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Elon Musk has shown us that he can and will shut this site down on a whim. Some people aren't waiting for that - many of the most interesting accounts I follow have already moved on. Here's where I can be found:

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@ChadBlue83 @Phil_Lewis_ Fantastic angle. This is the bystander effect put to good use. Usually it's "Nobody else is doing anything, so I won't either." Here people saw someone do something insanely brave and thought "That's a good idea but they need help. I'm going to help!"

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@CatRivendell @shanedunlap @TribLIVE They don't want to get canned when their employers find out they weren't really sick and took the day off to play dressup with their guns.

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@TheDizzle669 @xgigglypuff Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet.

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@karenkho - uncomfortable chairs - poor lighting - absence of therapy animals (pets) - close quarters and shared cubicles - exposure to whatever contagious disease that person over there has - gas prices - traffic jams - deer on the highway - other drivers on the highway

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@AlamoNYC CERN has reconstructed an image of God noticing that Adam and Eve have eaten the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.

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@LauraHopeGill And we solemnly proclaimed "Never Forget," as opposed to "Forget about it, let's get everything reopened."

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@Cahmomille Weird looking building.

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@stallpisser @eggshellfriend One saint (I think it was Ignatius) described a demon that would occasionally float around his field of vision. I think he had floaters.

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@CovidintheChart For three years I kept my elderly mom safe from COVID. Even when she had to be hospitalized last January, the hospital was still following strict protocols. But after a minor fall last February she was taken to the hospital by an unmasked crew. She contracted COVID and died.

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@doioweyoumoney "I notice rather a lot of your staff died between March 2020 and March 2021. Can you account for that?"

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@sushisized @sundaykisseu Never did the thing with the third hand.

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@ravenscimaven Dude thought he was the lovestruck hero of a romcom, when instead he was just a freaky creep.

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@AnnaGHughes "How high is your ceiling?" "Nine feet." "...and you want a ten foot tree?" "I have a plan."

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@ItsKristieBish @Mochievous Some children were stabbed to death during a Taylor Swift dance party a few weeks ago. White supremacists immediately blamed it on immigrants (it wasn't) and went on a rampage. They marched and then they blocked the exits of a hotel full of immigrants and set it on fire.

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@Sarahwinifred "Oh yeah, she does that, I wish she'd stop before we get an official reprimand from the faerie council. I *like* living among you humans."

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@BenjaminJS If a student asks "Why was she told to move her seat?" how can the teacher respond? What are the consequences for a teacher who answers truthfully?

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@KalynnBayron There's a politician in PA pledging a "good vibes only" approach to teaching American history. I'm wondering how they will deal with teaching about the Civil War without making it seem that one side or the other was in the wrong.

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@aubreyhirsch Haha, what a maroon! I'd say more, but I've been invited to this rich guy's private island for a hunting party. He said we'll be hunting "the most dangerous game," whatever that is.

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@Karnythia "Honey? Come look at this. There's a bear on the wall. Nancy's dogs are barking at it." "A bear? On the wall?" "Yep. Now Nancy just pushed it off the wall and into our yard."

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@BobbyJoe1974 @____B_S____ Never to know the joy of being poached. Never to be hunted into extinction like the Northern White Rhinoceros.

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@Zoom_Shark @JUNlPER It's a callback to this classic tweet posted during the time two years ago when a stuck boat blocked the Suez Canal for weeks.

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@MemeRtPolitics @TRUMP_ARMY_ @FreeSpeechElon Better watch yourself in Idaho with that "I" stuff.

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@mcsquared34 Well, let's not be hasty. The cops who burned him alive say he was on drugs at the time and they would have charged him with a crime if they hadn't burned him alive first.

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@greffistaf @c0mmunicants The Great Gatsby climax takes place on the warmest day of the summer.

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@AsivileZee @Shen_the_Bird @MNateShyamalan They didn't. That's what Evangelism is all about: ramming the "Word of God" down everyone else's throat, especially if they don't want it. It's all about THEIR salvation!

