✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus Twitter profile

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✨bi-nosaur✨

@strugglesaurus

3 years

I AM ALL TOO UNWELL

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

WAIT WAIT SHE’S WEARING HIS SHIRT FROM EARLIER #AllTooWellTheShortFilm

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

but like I don’t think Gen Z realizes just how homophobic people were even like 15 years ago. Like I specifically remember in ‘08 Obama having to say he doesn’t support gay marriage because he’d lose votes from DEMOCRATS.

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@strugglesaurus

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and NOBODY came out in high school. Like nobody. I went to high school with like 2800 kids and I don’t recall ANYONE coming out before college.

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@strugglesaurus

3 months

Oh wow yall really don’t know about the constant fat shaming of the 00s that gave every millennial an eating disorder. This type of shit… was literally everywhere.

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@0rang3youglad

3 months

screaming at how the girl who got kicked off the team for being a fat cheerleader in bring it on: all or nothing was like 5 lbs heavier than the other girls and its all in her ass

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

there might’ve been a few who were secretly out to close friends in HS, but nobody was OUT out. And even after coming out back then it was still *kind of* on the DL bc you didn’t know who was/wasn’t “ok” with gay ppl.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Lol ok to the older Gen Z’ers responding to this saying they remember, I apologize for not being clear that I wasn’t speaking about you. And yes obvs there is still homophobia/transphobia, but the point is it has been WILD to see the extreme shift within our teen-adult lifetimes

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@strugglesaurus

7 months

Joe Alwyn: *thinks he finally got peace* Jack antonoff:

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@strugglesaurus

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@scooterbraun

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Neurotypical on adderall: *writes a 30 page paper overnight* ADHDer on adderall: *finally does the dishes that have been piling up in the sink for a month*

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

And now I see 12 year olds just openly like “I’m non-binary and pansexual and my pronouns are they/them” and I’m like SO HAPPY I could fucking cry

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

fr tho no need for y’all baby queers to get mad abt this anecdotal thread. there’s obvs still a ways to go & I didn’t say you don’t face oppression. But just like I don’t personally know what it was like to live thru the AIDS crisis, y’all don’t REALLY know what I’m talking abt

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

I’m literally jealous of y’all. That’s the whole point lololol. I WISH I had your online queer spaces, let alone irl ones. I WISH I knew another openly queer person before I was 19. I WISH I had the queer media representation y’all do.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Which MOST of the younger generation can’t quite comprehend

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

And as someone who has worked in middle/high schools pretty much since I left high school in 2006, I have a pretty good grasp on how quickly and significantly that shift happened.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

I didn’t even know bisexual was I thing I could BE until my early 20s. And then suddenly my whole life made sense 😂

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

Quebec, Ontario, Manitoba, Toronto, Vancouver, Degrassi, Drake, Letterkenny, Maple Syrup, Hockey, Tim Horton’s, Celine Dion, Shania Twain

Earthling

@ziyatong

4 years

US friends, from watching the news we Canadians now know not only the names of all of your states, but half your counties and, heck, even your suburbs. Can you name -- without Googling -- Canada's 13 provinces & territories? #GoodNeighbours 👋🏽

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@strugglesaurus

10 months

@PopBase “Saying and/or doing something” lololololol what does that even MEAN

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

“Millennials aren’t having enough kids” idk man I feel like Nick Cannon has us covered

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Some of y’all really be twisting my words here. Read the whole thread or leave me alone. I don’t have the energy.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

If you suspect he’s doing it, he probably is. Women’s intuition is some psychic level shit.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

FYI when ppl are rambling about their own experiences in a limited character format they might not always be that specific & instead of getting mad about it, idk, use context clues to figure it out. It’s so disingenuous and I’m tired.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Apparently I should’ve said “the younger 2/3rds of gen z specifically in America but not the south”

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

The reason I said “I don’t think gen z realizes…” is bc it was a passing thought inspired by the high schoolers I work with who ARE gen Z who DONT remember the 00s. Idk how much clearer I can be abt this statement and how it’s prob NOT about you. Like I— please leave me alone.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Yikes y’all are exhausting. You can’t even make a statement abt your experiences (& many others who share the same experience) on this app w/o having to turn it into a threaded dissertation clarifying yourself bc you didn’t specify/include every single group/issue in the anecdote

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

And don’t get me started on the increased anti-trans bigotry. Like I obviously am aware of that??? But I was talking about the 2000s and the point there is transgender wasn’t even a thing people knew they could be back then! It like wasn’t even a thing outside of maybe NYC???

