kimberleydaph Christmas isn’t great for a lot of people. I’m not a big fan but the lights are nice. “When you are going through hell, just keep going”. The days will get longer again.
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@aestetic_travel @123LUAN1111 Who, Adam and Eve? I believe them to be an allegory.
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@kimberleydaph As fire alarms go, that’s quite a nice one 😂
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@kimberleydaph Stay away from west London if you are looking for deals haha.
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@Alice_Team9 Too smart sometimes!
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@CarmenRoblesJ @kimberleydaph No problem at all. Knowledge belongs to all. Glad I could help.
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@SAL438245 I can already speak to animals so I will go for B.
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@woodycrombie @lorrainemking The prices do not agree.
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@MissMarceline One is a choice.
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@KK_EmeraldQueen Wait, there is a reason people do this in the sauna? This answers a lot of questions. Thanks
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@jaderants Look within as you have done before. The answers are there. Things can be better if you imagine them so. We all have that power.
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@cgkedu It was banned, but nothing to do with children going orange as far as I know. From memory it found they were using tap water mixed with concentrate which was/ is an offence.
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@LexaLovegood03 @tradingMaxiSL The one where the plane is already in fire.? Seems like something bad has already happened.
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@celestialbe1ng - I also wear two crucifix to balance out the vibe. 😉
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@kimberleydaph Bassoon is nice, if you are sick of the Ritz.
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9 months
@xintanifae Very good analysis, if not slightly depressing. The loneliness epidemic is going to keep getting worse it seems. Congrats, you got nice smarts. 😂
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@kimberleydaph “Whoever is not killed for love is dead meat”
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@b_mmcbride I love bells too, other than when I’m hung over in Venice on a Sunday morning… they like to take it in turns, which is lovely to be fair. Will have a look. Travelling to bell towers sounds like a hell of a gig.
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@b_mmcbride Ah, that’s your doctorate… very cool! No idea, was hoping you had the answer. Venice, Bologna, Florence, Pisa are all very loud. Didn’t hear anything in Rome. Maybe just the district- I was beside the Pantheon.
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@ollkorrect0 My two judgment machines.
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@kimberleydaph I think one of the main issues is the compatibly of ideas. Some cultures have vastly different behavioural standards to ours. Fine, perhaps, but not something that should be imported without thought. Tolerance is/ should be a two way street. Many do understand this. Sadly many
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Had some of the boys over for the games yesterday.
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@kimberleydaph Centre point does some good work. They used to have a big lull in volunteers after Christmas. Jan-Mar in particular. Heard mixed things about crisis, but have no direct experience.
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@JillLafavor And that, I admire. I endeavour to become worthy of that description. Anyone can learn to write, I hope.
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@fleurmeston Qui audet adipiscitur!
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@kimberleydaph I think many people have been tricked into thinking that dating can be made more efficient without making it less romantic. I don’t think matters of the heart work that way. Love and lust so often confused.
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@New_E_Mom Is this a common trend? Horrific.
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@kimberleydaph You will meet again.
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