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Trade ETH (Long or Short) with up to 8x leverage and never take an L. No black swans allowed 🦢

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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
6 months
The floodgates have opened. No-loss trading is LIVE for beta testers 🦢 Don't forget to join the Discord to brag about your wins 🫡 (easy, because every trade is a win)
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
11 months
Hello World 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
Don't fumble the bag anon - protect your positions with no-loss hedging at NOLOYOLO 📈 Get leveraged exposure to ETH futures instantly, with no KYC and payouts even if you hit your stop-loss. Sounds great, but how does it work? 🧵👇
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
why risk it, anon? hedge automatically w/ NOLOYOLO.
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NOLOYOLO
9 months
merry christmas. may your stockings be full of shitcoins and your candles be green 📈 plus anon, if you're on CT on christmas day, you're probably gonna make it 🫡
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
forget Uptober. NOLOvember is about to end, what are you trading while there's still time?
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
The imaginary lines on your chart are calling for you to make an entry. Your palms begin to sweat - this could be the one you retire on. Everything is set, but the rational part of your brain is being a buzz kill - "What about a hedge?" 👇
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
The #NOLOYOLO whitelist filled up in minutes and we're putting in the final fixes from the internal test before we open NOLOYOLO to more users 🦢 For those who didn't get a spot, stress not - we've put together a tour of the interface you'll soon call home ❤️
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NOLOYOLO
9 months
stop kidding yourself anon. NOLOYOLO: For everyone, no matter where you are on the bell curve 🧠
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
8 months
New to derivatives? NOLOYOLO lets you get experience with leveraged positions without risking the farm More profitable than paper trading, less risky than putting the slider to 100x and hoping for the best.
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
8 months
Big news coming 👀 Trading on @arbitrum is about to change forever ⚡️ Get ready.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
If you want to survive the next bull run, please, for the sake of your children, get a hedge 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
The future of futures is surprisingly simple.
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
the numbers really do be going up 📈 we staying here tho? which way you betting? ↗️↘️
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NOLOYOLO
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
Register for access today to start no-loss trading on Arb. Don't just YOLO it - NOLOYOLO it.
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
No-loss trading is simple: 1. Create a long or short position with your desired margin 2. Adjust leverage up to 8x and set your TP and SL levels 3. Check your expected profits and fees in both directions 4. Send it
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
7 months
We're building leveraged, no-loss trading for ETH as fast as we can 🫡 Please don't somehow lose all your money playing easy mode before we're there 🙏
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
10 months
This wouldn't have happened if @netflix made them trade on NOLOYOLO.
@WatcherGuru
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10 months
JUST IN: Netflix gave $11 million to a company to produce a movie and they lost it all trading stock options.
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
The old model of risk-on, long or short positions is getting thrown out the window and replaced with something better: No-loss trading 🦢 Impossible? Nope. We built it. Let's break it down 🧵👇
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
10 months
If you're new to trading, hedging can be a challenge. Managing your position so that your hedge doesn't end up cancelling out your profits takes skill. Hedging with NOLOYOLO on the other hand is easy.
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Well, we hit the stop loss, but our no-loss payout completely offset the L 🦢 We live to ape another day with the full balance still intact ✨ These are brokie numbers, I know - maybe we'll do this again with more size?
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
6 months
Alright lads. We need to test the platform and you need to help NOLO intern pay rent. Right here, on $ETH, are you:
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Look, we're all for sliding the leverage bar as far to the right as you possibly can and just absolutely sending a long into resistance. Just do it on NOLOYOLO - if the move gets rejected, you still walk away with a win so you can try it again 🦢 (coming 🔜)
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JUST IN: $1.1 billion liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 24 hours.
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
That's why we love L2s 👀 @arbitrum 🤝 @noloyolo_
@AltcoinDailyio
Altcoin Daily
8 months
$ETH fees are too damn high!
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
happy monday☕️ With L1s pumping and shitcoins soaring, last week was a spicy week in the market📈 how's everyone feeling about this week? will up only continue or is it time to start closing longs and buckling down for downwards action?
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
DID YOU KNOW ✨ With NOLOYOLO, perma ETH bears will be able to open shorts with a hedge against having to explain to their families why they lost all their money betting against the future of france Everyone wins 🤝
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
waiting for the press to accept the meme and just start calling them super duper cycles.
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
10 months
JUST IN: Bloomberg says this is the start of a fresh crypto supercycle that will push #Bitcoin above $500,000.