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@AlSharptonXXXXL @kgoebel @_DrFunk @Imposter_Edits And their taxes will be used to pay to repair the cop car.

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@anijen21 @TheLincoln Heh. These are the same people who insist that whole cities burned down during the protests of the George Floyd et. al. murders. They never SAW it happen (because it didn't), but their trusted media sources TOLD them it did, and they believe it, so that settles it for them.

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@mattbencole Once a VP at my company got an email that had been sent to everyone in the organization. He replied-all that he never wanted to get junk like this filling his inbox. He sent his reply "return receipt requested" so as every person opened it he got an email receipt.

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@James3rdComedy "Triceratops? Aren't they extinct?" Spielberg: "They are now."

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@strugglesaurus And Obama was doing his tightrope act until his Vice President came thundering along and blurted out that hell yes, gay marriage is legitimate an needs to be recognized. Obama was probably pissed as hell, but Joe Biden forced his hand.

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@chick_in_kiev "Our waitstaff is masked for your protection. They're replaceable, so we're fine if you get them sick."

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@rinbcage What a rip-off!

Police in Australia seized nearly $1 billion worth of meth hidden inside stereo speakers smuggled...

The drug bust was the country's largest onshore methamphetamine seizure in history, according to the Australian Federal Police.

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@hedlike_a_hole You're laughing. That brave child is our last line of defense against vampire otters, and you're laughing

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@StudentUnlucky @rubycumulous @miinipah WAR ISSA PEACE

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@KnowTheGame60 @raylehmann Slap on some shiplap, it'll be fine.

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@BrotiGupta Signs your mom is planning a heist in Japan and looking to assemble a team

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@Picea_Abelas @Verity_Holloway "decades-old porn dvds" I was there when DVDs were being invented. (crumbles into dust)

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@ashleyn1cole It was called the "Civil" War because everyone was so darned polite about it. Pickett's Charge was a big deal because Union and Confederate forces were each trying to pay for the other's dinner.

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@jheijndermans @Ryan_Ken_Acts There's also the matter of Tony Stark, Ph.D.

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@TovAayla "How are these extremely frugal, hard-working people able to finance the movement they believe in? We may never know."

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@KathrynVie @MsReeezy @eileencurtright ONCE AGAIN, I AM ASKING YOU IF ANYONE HAS A HAT I CAN BORROW

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@PapaFazuul I think it allows someone else to repost your entire thread to their site and get site traffic/ad revenue from it.

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@EM_RESUS "Well, first off, you're overweight. Do something about that and then we'll worry about any other issues."

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@steinkobbe <pulls latch> Voice: "If from this car you wish to flee, you first must answer my riddles three..."

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@Nonanodyne @ronnui_ Acts 2 44-45: All the believers were together and had everything in common. They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need.

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@Luiseach detecto weathero

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@GrahamB47 Without the commentary track to The Phantom Menace, I might never have heard George Lucas explain that he based the Rebel Alliance on the plucky freedom fighters of the Viet Cong, and the Empire on the United States.

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@iucounu "And then, one day, the humans just...went away. Where to? Who knows? Some say they took to the stars. Some, that they sailed across the seas. Others say that they are still here, hidden away in their dwellings, and can sometimes be seen peeking out the windows."

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@nameshiv Your BIL is now the Rice King. Songs will be sung for years about how he granted gifts of rice to needy and not-so-needy families, institutions, and nations.

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@TeeManaim Customer service agent: And your account comes with frog protection. Customer: Do you mean fraud protection? CSA: No.

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@Mylifeischaos Job: You've had your interview. Now, aren't you forgetting something? Applicant: A...a thank-you note? Job: That's right. You should not need to be reminded. Applicant: So when will I hear whether or not I got the job? Job (chuckling as it fades from sight): Haha, that's so cute.

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@creeptwin If the coffee you're selling is hot enough to melt skin through clothing, it's not fit for human consumption.

