My client yesterday:
"Why don't you show your face in your advertising?"
Me: "Uh, I think that's pretty obvious?"
Him: "Why not though! Other girls do!"
Me: "I don't have time to explain how the world works to you sir. Get in the shower."
SW Twitter today is all about escorts who think seeing 'lots' of clients is 'Gross' and apparently think billionaires who book a week in Europe are the only legit clients.
Meanwhile I delight in seeing several tradies for a quickie before lunch. That's a great day at work...
@RewiretheWest
Soooooo... Peak masculinity is Hector, who essentially committed suicide out of pride/ego. Who's wife Andromache was consequently enslaved by the Greeks after begging to be allowed to smother her own child- Astyanax, who was instead thrown from the walls of Troy.
Cool story bro.
@monadiamondxo
I'm sure it happens sometimes, but whenever I've heard clients complain about providers 'keeping deposits', what they mean is, I paid a deposit and then wanted it back when I cancelled because I don't understand the meaning of the word 'deposit'.
...apparently 'real escorts' only wear louboutins and have a three hour minimum.
I see my clients in bare feet and my incall has backyard chickens. Who are quite nosy actually...
I love you all so PLEASE stop rating your 'looks' like it's 2003 and we're on a Hot or Not Tumblr run by Zuckerb3rg.
I know it's trite to say you're all beautiful but you're whole human beings and ranked beauty is subjective, outdated and misogynistic.❤️❤️
...this luxury identity performance everyone is so attached to is EXHAUSTING.
You can keep putting up stock photography of Michelin star restaurants you're pretending to be at with the LV props you bought for yourself...
... I will be over here scrubbing my incall shower in a faded Harry Potter t-shirt, riding my bike to bookings and being thrilled with the $20 wine someone brings me as a gift.
@ShannonFentiman
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This is great news for QLD sex workers who, under this decriminalisation legislation will:
- be able to work together for safety and community
- be protected under new anti-discrimination laws
- be free from the fear of entrapment and coercion by police
@ChrisAlvino
@oldenoughtosay
Okay, but the post is clearly directed at people who are choosing not to get the rabies vaccine due to anti-vaccine sentiment. She's not having a go at people who don't have the resources to get it (which is terrible, obviously).
@florenceohare
@AlexJettXXX
They're a male, online porn content creator who only makes straight content & has a tiny solo following. Why does anyone think their opinion of the sex industry is relevant in any way?
What could they possibly know about the realities of FSSW / most of the sex industry 🤷🏻♀️
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This will mean safer workplaces, better access to justice and better industrial rights for sex workers in Queensland. It's been a long time coming.
The Queensland Law Reform Commission found that the current laws stigmatise sex workers, increase their vulnerability to exploitation and violence and fail to protect their human rights.
I hope no one minds if I don't post a New Year's list of pretentious and ephemeral intentions to Live, Laugh & Love in 2023.
My intentions are to suck a bunch of dicks and remember to take my anti-reflux medication with me when I go out drinking. 🤷🏻♀️
She seems mad because escorts don't smile and connect with her, a stranger, when they're leaving work?. Like, I'm just tired because I'm leaving work?
Do you stand outside hospitals & tell HCWs they're dead inside as they leave their shifts?
Escorts live a sad life regardless of what y’all see on IG or Twitter. I’ve seen them soulless eyes after they’re done with them &they order their Uber. It’s a business & they spend a lot of money on cosmetic procedures to keep up. Marrying someone rich is what changes their life
@StassiLane
I find this is true for pretty much all my peers in SW and outside of it, who grew up with higher household incomes. They think the median wage in Australia is 80k. They think they're struggling at 100k. They've lost touch with reality, if they ever had it.
I spent most of last year doing a 4000km hike overseas.
Unsurprisingly, I had some injuries when I came home. And five months on, I'm still discovering more damage. It's pretty devastating tbh.
Back to the doctor for more assessments 😭
And to give QScan more 💰💰
@Frankie_James_x
Hard nope. When these came out there was uproar, because the structural design (the hexagonal thing) means if you get a small hole in the condom, it won't tear... That's how they designed them, which is idiotic. Then you'll just have a hole in your condom and you won't know.
@katijacortez
Before SW:
Hospitality
Floristry
Sports Coach
During and after SW:
Research
Healthcare
Health Policy/Public Health
SW has been my most consistent job over my adult life!
@nahtynikkey4u
- The only reason to avoid screening is if you wish someone harm, are LE or know you have a bad reputation.
- The only providers who will agree to take the money afterwards are brand new and naive, desperate, or feel threatened. Aka, you're a predator.
@nahtynikkey4u
- The only reason you'd need to 'control the environment is if you wanted to block someone's exit or film without consent.
