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@shannonekp

6 months

I PASSED THE BAR YALL

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@shannonekp

2 years

To all men: “surprise me” means “please make one gd decision in your fking life that I don’t have to weigh in on” . Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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@shannonekp

3 years

I have a question about hearsay and that is what the fck. 😩

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@shannonekp

2 years

I got my first A in law school and I am beside myself 🫠😭

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@shannonekp

2 years

To all the bar takers tomorrow: it means nothing lol but my heart goes out to you! Breathe and YOU KNOW ALL THE THINGS 💕

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@shannonekp

2 years

@RilezTweetsEsq

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@shannonekp

2 years

Welp she didn’t strip away constitutional rights so 🤷‍♀️

Rep. Jim Jordan

@Jim_Jordan

2 years

Can you imagine the media outrage if protestors were outside Justice Sotomayor’s house?

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@shannonekp

2 years

Update: nothing has changed regarding my feelings about this class.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Secured transactions is the actual worst class to date.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Secured transactions is the actual worst class to date.

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@shannonekp

5 months

HOT TAKE: DONT LIE TO YOUR ATTORNEY. It’s a hot take because nobody gives it a shot or believes it could work for them

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@shannonekp

3 years

801 (d) (2) is hard. And 804. The actual definition I will never forget haha!

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@shannonekp

2 years

@JennyPAndrews @DietCoke_Esq Funny how this needs no further elaboration 💀

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@shannonekp

6 months

@LizCGil Hi it’s me I passed the bar on Monday and I have ADHD ✨

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@shannonekp

2 years

@inreGray Let me just say…NOPE. And I’m just in law school. Haven’t even gotten to do the thing yet.

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@shannonekp

1 year

The legal profession isn’t worthy of @DietCoke_Esq but I’m thankful you wanted to be there! Thank you for making my entire year with your kindness to a total stranger. I can’t wait to pay it forward after I pass the bar and continue to fight for those that need it the most 💜

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@shannonekp

2 years

I am still a law student after checking my grades. That’s all 🥳

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@shannonekp

4 months

PSA: Simply *being nice* to your attorney goes a long way.

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@shannonekp

5 months

I’m an attorney and I do duck lips like idagf 🫶👏🤷‍♀️

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@shannonekp

2 years

@LizCGil I had a prof that would count you as absent if you weren’t prepared for a cold call…and used absences to deduct from the final grade. It was a nightmare to say the least. Not to mention he was just an awful person.

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@shannonekp

3 years

@KSVesq The “cherish every moment” was my favorite…LITERALLY NO ONE CHERISHES A SCREAMING COLICKY BABY WHEN THEYVE HAD NO SLEEP KAREN 🗣

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@shannonekp

2 years

Can we stop with the avocado toast thing already?! We see we’re never going to own nice things because boomers fucked it all up so we treat ourselves. Why is it so hard to let people have a sliver of happiness?

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@ACTBrigitte

2 years

College graduates can afford Starbucks, avocado toast, and Netflix but they still want us to pay for their student loans.

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@shannonekp

8 months

I can safely say I am just ready to get this test over with. I have no more feelings to feel because I have felt them all in rapid fire succession multiple times 😆. My famous last words are fuck the bar ✌️

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@shannonekp

2 years

@mellem_esq @legallyypink I’ve been excoriated after giving birth so excuse me if I have no sympathy

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@shannonekp

2 years

@lyssquire I don’t get a right to privacy…they don’t either. Simple.

