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Capital Markets and everything your dad likes

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2024
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My friend’s money clip. He has a trust fund
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“Chat, should I cut rates by 25bps or 50bps?”
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@emxlyxoxox Wait…people actually tan on cement? What in the Chiraq
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Part of the dump in question…
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None of my boys hyped up my vacation photo dump on Instagram. I think my burner boys might be my real friends now…
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“I don’t shop, I buy” line from this guy went unbelievably hard
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LinkedIn telling me Goldman Sachs searched me for the last 4 weeks in a row. Just send me an offer letter already and maybe I’ll review it.
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None of my boys hyped up my vacation photo dump on Instagram. I think my burner boys might be my real friends now…
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Just an fyi that Glen doesn’t fuck around
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The day I see a burner account studying for the SAT is the day I leave forever
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@RMTracker Bryson is so likable
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As a man of the people and unity, after a long negotiation with “Mike Hunt” filling my dm’s. I’ve decided to go another direction with my pfp. I’ve never seen a republican bitch as much as I just witnessed. For the future, stay the fuck out of my dm’s Sent from my iPhone, Glen
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@lunchboxboomer George, nice to meet you. Unfortunate this happened for you. Please blast her and let us do the rest, thanks. Keep your head up, Glen
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Yeah boss, I’ll get right on that
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@OHWallStreet Not after I just got recommended bonobos….what the fuck
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Anyone have a connect at instagram? My personal account got banned/suspended for no reason and if my appeal doesn’t go through they just delete it
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@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory The divorce is back on
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People from my high school asking me “what camera” that I haven’t talked to in 10 years. You cant afford it and you can’t get it anyways. It won’t make your Nashville photos look any better.
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Sailboat in the Adriatic Sea all the way from New York just ripping the American flag off the back. I’m rock hard, thanks.
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Starting your career and looking for WFH work significantly limits your potential and opportunities for career advancement
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Normalize using your burner name when putting in a dinner reservation
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Linen out. Going low on the coast tonight #glenthecroat
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NYC/Wall Street mutuals Where ya’ll buying shirts/pants for work?
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9 you don’t have a real job
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maturing is realizing that 9 is the best
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Meat lover Saturday
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@elusivecurrent This can’t be real
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Glen here. Checking in from the Adriatic Sea. Hope y’all are well
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@GolfDigest Really starting to wonder if he’s going to get another major
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@velvetmilkman0 Lowkey recline the offer
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Feeling restless…just queued up ol’reliable. I'll be out in 5. Goodnight.
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Burner accounts should have trading cards for when they meet in person
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The sheer aura from this man last night at a Zach Bryan concert in Philadelphia is all I strive for in life
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About to quit my demanding finance job and work for this man
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Chat, do we fuck with either of these?
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@sayestoheavenn I’m just like that
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Doesn’t suck
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@HaroldSJohnson2 Harry, It’s gotta be soccer for the legs. Let me know if you have any questions
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Imagine choosing to wear this hunk of shit instead of a mechanical watch like a man. Christ, I have second hand embarrassment
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Apple Watch Ultra with the new Milanese loop is stunning
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Glen has begun his old man era
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Nothing like screen sharing at work and you open your file explorer with your resume titled 2024 is front and center
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@BillTingleberry Bill, you got mail
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Glens grandma celebrated 94 years this week. A beautiful life ❤️
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Shrink the game for the love of god
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Rate the fit today (feeling *zesty*)
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Glens entertained for the day
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Mt. Joy in Philly. Hope yall don’t mind, thanks.
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When will chicks realize we don’t give a fuck what you think about us wearing flip flops
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Going on daddy’s boat. Time for a day
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Glen wants to move to NYC or Montana. No in between.
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Not a good day at the range at all. Might actually kill myself
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Had to bless the timeline. If not a fan of Mt. Joy, please go ahead and unfollow me.
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Mt. Joy in Philly. Hope yall don’t mind, thanks.
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@NUCLRGOLF That kangaroo was pissed about the sand
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Glens back in the US with about 246 unread emails in the inbox, hell yeah
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Open to debate for best hair on the burnerverse
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Was just violently assaulted by AI. Goodnight
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Wanted to give a little shot out to Mrs. Mathews on this special day. Happy national girlfriend day love 😘💋😚
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I will never dress country for a country music concert
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Someone explain why it’s 2024 and it’s $75 a month to read the financial times? I truly will never understand news being behind paywalls, I never will.
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Ngl chat, I don’t give a fuck about the shareholders today
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Heating up seafood for lunch in an office deserves the death penalty
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With back to school, I had no idea how many burners were still in college. Glen is old as fuck
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Someone check in on Jill Biden. Actual don’t, I don’t give a fuck.
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Glens also a farmer if y’all didn’t know…
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@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion He’s looking cut. Maybe beefed up Tiger wasn’t the move…
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i actually think doing this is hilarious
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the thing SEC burners do where they address another burner by their name and then sign their own tweets with their name is so fucking gay
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Taking a load off and playing a real game… (I don’t have a PlayStation or Xbox so I can’t play College Football)
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@remington_cooke Just a thought, maybe go to the hospital?
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Glens out of the US for the time being. Take care of her for me 🫡🇺🇸
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@lilydsmith Dad looks like he can get me really high paying prestigious job. The names Glen, nice to meet you dad 🤝
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If I skated around my bosses questions like both of these presidential candidates, I’d be on the streets getting eaten like the pets
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Some burner “joined August 2024” pfp
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The first look at Glen Powell as Chad Powers.
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#NewProfilePic
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My out of debt present to myself is stupid consumerism and I don’t give a fuck. Misses influenced this btw
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Thought I was going to get a much needed early nights rest…nope, in comes the MD text message request. Booting up as we speak.
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@kuznosebeers These types of dudes are always hella mad too. Probably beefed with 9 random people since he’s been there
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@OHWallStreet That logo looks like a place where you rent a tuxedo for high school prom
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Looks like I’ll have to call dad. THANKS.
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Where Biden is headed immediately after leaving office on January 20th
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@kevinwestgirth Worst fear right there
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@MurrayHillBro22 If so, we don’t claim him
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Drives me nuts when I go to someone’s place and they have all their windows covered. Some people were just born to be hobbits and live in the dark. Couldn’t be me
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Don’t mind me
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Sis has an excel course this semester. Sounding like Glen will need to step in for a celebrity guest lecture
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Feeling extra privileged today. I love this country. Happy Sunday.
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Glen had some debts and now they’re gone
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Tapped in. Have a friyay
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming…
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My friend’s money clip. He has a trust fund
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Can’t wait to give out the first 10 exclusive @glenpmatthews trading cards to those lucky enough to meet Glen IRL
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Burner accounts should have trading cards for when they meet in person
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A little kid classic on this Friday …homemade chicken cheese quesadillas pep and onions. Boring pics but taste phenomenal.
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Riley Green build in the works…stay patient
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Got flak in the office for wearing a q-zip “no matter the weather outside” How should I handle this chat?
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3pm on a Monday after not being in the office for two weeks
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Legally changing my name to Glen Matthews
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Debating…
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60 degrees in the office and got the PM quarter zip on in July, AMA
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@Ketamine_Cap Put this on my MD’s phone not mine
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Any civilians driving police issued vehicle models are the biggest dorks. Why as a 32 year old are you driving a ford explorer?
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Gloomy day in Philly. Still bullish
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