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@JohnDadof7

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Loyola Academy ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. Aspiring alcoholic

Wilmette, IL
Joined April 2022
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John Walker IIl
30 days
I pray that what happened to Gia Duddy happens to Livvy Dunne
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There’s no place in sports like this. Idc if my son’s 4 or 14 if he gets beamed in the helmet he’s saying nothing but fuck you on his way to first base. I’ll teach him all the slurs before he gets to 3
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This Oklahoma little leaguer got hit in the head, and then walked out to the pitcher’s mound to let the pitcher know that he’s going to be okay. If you’re going to watch something today, it should be this.
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Men can’t have shit nowadays. Only a week into summer and already lost it. White boy summer activated, jokes on you Grace, drinking is a hobby and a hobby I’m good at.
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DraftKings has this man at -670 to be a virgin at 21
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This is what a proud Biden supporter looks like. I’m 21 years old and I can’t wait to vote for Biden this year 💙🇺🇸
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O Block Barbie
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i need a new name now that i’m in chicago lol something cute that is catchy like Bayou Barbie 😭👀
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Gonna schedule “bag?” texts every Saturday now
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iOS 18 will allow users to schedule text messages to be sent.
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If you guys were my pledges I’d lock you in a closet with a bottle of Tito’s and give u 45 minutes to finish it or you can’t leave the closet for 48 hours
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TRUMP CONVICTED- DEMOCRACY WINS! @harryjsisson
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2 months
Walked into this fine establishment today and said “you know Howie?” And he before he could respond I said “Howie doinnnnnnn”. Then put the 12er on the counter
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1 month
Bosh… back out to Allen… shut the fuck up I’ll piss where I want. Thanks
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3 months
Whole ss before this was her bein all furious. Use this as a how to not text a hungover women since she just blocked me. #SeeYaKylie
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3 months
Gonna get fried off my ass, have a couple (6) beers, and play PGA on xbox until 2am. I would HATE to be a woman right about now.
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Bryson DeChambeau is the perfect male athlete for 16-30 year old straight white guys to love
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Eggs and ground beef? No seed oils. Yea I’m white and this is my summer, thanks.
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2 months
Keeping these Ole Miss 2028 boys in their place. Got that 2nd dude rattled so fast he had to start apologizing 🤣🤣. Just the start…
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Me this weekend at my buddies trade school
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2 months
Caddyshack hungover kind of morning. Not moving from this spot unless its for killing myself
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Exactly what I didn’t need to be told tonight. Sunday scaries are now an all day thing
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2 months
Buddy called me a degen for drinking on a Wednesday at noon. How about 9am on a Monday Jack? -18 in round 2 of FedEx championship btw.
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3 months
Me if tuggin my hose twice by noon was a crime. #Shit
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2 months
Pray this dude gets on campus and asks around for “John Walker”. Got his ass saying “my bad I need to chill” about his grammar. Class act
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2 months
Keeping these Ole Miss 2028 boys in their place. Got that 2nd dude rattled so fast he had to start apologizing 🤣🤣. Just the start…
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This kid is so fair game. Yes I am bored, no I do not attend Ole Miss. YES am I about to dive into this kid. Yes, I am on my burner instagram DM’ing him…
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Any broads like a sunburnt white boy who shows up to his 4pm shift buzzed? Yea let’s have a Friday
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Sister ran a half marathon today. In the time that she ran 13.2 miles and killed her body for the next week I’ve had 7 miller lites and got a chest and back pump. Safe to say I’ve had a better Sunday
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1 month
Hope this stupid wench enjoyed my $.53 tip after taking 13 minutes to come to me for drinks. 20 people there and she was doubling down on certain people before I said something
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2 months
Let me do one better and say it to him.
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What’s up Cal, sick glasses and shorts… by the way your a fag #CalLikesDudes
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@JimmyPesky Don’t sweat it. Already on it.