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Two hours after this post, Treat Williams was killed in a motorcycle accident.

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What a real Vermonter does

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@hughart_michael @CultureCrave I was just thinking that the really horrible thing is that they had to have factored in the costs and negative publicity associated with this approach and decided that it was still worth it, that the public will quickly forgive and forget and overlook the rights they sign away

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@frogs4girls Using Google for your symptoms: well, looks like my sore elbow means I have cancer Using ChatGPT: your elbow pain is caused by Metastatic Elbonian Bladderrack Cancer of the Islets if Langerhans, as described in von Doom et. al. "Elbonian Cancer is Totally Real and What You Have"

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@eddyrivas IRS: Don't worry, every thing you need to prepare your taxes is being sent to you IRS: in the mail IRS: It will all get to you before taxes are due USPS: mmmmmmaybe

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@radar_online Fun fact: Americans have not been subject to British law for nearly 250 years

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@baddestmamajama There was a great thread on here about fake pizza places that are mafia fronts. In most cases, if someone unknowingly comes in and orders a pizza, they'll get one from a nearby legit pizza place - sometimes not even bothering to take it out of the other place's box.

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@MollyJongFast This is Rob Schneider. He could possibly be influencing dozens of people.

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@popmommie @joncoopertweets If he is going to die, I want him to know beforehand that after he is dead, every crime he committed will be revealed. Everything he ever thought he had will be taken away from him in death. His name will be a curse. His memory will be a mark of shame on this nation.

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@tlecaque Every time I hear about a school having to postpone or cancel classes due to the heat wave, I am reminded that none of these schools took the necessary action to upgrade HVAC systems to deal with a respiratory virus.

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@cableknitjumper All animals are equal. But some animals are more in debt to Tom Nook than others.

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@meghanncuniff Whataboutism from the bench. Unbelievable. "While it is clear that the defendant was drunk while speeding through a school zone, many other drivers speed through school zones and might be drunk but are never arrested or charged. Case dismissed."

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@Gaby_Moss 2005 writer: "What should I write about? Maybe my dog?" 2005: "HERE'S A BOOK DEAL. SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!!!"

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@BonerWizard Thinking about the squeaking sound those dry-erase markers made as they wrote this

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@NahNotFeelinIt Viewed from a distance, these carvings are revealed as obvious and pathetic vandalism. Just as insulting is the pile of tailings under them, left to underscore contempt for what had once been, looking like a pile of bison skulls displayed by a big-game hunter.

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@kisstheblade_ They don't realize...

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 (H.P. Lovecraft has just collapsed into madness)

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@dccised My mom and I once ran into someone I knew from work. We talked for a bit, she pulled out her phone and showed us pictures of her kids. When she left my mom asked me if she was a manager there. I responded no, she was a janitor. Ain't nothing wrong with being cleaning staff.

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@anticapitalizm A dragon hides behind St. Leo to avoid St. George in the next window over. This is from my Catholic church.

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@rmmckenny Spooky version: Passing by an old, overgrown cemetery: "Mom, this is where Lila lives! She said she'll wait for me, she's in no hurry."

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@GrantOB I saw a notice for someone with a doctor's appointment that said "Prior to appointment, register on app and wait in front of door. Staff will not monitor front door." In other words, if you don't have a smart phone, don't bother going to your appointment.

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@legaladvice_txt @redditships In this person's defense, anyone in the food industry who uses cilantro and hears someone complain about tasting soap should have immediately figured this out and explained it.

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@ArmAGirl97 @della_morte_ Refusal to release bodycam footage is an admission of guilt.

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@marcellacomedy Penile fracture is a serious condition that requires immediate medical attention.

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@Bowermanland @DrFrancisYoung @djbduncan Seriously, what were those conversations like? Caretaker 1: "Lor, what a mess, innit? So, fancy we should have a go at it?" Caretaker 2: "Tch, leave it like it is. Gives it character, I says." George IV: WTF?

