I’m sorry but I think he looks nice? Half of us out here on gods Twitter wearing extensions but this man can’t get himself a nice hair piece? Leave him be. Let him feel himself.
Reminder to the beautiful, badass SWers out there:
I didn’t start out charging 1k an hour, eating fancy sushi on dinner dates. I started at $200 an hour and paid rent late most months. All SW is valid.
Totally falling in love w a client and I know he feels the same way & you know what’s fuckin beautiful about it? Nothing’s changed. Doesn’t try to not pay me. Treats me like a gd queen. We have our time together every few weeks and go back to our lives then reconnect. Perfection.
Had a gent list his employment & say “I know it’s just a store” - HONEY there is NO shame in work. You could be a CEO or you could wait tables-if you screen pay my rate & treat me kindly, these cheeks👏🏼will clap👏🏼for you. Seriously tho. I welcome all with the same warmth.
15 years ago I was addicted to meth, nothing to my name but a duffel bag of literally the ugliest clothes you could ever imagine, no home, no car, or an activated cell phone. Now I have a paid off BMW, drop 4k on rent a month like it’s nothin, & stacked savings. It gets better.❤️
People who know nothing: “you’ll catch STDs from hookers, they’re so dirty”
Hookers: order a full panel STD test every time they have a slight sore throat
So if I answer the door like this and not garters and heels, you still hittin’? If not, you better send it in your email because this is standard operating procedure over here. Complicated lingerie by request only.
I am DEFINITELY doing this for the money. I’m having a great time, don’t get me wrong. I’ve got some really awesome clients who know how to show me a good time in and out of the bedroom but yeah. I’m doing it for the money.
“YoU’rE gOnNa LoSe cLiEnTs WiTh yOuR tWeEts”
No baby I GAIN clients that I LIKE bc they they align with my moral compass and sense of humor and boundaries bc I’m blessed with this cute face and body AND a personality, be quiet and let the grown ups talk
15 year old me: smoking weed in the bathroom by the window hiding from my parents
36 year old me: smoking weed in the bathroom by the window hiding from my child
Bare sex feels great, I know. I don’t offer it. It’s non-negotiable. It’s a huge risk for a small moment of pleasure for either involved, and the potentially devastating effect on my long-term health is huge.
I’ve been doing this a long time and have firm boundaries. If you 1/
Men who are saying they don’t like going down on women with body hair WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
I will bury my face, I will take a lil nap in it, I’ll lay there and breathe it in like a horny lil weirdo. Grow up man.
“MeN cAn’T pReBoOk We’Re HoRnY NoW”
I have dates planned out to August 2024. Men can prebook. YOU’RE just chaotic and disorganized. A little last minute whimsy is fun on occasion but advanced planning is quite literally a hallmark of a successful life.
“All you want is money!”
Well no I would also like a nice time, a good meal, and an orgasm but considering I’m at work yes I also want money, why is everyone supposed to get paid for working but us 😅
I know it’s been a slow year in SW for some and I’ve been lucky enough to be very fortunate. If you’re a parent struggling to get gifts for your kids for the holiday and have an Amazon wishlist you can add them to, please send me the link. I’d like help.
You could be my favorite client in the whole big wide world & I would still expect compensation for extended communication outside of booked dates because I’M A HOOKER. Sending a tip or a gift shows me you value my time and respect my boundaries, don’t let a great rapport go bad.
STOP RATE SHAMING OTHER SEX WORKERS! We all do what works for us, what we need to do to survive. I’ve made a lot of friends in this biz cuz I’m cool as shit & I would 1,000x rather hang out w a woman offering QV than a girl shaming her for it. I see you baby, & I support ya.
Lovely men, I appreciate your whimsy! But I cannot come to our 11am lunch date in a cafe in a tight mini dress, spilling cleavage, and Louboutin stilettos because I will look like a ✨ prostitute ✨ Thanks for understanding!
I will not be spending my time pointing out fake companions online bc if yall think you’re about to get a three day fmty with a 100lb 22yo blonde with a size 32E chest for $1000 paid in advance you deserve what happens to you
For every dickhead client out there, there’s a solid one. I had a rough day yesterday which ended with me at an AirBNB (I know, but I travel with my dog) in a terrible, sketchy area with a man who approached me aggressively as I opened my car door. I left, feeling unsafe, and my
Your monthly reminder that I don’t communicate w regularity between dates. No matter how much I enjoy you, there are boundaries. The lovers who respect this spoil me in between meetings to compensate for time spent chatting. If this hurts your feelings pls do a self inventory.
A client gifted me this from my Amazon wishlist last year and to this day it is still my most used gift ever so if a YSL bag isn’t in your budget just remember we are normal humans who do normal things like mop our floors and appreciate any thoughtful gifts☺️
My favorite clients aren’t necessarily my wealthiest clients. They’re the most generous, the most thoughtful, the funniest, and most importantly, the ones I can’t wait to spill the tea with.
If longer dates/multiple visits with the same companion are within your budget and you’re not doing it, you’re missing out. Sex quality and intimacy level of these are unmatched and that’s just facts jack
Men identifying themselves during booking as white annoys me bc it comes from a place of feeling superior, conscious or not. When men mention they are black, brown, Asian, it BOTHERS me bc they are issuing it as a warning in case it would make me uninterested. I’M INTERESTED BABY
If you don’t listen to anything else I say listen to this:
STOP TELLING CLIENTS YOUR BUSINESS IS SLOW
There are many men out there who will prey on your vulnerability. Should they? Obviously not. But they will. Share w your girlies not w main. It won’t help.
Treat yourself baby. Available in Atlanta, link in bio to website. Prebooking and multi hour appts given priority. Trust me, one really isn’t enough. 🖤💋
Home for the holidays ❤️🎄
Just a reminder (that I’ll delete shortly) that:
A. I’m cute in the mornings to wake up to with a messy bedhead
B. If I owe you an email, expect it by Tuesday
The amount of men who follow me, an actual hooker, and are aghast at the idea that people have sex for fun and not just love is very funny. I’m never deleting this app.
Not all clients are looking for a doormat. Some want to be challenged, engaged, amused, not just humored. Our big mouths get us a lot more business than you’d think.
I’ve always found it interesting that FMF is so universally approved but MFM & MMF is historically considered more taboo. Women are horny sluts too guys let us live our dreams
If you find me intimidating online and choose not to book me because of it, please understand that this is my marketing doing its job. If you think I don’t carefully consider everything I post online, you’re mistaken. There’s an art to avoiding men who hate opinionated women.
I got a man who will say the filthiest things to me in bed then take me to Home Depot for a shopping spree to build me whatever I want like the princess I actually am and I think that’s really beautiful
My son wanted to wear a white three piece suit to the mall for Christmas shopping and now I’m at the Capital Grille sitting across from Colonel Sanders
So sorry to disappoint all the woman hating religio cultists but I’m a hooker simply because I make a lot of money, set my own schedule, and absolutely thrive entertaining and pleasuring people. Nothing sinister to be found. I must work and so I do. It’s a great gig.