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

OF COURSE there is increased transphobia now. Because we have the language now! And people are becoming more aware of trans people! You have more representation! Which unfortunately leads to more bigotry but eventually hopefully more rights- as was the course for cis queer ppl!

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I used my tax return to pay off my credit card which is like the least fun way to use a tax return

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Friends characters, ranked: 1. Phoebe 2. Joey 3. Rachel 4. Monica 5. Chandler 6. Ben 7. Janice 8. Richard 9. Mr & Mrs Gellar 10. Frank Jr & Kitty Foreman 11. Gunther 12. Ursula 13. Carol & Susan 14. Ugly naked guy 15. Everyone else 16. Ross

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

This one. This one wins.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Women: “I hope he doesn’t assault/murder me” Men: “I hope she doesn’t REJECT me that would be the WORST”

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

This is officially my new favorite meme. @ReeseW @mindykaling @gavinthomas

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Sex was created in 1997 by the Backstreet Boys when they sang “Am I sexual? Yeahhhh”

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@strugglesaurus

10 months

@21metgala People talking about his outfit but like… that’s exactly what I would wear to Krispy Kreme. Why is she dressed like THAT to go to KRISPY KREME?

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@strugglesaurus

8 months

This is the kind of content I’m in this group for 👀🍿

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@strugglesaurus

10 months

@PopCrave If you think I’m gonna pay $11.99 for a stupid Taylor Swift cup you’d be absolutely right pls take my money

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@strugglesaurus

11 months

@PopCrave @Variety

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

Leslie Knope is definitely celebrating with some waffles right now

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

Pictures of the Minneapolis skyline when the IDS tower was built but none of the other skyscrapers were built yet always make me laugh

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

call me Ticketmaster because I also breakdown and refuse to work when I’m faced with too many demands

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@strugglesaurus

2 months

You know how “California sober” means you don’t drink but you still do weed? I just saw a tiktok that said “Midwest sober” means you’re an alcoholic but you don’t have any DUIs 🤣

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

They were already supposedly “banned” after George Floyd and yet here we are

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@Phil_Lewis_

2 years

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Minneapolis mayor imposes immediate moratorium on no-knock warrants after police shooting of Amir Locke.

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@strugglesaurus

6 years

Why are men from tinder that you’ve never even met like this?

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

Britney Spears was forced into a 13 year conservatorship after one tiny little public meltdown, but Kanye is still just out here… Kanye-ing.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Me age 11: I wanna wear a bra! and shave my legs! Me age 31: *avoids both as much as possible*

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

taylor lautner is the nice boy you dated who was totally in love with you and actually treated you well that you dumped because he didn’t give you the “butterflies” that fuckboys gave you before you knew those weren’t butterflies they were a trauma bond

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@mymelancholiaah

1 year

saw a tiktok of taylor lautner on a podcast saying he wishes he could go back to the 2009 vmas to the moment when kanye stepped on stage and took the mic from taylor and this is why he continues to be the ex we like bc he still cares and respects her even after all this time

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@strugglesaurus

2 months

My controversial opinion is that breweries are kid friendly but bars should not be

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@tapptastical

2 months

STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX

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@strugglesaurus

10 days

Boy Moms™️ need to be stopped. (Not to be confused with moms of boys)

Fall Out Mom ✨🖤

@wimpymomdiary

10 days

In a local mom group. The comment section is not going the way she planned 😂🤣

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

“He cheated on me because I gained weight.” Girl, no. He cheated on you and used the fact that you gained some weight to justify it and deflect the blame onto you because he is a shitty person who can’t take accountability for his own actions.

