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@deliciouslybad

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Award winning writer/presenter. Author #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff #SexEd with a focus on pleasure and consent. Making sex safe and fun! She/Her

Stolen Gubbi Gubbi land.
Joined February 2009
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
8 years
The Teen Girls Guide To Getting Off by Eva Sless. A #SexEd book like you've never seen before. #StraightTalk #TGGTGO
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Hey, remember that time when the Finnish Prime Minister (a woman) had a couple of drinks and danced happily with some friends and then had to apologise to THE ENTIRE WORLD?? Yeah. #auspol #BarnabyJoyce #BarnabyTheDrunk
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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So let me get this straight. The Age has published a piece that headlines Dan Andrews possible corruption, but the article itself literally states there is actually no corruption and it's a few years old and there's actually nothing to see here carry on... #ThisIsNotJournalism
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
Daniel Andrews is the best Premier in Australia. Hands down. That's the tweet PS. Try it. I love my block button.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
My boyfriend sends me the best memes. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
8 months
Stop it. Just stop making excuses for this man. He wasn't "tired" It wasn't "medication" It wasn't "a silly fall" It wasn't "Ooh I'd have got up if I'd known someone was filming" The man was drunk Fall down, sweary drunk In public Hold. Him. Accountable. #auspol #BarnabyJoyce
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
*Sex workers. Yep. Many of us have worked PH! One old client has a locked drawer in his office full of butt plugs Me and (at least) 3 other SWs would routinely set him to wear them in important QTs etc. Fun times! Nothing wrong with sex work. Rape on the other hand...
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Prostitutes in Parliament House? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ #auspol
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
Protesters holding photos of Kim Jong-Un is so fucking offensive. You have NO IDEA what a dictatorship is. You should be fucking grateful that literally ALL YOU'RE BEING ASKED TO DO IS STAY HOME!! I'm fucking livid #antivaxxers #Melbourneprotest #Covidiots #auspol #COVID19Vic
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
1 year
Hey Gen Xers... What was the alcohol that nearly killed you when you were 14, that you still can't even stand to smell now, even though you're in your 40s, and why is it Southern Comfort?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
Just voted. I feel fucking disgusted. Just look at these choices. Queensland you're a fucking political joke. #auspol #AusVotes2019 #au
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@neurorican1 Kid is having a panic because she wants to be a vet so badly and got her first C (after years of As) in bio last term.... Showed her this and she visibly relaxed Thank you.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
Things to remember. * Virginity isn't real * Sex does not loosen vaginas, in fact it helps create strong pelvic floor muscles. * You can withdraw consent at any time. * No one owes you sex. Even if you were nice to them once. #SexEd #Consent #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
9 months
IT'S PRONOUNCED BOUQUET! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
Alright, Australia. Let's do this. #TrumpGoneScottyNext
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
@KushFruit This is utterly infuriating and dangerous and wrong information and you should feel bad. How dare you shame women into blaming their "spiritual blockages" for something that is actually completely normal and something the majority of women deal with. Bad education is bad.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
As a sex worker I saw, and took recreational drugs with, quite a few major politicians Some of whom have actively spoken out (very fucking recently) against both drug use and (surprise surprise) sex work If I had less morals I'd have made a pretty penny off those stories by now
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I worked in newspapers for 30 years (15 at News Ltd), and yes I used party drugs in my younger years. In fact I could fill half a newspaper with naming and shaming recreational drug users who happen to take a pay cheque from Murdoch.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Natalie Joyce is all of us who finally got rid of a dead weight and started living our best life. I fucking love this story so much I can't even deal. Go, Natalie!
