Wisecracking Blonde @RoobsC Twitter profile

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Wisecracking Blonde

@RoobsC

4 years

Who's old enough to get this?

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2 months

Being smart has never stopped me from being an idiot.

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4 years

Alright....who is actually using their real picture as their avi? 🙋‍♀️

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4 years

Tell me you grew up poor without actually telling me you grew up poor... We used powdered milk...

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2 months

Is your profile picture really you?

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2 years

You regret 100% of the thirst traps you don't post.

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How hard do I have to crastinate before I can go pro?

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2 years

New Profile Pic...?

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4 years

Pool day! Finally going go get that much needed tan... 🤞🤞🤞

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2 years

I'm not a swinger I just like pineapples 😅

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4 years

It's my birthday weekend! Cheers 🥂

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3 years

New Year, Same Old Me 😘

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3 years

Have an awesome day! -From me and my dimples ♥️

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3 years

Merry Christmas Loves ❤

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3 years

Cheers to you! 🥂

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2 years

The Face. The Body.

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2 years

All smiles over here 😊

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2 years

Have an amazing day 💛

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

Oh hey there🌷

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9 months

Friday is Yoga day. Not to be confused with Yoda day. Which is every day.

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3 years

The face & The Body (& the pink dress)

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4 months

Admit it. You used to draw the sun in the corner of all your pictures when you were a kid.

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2 years

Casual Friday hits different when you work from home 💻

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2 years

Nerd isn't just a title, it's also an attitude 🤓

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2 years

Let your weird shine bright so other weirdos know where to find you❤️

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9 months

Allow myself to introduce...myself?

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2 years

A smile a day keeps the doctor away...............?

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4 years

Pro tip: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't accidentally touch your face.

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2 years

Casual Friday...

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2 months

Due to personal reasons, no.

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3 years

Hey Hotties 🔥

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2 years

I wear so much flannel you can call me a lumbers*xual

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4 years

Black and White Selfie Call! Let's see 'em ⬇️

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4 years

Let's see them! Drop your best black and white selfie

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2 years

🌸🌸🌸

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4 years

Oh we meet again Thirsty Thursday 🥂

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1 month

The internet is full of liars. And 95% of them are telling you that a DIY project is super easy and can be done in one weekend for $150.

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3 years

Have an awesome day, Friend ♥️

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4 months

The cool thing about being an adult is you can sleep in as late as you want on weekends. My bladder:

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4 years

Have a happy weekend 😘

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2 years

Oh hey there ❤

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2 months

Am I the only one that was told as a kid that your blood was blue and only turns red when oxygen hits it?

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4 years

Remember when we used to leave the house and wear real clothes? Drop me a picture of a time you got all dressed up and felt good about yourself

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2 years

Got a favorite black and white photo? Drop it here ⬇️

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4 years

I'm at the age where the dad in the movie looks hotter than the main character.

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4 years

B&W selfie call because #FeelingSexyFriday is a thing I'm promoting!

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2 years

Daydreaming ❤️

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2 years

Hey Love ❤️

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3 years

Some women dress sexy for Halloween. I am not one of them.

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3 years

Hey Hotties 🔥

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2 years

Anything can be a sexual innuendo if you're immature enough.

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5 months

I say this with all the love I have in my heart: I like your dog more than I like you

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4 years

Sexy Saturday! Who wants to show me their selfies?!

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3 months

Hey Friends! Have a good day 💛

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3 months

🎶 Pink is my fav-o-rite co-lor 🎶

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1 year

Working hard or hardly working?

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2 years

Hey ♥️☀️

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Honestly, guys, it's terrible here in San Diego...

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3 years

Have an awesome day, Friends ♥️

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2 years

All smiles ❤️

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4 years

My boycott of fall continues on...

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3 years

Red dress requires red lipstick 💋

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2 years

Cheers to you and your kicksssery now, in 2023 and beyond 🥂

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4 years

I am sucking at life today. Send me good vibes ❤

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4 years

Selfie call...I want to see those faces

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3 years

Psssst...hey I just got some news... My comedy show is in the TOP 🔟% of all podcasts in the world after only 10 episodes. 🥂 I'm beyond grateful and I'm just getting started ♥️♥️♥️

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2 years

Oldest person at the skate park, checking in.

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2 years

Hello Sunshine 🌞

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4 years

I've never known a better couple than: grilled cheese and tomato soup. Your turn...

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3 years

9: Mama I need your birthday for a school project Me: 12/07/84 9: 18 or 19? Me: what do you mean? 9: 1884 or 1984?

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4 years

My avi is me! Is yours you???

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3 years

Sunsets at the beach are my love language 🌅

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4 years

How many people know what it's like to grow up poor 🙋‍♀️?

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3 years

Happy Thirsty Thursday 🥂

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4 years

Happy Saturday ♥️

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3 years

Who has come out of a divorce a better person? 🙋‍♀️

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3 years

If Taco can do it I can do it... but he's sexier... The face. The body.

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2 years

Sunny days are here again ☀️

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2 years

Hey there ❤️

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2 years

Find me on !G 'Wisecracking Blonde Christina' justtttt in case this place doesn't make it...😅❤️

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2 years

Spoiler Alert: Die Hard DOES NOT include anyone dying with a boner.

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@RoobsC

4 years

The Trophy Wives will be having a bikini photoshoot this weekend! Drop us your best summer tweet (yeah...I know this summer has been meh) here ⬇️ for the @ThatTWLife #TweetoftheWeek contest!

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2 years

Mondays, amirite?

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3 years

Hope you have an amazing weekend! ♥️♥️♥️

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3 years

Hey hottie, have an amazing day ♥️

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3 years

I have no desire to be the "cool" parent. I'm a "make you a good human being" parent.

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2 years

Working out in this heat is no joke 🥵

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4 years

Summer's coming back! Drop your favorite memory of summer so we can get pumped!

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1 year

Wisecracking (Strawberry) Blonde checking in 🍓

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2 years

My happy place 💛

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10 months

Things no one tells you about getting older: -second puberty is real -literally everything gives you reflux -you can only sleep well on the couch -your GI tract is your mortal enemy -you'll be hung over from peopling -you WILL hurt yourself sleeping -you bs tolerance is 0

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I'm not just a pretty face. I'm also a mediocre personality.

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