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If it came down to picking this guy or my best friend to die, I’d pick my friend. Ain’t nothin like bein 20 and not having to pull out the fake in your hometown.
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John Walker IIl
1 month
Bitch wife was acting up again today. Like the can says “beer never broke my heart”. On the way to play 9. #Saturday
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3 months
Monday update: gym crush and I talked for 25 minutes today. Asked her why she doesn’t go out, she replied “I’ve been dating a guy that’s a psycho about me going out” … didn’t what to say so I hit her with a “Fade him, sounds like a dork”. Survive another day.
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Just when you thought I had a burner for everything, i pull out the burner phone number
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John Walker IIl
3 months
Heard and saw about 30 “hey brother ☝🏻☝🏻” last night at the bar. Girls continued to ask what that means. God I love being a guy.
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John Walker IIl
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Forgot my headphones for leg day. Just stole some random dudes AirPods from lost and found and said they’re mine. Thanks David. Fuck you David.
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Ticket guy wasn’t even confused when you bought 2 tickets for yourself
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I’d pork a fat bitch honestly
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2 months
They let me get to Friday. 10AM stews. ZB on the speaker. Like 2 million views on tweets this week. Making 2028 kids my children. As Lil baby once said, “life is amazing it is what it should be”
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John Walker IIl
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Got shitfaced, got doxxed, got harassed in the bar last night. Dont care, wake up and im at work by 8:45. Survive and advance.
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@Johngerald322 Would in a heartbeat.
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@0liviajulianna Did you think of 1000 because you saw your scale this morning
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@JoJoFromJerz What if 400-800 African Americans came running at me in a minute
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About to go around campus and pull the glasses off fat girls
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Mood if any of these Ole Miss 2028 kids decide to entertain me and respond.
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5/17/24 recap - 20 miller lites crushed - 2 naps - 1 “get the fuck out of my wife’s personal bubble” - 1 “You lil ass white boys think you’re all that” - 1 backyard I shit in on my walk to the bar - 2 times cranking hog (both before 1pm) - 5 instagram stories liked
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@MoeJazulla What if I didn’t call the Mexican kid a beaner sophmore year of highschool and didn’t get suspended for 2 games
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Bring back slavery but keep Juneteenth for a day off in the middle of the work week
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Blocked my liberal sister for today. Cant have her see what I have to say on basketball American day
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@BabyGronk5 I might flip some fentanyl to baby gronk if I see this stupid shit one more time
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God I’m bored.
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Girls can’t comprehend how happy this makes a man
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@spliffsimmons So horny he forgot what day it was
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Notified a girl at said trade school I’ll be there and she told me that she’s on meds at the moment and “is going through it” idgaf can I come over at 2:30 to tap or what Grace
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Me this weekend at my buddies trade school
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Favorite part about election season is walking home from the bars canned at 2am and stealing signs off people’s yards then putting them all on one random house. Sorry 3684 W 122nd street today you are a republican, democrat, and independent
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Sorry mom I’ll celebrate you another day. It’s 80 and sunny with a UV of 8. I have killer lites to crush and a tan to get.
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Buddy of mine just sent me this
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@mclovenxoxo Nice butt. Too bad your face isn’t attractive
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Got jaw’d after this video for videoing this. Too good of a video not to post. This fucking f @g called me a dork. Yep buddy ur right fist tasted like a fucking 5 course meal on how soft it tasted
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I snitched on a dude 2 years ago and landed him 7 felonies. (No jail but owed the city 100k in damages). Saw him last night at the bar and had no backup with me so I walked 4 miles home
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2 months
The left is busy protesting and trying to make #45 not have a comeback. Meanwhile I’m enjoying my killer lites and eggs with a side of Vitamin D. #StayWokeLibs
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@cigarettequeeen Put those thangs in JW3’s mouth sister
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@rfkenmore I believe like 12:28AM. 30 min Uber ride home. Had about 20 drinks from 7pm-11:30pm and completely cashed out
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Dad said “come outside I bought you beer” someone felt generous today.