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@ItsKristieBish @Mochievous British anti-immigrant and white nationalist sentiment make the US look like a utopia of tolerance.

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@CalltoActivism This is technically incorrect. She specifically issued a complaint about a book written by *OPRAH WINFREY*, yet for some reason the school district restricted access to a similarly-titled book by @TheAmandaGorman . The school district needs to correct its error.

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@girldrawsghosts "Knuckle-Deep in Her Leaked Brain" is, coincidentally, the title of my upcoming RFK Jr biography

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@jamajesticgoose @SaeedDiCaprio Founder of Hitachi: We're going to focus on motors, pumps, heavy machinery, and high-quality vibrators.

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@AngryBlackLady MANDATORY NOAH HATHAWAY INTERVIEW SHARE:

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@queenannepatti @RadioFreeTom Plus: she's gorgeous, she's brilliant, and when the message about COVID wasn't getting out to the Spanish-speaking population of PA in 2020, guess who recorded the PSAs?

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@Skoog Jason Schwartzman realizing that Wes Anderson is shooting Asteroid City too close to the location for Oppenheimer.

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@nsglastonbury @nypdSMD Just before it crushes them.

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@mcsquared34 For anyone wondering if my comment was actually furiously sarcastic: YES IT WAS. For anyone puzzling over "let's not be hasty:" it's a reference to Treebeard the Ent from The Two Towers, who spoke and thought painfully slowly and who considered anything else to be "hasty."

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@DanWilbur It's PARKS & REC but in the intro one kid playing basketball at the park crosses some gang members, and his parents send him to live with his rich uncle in Bel-Air. Hijinks ensue.

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@2ndJeb @mcsquared34 It almost sounds like they're glad they avoided the paperwork that would have been incurred.

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@EkaBakie That's a terrible thing. The lava is more dense than your body, so you will float on it and burn, slowly, horribly. Aim for the couch cushion!

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@luvcraft @ibogost I get the feeling that's exactly not what they are doing. Like this is an "asking for a friend" question.

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@lizzhuerta Coronavirus can buy its own rice and beans.

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@Todd_Stein I worry that you just made him a target. I saw a clip of someone taking a hike near their house today and thought "How many people are going to wind up dead in hidden places at the hands of the people who tried and failed to violently overthrow the U.S. government?"

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@davidhogg111 We were actually living in a weird, illusory Golden Age that started with the fall of the Berlin Wall (1989) and subsequent dissolution of the Soviet Union. Suddenly, the looming threat of nuclear annihilation that had loomed through my entire life (and at least since the.. (1/x)

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@peepsaregood Some of my earliest nightmares involved a duplicate mommy. Also duplicate Tennessee Tuxedos. I had to shoot one of them. Why would a five-year-old dream about shooting a cartoon penguin?

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@MsChiaroscuro @edmorrish "Really, no one could have been prepared for this. It's truly a Black Swan event." "This goes well beyond a Black Swan. This is in Purple Armadillo territory." "Absolutely."

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@meena Oh, come now. Does this look like the skull of something that would try to crush you in its powerful jaws and chomp you to bits?

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@NoGoodLeftist Imagine if people gathered en masse because a civilian was murdered. How would the police respond? Oh, right, we don't have to imagine. Can't wait until they figure out which cops are funneling the guns into NYC and selling them to the criminals.

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@ObsKenobs Luke: And then he died? Obi-Wan: No, he landed on the shore of a river of lava. I took his lightsaber and walked away. He was on fire at the time, so I assume he died. I mean, it's not like someone was gonna swoop in and rescue him.

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@shannonrwatts Teen girl abducted from bathroom and sexually trafficked, but there were no transgender people involved so Texas just shrugs and goes back to reading its cookie catalog.

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@seraphing veiled in flesh the godhead see save lots now at jcpenney prices that you cannot beat buy your lov'd ones a Christmas treat

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@nashaadMOLLY @fkalexbelike @jessmath "And I'm proud to introduce our new Vice President, who taught us all the importance of taking another spin around the block..."

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