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Almost every Premier has done brilliantly (not you, Gladys). But Andrews... Out there, facing the hateful, lying, misleading media and federal government creating bullshit divide over a virus that doesn't discriminate, every day. Working hard. For us. He is hands down, the best.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@bethnew The second.. She told me she was never scared because the "lady who jingles when she walks" was always there to look after her. Just before she turned 1 one of my closest friends died. A girl with so many bangles and bracelets and necklaces that she "jingled" when she walked.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
JUST WEAR A FUCKING MASK OMG ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
8 years
It's #InternationalWhoresDay ! May your work be decriminalised, your clients washed, and your bank accounts happy! โค
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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And when I say us... I mean all of Australia. Without his ring of steel, we would have been in this situation last year, but without vaccinations. He did what Gladys refused to and saved this country, and then Gladys shat all over that hard work. And still the media blame Dan.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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On Cradle Mountain. This dude just casually walks past us. I never want to leave ever.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@hecivan70 @GrogsGamut Yes. Yes they were. One I refused to ever see again after finding out they voted "no" on equal marriage. Utter hypocrites the lot of them.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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I've seen numerous articles today on the life and times of a brutal murderer and his dad who once kicked a ball. I know about their jobs, their families, their school days, and their childhoods... I know Samantha Murphy was a mum. #SamanthaMurphy #ThisIsNotJournalism
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Fuck your stupid #Milkshake analogy. In five mins, with no budget, AND OVER 20 YEARS OF SEX EDUCATION EXPERIENCE I made this in a park. This is what consent is. Not milkshakes. Not euphemisms. Give me your fucking grants, seriously. #SexEducationIsVital #Consent #auspol
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@alisoncroggon This is where I get so angry at the idea of the "sacred feminine" because it focuses on wombs and life and basically reduces women to the sum of their bits... Which is steeped in misogyny. Intersectionality is my feminism.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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FUCK OFF WITH THE UNDERLYING HEALTH CONDITIONS. THEY DIED. THEY WOULDN'T HAVE DIED IF THEY DIDNT GET COVID. #GladysMustResignNow #COVID19Vic
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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When I was studying journalism the Age was, well, a GOOD paper A real paper A non biased, actually reporting shit, paper When I graduated it was a job I considered What the fuck happened?? I ended up writing smut instead. Which turned out to be a far more respectful job. ๐Ÿ˜€
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
My favourite hypocrisy is that of the people who read #MurdochGutterMedia screeching at you to "Wake Up!" When they are literally reading headline lies and smugly acting like they know the truth. It's all bullshit. And you're lapping it up like good little zombies. Embarrassing
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
Don't do math, kids.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
Well hi there new followers! Just a heads up: I use the word cunt like confetti I don't tolerate SWERFs n TERFs I am fiercely feminist And I'm a big ol' slut Also SEX EDUCATE YOUR KIDS ABOUT CONSENT, THEIR BODIES, AND PLEASURE. Oh, and buy my book. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@LakeKanne @mistergeezy Fixed it for you, Karen.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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A few months ago I received an email that had the potential to change my life. Today the film company that sent the email officially bought the rights to #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff . Next year I'M MAKING A FUCKING TV SHOW OMG. Aaaaand breathe.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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#ScottyTheRapistProtector does NOT care about women. #ScottyTheMisogynist has abolished the family court. #ScottyMustGo Come on, journalists. Do. Your. Fucking Jobs. Come on, voters. Do yours too. Get this terrible mob out.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@bethnew 1/2 Will never forget my daughter at about 4yo telling me two things. One that she spoke to the people in her room and when I enquired more about them she looked up at me with these big eyes (cue the fucking scary music) and said "they come from the dying house, mummy"
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
When even Piers Morgan thinks you're a cunt.
