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3 years

one year later this is still the best Jan 6 analysis

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3 years

Honestly good for her

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2 years

RIP Grimes

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2 years

We're getting to orbit today 🚀

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2 years

this is exactly why we New Yorkers need to keep all the vaguely threatening guys who smoke and mutter to themselves on the subway— to stop this kind of thing from happening here

Boy George & Culture Club

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2 years

"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!

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@hedlike_a_hole

4 months

burning down every forest on earth to produce beautiful images like this 💜

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2 years

still one of the funniest tweets of all time

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7 months

any normal person would commit ritual suicide after publicly shaming themselves like this

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4 years

just remembered this pic of Shelley Duvall exists again so here you go

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3 years

lol

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4 years

me: come over Malcolm Gladwell: I cant Me: I need someone to explain a very obvious concept to me by cherry picking evidence from various scientific studies to give an ordinary truth the gloss of counterintuitive genius

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4 years

Frank Gehry has done it again

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4 years

Grain elevator smashed in Luther #iawx

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10 months

A beginner could not make this.

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2 years

RIP Jesse Singal a bigot and an idiot but also a man who made terrible pizzas

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3 years

Still got it

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4 years

lol

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3 years

Grimes: good morning Chelsea my wife Chelsea Manning: hello Grimes

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4 years

everyone shits on Twitter for being horrible but every other social media platform has incrementally gotten worse and worse to the point where twitter is actually fine now

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3 years

everyone’s brains just rotted tf out

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3 months

very important Walz photo

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3 years

rt to summon the free Palestine car

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1 year

He’s giving Leland Palmer

Keith Edwards

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1 year

There is something very wrong with this man

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2 years

Bully these people into oblivion please

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4 years

when someone asks how's it going

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4 years

@BAKKOOONN I can’t stop laughing at “it’s the only way she can eat fajitas”

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1 year

say what you will about twitter but when there are major news events taking place there is no better place to receive unimaginable amounts of psychic damage from reading the opinions of the worst and dumbest people in the world

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@RobertW94761084 Yes

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3 years

me when I learn any new piece of information about anything

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4 years

@robdelaney I know what you're thinking

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4 years

lmao

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2 years

Uh yeah I love house music

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3 years

why is this so funny lmao

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4 years

she don't miss

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3 years

writing a 900 page counter factual history where Johnny Knoxville and Beyonce get married

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2 years

@djlandreform

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3 years

lmao they got the shooter at st marks and 1st was he getting his tongue pierced

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4 years

when you make salmon

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7 months

the transvestigator is embarking on his most ambitious transvestigation yet: adolf hitler

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4 years

Jair Bolsonaro is like if Mr Bean became a fascist dictator

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1 year

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy

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1 year

His son is 27

Mayor Eric Adams

@NYCMayor

1 year

When I saw what was playing out in Union Square today, I texted my son and asked him if he was there. He replied no. I told him to stay out of the area until we resolved the matter.

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4 years

@spiritnght real reject modernity embrace tradition situation

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4 years

me and the boys after we all get the vaccine

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4 years

meanwhile in Central Park I’m watching the most insane wedding photoshoot

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1 year

Courtney Love NOT ALLOWED in the building Alert Security

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1 year

@BrandyLJensen Jiminy Glick is hands down one of the funniest fucking things ive ever seen in my life Martin Short is unassailable

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3 years

me coming into my parents room at 2am to tell them I threw up

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4 years

@amandamull street legal

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4 years

@BAKKOOONN (voice cracking) it’s the only way she can eat fajitas

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2 years

me giving all my credit card information to an obvious scam phonecall

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4 years

@DanCrenshawTX sir is it true you lost your eye taking a hot load to the face

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2 years

“sir there’s another 8000 word substack up about Dimes Square”

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1 year

hard to come up with a stronger opening line than this for any piece of writing that I can think of incredible work

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2 years

is he ok

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4 years

how it started /how it’s going

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3 years

some of you need to go to that old beach so you can grow the fuck up

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2 years

it’s so funny when these guys get pissed at Duchamp all over again every 3 months

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

2 years

Art in a religious "Art" in a Godless society: society:

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me showing up late to my colonoscopy after stopping to pick up a quick egg McMuffin before the procedure

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“I’m not talking about normal jeans. I’m talking about the biggest jeans you ever saw. They’re called JNCO jeans and they’re about to be everywhere.”

