Order one more drink. Drive home drunk. Remind that country club hostess who your dad is. Make the cart girl uncomfortable. Max out your amex. Order that peter millar. Life’s too short not to.
Tee time @ 9:30 tmr morning. Layed out my clothes. (PM shirt, lulu shorts, PM belt. Rainbows pre/post round are move)
Got a smile on my face kicking my feet going to bed. Keep yall updated
@schmeeberton
Hi lady
These “basic ass polos” happen to be the backbone of corporate America. I really took offense to this and am trying not be offended.
Applied for some jobs today. Just put on tanning oil and am laying out the rest of the day. If I wouldn’t have hit chest/tri this morning I would be feeling very gay. Thanks
@RickRyderSooner
@JakeLockerVols
Imagine logging on to your burner and see a pic of you and your girl getting shit on by other burners. But based on context clues I don’t think he is cool enough for a burner
@faithannefloydd
Yeah FA you are so right! I bet so many people would tune in to watch you eat a salad and drive your car! Keep these great ideas coming!