@eastvillageguy
She broke things off?
Good. More time to dial in.
Head up, EVG — this is when character is built.
She will undoubtedly regret it.
Godspeed, brother.
- AD
#Played
Chat,
Where do I meet a conservative white woman that isn’t on anti-depressants and doesn’t hate their own race?
Thinking farmer’s market or church could be the only plays
Appreciate any feedback
All the best
- AD
1 year ago I pretended to have a terminal illness on my private Snapchat story for attention. Like none of this is true even in the slightest. I hadn’t been to a doctor in years
No bullshit creamer/milk ✅
No bullshit sugary sweetener ✅
2 shots of espresso to make my balls tingle ✅
Add in a vyvanse/adderall and let me know when you solve Pi
#LifeHack
#Stimmed
I remember Ted Bundy jokes at FSU were a “no-no” because of his history, but it just never made sense to me
90% of you sluts got more bodies than Mr. Bundy, go take a look in the mirror you serial whore
#SlutShame
I wonder how many of these bitches would still go to the gym if they couldn’t post their whorish “workout fits” and bodies on social media
The gym is now just a center for females seeking validation, and it makes me sick
(Please continue wearing the whorish fits)
#Gym
@thfc_coorslight
Only the real ones know about the Seminole Legacy head cover — had a lot of great times on that course
Hit em straight, brother
#SeminoleLegacy
Also, gonna reverse sear the shit out of these steaks tonight
And if you still buy choice meat in 2024, go check yourself into the nearest Autism Center — that’s just full blown retardation
Stay tuned for the final product
#Vegan
@IngramSmith
@ControlNole
If I up my donation level from “Foot Soldier” to “Linebacker”, does that mean we can keep Pat Payton???? Please say yes!
You couldn’t run a soup kitchen, let alone an entity needing to raise tens of millions of dollars. Go back to being a Superfan and let businessmen handle this
@chubbledouble34
This is nothing out the ordinary Rob, I struggled with the same issue
The problem is you still have some spirit of hope
Once they break you, you’ll be fine and the highlight of your day will be a marketing rep bringing donuts to the snack room
Godspeed, Rob
-AD
@EvilCimarron
Cock is currently inverted, and now I’m in the bathroom spray painting the porcelain like a NYC graffiti artist
No such thing as a free lunch
#ProsAndCons
@glizzy__goblin_
@MayorBoner
@mordecai_AU
Hugh, im fucking pissing laughing, but I must concur — my gooch/taint/ass tends to reek like a Mexican supermarket in the summertime
Cost of doing business I suppose
All these sexy whores and OF girls in the feed for the past week or so has been awesome, dont get me wrong….
….but like, can i just see funny white frat guys spew again please?
Miss those days — Biden’s America fr fr
#PrayersUp
Got to the office prepared to grind and received notification that Hard Rock Mobile App is back up in Florida. Sorry, boss, we got parlays to cook up. It’s on, fellas
#HardRock
Watched my good friend and compatriot (
@ADoucharello97
) get absolutely evicerated by the burner verse for a tweet today….. Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Closed a deal this afternoon and headed straight to the liquor store afterwards — 4th of July “weekend” is upon us. And don’t tempt me with a little Tuesday afternoon baggage either you scum
@GarnetBurner
#WinnersWin
Update: 9 over through 9 — will take bogey golf all day
Just bought a 6 pack of seltzies for the back, feel like there’s a low number still out there
Will revert will back 9 nine results
#Golf
@johnsonamber19
Back in the day i knew a comrade that ran a “$50 Friday” special — mostly baby laxative, but the whores didn’t know the difference — used to abuse that deal like Ray Rice on a prude female
#GoodTimes
#TakeMeBack
Fuck you and your fucking inbred piece of shit dog, Kirk
Go slather some more peanut butter on your balls and let your “emotional support” pups go to work you fucking freak
You’re a sick, sick fuck
Ben and I are doing something new this fall! We're calling it "Walks with Ben." Ben and I will take a walk each week with a special guest. During the season we get a chance to be around so many interesting people in the football world- we thought it would be fun to invite some of
@kingfluffer1
Pay the bus goers no mind, Larry
They would love nothing more than for you to join them in their poorness and misery — do not give them the time of day
@MearnsGeoffery
@stinkycuuter
Is this really what college kids look like these days? These fanooks would’ve been bullied into out of state private school back in my day — Biden’s fucking America huh smh
@KirkHerbstreit
It’s sad that when you die, your life will be looked back on as a complete joke. One of the worst QBs in Ohio State history, and now a corporate sell out that takes orders from his “bosses” like a McDonald’s cashier. Would be tough for me to sleep at night, personally
#Loser
@DTrucksBurner
Duane,
Love the routine here — may I suggest pulling the JD before crying about the ex?
This is my personal sequence, and I’ve found it really lets me unleash my emotions much more thoughtfully
Let me know if you give it a try!
- AD