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Are you f*cking kidding me???? This guy is an Australian senator? SHAME on you @fraser_anning . I hope your fellow Australians respond to this disgusting statement with the same blind fury I am feeling.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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People who ask with feigned confusion "but why didn't they go to the police?" regarding sexual assault are the worst kind of people It's 2018. If you still don't understand the failings of the justice system re assault you're either stupid or lying, and I have no time for either
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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After reading through all your comments I feel like I need to special mention and shout out to the Bundy, Midori, and Stones Ginger Wine peeps I see you. Also Passion Pop. ๐Ÿ˜€
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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MY FREE SPEECH IS BEING CENSORED they cry from every news stand. THEY WON'T LET ME TALK they shout from breakfast television. THEY'RE OPPRESSING MY RIGHTS TO HATE they screech from the front pages THEY JUST WON'T LET ME SAY ANYTHING they say at any opportunity Riiiight.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Oh, Americans... If he had a gun, 60 would be dead. Over five thousand of your country folk have died in mass shootings THIS YEAR ALONE, so take a fucking seat... We DO have a mass murder problem. It's men killing women. We don't need unregulated guns on top of that
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Seriously THE most Aussie Enby love you could ever come across. "They said they're non-binary. I said, "cunt, that's fine with me..." ๐Ÿ˜… Pure. Fucking. Gold. Give this person a medal! ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Fuck off. Sex work is work. No matter what or how or who you charge. The only "cheapening of the business" here is this disgusting attitude and her complete and utter ignorance of the industry, clouded by gross privilege.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
"My Kink Is Getting Called Fat By Men I Reject On The Internet." My new favourite tshirt. ๐Ÿ˜
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Yesterday I had a pretty bad day. It even included getting pushed and hit by a 14 year old autistic kid . What did I do? I let him calm down and I went and got a cup of tea and had a cigarette, then we sat and had a chat Know what I didn't do? Smash his face into the concrete
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
I honestly couldn't give two fucks if you remove the โ™€๏ธ symbol from sanitary items. I also have no issue with saying pregnant "people". I am a cis woman and I am not being "erased" by the inclusion of trans women in these spaces and conversations. Fuck TERFs.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
8 years
The issue with SWs not showing their face has nothing to do with how they feel about themselves or work, and EVERYTHING to do with stigma.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
8 years
Okay. Let's compromise. When your cock is the size of my arm or leg we can discuss how you "don't wear condoms cos they're too tight" ๐Ÿ˜†
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
@elliemail @GrogsGamut Okay, so this is the most innocent tweet I've ever seen and I heart it with all my being. ๐Ÿ˜
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
Seriously... If you do decide to delve into today's fuck-awful news... Please stay away from the comments. Holy fuck. We're a disgusting nation of misogynist fucks. Fuck you, Australia, and your utter lack of action against violent men. Fuck you.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Omg. I'm laughcrying so hard here. I have been looking for this diary for years!!! I wrote this when I was 14 (barely). Fourteen! To everyone who has ever said "no kid ever dreams of growing up to be a prostitute..." lol
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I fucking love this website sometimes, holy shit. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Well this is a train wreck of a thread. Poor girl. So angry. So uninformed. Sex while menstruating is as safe as any sort of sex Period โ˜บ๏ธ
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Ana ๐Ÿฆโœก ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‰ It's 1 second to midnight ๐Ÿ•›
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I'm absolutely disgusted with the godamn internet. Who in their right mind would have sex during menstruation? #stopthedegeneracy
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Ooh look!! Bacon made especially for me!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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#InternationalWomensDay a day when sad little men complain that there is no #InternationalMensDay ... Poor mens. BTW. November 19. Idiots.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
@ShaninaArtist Yeah that's where I flailed. Like okay Labor and greens. Fine okay I'll pop you in.... The rest? It's like choosing which STI you'd rather be infected with
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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@neurorican1 And us for you. Good luck in your phD!!
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@narelleford Fixed it for you ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
How do you say "can't be fucked cooking" in Australian?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Yes. Yes it's definitely the pill that makes women not want to fuck you. Totes the pill. Couldn't be anything else.
