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Richard Ryder, CPA and CFA

2 months

Pretty fucking funny watching sorority chicks go to an out of state school for 70k a year, become a teacher, and beg for venmo donations to decorate their classroom

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Richard Ryder, CPA and CFA

@RickRyderSooner

2 months

At Sephora with the wife. Place is packed, nowhere to stand or sit without being directly in line of fire. No cell service. Not good not good

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HS kid smoking a J in his car in the golf course parking lot. Made eye contact as I walked by, had to give him the nod of approval. Could see the fear of me snitching in his eyes. Go low brother

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Better feeling discuss/debate: 1. Orgasm (self-induced) 2. When the barber uses electric clippers by your ears and it sends the shiver 3. Pulling up next to a shitty driver and your assumption of a minority was correct 4. Watching black people vs police bodycam footage

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People I automatically hate before getting to know them: 1. Septum piercing (gross) 2. Any EV driver besides Tesla plaid or cybertruck (Prius #1 enemy) 3. Jeep with ducks on dashboard 4. Morbidly and disgustingly obese people 5. Fast food workers that have an attitude 6. Black p-

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Hot take Halloween sucks, worst of the major holidays (followed closely by NYE). Women/Gfs lose their mind over it, always weird when it isn’t a Friday or Saturday, ruins the bars for the weekend. I just want to watch football

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@JLongstonk44 LV purse in hand

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@C_M_Reinhardt Douchebag✅ I believe in teachers getting paid more. I do not believe in them being mad that they failed to do their research on median salary Vs cost of school. BMFS

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@SummerrOf85 This is a legit quote from the Instagram story that insipired the post

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Richard moved into a new residency today. Current setup.

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“Zyn, Peter Millar, Rainbows, Bag 📍, June 2024,” and a size small Peter millar. Fuck you Jack you are 16 years old

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@BillTingleberry Hitting an unreal snipe with my neon green iPhone 5c tucked under the desk felt like heroin

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@probablycenter That is domestic terrorism

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@UCBarstool Cargo shorts, see through Nike polo that 100% fits like shit, highlighter red under armour shoes that I’d wear in middle school. God man get a grip

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Worst thing to happen to Dallas since JFK got smoked, argue with a wall.

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@skeeterbronson_ Nike pro shirt, leg sleeve, ultra boost, rubber bracelets. This nigga thinks he’s in 8th grade

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@gang451000 Indian in a Tesla, moth to a flame.

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@gumplover “Her golden gooses were definitely fake and she was on the debate team in high school. Not an Aphi”

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@bygodwoodrow Big shrink the game advocate here but this kid does not need to be shrunk out

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@MarkJohnson777 Mark, I’m all for paying teachers more. But they should know median salary before spending triple it on a year of college. Ps I am anti jew anti Kamala and anti black as well let’s not get sidetracked here Richard

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@kaeladedah Fat, pronoun user, tattoos and piercings, cat lady, stuffed animal collector as a grown adult, and Austin resident. All checks out.

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@waltlongmirin You’ve made it in life if you can afford the losses from your wife’s hobby job: teaching, coffee shop, bakery etc

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@DrkPrkr Probably costing the family more for her to “work” than stay home with the kids after daycare/nanny costs, plus someone else raising their kid. Sad.

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@drunkcigs777 Not with those queer earrings

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4 years with Ms. Ryder today. 💍 (probably) before 5. God help my wallet!

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@gr8g0oglymo0gly Carl (Woj) Bomb

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15 item max in the express lane at grocery store. Of course it’s a fat black bitch with a cart of 47 items in front of me. Always “the rules don’t apply to me” with these people. Then she starts bitching at the employee for a $2 coupon not working. Can’t make this stuff up

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@JakeLockerVols Based off the minimal context clues, tough scene for the kid. Even worse that he knows and is cool with it. Imagine it’s a post-grad bf and he has no idea she is quite acquainted with 75% of Greek life

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@RonnyCrimson69 If we start Arnold so help me God the entire offensive staff should probably be left in AL

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@BettyJo78225 To Betty Jo’s estate, When is the funeral? I’d like to deliver some flowers. He was a great man. Best, Richard

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@bigcocphil Hope you showed her your weiner. Seen a few episodes that start like that👍🏻

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@Al_Brown313 Nothing worse than when she’s raging at you from the passenger seat with a 73 syllable order that you’re supposed to recite off the dome

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@WufpackSports God damn, not even a linebacker that’s a 4 star left tackle

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@SummerrOf85 Surely the credit card in her dads name that she used for 4(and a half) years in college still works right? And it’s always the 24 count of tropical thin tip marker, never the basic 4 pack

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@christafah Didn’t even know there was a cologne section, looks like I will be stealing this play. I usually just stare at the floor and follow her around like a mute toddler but this sounds like the better idea.