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@shannonekp

3 years

@rkschiz The ONLY expensive thing that IS WORTH IT is magnetic onesies. Everything else…babies don’t care and they don’t know any different lol. Also-the Nose Frida. Not expensive but couldn’t have survived without it. Gross concept…amazing results ❤️

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@shannonekp

2 years

@dnieporent And this is not the point but you do you boo. I, personally, would be happy with anything because that’s my personality, but here we are.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@strowhiro Allow me to make your dreams come true! No pads but technically has pads?! Nothing short of a miracle.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Way No. 1962484 how law school should change: students shouldn’t be made to feel guilty in 1L year about sharing resources/info/outlines/etc and to actually work on building peer relationships. At this point I share everything I have at all times-it should be a no brainer.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@RilezTweetsEsq If we combined our garage fridges…we’d be unstoppable

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@shannonekp

4 months

Think I’ve had my first week as an attorney that makes me already not want to do this after 2 mos 🫠

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@shannonekp

2 years

I had a final yesterday in which the fact pattern did not match the essay questions. Get me off this ride pls.

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@shannonekp

4 months

Part of me 🤣

Wisecracking Blonde

@RoobsC

4 months

Is your profile picture really you?

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@shannonekp

2 years

Solid advice in light of recent events 👌

Keeks 🍓

@DietCoke_Esq

2 years

Stock up on birth control pills, get an IUD and dump your boyfriend

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@shannonekp

2 years

I had my ✨first✨court appearance as a student attorney today and it was absolutely bizarre like twilight zone level to not sit in the gallery!

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@shannonekp

2 years

@mocena We’re hanging on by a thread lol

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@shannonekp

3 years

Thanks everyone for your input! I will be able to use it the second go-round for evidence next semester 🤣 jk hopefully. But seriously!!!! I appreciate all the commentary and WHOA I did not expect to have 163294517 notifs when I got out of that test. ❤️

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@shannonekp

2 years

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

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@shannonekp

2 years

Probably the highlight of my year today to hear the stories behind this SCOTUS decision! ❤️

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@shannonekp

2 years

Is there a threshold of kid whining and utter despair that would make me exempt from class today? I think this is it.

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@shannonekp

2 years

It’s a good selfie 🤷‍♀️

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@shannonekp

2 years

I got my nails taken off so I can type faster to fail my evidence final faster.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@shanakn We going through it 💀🥺

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@shannonekp

1 year

I got a 120 on the MPRE and I never have to see that test again!!!

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@shannonekp

3 years

@TortiouslyYours But what is the quote?! I gotta know!

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@shannonekp

2 years

I would like to officially announce I have changed my bio to 3L. 👏

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@shannonekp

2 years

I start class again tomorrow. I keep thinking it’s a fever nightmare 🥲

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@shannonekp

2 years

Tell me you’re the problem without telling me.

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@PenTitan

2 years

The rising trend of braless women parading the streets is overwhelming. Those with prominent nipples, carelessly wear tops with thin fabrics, and swagger about. If you talk, they'll tell you it's their choice. The annoying thing is the lack of differentiation.

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@shannonekp

3 years

@LissaJoStewart I am taking it tomorrow. And plan on taking it again because…I haven’t even read the rules 🤪 If you know a secret to inventing time pls share.

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@shannonekp

10 months

Me 1L: *studies torts for over 100 hrs to prepare for final* Me last semester: reading my outline once should be good to get the *anything but an F* I need to GTFO

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@shannonekp

7 months

Good morning bar besties…we are not second guessing and changing our answers today 🙌

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@shannonekp

7 months

@ElLockeLawGroup It’s incredible what the lack of adrenaline feels like and how sore I am. I have bare minimum survived this week.

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@shannonekp

8 months

Idk who needs to hear this but bar prep is worse than all of law school combined

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@shannonekp

2 years

@mocena @ask_aubry Not gonna lie, some days I’m definitely not into the parenting part 🤣

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@shannonekp

8 months

Do people just forget the pain that is bar prep? Is it like birthing a human? Because I still haven’t forgotten that and I highly doubt I’ll forget this process :/

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@shannonekp

7 months

@TonyRobite It’s not a gif but we’re making up rules today therefore: a gif to a licensed attorney may be interpreted by the courts to include a really accurate meme.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@zachwolfelaw these tanks do, in fact, make burpees go faster 🤘

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@shannonekp

2 years

@mocena Supplement to the hot take: it’s due to the patriarchy and women being property back in the day. And our laws can’t keep up with change because the ones that make the laws are still faithful members of the patriarchy. Ok rant(?) over

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@shannonekp

2 years

Friendly reminder: nah not friendly at all. There is no ebb and flow of HUMAN RIGHTS. This isn’t something that should be on a sushi conveyor belt for argument. Take it off…digest it…and unpack your misogynist patriarchal BS. But don’t put it back on. Nobody wants to eat shit.

