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persian elle woods

@midwestoner1

6 years

Let me bring my bong

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@business

7 years

Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.

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@midwestoner1

4 years

Is being a lawyer just being constantly tired all the time while still having piles of work to do until you die

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@midwestoner1

4 years

This is what I look like every day of quarantine

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3 years

Tbh it’s funny that law school is considered a professional school because law students in full time programs usually are very catty and high school-y

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3 years

I will pass the California bar exam solely out of spite.

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@midwestoner1

6 months

I feel like I should know this, but do police really need to be involved? I’ve been hit twice and both times we exchanged insurance info and their insurance paid for my rentals and damages and cops were never called

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6 months

Just got hit by a car. The kid offered to cash app me and when I said no, the police have to be involved, he sped away. Glad I got his license plate!

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@midwestoner1

4 years

Can any "Cs get degrees" lawyers tell me that they are doing fine in their careers so I can feel better about myself

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@midwestoner1

5 months

I PASSED THE MPRE WITH A SCORE HIGH ENOUGH FOR EVERY JURISDICTION 🤩

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I need to know that it’s possible to pass the bar exam while working full time with adhd

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@midwestoner1

1 year

@gayharpercapote @uncooljerk I guess some people still get some type of period even while pregnant 🥴

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@midwestoner1

3 years

When the sopranos theme comes on

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@midwestoner1

5 months

How is he traveling into to US as a face out sex worker and not having issues at customs?

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@closalvarado

5 months

80K a month on OF?! Damn 👏🏽

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3 years

I thought this was Charlotte and Harry Goldenblatt for a second

Spac𝓮 ⭐️

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3 years

jeff bezos the richest mf in the world w ZERO drip 😭

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4 months

@mrsballs69 Charlie was so real lmfao

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@midwestoner1

4 years

My professor keeps calling punitive damages “punies”

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@midwestoner1

3 years

There’s a guy in my class who is trying to go to med school after he graduates from law school

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Please don’t come at me with “oMg bIrTh cOnTrOl iS sO tErRibLE fOr yOu” I literally do not care I just want to be nutted in

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I did NOT go to law school to do organic chemistry

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Just paid my rent. Crying. Violently shaking. Throwing up.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

You can officially call me dumb bitch, JD

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@midwestoner1

5 years

Why do people think it’s cute to be racist

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I just finished my very last class in law school

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@midwestoner1

4 years

Sativa, indica, hybrid

Dolo ™️

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4 years

What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.

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6 years

I love San Francisco so much

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I FINISHED MY LAST LAW SCHOOL FINAL

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@midwestoner1

2 years

Never

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@KateRederSheikh

2 years

At what age do you stop dreaming that you’re not going to graduate/haven’t gone to class all semester and need to take a final? Asking for me.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Lawyers really do fucking suck as a whole though

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I really love that we bullied Taco Bell into bringing potatoes back

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I really hate when current lawyers tell law students or people wanting to go to law school how miserable it is and that they should do anything else but law

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@midwestoner1

4 months

Can someone tell me I still have enough time to prepare enough for the July bar

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@midwestoner1

8 years

@rossman4040 @4everLBC @WalshFreedom @BernieSanders you need to learn how to spell "liberal" correctly

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@midwestoner1

1 year

People might tear me to shreds for this opinion but I’ll say it anyway- what is even the appeal of camping

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@midwestoner1

4 years

I am convinced that the only reason attorneys are against diploma privilege is because they had to suffer through the bar and they just can’t bear the fact that we might not have to struggle like they did 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@midwestoner1

3 years

How I’m trying to be vs how I feel

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@midwestoner1

2 years

How do I lose 50 pounds by may 18

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@midwestoner1

2 years

This girl just accepted a position as a part-time law clerk 🥳

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Team Oxford comma and single space after a period

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Same when I type “(c)” like fuck I DONT WANT THE COPYRIGHT SYMBOL

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@michaelmorley11

3 years

Hey Microsoft Word, I'm ALWAYS talking about subsection (e) of some statute, regulation, or contract, NEVER Euros.

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@midwestoner1

2 years

I love how I just got a law degree and I wanna be a bartender and personal trainer now

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@midwestoner1

4 years

You can pry my pre-minced garlic from my cold, dead hands

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@kittynouveau

4 years

it's all big talk until it's these tweets are protected

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@midwestoner1

2 years

I need to complain: I hate my body immensely, I hate that I’m a single loser, I hate my job, I hate that I barely have any money, and I hate that I have to take the fucking bar to do work as a lawyer when I already have a law degree. I also hate how expensive everything is.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Fuck this shit I do not want to be a lawyer

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@midwestoner1

17 days

@yallshuttfup @baeegif @reductiondan @ItsHilaryBuff Thank you!!!! People don’t usually seem to get why I love gay porn as a straight woman

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@midwestoner1

3 years

The closer I get to graduating law school, the less I actually want to be an attorney

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@midwestoner1

3 years

My dream job is to be an unmarried stay at home wife

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Gorgeous gorgeous girls spend NYE in bed

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@midwestoner1

3 years

The person who posted this is on private and I also wanted to share

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@midwestoner1

3 years

All my homies say fuck the felony murder rule

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@midwestoner1

3 years

“I don’t use the Oxford comma” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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3 years

It’s such a fucking scam that I’m paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a law degree and I still have to pass a worthless exam to actually be able to fully use that degree

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Having finish law school myself, I have to say that I’m honestly proud of Kim K for passing the baby bar. I’ve experienced failure in law school before and I know how hard it is to overcome

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3 months

@greggarakiz Our problem is that she kept lying about it and profiting off the lie

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7 years

"I have weed"

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@midwestoner1

6 years

Making yourself un-fat is really difficult

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1 year

@Kelly4Humanity @_SoleilFleur @AdamantxYves @Helen4NY Yet you still never answered the question

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@midwestoner1

1 year

What kind of job can I find where I can make $100k working 40 hour weeks and doesn’t require a law license. Serious answers only.