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@nikkineups Thanks for the love Nikki

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@Jfkennedyctespn Followed him for a while. They should’ve given him a brand deal or something, his entire closet was PM it’s nuts

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@bigrobbbbbbbb Not a speck of permanent damage that needs to be DIYed to hide from landlord. This looks less destructive than a middle school sleepover. Do better

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@HolyFatherJPow I don’t smoke the devils lettuce but I approve of its recreational use. Gateway drug

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@Boil70825356 Got more in the chamber for a later date dont you worry

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@mastergoobway 6. Black people being 13% of US pop and committing 56% of all violent crime 7. Muslims and blowing each other/themselves up 8. Gay people and gay sex diseases (HIV/AIDS/monkeypox) Good list ass rag

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@DanielLemley69 Haircut, haircut, haircut, lose the twea, haircut, grow 2 feet

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@JeremyWade043 It’s a pitch and putt par 3 with lights, cupholders by tee boxes and BBQ restaurant too. Longest hole 104. Legit designed w kids/families in mind so that dudes can play the full courses during the day and family can still be entertained at night. I’m all shrink the game but SMH

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Approximately 35 seconds into the ATL airport I decided I do not ever want to come back here

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@Eldricks_hoes Nose piercing dead on as well. Probably 2 kids with different dads and a 2004 Honda Accord with 2/4 tires being donuts. Smells like cigs and disappointment

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@MoeJiltonIII Jilton, If you spent your 1 year at a restaurant that still served buddy in the back despite the way he’s dressed, she might feel the need to reevaluate. Need to do better moving forward.

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@Zyndad101 Guarantee some dude took that pic right before he tore that mini skirt off. Best of luck Dave

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Recliner WHAT massager sofa? Rarely used and fully automatic? Take my money

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@HaroldSJohnson2 Especially the little quirky doodle ones with random bullshit scattered like a toddlers scribbles

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@abcdefghi876 @C_M_Reinhardt Once again, Douchebag✅ I am rational. I researched median salary before picking my school and career. Thanks

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Lost my 5 star rating on Uber at some point last week. Had a flawless 5.00 for 5 years. What the fuck man

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112° today. 1-1.5 hour commute each way in constant traffic. Couldn’t expense my lunch. 8+ hours in the office. I understand why men used to beat their wife for not having dinner ready.

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@heatdaddy69420 “Why do you think I doordashed ya fucking moron? I wasn’t gonna drive in that. Not my problem.”

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@DavePoorboy Falls into the category of extreme hype and stress for usually disappointment/mediocrity for me

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@Geefing Are you currently shitting in the tub?

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Morning. Sooners by a million

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Alan bowman taunting the Arkansas sideline as a 24 year old 7th year college QB. Northwestern Mutual is hiring buddy

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@TigersOfMIZ Dirty ass NMDs and cargo shorts (both popular in 2016) and a broke ass PFG polo. Cant say I’m shocked but Jesus man, no wonder you guys are always lightyears behind other SEC programs

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What do non-phone addicts do at red lights? Just stare at the car in front of them? Freaks

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Richard will be significantly less active during business hours of 8-5 due to his recent run of unemployment and golf coming to an end. His racism will likely be renewed due to working downtown in a large metropolis, and he will still hate tweet in rush hour traffic.God bless all

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Ty Myers with Ms. Ryder. Kid rips. College tour this fall, can’t recommend more. Covers Childers and plays his songs. Just signed record deal.

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In light of my new followers here is an about Richard post: 1. Connoisseur of domestics and explosives alike 2. Boomer Fucking Sooner 3. Anti 3 letter government agencies 4. Anti minorities and immigrants of all kinds except legal Hispanics 5. 13%-59% 6. FB marketplace degen

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@ErinDusty @MarkJohnson777 You retweet bitcoin giveaways please get fucked brokie

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My heart is beating out of my chest just imagining the 7am-6:29pm boozing and taking in the magnificent air of Norman Oklahoma

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@Zyndad101 Damn DK piss shivers was on the next one good shout

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@secretburner679 “Take your belt off real quick and put it on the table for the pic, no homo”

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@chrundell Hope you preemptively took the hole puncher out of your center console

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If anyone in Norman sees a fucker in a titleist OU hat (optional), OU SEC PM, some 993s and a 12 pack tucked like a football wandering around somewhere on campus tomorrow it’s probably Rick Ryder #selfdoxx

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God I love country music. New Treaty Oak, Ty Myers, Parker, Koe, even that Hudson Westbrook kid. AirPods gonna be in all day at work

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Cant believe some bots show up to their first day of corporate employment in some khaki colored joggers, a ratty, wrinkled, untucked, cloth polo, and some new balance sneakers. Wish I could’ve snagged a pic. How did that fucker even get a job you ask? Hint- DEI!