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2 years

jerry...thank you

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4 years

insane that offering people literally nothing didn’t clinch this thing for biden I guess it’s back to the ol drawing board ah well

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2 years

incredible headline

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4 years

Why did this woman, Sinead O Connor , rip up a picture of the pope?

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3 years

lol wait

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

3 years

JUST IN - Saudi Prince Al Waleed bin Talal Al Saud, one of Twitter's largest shareholders, rejects Elon Musk's bid.

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4 years

it’s not really anyone’s fault we fucked up so bad on covid except for everyone in government on every level

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4 years

read. another. book.

New York Post

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4 years

Matt Gaetz and Florida pols played Harry Potter-themed 'sex challenge' game: report

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4 years

bernie sanders is 79 years old yet many of his supporters are in their 20s theres a word for that and its called grooming

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(Biden enters the situation room all the generals salute) gentlemen I’m told it’s going to be a white boy summer

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4 years

my god the covid made his ass bigger...hes unstoppable

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4 years

this is my only debate tweet

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this is one of the most perverse images I’ve ever seen in my life

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4 years

my mom is 62 and looks THIS beautiful

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Dr. Marcus Shepard

@MarcusShepard

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I’m the king of boundaries… don’t be inconsistent and then expect me to play the “fat friend” ✌🏽

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4 years

imagine fucking up a Wonder Woman movie with source material like this

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Shinzo Abe assassin built his own gun from scratch in a country with essentially an absolute weapon ban this country is literally knee deep in guns and this is the best we can do America is washed

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4 years

remember what they took from you

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2 years

@fake_living Long story but basically he credulously has been reporting from a source who is clearly a liar and probably broke the law and it’s becoming pretty undeniable coincidentally he deleted his account today

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@me_im_chloe I was just reading a short story by roald dahl to the baby about how he loved moles and how he hated how gardeners poisoned them so his solution was to bury wine bottles in the ground and the sound of wind whistling over the openings scared them away from his plants

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3 years

hey your car is here

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@allahliker JD Vance:

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3 years

wow this blew up @twitter please give Azealia Banks her twitter account back thank you

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2 years

happy 4/20

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1 year

joe Biden (jet lagged and fucked up and sun downing) : I killed her with my bare hands. jonbenet Ramsey. I-I felt the life drain from her body… Benjamin Netanyahu: yes joe thank you we accept your unconditional support for our war against terrorism

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@MilesyWilesy

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4 years

get in losers we driving drunk

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4 years

⊹ + ⋆ . ·　　　 · 　 · * · 　　　　　 · · 　 ✵ 　　　 · · . 　 . + 　　　 · 　 * .　　 ˚

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3 years

we need to normalize looking like shit acting like shit feeling like total shit

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2 years

@Surgeon_General

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4 years

decapitating the fearless girl statue as everyone cheers

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4 years

This is worse than anything hunter ever did

IMG Models

@IMGmodels

4 years

NOW REPRESENTING: #EllaEmhoff !

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4 years

the nypd all took a vacation day so they could be in DC for this dummy

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The NYPD never would have let the U.S. Capitol get taken by these losers.

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3 years

Original recipe

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@rad_milk

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barack: good morning michelle my wife michelle: hello obama

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3 years

Lmaooo

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2 years

The song of the summer is, once again, for the 29th straight year, “Kiss from a Rose” by Seal. Congratulations to Seal.

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2 years

this is like watching a beheading video

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it's great how much this guy makes living in new york look like it sucks

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putting Afghanistan in scare quotes

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4 years

me: ...so it seemed clear it was a sock puppet account *but* then the account posted a video showing he was real & his name was byl spelled “BYL” & after some research it turned out he is patti labelle’s nephew—though at first- my wife: (texting her lover she’s leaving me) mhm

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ted kaczynski: