First day of class fit. No I don’t give a fuck about your opinion. I’m just a guy who comes from a family with money. I am a douchebag and don’t care. Sorry not sorry
Sunday Agenda
Swipe Tinder
Crank Hog
Eat at sitdown joint (drink beers)
Hit minimum 3 geebs
Play NCAA 25
Crank Hog
Go to bar
Talk to ZERO women
Repeat process
Agenda for tomorrow
Wake up 9am
Gameday
Parents weekend Noon
Tailgate for game
Drink minimum 8 beers
Go to one quarter of game
Smoke weed
Go to bars
Drink 8 more beers
Talk to zero women
Geebs and bourbon till I pass the fuck out
Top 5 Skynyrd Songs
1. Simple Man
2. Tuesdays Gone
3. The Ballad of Curtis Leow
4. The Needle and the Spoon
5. Don’t ask me no questions
Thoughts will be taken below
Thanks,
NCAA
Crazy Ex Girlfriends who’s Uber account I’ve been using for a while’s birthday is today, should I wish her a happy birthday? Send me some creative ideas.
Thanks,
NCAA
This video game has decided he will not be wishing ex girlfriend a happy birthday. Instead he will be using her credit card to Uber home the bar in Wyoming tonight shitfaced drunk.
Always Proud,
NCAA
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times they are not forgotten;
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.
In Dixie Land where I was born,
Early on one frosty mornin,
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.
Breaking: EA Sports is rebooting its college football series for Next Generation consoles.
The announcement ends the hiatus that the game has taken since then-Michigan QB Denard Robinson appeared on the cover of NCAA Football 14.
Communist liberal neighbor that is running for mayor wants to tell us how to park and that we aren’t bringing our trash cans up soon enough. Sorry
@pattiminter4ky
we don’t support your communist beliefs! Go fuck yourself wench!
In the wise words GW, I want it to be known that her card is NOT removed. We must not remove her card from Uber Account. Now watch this drive🏌️🏌️🏌️🏌️🏌️
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I don't want to go
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I'd just as soon stay home
If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry
Like they do in Tennessee
Just send me to hell or New York City
It would be about the same to me
Video Game is saddened to report that his own mother cocked blocked him from getting with the girl of his dreams tonight. 25 year old beautiful blond Wyoming girl wanted my hard drive and my own mother dragged me out of the bar. My mental health will be down the drain for awhile!
Weep no more my lady
Oh! weep no more today!
We will sing one song for My old Kentucky home,
For My Old Kentucky Home far away. God bless the south and god bless the bluegrass!
Seems as if my tweets have just been song lyrics lately. Need to get back on drinking beer and using my ex girlfriend’s credit to uber home. Will take any other thoughts and opinions as well.
Thanks,
NCAA
Main takeaways from Ttown
1. New Jersey has fully infiltrated that great university
2. Girl told me at bar she was from New Jersey. Laughed a walked away
3. Wanted to fight this dude for talking shit and he was not BOUT IT
4. Saw some fag that looked like 5’3 Paulee D
@wobblymami
Thinking in terms of what I consume the most and coke is a rarity and Haven’t done addy in a few years and I only do coke in my college town. Nicotine can’t be beat after a beer, after a joint, or with a coffee.
This video game still has the Ex girlfriend’s card on the Uber account. No longer default payment. Will be using it again in a few months to remind her that I’m still an alcoholic! Thanks
I was cutting a rug
Down at place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, "Hey there, fellow
With the hair colored yellow
Whatcha tryin' to prove?