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@RonnyCrimson69 Big Ron the expert

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Just walked through downtown in a major metropolis. 30 mins after dark, just filled with homeless people, Fent leaners, immigrants, and people just hanging out in 06 chargers. Wasn’t carrying and really wished I was. Goddamn shame that every city in the US has slid to this point.

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@elmer181546 No etiquette can teach her to not leave footprints on the green #ogre

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@Toliver_Gooch Gooch check private messages I would like to purchase my credit card number is 4875 6517 6537 8457 03/26 177 Richard R Ryder you know my address thanks

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If someone hit my dog with a golf club I would beat them to death on the fucking spot. Just sick to do that to an animal

NUCLR GOLF

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🚨🐶👮🏼‍♂️ JUST IN: Police in Chardon, Ohio say a subject has been identified in the case involving a golfer who trespassed private property & allegedly struck a dog’s head with their golf club this past weekend at Chardon Lakes Golf Course. Charges are currently being determined.

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Last self improvement session before I destroy my body tonight and tomorrow, BMFS

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@Eddie_Rado @trynaewash7 Give me #16 on a PWO

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Top 3 college football programs I love to watch implode: 1. Texas A&M: Delusional epitome of mid program with massive expectations 2. Notre Dame: join a conference and play a real schedule 3. Florida state: Whiney fucks Honorable mention: Dallas Cowboys It’s (never) our year!

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@chopon_melvin Don’t some of the women doing it clear like 150k? Shit is unreal

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@gang451000 Closed my Instagram stories and came straight to the post button

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@gr8g0oglymo0gly Hate to break it to you Carl but this is a body type that gets quite large after securing the ring and popping 2 goblins out

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Just saw an Indian on a bike almost get smoked by an F150. Wouldn’t have stopped to help, get out of my country you smelly jeet.

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@Brick_Pitino Nígga can’t spell for shit wouldn’t expect anything different from a yankee fuck. Can’t talk on SEC if you’re from north of the Mason Dixon line you little Union bitch boy

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@ChrisGordy Hey Chris. If another city builds a softball stadium with same capacity, might make sense to move it. Otherwise, why downsize from a sold out stadium regardless of who’s winning? Also, OSU is only 45 mins away. No advantage for them?

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Equivalent of a viagra

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Just got home from a networking dinner. I missed a belt loop. Will be hanging myself with it thanks.

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@NHLxEPL 1. Do not tuck your pants into your boots. Over boots always. 2. No there are khakis that are bootcut that also look good ex. Duckhead 3. No they shouldn’t be tight. Shouldn’t see boot print 4. There are not cool boots but that is not color dependent

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@OleMissManchu Manchu Fix

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@Tdogknight Does law enforcement or firefighters spend 300k on school and then ask me to venmo to pay for their vehicles or hoses

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@Gridiron_Goons Side stud is fine. Septum should be left to the cows, even though most of the chicks with them could be classified as such.

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How you know you live in a big city in the US: 1. Traffic is rampant 2. Rent/real estate are pricey 3. You are hyper aware of your surroundings due to the wild inhuman tweaker creatures 4. Parking downtown isnt cheap 5. There is an area dominated by blacks full of gun violence

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@doggincartgirls Gay but tolerable (a sentence I will never type again)

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@balls_2004 All the junior/senior sorority chicks that blew up like a balloon the first 2/3 years

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@MGSGrassEater @sailaunderscore Trans Barista at 34 years old. Do the jokes get any fucking easier

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@ErinDusty @MarkJohnson777 Erin, 1. You’re dusty 2. Women are awesome no complaints there 3. This has 10k likes I’d say it’s pretty relatable 4. I’d be willing to bet bet you’re an example of taking on 200k of debt to make 30k post tax and you’re pissed about it 5. If you’re not #4 just laugh man its funny

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Fat white chick with blue hair and a tackle box on her face. These type of people used to be outcasts and shamed, now they’re “celebrated” and “supported.” Damn shame what a disgrace this country has fallen to.

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Seriously? This is fucking blocked? Fuck you Elon they’re a horrific race that need to be permanently exterminated #streetshitters #smelly #disgusting #donotredeem

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Sick little view at the muni in Dallas today. Yes I missed that birdie putt

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@cxburns Marathon is unfortunately a race chad. Quote is “marathon not a sprint”

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