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@shannonekp

2 years

I think one of the most valuable things I’ve learned in law school is my limit and just how important the word No is. Finally evolving after trying to do too much at once.

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@shannonekp

11 months

This is excellent news as I graduate in 4 weeks and have no idea what OCI is 🤣

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@RachelZiol

11 months

Dear law students: 👏🏼the 👏🏼vast👏🏼majority👏🏼of 👏🏼lawyers👏🏼successfully 👏🏼practicing 👏🏼today👏🏼didn’t👏🏼get👏🏼a job 👏🏼via 👏🏼OCI

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@shannonekp

5 months

1. Cut my hair w/kitchen scissors because I believed I could make it even after not going to a stylist in 3 years 2. Tanned every other day at the exact same time because it gave me purpose (?!!!) 3. Ate cheesecake for dinner ~15X and limited myself to crying during that time

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@420AttyChicago

5 months

What's the weirdest thing you did during your bar exam studies?

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@shannonekp

2 years

@SailorMoondamus @zachwolfelaw It’s really unfair that you’re this pretty. Haha rock it girl!! 😍

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@shannonekp

2 years

This could possibly be the most entertaining yet still educational law thread of all time ✨

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@strowhiro

2 years

Cinderella is a movie about contract interpretation, negotiation, & breach. A #lawtwitter 🪡 🧵:

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@shannonekp

2 years

@kell_yay My soul left my body when I read that number

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@shannonekp

2 years

Anyone else just *not* want to celebrate 4th of July?! I mean…we aren’t the land of the free so what’s to celebrate…

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@shannonekp

1 year

8: Mom what are you gonna be when you grow up? Me: A lawyer. I will argue in front of a judge to help people. 8: WHAT!? Don’t you want to be something better? Like a police officer?! I have a long rocky road ahead of me. But thanks kid for a great reminder of the system 🫠

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@shannonekp

3 years

Trying as hard as I possibly can to do my part in voting @GregAbbott_TX OUT and the polling locations near my house are down. Rest assured-I will drive all over this city to find one.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Just wanted to share my new office scenery for the remainder of law school in case I haven’t been obnoxious enough ✨

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@shannonekp

2 years

@sabaghaderi97 I’m 38 and almost a 3L. I have more life experience and in some ways that has made it easier to digest. Also in my experience, nobody really cares about your age! You all have one common goal and that is to survive 🤪

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@shannonekp

1 year

As the time gets closer to take the bar, I find myself getting increasingly enraged that I’m about to have to spend $2000 on bar prep when I just got done “spending” $180,000 on school. Gatekeeping MFs

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@shannonekp

3 years

I have an idea. What if we all get 24 hours of sleep and then continue with the dumpster fire that is the world rn. Maybe it would make it a bit better?!

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@shannonekp

5 months

Felt it in my soul.

persian elle woods

@midwestoner1

5 months

I’m really just gonna pass the bar and then retire from the law

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@shannonekp

2 years

Listening to the couple in front of me at kiddo’s baseball practice talk about where to go for dinner and um…what’s it like to be normal again?! Maybe I’ll find out after law school? IS THERE HOPE 😩?!

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@shannonekp

2 years

Well I didn’t know I was gonna kill my liver so soon but here we are

Honey May

@theHoneyMay

2 years

Drink every time a legislator says, “I’m not a woman, but…”

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@shannonekp

2 years

GOP: Debt forgiveness is WRONG! The WH: This y’all?! 👏

The White House

@WhiteHouse

2 years

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

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@shannonekp

2 years

If law school doesn’t kill me first, it’s absolutely going to be 2nd grade math.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@incompleteocean Oh but what’s the other side of that?! We don’t “let them” and they throw a bigger temper tantrum than a 3 yr old 😆 they suck at life from every angle.

