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Vols | Bears | Chelsea | UTK Alum | 2024 College World Series Champions | Vol Club Member | Member of The Florida Aquarium

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Calling 10 year olds 4 domestics deep to tell them they didn’t make his soccer team. Dream job
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@BockoCocko Mike, I’m all good at the moment. Thanks and cheers
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Hungover walk of shame through the market square farmers market was NOT on my Saturday list
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@LoveCookedYou Buddy really thought this was going to be a banger. Do better
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@JohnDadof7 Johnny Walker at the bar
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You like that white boy? (I am the white boy and I fucking love it)
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@dristin542 @PolinaVol95 @Qurandale @Rap What bar does this dude go to 🤣
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@_MLFootball @ProFootballTalk @CUBarstool Bro who is asking this dude about NFL jobs anyway??? Dude hasn’t proven anything in D1 yet. Give it a rest
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Yes I took a dump in the women’s restroom at the hill. Cry about it.
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@Vol_Baseball I’m sorry for all you had to deal with today. We love you.
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The lawn is calling my name
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@ZehDuck If you’re going to cheat you have to win. That’s rule #1 of cheating
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All time low
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Gotta let the boys breathe
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This is concerning.
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Bro our fan base is so unserious I get why people hate us💀💀💀 thank you for your service @VOLatileFan @vol_equalizer @ZeroContextVols @RiversVolmo 🫡
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Gainesville is a bum ass city. Nothing going on. No night life. This place is in shambles.
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“I woke up next to a fat bitch I turned and asked “what are you doing here””
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The guy who has my back in the group chat when I’m being roasted for bringing home an abnormally large human:
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@Austin_Vols In my eyes Third Saturday of October should be a game every single year no matter how many times they beat us or how many teams want to join SEC. Love the tradition.
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Should I be alarmed?
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Yes I play a game where I spend more money than 3rd world country families could comprehend. Yes I have a trust fund. Happy 3rd
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Walked into the grad party and got handed an ultra and a bowl of pasta salad. Talking nascar. Life is good
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Dinner at the country club. How bout that?
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Just met @CPA_Doug69 I fucking love burner twitter happy to be on this ride with you all. Thanks
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Honey lemon rogues and Chick-fil-A sweet tea is an absolute banging combination. (Gonna get mobbed by the zyn crowd, I like zyns too)
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@martinez3507 When daurice found out they could climb trees🤣🤣
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Left my buddy a thank you pasta salad for letting me stay at his place. Shoutout all the mothers today
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2 for 1 Modelos. Rangers playoffs. Too fast too furious. Life @Chilis sure is good
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This is y’all’s favorite country music singer?????
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Lil bro @Big40BigVFL is back in town. Modelos and Js to celebrate(sack inbound??🤪). Life is good
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PB&J for lunch. Thought yall might fuck with it. Thanks
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Valentines Busch lights at Aubrey’s. No better. No tap ins tonight. Full class. Cheers and thanks.
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Leaving work early to go to the lake. Y’all mind? Thanks
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Can’t do anything but contemplate the logistics of shipping and setting this big ass screen up. I know axles bum asses didn’t do it
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@roovols I could care less until they change the student section it won’t be good regardless
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Tony V wins series against Georgia. One of his first questions: “do we have a vols basketball update?” Tough loss to the refs but I fucking love this athletic department. All Vol.
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Think I might’ve just peaked on burner twitter
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Enjoy your lunch gentlemen. I know I will be.
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@BearsNationCHI @ChicagoBears This looks like old school hard knocks and I couldn’t love it more.
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@Vol_Baseball Looks like admin is just as frustrated as us.
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@Reece_VH Is he pointing at the scoreboard or Dickersons sisters only fans? Either way doe owns him.
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Clocked out. Let’s unwind. Cheers
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Checkmate, hangover.
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@currralinavol When you have a whole documentary coming out about how morally irresponsible your ENTIRE athletic program was for almost a decade, you can not say stuff like this.🤣 Good try tho Florida fans. See you in gainsville in September
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@CPA_Doug69 @GeorgeberryTN pockets rolling deep
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@_bonesthevol Your opinion will change once you take a mean hungover shit in a stall fit for a king
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Chat: is this a solid lineup?
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@AllVolReport How could any top recruit in the nation not want to play for this guy. Players coach through and through
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Y’all mind? Thanks.
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Thank GOD Tennessee doesn’t have this
@Vision4theBlind
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This year all 32 NFL teams will start using facial recognition to verify the identity of people entering the stadium. This is a clip that was posted recently on the Dallas Cowboys website. It shows how easy it is to identify someone in these large crowds.