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@LilaGraceRose Contraception is known to cause mental health issues. I wonder if it is causing more women to become lesbians or simply too unstable to form a relationship with. It serves the depopulation agenda.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Having fun on my local community Facebook Page. ๐Ÿ˜… #GetVaccinated #Covidiots
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Things I have learnt as a 41 year old... An egg roll (something that has intrigued me since I was a child watching American telly) is just a spring roll. That's it. A fucking spring roll. #Betrayed
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Ah, cool We're back to blaming video games for the bad behaviour of men... So far we've blamed women; their clothes, drinking habits, being out at night, walking alone. Video games, social media, rock music, single mothers, mental illness, drug use. What about... blaming men?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Things to remember about your vagina. * It isn't sacred. It's just a body bit. * Intercourse will not stretch/loosen/damage it * It cleans itself * It is supposed to smell like a vagina *Masturbate often. Learn what it loves #SexEducation #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
But.. Hang on.... Bettina being a rancid pit of vileness aside... Where does this say anything about this being a list just for women?? It's completely gender neutral. And all people should have these rights in dating. Fuck you, Bettina.
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Bettina Arndt
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Young women at Griffith University are being taught to be uncaring, demanding bitches. Take a look at this list of women's dating rights on the unis digital dating guide. It's all about me me me me me me, my wants, my needs. A great ad for MGTOW!
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This event has been hijacked by... *checks notes*... the woman who organised it. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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It doesn't even matter if you've never watched the show, or know who any of these people are... This deflation of a self-described "alpha male " is utterly glorious. And a good lesson on how to deal with men like this. I will watch this a few times today. ๐Ÿ˜… #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Married At First Sight Experts
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THE GREATEST SEGMENT IN #MAFSAU HISTORY! Thanks, Harrison ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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#Pell stays in jail. Well done, appeals court. Fuck you, you fucking rock spider rapist, Pell.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Hahahaha. When one of your much younger friends posts on Facey and you suddenly feel very very old.. Yes. She is aware now. Sorry B. Had to share. Haha.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
I've gained almost a thousand followers today, and I reckon almost all of them are, like, real people!! So... Can I get a blue tick now?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
The shooter described himself as "just an ordinary white man" and it's so true it actually hurts. Ordinary white men. The most frightening, most deadly animal on the planet. #NewZealand #ChristchurchTERRORISTattack #OrdinaryWhiteMen
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
And again... My boyfriend sends me the best memes. ๐Ÿ˜…
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
2 years
Fuck this fucking shit omg. Vulvas are as individual as fucking fingerprints, you weird, creepy, misogynistic, genital obsessed Nazi, and no one owes you or anyone else an explanation for how their body looks. Call yourself a feminist?? I'm appalled this tweet is still up.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
1 year
@shelsta78 Ah random nights quietly dying on ovals. How good were the 90s! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
2 years
I feel like the "no porn in erotica" movement is as uninformed and shallow as the "No kink at pride" stuff. Know your history. Know your roots (pun totally intended for my Aussie smut fans). One person's "respectable erotica" is another person's "smutty porn" and vice versa.
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May "Bunny" Peterson ๐ŸŒธ
2 years
Romance peeps, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s a good thing to insist that romance is respectable by differentiating it from porn. This validates the terms of the enemy, that itโ€™s truly bad for a thing to genuinely be like porn. It isnโ€™t!
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
I, for one, welcome our gender destroying witch overlords...
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
10 years
Things to remember. Sex sells! Use it to sell ALL THE THINGS!!!. BUT do NOT sell actual sex. Nuh-uh. That's bad and wrong and icky.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
Okay, help me understand something please! A pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of gold. Cool. Established. Weight weighs the same. So why, if I put my aircon on "cool" 22C it gets nice and cool, but "warm" 22C it gets nice and warm? Surely 22C is 22C??