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@midwestoner1

7 years

This tweet reeks of privilege

Veronica 💁🏻‍♀️

@VeronicaRuckh

7 years

I hate the "stressed out, dead inside college student" narrative. College was one of the best times of my life. It's your first taste of independence w/o real responsibility. None of the social BS from HS or the real world exists. And you're always surrounded by your best friends

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5 years

I really want to go vegan for ethical reasons

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@midwestoner1

1 year

I failed the bar! 😸

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@midwestoner1

7 months

Not eating for hours until I’m done with a task

Rach Idowu 🔜 COMIC CON X EGX

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7 months

ADHDers! What unhealthy coping strategies do you have? Like extreme ones! I’ll go first, depriving myself of sleep until I complete something

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3 years

I’ll officially be done with law school by midnight tonight. Crazy.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

Why do so many people hate missionary sex?!?

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3 years

I literally told him that I was tired and asked if we could meet another night… psychotic behavior.

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10 months

I am extremely determined to pass the bar in July. I will pass purely out of spite.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I was just reminded of the time when I hooked up with a guy from bumble and when he was about to leave my place, he told me to not dig the condom out of the trash and impregnate myself

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@midwestoner1

3 years

The CDC recommends that men should send me money

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@midwestoner1

9 months

I 100% support sex workers drugging and robbing men

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9 months

@clintbabyy she should be in jail

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@midwestoner1

4 years

Is it really necessary to take administrative law in law school? Asking for me.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I’ve literally never heard this song before

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@midwestoner1

3 years

High school kids have it really easy these days. Especially with wax pens. We had to go smoke in the woods and spray ourselves with body spray & chew gum AND lotion up to hide the smell of smoke

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3 years

can kids in high school get postmates delivered to them at lunch time now? wow what a time

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@midwestoner1

6 years

Where were these studies when Jenna and Barbara Bush were doing coke?

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6 years

61% of countries on Earth have a drinking age of 18-19. She’ll be fine

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3 years

I love how I had to spend years in law school and got into six figures of debt just to realize I don’t want to be a lawyer

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I highly doubt you’re 38, James

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persian elle woods

@midwestoner1

1 year

I’m not quote tweeting that lady so she gets more engagement but I started my period at 11 and it’s really not uncommon to start it even younger

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@midwestoner1

2 years

Bar exam hell is finally over and it’s time for me to shower and get hella lit

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@midwestoner1

6 months

Can someone tell me that cramming for the MPRE this weekend and a bit on Monday and Tuesday night will be okay since I’m taking it on Wednesday. I’m hella anxious

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I just registered for my very last semester of law school 🥺🥺

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I sent an email to my apartment complex and signed my name off with an added “JD” I have no job and all the time in the world to fight these charges

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@midwestoner1

3 months

Y’all, please do not lie to ur lawyer! Please! Our client wasn’t honest with us and it’s biting her in the ass

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@midwestoner1

1 year

I officially have a new job 🤩

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@midwestoner1

1 month

It’s still think of me Thursday. Are you thinking of me?

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@midwestoner1

5 months

I also automatically assume that when someone has an American flag flying outside their home that they’re racist. Not sorry.

Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters

@stonexpitbull

5 months

I have to be honest with you guys. I fucking absolutely hate patriotic clothing, anytime I see somebody with an American flag or the number 1776. My first thought is they are really enjoying how many brown people are dying right now.

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I really am so sorry to all of the serious lawyers following me lmao

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@midwestoner1

6 years

Doing a lyft ride of shame back to my apartment with cum in my hair hashtag twitter after dark

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@midwestoner1

3 years

I love taking the bus because I get to see adorable dogs wearing shoes

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@midwestoner1

5 months

@UnacceptableOne You would think so, but a lotttttt of online sex workers (as well as in-person sex workers) have been denied entry into the US because they do only fans or other online work, especially if they’ve spoken online about collaborating and making money on US soil

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@midwestoner1

1 year

I just found out that a girl that was going to my law school was brutally murdered by her fiancé who was also a student there… I didn’t know her but Jesus Christ how incredibly horrible and tragic

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@midwestoner1

6 months

@DenverDomme Oh lord I would be shitting myself if I accidentally hit a pedestrian 😖

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@midwestoner1

8 months

Umm she’s not even fat rn? Am I going crazy or are normal/average sized ppl being called fat and plus sized more these days?

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@midwestoner1

3 years

It’s rough out here

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@midwestoner1

5 months

I’m 31 and have never had a real savings account or any money saved and I’m FINALLY making it happen.

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@midwestoner1

4 years

It’s 57° outside

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@midwestoner1

11 months

Seriously though, if ur job can be done in front of a laptop, why should u have to come into the office? Idgaf about “team building” or “office culture”

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@Endthemisery1

11 months

Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄

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@midwestoner1

1 month

It may be Virgo season now but I’m still a Leo queen

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@midwestoner1

8 months

I wish this type of content was around when I was pre med

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8 months

I also talk about the immune system here

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7 months

Cleavage feat spicy strawberry marg

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@midwestoner1

4 months

I took out this person’s name bc I really don’t want anyone to pile on them or attack them, but I know PLENTY of people who passed with Themis (especially the California bar) and it does not feel good to see stuff like this when I’m using Themis for bar prep.

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