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Just hit my boss with one of these now it’s time to go play 9 holes
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Sequoyah National today fellas. 120+ inbound
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Y’all mind if bill takes care of me?
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Fuck this picture hurts. Heads up Knoxville is proud 🧡 @Vol_Hoops
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Someone left with a souvenir
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I cannot believe this is my fucking life
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Single bed in a cabin on the lake. Bury me here. Thanks
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White boys: I know you love this
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@GBOVFL22 I don’t want it that way but it would be pretty damn funny if the ncaa tried this hard to keep us out and get screwed by their own rule book to advance us.
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Thanksgiving wine. Tap in.
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9 after work. Cold domestics. Thanks
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Espresso martini tap in with the full knuckle from @sea_cow_ski go vols. Thanks.
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Road tap in. White boys love Milwaukee tools. Thanks
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Little trip south of the border tonight. @domestics I’m sorry
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@1an_Hawke One of my favorite plays
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@TheOrangeBloods @SatDownSouth I understand this point but in my opinion Florida state might be one of the best viable options to join the SEC. In the south, historically good, pump out NFL players, have rivalries within the conference already. I’d be more for this than Mizzou and A&M and we let them right in
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@CFCBears Loved seeing Picckens and dexter work honestly. There is talent there and I can’t wait to see how they develop. Also, kyler looked like he wanted to kill every single person he tackled. Fucking love it
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Friday night vibes
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One of the best parts about watching this game is dabo complaining about every little thing. Love seeing a bitch bitch
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Thank you to the sweet lady in red for flashing tits when requested. Lake Loudon is so back
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@Vol_Baseball But nobody can hit off tanner hall. How could this happen?!!?!?
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God bless Busch light on draft and God bless these United States of America. Happy Friday friends
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@Girth_Newt I got scared and just left
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Zoned out of college football today. Nice trip on the water. Still go vols, but can’t be upset with it.
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Should I ask it how the Palestine protest was?
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@ZeroContextVols Tennessee vs Florida 2001 phillip fulmer pregame speech
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I’ve been only listening to live performances. Here’s my top 5. Leave suggestions 1.) Whiskey Myers live from Billy Bob’s 2.) Red Clay Strays live from Red Rocks 3.) Big Head Todd and the Monsters live from Red Rocks 4.) Mt Joy live from Red Rocks 5.) WSP Hamptons 1999(I’m new)
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Tap in.
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Not the lines I was imagining for a Friday night but it’ll do
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EVERYBODY IN HISTORY KNOWS THAT CAPACITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOME COURT ADVANTAGE IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL. CAMERON INDOOR HAS 10,000+ LESS THAN TBA AND IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER. THIS IS WHAT YOUVE DONE @AD_DannyWhite NO ENERGY
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I guess since it’s day 5 I’ll answer, but won’t be addressing this again. We already changed the student section prior to the 22-23 season, moving the students from the corner to behind both baskets, closer to the court, increasing lower bowl seats by 40% (1279 to 1717), while
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I’ve seen this video so many times but saying your daughter ended her life followed up by flexing a 6 minute mile is absolutely insane I’ll never get over it
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why did he say all that ☠️
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ZANDER TELLING @AD_DannyWhite TO GIVE TONY A LIFETIME CONTRACT IN A PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER WINNING THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS WHY THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING GREAT I LOVE THIS SCHOOL
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Has Tulsi Gabbard always been bad? Did I just miss this? Good looks @TulsiGabbard
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Here is the clip that ended Kamala’s first presidential campaign, X do your thing, make sure everyone sees this
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Tapped in. Vols win today. Thanks
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@CPA_Doug69 @GeorgeberryTN No keys or wallet is also somewhat concerning
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@AstroSmokeyX @_willcompton we had this convo earlier this week and I was on the side of “we never know the full situation”, but this is just way too much. The kid gives out answers and his dad makes him change it to get some sort of attention.most backlash is on the dad. I can’t get behind this tho
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Emmanuel is mad I got a $7 Uber from cool beans to cedar bluff. Emmanuel- if you don’t like driving maybe don’t Uber, but thanks for taking me home. He asked for a bigger tip do I do it? (I don’t mind tipping foreigners but he’s kind of an asshole)
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@More_Issues @billyamick Tony V making the portal look effortless
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5 down. Board in 30 minutes. About to go blinker the penjamin a few times and soar. Thanks all.
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2 down. Flight pushed back to 6:00. This could get scary. Thanks.
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Kicking my feet eating a cheesecake @Chilis rn
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Aw shit(acknowledge the stella im cultured)
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Tapped in locked in happy bday to my friend. Thanks.
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Bike on I40. Bold. Gotta respect it
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What we thinking?
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