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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)

@thadcastleCPA

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Serious Account. Finance. Aspiring philanthropist, anti seed oil, reformed gamer

Burnerverse
Joined August 2021
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime that’s why I poop on company time.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Trump shooter could never #aimbot
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@thadcastleCPA
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@elmer181546 Shrink her caloric intake my god
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 years
@aurinleexo God forbid boys become men right? He’s trying to teach our boys how to quit being sissies and we’re mad at him? At least someone’s trying to teach our boys how to be a real man, not one that drinks cold brew and eats pistachios.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Thads dinner. Garlic parm
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@Joker_quintroll Felt like sending a wyd text and getting hit back with a come thru
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
23 days
Thads Movie of the day! Similar vibes to dazed and confused. It’s a great watch.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Balance. Poise. Accuracy. 7 Eleven. Undisclosed. I hope you’re scared @KamalaHarris
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@duanetrain12 Dude on far rights jaw 😂😂
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Should I take all 9 and meet the hat man. Please lmk before I go to bed.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Crop dusting Asians with beer farts in the airport call it beeroshima💯
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Im 21, I eat red meat, I can rep 225 on bench, I can drive a golf ball 300 yards, I like a cold Michelob ultra, and I am voting for Donald Trump.
@chrisdmowrey
Chris Mowrey
2 months
Im 22, I’m Gen-Z, and I’m excited to vote for Joe Biden in 2024. He’s shown my generation hope. The choice is clear.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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A picture of Thad taking a leak outperformed Sleepy Joe, the burnerverse is beautiful. #leftaintright
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Thads morning routine and daily schedule, respect my decision…
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@BigLaquavious Thad saw him out in downtown Nashville, and absolutely towered over him, there’s no way he’s even near 5’10.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Just hit 40 push ups in a row while listening to one last breath @Creed preciate the help. Thad is diced.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@SpreadHood When they call you “sugar” “honey” or “baby”
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@littlemissveeee Clean your room. Also nip slip. Figure it out.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Hello sweetheart, come to papa.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 years
@fel0n_musk Easier to believe when u meet my ex wife
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
It’s the weekend Thadsters!!!
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Little BV crossover with my good bud @BuckWayne12 . Wish us luck!
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@julianaraynor Hubba hubba, thad is interested
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@SummerrOf85 Dick, that kind word means the world to me, just you wait to see what kind of range I have. Only the beginning.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Just an absolute flight from hell. Group of 15 Asian kids in the rows surrounding me. They would not stop fucking giggling and causing my noise cancelling headphones to disconnect.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
1 month
Thads a couple deep and ready to steal somebody’s cowboy hat, watch out Broadway.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@NeilDenblomi @cccfatherof3 Couldn’t agree more Neil, if your dad isn’t fucking loaded you really are missing the point of life
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
1 month
Beautiful night to hit the range. Yes my shorts are gay. Mom bought them for me with the Amex. Swing tips appreciated.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Cut it- OT Genesis
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jainormis
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just got booked to dj a circumcision, what music do i play?????
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@justcuuper
Cooper
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If you’re still voting for Trump, you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Some lesbian just said, “I like your hair”. I think it means more than a straight girl complimenting, this girl has no dog in the fight just admiring the cut. She knows ball.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@larrylovespot Clean up on aisle Larry
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 years
@DreSalko @aurinleexo Ahh so you’re dating a fat chick and drive an Altima?
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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I’m a straighter, whiter male. An ER surgeon, current navy seal, own more guns, box and train Jim Jordy for 2.5 decades, have 5 kids (all boys) and a drive a bigger truck. Voting for Trump. #realman
@DBarkhuff
Dan Barkhuff
2 months
I’m a straight white male, an ER doctor, an ex-Navy SEAL, own guns, box and train Jujitsu every day and have for 2 decades, have 4 kids and drive a truck. Voting Biden because I’m not a self interested asshole.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
White lulu undies. Morning lift no back up pair. Bad skids. Dammit.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@NCAAFootball14 Share that card info, dads starting to get mad at me for going ham at bonobos and p Milly. Together we can ruin your ex
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@iminamtg Ismael, doing what I can to help this godforsaken world. Big fan. -Thad
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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I’m close to deleting this app. Also dogshit swing #shrinkthegame
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@BettyJo78225 Go through these three artists Rufus Du Sol Jamiroquai Pearl Jam
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@mikeyhottplate Milking table
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
19 days
If you don’t listen to Three 6 you can unfollow.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
This is America, whether you like it or not. The left could never know about it…
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
1 month
Had a wet dream last night (diarrhea in my linen sheets) #hightestalphamale
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Physique reveal at 1k
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
1 month
Looks like you guys will Gold in women beating. If only goat fucking was a sport…
@Algeria_FC
Algeria FC
1 month
Cry more
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Thad might be a genius.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Harry. Have u ever felt the joy of a golf course beer? Have u ever had a beer while watching the big game? A beer on Fourth of July with fireworks filling the sky? Grow up Peter Pan. Trump 2024
@harryjsisson
Harry Sisson
2 months
Joe Biden is an amazing man and an amazing leader. He has achieved more than any other president in modern American history. I’m thankful for his dedication to the country, and I can’t wait to vote for him. Biden 2024.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Just saw a Hispanic guy drinking a modelo on the highway, maybe keep the border open.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@pascaldupussy How freaky are you?