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@strugglesaurus

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For pride month this year I would like everyone to leave us bi women and our gotdamn golden retriever boyfriends alone. Like we could’ve ended up with a woman but it turns out yall suck too and I think that hurts your feelings or something idk.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I’m working an overnight shift tonight because time & a half duh and I (half) jokingly told this damn boy to come to my work & give me a NYE kiss & his ass was in the car for 10 hours today driving home from South Dakota AND HE DID. HE CAME HERE. WHERE DID THIS MAN COME FROM.

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@strugglesaurus

3 months

Neurotypicals: “I wrote a whole novel in one night on adderall” Me, a person with ADHD: “Cool. I finally did the dishes”

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@strugglesaurus

2 months

Ppl have been SO INSUFFERABLE to her over the last several weeks while she has been tweeting about the process of leaving her abusive fiancé. “JUST GET OUT NOW!” “JUST LEAVE!” Like do yall not know the extensive planning it actually takes to safely leave a DV situation?????

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Reminding myself that I should NOT feel bad for leaving just because he’s acting decent in the moment. The time for change was months ago, not a last ditch half assed effort when he can see how detached I am. But it’s still hard to squish that part of me that wants to believe it.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

I’ve literally paid $20k toward a $60k student loan. I now owe $75k on that same loan. It’s IMPOSSIBLE.

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@shaTIRED

1 year

there are people who have paid on their student debt for DECADES and wound up owing MORE. the loans are so predatory that they are meant to never be paid back. even federal loan interest rates are astronomically high. it’s a joke.

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

Taylor Swift be like

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Someone should tell dudes on tinder that being 6’2 and going to the gym 4-5 times a week is not a substitute for a personality

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

Every millennial has PTSD from that log truck scene in Final Destination 2. You’ll never catch me driving behind one of those damn things.

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@strugglesaurus

6 years

@-ing companies on twitter is the millennial version of “can I speak to a manager?”

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Fuck a dick appointment, get yourself a dick delivery. I call it FedSex.

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

Alright I’m gonna say it... people who shame people for needing to re-home pets because they can’t take care of them anymore for whatever reason need to chill the fuck out. You have no idea what someone might be going through and how hard that decision probably is for them.

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@strugglesaurus

6 years

My high school crush just popped up on my tinder which means he’s home for thanksgiving which means this is my chance to bang him for my 16-year-old self

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@strugglesaurus

8 months

Jeff from twin flames universe read “how to start a cult” and “pyramid schemes 101” and decided to combine them into one whole grift

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@strugglesaurus

11 months

Google is free

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@Dooby310

1 year

All these black girls wanna be Barbie’s when they know damn well wasn’t no black Barbie dolls growing up , y’all just hop on trends and blindly run w it

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

He’s hotter with the mullet. I said what I said.

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@strugglesaurus

3 months

That’s me batting. I thought I was *SO* fat because I was a size 10 and like 150-160 lbs. Nobody told me the fact that I was 5’8 & muscular bc I played sports year round had an effect, I just saw the numbers and the media telling me I was supposed to be like 115 and a size 2 🤦‍♀️

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Do you ever wonder how many times you smelled what you thought was a skunk as a kid but it was actually weed?

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

Gonna ignore the slur for a sec here for arguments sake… but you sure about that hun?

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@isabellamoody_

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21 weeks pregnant! Trannies could never

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

When I say “men are trash” I obviously don’t mean ALL men... Terry Crews is pretty cool.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Is this why I’m single?

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@strugglesaurus

8 months

“Once a cheater always a cheater” is true for men but not for women, because the reasons men and women cheat are drastically different. Come at me.

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@Whotfismick

8 months

what opinion about cheating will have you like this?

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

It’s funny how your career aspirations change. Like when you’re 5 you want to be an astronaut brain surgeon but now you just want to be able to afford rent and food in the same month.