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@shannonekp

2 years

The cool thing about law school when you’re a parent is…nothing.

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@shannonekp

2 years

0/10 do not recommend sitting in front of the mirror choosing to pick out grey hairs as a writers block procrastination strategy for a paper due at the beginning of the week. Professor if you see this, no you don’t. 🫣🙃

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@shannonekp

4 months

Why is being hospitalized for exhaustion just for the famous people?! I feel like new attorneys should be afforded the same kindness…for the last 4 years of their lives idk

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@shannonekp

2 years

@redneckmariachi @sabaghaderi97 The older crowd is where the magic happens haha 👌

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@shannonekp

2 years

@kelspluscoffee The amount of hate is amazing and I’m basking in it lol

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@shannonekp

6 months

Pls let’s know less about each other. This doesn’t apply to me because I can’t keep my mouth shut 🤷‍♀️

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@rebmasel

6 months

I’ve had enuf with the transparency online I want people to be more opaque. I do not want to see through the glass anymore. I’m done. secrets need to make a comeback for the love of god

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@shannonekp

6 months

Idk who needs to hear this @TxDOTSanAntonio but driving literally ✨anywhere✨ here is an absolute nightmare and I’d like a word with the person who decided every highway needed to be under construction AT THE SAME TIME

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@shannonekp

2 years

Got all the 2022 ER trips crammed into the last week of 2022. The only thing that will make this better is still being allowed back to law school after grades come out on Wednesday ☠️

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@shannonekp

2 years

You can be a mom and be pro-abortion. Seems like there’s confusion about this among people who haven’t given birth.

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@shannonekp

2 years

@ProfessorGriggs As an older current student, I learn better in a comfortable atmosphere. If you’re comfortable, it shows and therefore the room feels more comfortable. So whatever you’re comfortable in! (I perform better this way also)

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@shannonekp

6 months

PSA: the entire state of Texas is under construction and I received instant karma today after complaining about San Antonio. The only 80mph zone on a trip I take regularly is now 65mph because……construction 💀

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@shannonekp

2 years

Sometimes I hate being white. This is one of those times 🤦‍♀️ so embarrassing and inappropriate. Who taught them to say this?! Probably white men. 🙄

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@shannonekp

2 years

If you think that religion (and by that I mean patriarchal control) doesn’t impact women’s healthcare services on the most basic level, here it is: my gyno can’t take my tubes out as part of a regular, common procedure at a Catholic hospital, but can at a non-Catholic one.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Lol why is this a flex?! Nobody WANTS to live that way…also how’s your mental health? What have you done for just YOU lately?!

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@shannonekp

2 years

Applicable to law school.

Brad

@brad_loomis

2 years

everyone says medical school is “like a marathon, not a sprint” but it feels like a sprinting marathon 99% of the time

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@shannonekp

3 years

@TaylorOSoule Clapping like I’m trying to get Fleetwood Mac back on stage for an encore 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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@shannonekp

2 years

Law school really is just being forced to go to class for 4 months and then learning everything in 4 days or less every semester to pass a test.

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@shannonekp

2 years

I need to know the previous owner of my secured transactions book so I can pay this person in ridiculous amounts of gratitude/coffee/alcohol for leaving sticky notes with answers to literally every single question 💕 This should be a thing like library books!

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@shannonekp

3 years

@LizCGil I wouldn’t relive 1L if my life depended on it. And I have a son. It absolutely should not be this way. And then there’s this questioning yourself phase where you’re like “am I really being a little btch rn?!” So that’s also traumatizing.

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@shannonekp

2 years

Everyone’s like I passed the bar!! And I’m over here like please don’t make me retake the MPRE 🤣 LOVE all the bar passage though ❤️👏

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@shannonekp

3 years

Over and over and over. Please. 😩