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
10 months
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Man Finds Hat. How fuckn embarrassing. I hate this place.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
Let me get this right. @ScottMorrisonMP flew a private jet from Canberra to Covid-riddled Sydney for father's day. Pretended he didn't by posting an old pic of him and his girls AT A MEMORIAL FOR DEAD KIDS And all the Libs are mad cos Dan Andrews had dinner at home with his? ๐Ÿค”
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
These men are always the first to #NotAllMen as well It makes no sense. Not all men... But all men who date my property.. I mean my daughter... But not all men... Just know I will protect her from all men... But not all men. Exhausting and bullshit.
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Eric Sprankle, PsyD
5 years
Itโ€™s prom season, which means dads assume the unnecessary and unwanted creepy role of vaginal gatekeepers for their daughters while threatening violence against teen boys. Good times.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
2 years
It took me far too long... ๐Ÿ˜…
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
After a long and arduous journey, he returned home... #auspol
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
Yes men's behaviour is the problem. Yes toxic masculinity is to blame. Yes we need to address these things or nothing will change. If this makes you uncomfortable, good. It fucking should. Don't #NotAllMen me I don't care. I care about the women murdered weekly. Why don't you?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
I know at least 5 women who have O negative blood. They would love to donate to the @RedCrossAU blood drive. But the Red Cross suffer from revolting whorephobia and so they can't save the lives they need. Shame.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
@ellle_em Sex was created by God for the purpose of the best feedback I have ever received. Well now... I can't complain about that!
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
6 years
Virginity is a social construct that has absolutely no bearing on your worth as a person. Fuck. Don't fuck. You do you. (added advice... Masturbation is brilliant. You should do it more... If you wanna)
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Yoko Ono
6 years
Give us some advice that will make our lives heal and shine.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
2 years
Acute appendicitis. Surgery. Anaesthetic. 3 days in hospital. 2 weeks at home with medication. 2 follow up appointments. $0.00 out of pocket. Full pay while sick. I bag this country a lot. But thank fucking everything I'm not in America. Australian Medicare is everything. ๐Ÿ’œ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
7 years
Some truths. *Some women take birth control so they can have lots of awesome, fun sex. *Some women have no regrets, guilt or shame about abortions they've had. *Some women enjoy multiple, faceless sex partners And that's super awesome and okay. Stop. Shaming. Women. Cheers.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
10 years
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a victim. I am hooker, hear me roar. #FacesOfProstitution #RightsNotRescue http://t.co/KQmhw0a7OS
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
@themaxburns Killgrave and the Doctor.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
In November I made the incredibly difficult decision to end my marriage. It's been a ride. One we're still taking together.... But as friends and housemates now. He's been my best friend for over 30 years now. Our bond will always be strong. It's just... Different now.
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
5 years
Reminder Some frogs are toxic This doesn't mean all frogs are toxic Some mushrooms are toxic This doesn't mean all mushrooms are toxic. Some berries are toxic This doesn't mean all berries are toxic. Some masculinity is toxic .... Get it yet?
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
3 years
Re Melbourne's huge Covid jump and so many mystery cases: "Something has been missed." I mean *possibly* the maskless cunts protesting 2 weekends ago who definitely won't get tested til they're so sick they can't fake it any more and even then won't disclose they were there?? ๐Ÿ™„
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
I've been in the "Sex Game" for a lotta years now. I do it. Speak about it. Write about it. Sell it. Get told all about yours. Work for a dating site. Written a book. And I can SAFELY tell you that anyone who has "sapiosexual" in their bio is a MASSIVE red flag. #ExpertAdvice
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
Niiiice. Oh, also I'm way immature sometimes. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
Holy shit how is time a real thing? My baby on her very first day of school and today, as she ventures off to her very first day of TAFE. I am so incredibly proud of this young woman I can't believe I made her myself!
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Eva Lishus ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค
4 years
@bethnew This all happened before we were all madly taking selfies and pics and posting to social media every day (my daughter is 16 now) I don't have a lot of digital pics of her. This is one of the last pics I have of her. (with my girl and husb) You can kind of see the jingles. โค๏ธ
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