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
Thanks for the shoutout @hotnewcrypto ! A lot of other sick projects on the list that are worth checking out 🕵️‍♀️
@hotnewcrypto
hotnewcrypto.com
10 months
MONDAY ALPHA Recap of the hottest early projects in case you missed + some new ones. As always, better to make a list and check them regularly 1⃣HOT🟢&🟠
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Whoms't among us hasn't fat-fingered $10m into the burn address? At least with #NOLOYOLO , you'll never be able to burn it all 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
What are you, a degen on CT, doing if you're not, right now, joining the NOLOYOLO Discord? Beta s👀n. Don't overthink it anon 👇
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Don't forget to hedge and take profits into stables - we recommend $ARB
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
are you rly trying to trade right now without a no-loss dex?
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
When you open a position on NOLOYOLO, the platform automatically creates a hedge on your position. When you hit your take-profit level or close the trade, you get paid instantly. If your stop-loss gets triggered, the hedge pays out a portion of the earnings instead.
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@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
11 months
No upfront fees, no hidden funding - the platform automatically deducts a portion of your P&L on close. With four fee tiers to choose from, you can tune your position to match your expectations.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@cmsholdings My pronouns are high/er
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
🚨 A few tokens have launched recently bearing the NOLOYOLO name ⚠️ There is no token at this point in time ⚠️ Be safe out there and make sure you check our official channels before jumping into a scam
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
could never be a NOLOYOLO user 💅
@WatcherGuru
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JUST IN: $150 million liquidated from the crypto market in the past 45 minutes.
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
"Would you rather be right or make money?" Always hedge. Always NOLOYOLO.
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
couldn't have put it better ourselves
@0mllwntrmt3
0MOLLY WINTERMUT3
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NOLOYOLO
9 months
ah yes, another very chill, normal week in crypto where nothing out of the ordinary happened. we love it here, don't we folks? p.s. set up 2FA on your Twitter
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
What's your meme play on $ARB?
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
this is how it feels to trade on NOLOYOLO 🌚
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
If number goes up, your NOLOYOLO stop gets triggered and you get paid out. If number goes down, your NOLOYOLO short can help cancel out the losses from your call. If number stays the same, you win on the call and pay a portion of your P&L when you close your NOLOYOLO hedge.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
study CK (and never lose with NOLOYOLO no-loss trading ✨)
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@naniXBT
nani🤍
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study animal racing
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Yo @GMX_IO , when will you let us buy puts on burgers?
@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
7 months
Wendy’s will start experimenting with surge pricing in 2025, along the lines of Uber and Lyft. Wendy’s will test “dynamic pricing” on burgers, Frosties, and other menu items, which will cost more during times of increased demand.
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NOLOYOLO
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We need help addressing pre-launch bugs
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
When you open a position, NOLOYOLO reserves a bit of liquidity from the pool. This is your no-loss payout 🥳 You can see the amount on the interface. When you fumble the trade and hit your stop-loss, this gets paid out - leaving you with as much as you started 🤯
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NOLOYOLO
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@uhr3al s👀n our followers will be the first to know 🤝
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@arbitrum based blobchain
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
The 11th Solana outage in the last 2 years 🪫 After the renewed optimism in the chain since the fall of FTX, will this outage be enough to start turning users towards more reliable alternatives like @arbitrum ?
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
If you're planning to have more than one spin at the crypto casino, you need a hedge. Creating and managing these positions is a big part of mitigating risk, but sometimes you feel the urge to just send it and hope for the best. Don't do that. Hedge on NOLOYOLO instead.
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
Hedging with NOLOYOLO is the easiest way to protect your bags against operator error. Just set your targets and let the contracts automatically take profit if you messed up. If you're right, hitting the hedge's stop loss pays you out anyway. Win-win, baby.
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
8) Hedge your bets.
@AltcoinDailyio
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7 lessons that every successful crypto investor learns (finally revealed). You must: 1) Understand the technology 2) Keep an eye on market trends 3) Diversify your portfolio (but not too much) 4) DCA in, DCA out 5) Be patient 6) Don't panic 7) Remember: It's just a trade What
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
Your position is preconfigured so you always know your levels and potential fees from the moment you start configuring. So enjoy the rush of making it all back on your one trade, but rest easy knowing your position is secured with a NOLOYOLO hedge.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
And it's really as simple as that ✨ Nailing a trade can take finesse, but placing an order on NOLOYOLO can be done with your eyes closed. Literally—even if you mess it up, you always win 🥳
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Alright the bulls have it, let's YOLO it 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
Hedging with NOLOYOLO creates a hedge for your hedge. If your original trade is right, your hedge gets stopped out automatically and you still get paid for the trade. If you're wrong, ride the hedge and take profit anyway.