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My dream would be to knock you out then piss on your sleeping body
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The 2024 election is President Biden vs convicted felon Donald Trump. This is the easiest choice we’ll ever have to make. BIDEN 2024!
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Go into a random bar, queue up 5 terrible songs on touch tunes and walk out kind of night.
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2 months
Stay winning. Let’s have a Wednesday. To those telling me to get a job, go drink a beer. #Foodzies
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Aw mannnn. Wont be catching me out for a couple of weekends
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2 months
Good time ✅. Macros ✅. ZB on the speaker… again ✅. How do people complain nowadays?
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Slept in and about to booze on the first day of pride month. How do you like that gay boy?
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Just my family and I at a Chicago White Sox game.
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is post a picture of himself on twitter
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Can’t go wrong with 3 entrees of orange chicken
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@Goopstein1 Acting like when you’re hammered you have the same mindset as you do right now. Retard
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Eggs, ground beef, blueberries. Optimal. Killer lites, Tavon Austin, Nike Dunk Slippers? Liberals all across the country hate to see me having a Friday…
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Happy pride month to every white dude who doesn’t say the n word due to it being a “racial slur”
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Toilets cooked
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Cubs are hot. Sox are ass. Bears drafting Caleb Williams tonight. New 12’er. About to make a 2028 ole miss kid send me a vid of him giving the weather report in Georgia. Life is good. Happy weekend gents.
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@urbancatfitters I’ll go get a ring rn for your finger, just let me know what size
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@YeZaph Cheating on her to make her feel worse about herself.
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Options on options
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Only way out is back in. Just saw a fat girl wearing a shirt that says “this is the only shirt I have that doesn’t have cum on it”. It’s always… always the fat girls.
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@Roidedballs my next victim
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@carleypero Suffocate me in those butt cheeks
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Went inside of gas station to get a snack and there was a hot blonde in the aisle I was about to walk in to. Will now continue my 2 hour drive home with no snack.
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U.S. Open on commercial break? Yea that’s a clash of clans attack and a trip to LinkedIn to make some connections
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Starting the Friday off early. No complaints. Can’t beat it with a stick
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Woke up to this picture in my camera roll. Not sure if I was taking a picture of the beer or the hot bartender
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@zacklehan 4 eyes over here calling other kids dorks 😂. Taking pics with a picture of an ape is super cool brother 🤙🏻
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Shoutout Uber man “Yao” for taking me to Old Town. Yao here is about to hit 11k trips in 3.5 years. Congrats Yao
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Why on Gods green Earth is Stawberry milk mob so sexy
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“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”… yea yea Shutup liberals. UV touches 9 in 3 hours and I’ll long gone with a 6 pack and a workout by then. Thanks, but let this white boy cook.
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JW3 eats. Libs are in shambles on this gloomy Tuesday of my 100g of protein lunch straight out the pan. Sorry, not sorry.
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@West_columbiasc No need to fear. JW3 is here.
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Libs are gonna shake in their boots if they realize this white boy is having himself a Tuesday. Free birthday Panera pastry and some stews. UV 8… Yep let’s have a week gents. 🤝
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Who let JW3 have a night? Fuck Ukraine bozo
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JW3 does it once again… Uber refunded me my $150. I said what I said, had to be done. #NeverADoubt
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Aw mannnn. Wont be catching me out for a couple of weekends
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@cumuncher Hope it ends in the next 24 days then and you realize you wasted money on some stupid tattoo
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Gym crush just walked in with a man all giggly. So what’s it’s gonna be tonight a? A case by myself or a bullet in my cranium
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How do people complain in 2024? Sundays might not be as bad as I thought
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@BookerTobias1 By old lady do you mean mom? Because I can just tell she’s hot as fuck
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2028 SEC kids are so cooked for what I have in store these next couple of days
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