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@YGEthan_ Huey, I did clean up after 💯💯💯
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
24 days
Hey @Tim_Walz I just hit 95’s for 8 reps on dumbbell bench and front squatted 315 yesterday. I’m taking a shit in a men’s bathroom with no tampons present, If you have any problems with that I’d like to let you know that we’ve both spent the same amount of time in a combat zone.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@BlewGum @ultramcbitch Phil I’m hoping you’re over 6 feet tall cause it really is a treat to tower over this lil munchkin. If not you can still berate him. If you see him please engage and tell him thad says bang bang vanilla face. Godspeed.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@NeilDenblomi Not sure about the beater hate. I’m cool with it as long as you got a long sleeve shirt on before. If you hop out of the car in a beater you are likely from jersey. If it’s your undershirt it’s fine. Nice bod Neil
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@saucebars Oh that’s going straight on Thad’s junk.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@MearnsGeoffery @golfwithbeav And that’s exactly what I need. Naysayers won’t get my time of day. Cause I’ll have a beautiful night, six pack abs, and a political stance leaning extremely far right
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@ZethingtonZZZ Youth baseball kids like this make me wanna vomit. Terrible representation of the game. Dress like Tatis but has the skill of a men’s league right fielder who tries too hard.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Only kissing shawties I like with a zyn in from now on, secretly giving them a buzz and addicting them to me after long enough. Being around me is dopamine.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@saucebars Heavy brother, that sounds like a dream. Imagine throwing some meat on the grill and chipping in the backyard while you wait.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Let’s clear some things up. Thad loves grilling. Thad loves cold ass beer. Thad is far superior to you physically (6’3 210). Thad loves Trump. Thad hates liberals. If you don’t share this opinion you’re wrong and stupid. TYPE SHIT
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LanaQuest aka RosaSparks
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Let’s clear some things up. Trump’s face wasn't bloody, there was some blood. There was an attempted assassination. Trump’s ear was grazed. Trump is still a racist. Trump is still a rapist. Trump is still a felon. Trump has been accused of the brutal rape of a teen
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@snicklefritz_0 Reign, orange dreamsicle. Big truss
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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This pre workout shit will be talked about for years…
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@ufc @ESPNPlus Gotta block that and counter with a punch, obviously a beginner!
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@connorjstone22 Thad hates the Savannah Bananas. If we want to make a globetrotter esque baseball team, we should shoot them all up with roids and have them use BESR bats.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@ky__update @ScoopLexington A vote against @ScoopLexington is a vote for Kamala
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@MurrayHillBro22 Thad would love to
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@olemisschad Can’t wait to see his badass commitment post in 8 years to a juco in Iowa
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@SperrysandNikes @iminamtg Stole them my college locker room #huntergatherer Have my eyes on some rainbows in the near future. Confrontationally, Thad
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
3 years
@ufc @RafaelFiziev When he ducks like that you gotta attack his legs
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@gamecockhummy Hugh brother, hope this storm passes over quickly and add in an extra wipe or two to be safe.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 years
@DreSalko @aurinleexo Do you have a Bugatti and hot girlfriends drew?
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
1 month
@EricWompman Whenever you’ve made the change you wanna see Wompmaster.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Look at this sick fucking fit thrown by this 10 year old. Wearing actual athletic underwear out of the house. May be far right but late term abortions don’t seem like the worst idea.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@ScoopLexington 100% worth it. Can you even vote? Also Kentucky 😂😂😂😂
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@MurrayHillBro22 @Cakesworldxx Some call it down bad I call it ambitious
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@itsreav0 That’s what the left took from us
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@RichardTugnutz Looks butter DaVold, maybe let that bad boy sit for a couple more minutes to keep the juice in there, but I can imagine you had to hurry up and hit the range. -Thad
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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Chat how we feel??
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@Teasertheunder Corey, let’s ride this weekend for our fearless leader Donald.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
8 months
Just sharted in @Applebees
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@GadDuhTitSuckuh Thanks Gad.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@VortexBack2024 Found this movie and watched it the night before I left for college. Life changing experience. Also knew Glen Powell would be big after this masterpiece.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@IgnorantMMA @ufc @RafaelFiziev If you wanna be the best you gotta make it happen #greatness
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@ADoucharello97 Instant follow
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
29 days
Took the hound on some errands this am. He had the time of his life.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@ke1amineMonSter They’re the theater kids of baseball, so cringe. Met some great guys who dabble in americas pastime, but it becomes an issue when Jeremy has the accessories of Tatis and the skill of a retard. Football may be my love but gotta respect real baseball guys. Thad
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@MurrayHillBro22 This has to get you sloots right?
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
Thad just drank way too much in a cave listening to some British dj
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@nextlevelbb @KendallRogers Oh yes college baseball reporter has more pull than the heisman winner and americas sweetheart, be for real clown
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@RealMickSanders Mickey, you dirty dog.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@NoCapCapitalLLC Calorie deficit
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@iminamtg Wait pause
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@NeilDenblomi @DaReal_JBELFORT Never said your username in my head until today and had a nice laugh by myself.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@tr3llyburner So that hottie on the left can get my rebounds.
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Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
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@SummerrOf85 Hit my dm Thad is lonely and needs this game plan, our little secret.
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@thadcastleCPA
Thad Castle, CPA (Alpha Male)
2 months
@sleepysoupgirl Sup French onion, got an 18 pack of Celsius from Costco the other day if you wanna case race lol (I’m 6’3 and care).
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