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Is a little volatility during testing too much to ask?
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Keeping an eye on your open positions is as simple as checking the dashboard. Quickly view your PNL and increase your long if you're feeling confident 🚀 You can also see how long until your position expires.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Don't forget, we're still in alpha. Things might change, but yeah, you get the gist 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
10 months
If funding cancels out your profits, don't post about it on the timeline. Instead, take a look in the mirror and ask yourself - How can I be less of a clown with margin? It's easier than you think ✨👇 1/
@BenArmstrongsX
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Jokes on you
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NOLOYOLO
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Say you've got a juicy call open and you're in the money. Things are looking great, but you've got ages until expiry and who knows if Cramer will tweet something bullish and nuke the market before then. Protecting your profits is easy - open a short hedge with NOLOYOLO.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
From here, ETH goes:
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
If you really thought @MicroStrategy would launch an ERC20 token Then you should absolutely definitely not be yeeting your money into the market without a hedge
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there was a second best after all (hacked acc if not obvious lol)
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
NOLOYOLO works like pretty much any exchange. 🔥 Place an order 🔥 Watch number change 🔥 Get paid on close Except, we're making it better 🫡
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@WIP_DEFI @lucky_luke_777 NOLO uses perps through @GMX_IO rather than options, but it's a great way to quickly hedge your position on Hegic ✨
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Your take-profit level, combined with your margin and leverage and minus fees, gives you your profit payout. Assuming you hit the take-profit, of course. You can quickly check this from the panel as well.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@Mitchkel92 hegicwifsauce
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
@CL207 cat should come try no-loss trading, this way it doesn't actually matter which way eth goes
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
Platform fees are deducted as a percentage of your P&L—there's no fee to open a position, and you can check your expected returns with the built-in calculator. All that's left is to draw lines on the chart and figure out what they all mean. No-loss trading—coming soon
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NOLOYOLO
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NOLOYOLO's no-loss trading platform automatically hedges your positions, ensuring you get paid even if you get it wrong 💸 Best case, you nail the trade and walk away with profit. Worst case, you hit your stop-loss and still walk away with profit—hopefully some insights.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@naniXBT the people yearn for the hamsters
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
@AltcoinDailyio nobody could've predicted this 🤭
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NOLOYOLO
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Read more about the evolution of trading 👇
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
Alright lads. We need to test the platform and you need to help NOLO intern pay rent. Right here, on $ETH, are you:
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NOLOYOLO
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7 months
@lucky_luke_777 Hang in there, we coming 🫡
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@ZeroHedge_ @Tradingalpha_ We owe it to our degeneracy to bullpost to a new ATH at resistance. Higher.
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@uhr3al @arbitrum show some respect ser this is an arbi thread
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@passytee What's in the fridge?
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
@smiley_tweett Keep 'em on 🔔
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@uhr3al We want to protect those that choose to gamble with their entire treasury
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@billy_bohner direct all prayers to @0mllwntrmt3 🙏
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
@raidmach1ne We've got up to 30 days before the position expires, stop loss between 3% and 5%, and Up To 8x Leverage ™️ You'll be testing vicariously 🐓
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@GMX_IO We promise we'll start doing no-loss large combo payouts
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NOLOYOLO
11 months
@thedany_g coming soon 👀 we will let you know as soon as it's open 🫡
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
The bull case for decentralized derivatives
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
7 months
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 Nigeria blocks access to the following crypto exchanges: • Kraken • Binance • Coinbase
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NOLOYOLO
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@Queqe55 the super duper fantastic magic internet money cycle.
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NOLOYOLO
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@TeddyCleps $4k for one ethereum coin is FUD
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@ByzGeneral We're working overtime to try save them from themselves
@noloyolo_
NOLOYOLO
7 months
DID YOU KNOW ✨ With NOLOYOLO, perma ETH bears will be able to open shorts with a hedge against having to explain to their families why they lost all their money betting against the future of france Everyone wins 🤝
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
@ADYouth3 Just rounding out the internal test, whitelisters will be let in realllllllyy soon Keep an eye out for updates
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NOLOYOLO
6 months
@KoroushAK NOLO Zone: 0% risk 🦢
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NOLOYOLO
8 months
@WatcherGuru Bitcoin right now
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
Extremely bullish
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NOLOYOLO
7 months
@poordart Hold ARB and AVAX in a bull and you'll learn to never feel pain
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