- The only reason to change your phone number all the time is because providers won't see you again if they recognize the number
I cant believe a lying, anti-science, misogynistic, racist, incel fuck was invited into parliament house today, what the fuck is wrong with our country?
And to make matters worse, he is there listening to Jordan Peterson!
@dylan_fiera
I've been annoyed about the standardisation of anal play, rimming, spanking etc over the last decade.
But the normalisation of choking and as a standard sex act that you don't have to ask about is fucking wild.
@Autistic_Cherry
I was once told by a clinician that if an eating disorder kept your weight at a 'healthy' BMI then it was a good thing. What's a little anorexia or bulimia if it keeps you slim?
I used to do all this stuff. Then I decided being 'high end' was just too much work and and I'd rather just be me. Now I wear my hair naturally curly, no nails, no lashes or tan, mid-range, comfortable lingerie. I did keep the Master's degree though. And the travel.
Being “high end” is EXPENSIVE! Hair maintenance, nails, lashes, tanning, top designer lingerie & shoes, plus actual clothes, makeup, trainer, Botox, facials. Plus, the expense of an elite masters degree & travel so I’m interesting… That’s why the Luxury Experience costs!
@IGsAreGR8
@ShannonFentiman
Plenty of women with economic stability choose sex work, and plenty of women without it also choose sex work. You're the one calling women a product. I'm not a product, I'm a service provider, and that is how the new legislation will recognize me.
@rosehunterpoet
@ShannonFentiman
There has not previously been fully decriminalized parlours in Queensland. We have advocated for decrim because the legalized models that have been in place allow for exploitation.
Full decriminalization is the best solution for worker safety.
@lesserbohemian
Whenever clients say their wife doesn't know, I suggest that perhaps they also don't know their wife is seeing someone else.
They never accept this possibility.
My client yesterday after quite a bit of sex in doggy: "have you been getting some sun?"
Me: "Sorry?"
Him: "Were you sunbaking?"
Me: "...umm, I don't sunbake?"
Me, looking in the mirror afterwards and realising I did not put sunscreen on my butt while swimming laps:
@katwildeatl
Also I have another job that's emotionally exhausting & sometimes I don't have the energy to entertain someone for hours at a time. I love a dinner date sometimes, but I also love a day where I do 2 30 minute bookings, drink too much coffee and then go and swim laps at the pool.
@StassiLane
Whenever my clients comment on my 'hourly rate' I'm like okay, but GPs bill at $100-150 for a ten minute consult and you're not going in there telling them they make $600-900 an hour free and clear for an FTE week. Aka ~$1.5mill/yr
You know how this works. 🙄
I am feeling very ready to live in a city where I DON'T have to cover my entire body in sunscreen every time I leave the house. And then sweat it off immediately. 🌞🌞
I haven't seen the video but I don't see anything wrong with this. Medically assisted dying is an absolutely essential medical service that reduces suffering. Maybe this isn't how everyone would engage with the peaceful death of a loved one, but that doesn't make it inappropriate
I know posting photos of your coffee is inane, but I just love it when you find a place where the large coffee is large, and the cappuccino has actual chocolate on it.
Oh look, it's the entire music collection of men in their 30s-40s who think this era was the end of all good music and will ghost you on a dating app if you mention Taylor Swift.
My best friend is moving to Australia for a few months. She won't even be living in the same state as me, but it's still making me smile that she'll be several thousand miles closer! ✈️
@PiecesofMargo
I used to do topless/lingerie waitressing and I HATED bucks parties because the bucks themselves are usually deeply uninterested and quite uncomfortable. Like, not only do I not care for your husband, he does not care for me.
@FayeValentine99
Definitely not here to tell you not to take expired meds because usually they're just less effective as opposed to harmful, but that's QUITE expired.
@NatalieJaneNJ1
I can't really throw shade on hotel cleaners for keeping them though. They're usually getting paid minimum wage and it's a hard gig. I cleaned hotel rooms for a while in my 20s. I cleaned jizz of the curtains more than once.
@nickarmour78
So book a short service or ask for a social meet so you can find out what I look like. Book someone who shows their face.
Evidently I do need to explain how the world works to some people. The consequences of being outed as SW for some people are extremely high.
I hope no one minds if I don't post a New Year's list of pretentious and ephemeral intentions to Live, Laugh & Love in 2023.
My intentions are to suck a bunch of dicks and remember to take my anti-reflux medication with me when I go out drinking. 🤷🏻♀️
@rosesfortywild
Jesus Christ. I'm guessing he also didn't consent to being filmed? The man is essentially in a porn video and he didn't agree to it or get paid. Also is it supposed to be funny that they're harassing a homeless guy who literally has nowhere to go? This is so grim.