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

This is what the scary gender neutral bathrooms look like at the schools I work at. Private, locking, floor-to-ceiling stalls. Sinks in open, easier to monitor areas. So terrifying. Nightmare inducing. Cant believe they put kids through this absolute horror. 🙄

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I worked retail for 6 years. I can fold a shirt like that in 1/4 the time with my bare hands while being yelled at by a lady named Linda with a fake tan and Kate Gosselin haircut.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

What is it with dudes you’ve never met on tinder asking you to “come over and cuddle” 3 messages in? Like no bro I’m not trying to get murdered wtf

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@strugglesaurus

1 year

I have a friend who’s 35 & just found out she’s pregnant. It was an accident. They have two young kids (3 & 5) & they didn’t want any more. And now she’s a “geriatric” pregnancy. And I was like “you know you can still get an abobo” & she was like “yeah I thought about it”

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

Gen z: “millennials wear skinny jeans and part their hair on the side haha uncool old people” Also gen z:

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

White girls be like

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Did I.... did I just find a sugar daddy?

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@strugglesaurus

2 years

Can I block team snapchat on Snapchat

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

The bar is under ground

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I love how almost everyone has an “I ate too much edibles” story

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

THEY ARRESTED A WHOLE ASS CNN CREW ON LIVE TV FOR NO APPARENT REASON BUT THEY WONT ARREST THE COPS THAT LITERALLY MURDERED A MAN ON VIDEO. WHAT!??

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

OOOOOHHHHH GIRL THE TEA IS PIPING HOT JAMIE LYNN IS SHAKING RN

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

This dude I’m talking to from bumble right now.... I can’t even make this shit up... wants me to fuck his friend and record it for him to watch, but he can’t meet me first because then we’d be “dating” and that would be cheating on him... EXCUSE ME WHAT

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@strugglesaurus

9 months

Apparently my bf of 3.5 years whomst I live with suddenly “doesn’t believe in marriage” and says he’ll marry me “after we retire” when before we’d joke about getting married and there were never signs it was off the table and now I’m having a full on crisis.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

The fact that a lot of you were in middle school when I was in college makes me realize we probably have very different memories associated with the song TiK ToK by Kesha

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I now understand why he needed that big box.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I’m wearing a thong for the first time in like 10 years (lol seriously) and I’m trying to decide if I can deal with the perpetual wedgie or not. HOW DID I USED TO WEAR THESE ALL THE TIME?! TEAM GRANNY PANTIES 😂

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Places that don’t let you book appointments online are bogus af. I don’t want to have to CALL and talk to an actual PERSON. I’m a millennial that shit gives me anxiety

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I’m so annoyed with man children. Grow the fuck up. Get a therapist. Stop taking out your insecurities and emotional problems on the women you date.

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@strugglesaurus

6 months

So I pull up to the gas station to put like $10 in my car and this man in a fancy Benz pulls up and is like “don’t put your card in I just feel like paying it forward and making someone’s day” and then he paid to fill up my whole tank 🥹

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

I know exactly zero 25 year olds who make $100k

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@BluehairCoffee

5 years

Aww man, I must be mother fuckin phenomenonal with money because I don't even have that much as monthly after tax income.

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

WRONG ANSWER

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

This 40 year old dude just came up on my bumble and one of the first lines in his bio was “I live alone and pay my own rent.” Bro. You’re 40. I’d hope you pay your own rent by now??? Is the bar really that low???

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

Fuck Hemsworth, marry Evans, kill Pratt. This is the only correct answer.

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@redheaded_wreck

5 years

Fuck, marry, kill: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

Let me tell yall... being in a healthy relationship after years of only being in abusive/toxic ones is a fucking TRIP.

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@strugglesaurus

4 years

Hey guys remember like 2 years ago when I had to delete my old anon with like 7k followers because I tweeted shit about my cousin’s shitty husband and she found out? Yeah they’re getting divorced now.

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@strugglesaurus

9 months

Jamie Lynn is out here suspiciously doing way more shit than she’s done since she was a teenager for someone who claims she never took a dime of Britney’s money

Justice For Britney 🔪

@freebritplease

9 months

It’s honestly so satisfying watching the Spears family have to get actual jobs for the first time in years one by one now that they can’t steal money directly from Britney. #JusticeForBritney

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@strugglesaurus

3 years

Bi women be like

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@strugglesaurus

5 years

YALL. I am at the Cardi B concert and this dude I randomly hooked up with from tinder on fucking Thursday is literally sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WHAT IS MY LIFE I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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