Miss Margo Adler @PiecesofMargo Twitter profile

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@ask_aubry Tangential point, but nobody talks about how often men intentionally "baby trap" women by coming inside of them, sabotaging their birth control, slipping off condoms, and then guilt-tripping and pressuring them against abortion when they finally get her pregnant.

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@uppittynegress When my father applied for TANF w/me when I was a teenager they made him sell his (very used) car, which was worth about $3k. The thing was, he was then expected to look for work and get work ASAP. Without a car. In a city with horrible public transportation. 🤡🙃

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1 year

@ask_aubry He doesn't "have access to fit and beautiful females," he has access to their dating ad profiles. Unless he is smooth and model-handsome, or has a rockstar job, or is rich, none of these women will swipe on him. He is living in La-la Land.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

An old client sent me a $100 gift card for Honey Birdette. Why do clients do this. First of all, $100 at HB will buy a pair of underwear or stockings. More importantly, I just paid tuition and times are tight. Money would have been so much better.

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@PiecesofMargo

5 years

@The_Law_Boy I am amazed that so many Americans forgot that we destroyed and occupied a country FOR NO REASON and created ISIS at a cost of trillions of dollars. It's all flushed down the memory hole.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

MY LANDLORD IS GOING TO EVICT ME FOR DOING SEXWORK. I only see 2-5 clients per week incall. I don't know who the fuck SNICHED but I want to kill them.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

My rehab director keeps telling me that I'm getting too old for SW and nobody will want me soon. She's a 60 yo large Jewish lesbian with a man haircut and tats. I told her if she put up an ad, she'd get a client within 48 hours. You can't age out. Men like all types of women.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

Call me a self-serving asshole, but I think it is perfectly fine to lie on your resume to get a bullshit job. Just like it is fine to photoshop your bank account balance in order to get an apartment.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

2 months

Do other sex workers have outfits for work, and then other clothes for civilian life, and you never mix them? I have dresses, lingerie, and shoes that I wear in session and ONLY in session. I can't wear it anywhere else bc it reminds me of what I was doing last time I wore it.

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@PiecesofMargo

5 years

@AttorneyScruggs @BabySaccharine Yeah, you want to cooperate, especially if you grew up believing that cops are your friends and "there to help," and you end up "cooperating" your way right into an arrest, jail, and a nightmare plea deal and/or conviction.

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@PiecesofMargo

5 years

PSA to anyone who needs to hear it: if you are dating a married man and he's not paying you, he had better be the most fun, entertaining date you ever had. I mean he should be tap-dancing for you so hard his shoes are smoking. Get something out of it. Don't be a chump.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@Hogshead3Au @DeeBoTay @ask_aubry I'm a sex worker and I can tell you, Indian clients are THE WORST and you can call me racist all you want, but it's true. Indian-Americans are cool, but if they grew up in India, they are bad news.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 months

Don't care what anyone says: sunken living rooms were a great design feature of 60s/70s homes. Only disadvantage was breaking your neck going up and down the stairs drunk because every home back then also had a built-in bar for entertaining.

Zillow Gone Wild 🏡

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2 months

I feel like no Burt Reynolds home is complete without a sunken living room by a fireplace

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

Today's client showed up with an envelope $80 short and *expected to start the session anyway.* I counted while he was in restroom & politely pointed it out. He said, "Could I just make it up to you next time?" I told him to go to an ATM. "But I just got out of the shower!"

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

@ask_aubry Abuse/bad behavior always escalates. If he throws his keys when he's mad, he'll throw your laptop. If he rants & raves at a friend/family member, he's gonna scream at you. If he punches the wall (especially in front of you!), it's on purpose to scare you and it could be you. etc

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

@TheHoneyMa I seldom get Black clients but I've been told by white guys, apropos of nothing, that I "shouldn't" see them, which is always shocking to me. The NERVE to tell me who I shouldn't see! It's like the white men get territorial.

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@PiecesofMargo

6 months

There's a comment on Reddit from a woman devastated that her husband was buying OnlyFans, so she reported the OnlyFans women to the IRS for tax evasion ("I'd heard many sex content creators were not too bright about doing their taxes properly."). BITCH WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

BREAKING NEWS OF ATROCIOUS CLIENT BEHAVIOR: OMG, this one takes the cake. An escort friend of mine in NYC had an overnight w/a client in a swank hotel. He extended the date. She had sex w/him and hung out all morning and HE ESCAPED OUT THE WINDOW OF THE HOTEL ROOM W/O PAYING HER.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

@CagedBirdsCafe @leigh_fall I was going to say. If this landlord really made !!36!! repairs on this place in three years, I'd be extremely surprised.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 months

Another thing that drives me nuts: "Sex workers were often abused as children and have trauma history!" Even if that were true, so fuckin what? Women (and men) from all walks of life have been raped/abused. It's only SW whose abuse history is used to invalidate our choices.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

This is how it happened: I was lying on bed watching a movie. The manager walks in. "We need to talk." "Okay." I assumed it was about "extending my stay." "It's about your twitter. Where you're trashing the houses." I was stunned. I never told anyone I was tweeting. continued

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

2 months

New guy politely introduced himself, sent a selfie and pic of his ID, sent deposit and booked for tonight in less than a half hour (most of it was spent checking blacklists and criminal history). Now he has a fun session tonight. See how easy and painless that is, clients?

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@PiecesofMargo

10 months

Aw Jesus. Guy shows up after 40 minute drive, he's cute but nerdy, so great. I give him big hug break the ice. He keeps saying "I'm nervous! I'm nervous!" I said "Don't be nervous! I want us to have a good time!" Then he said "I'm MARRIED!" and gave me $200 and ran out the door.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

Eleven months alcohol free!

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

@CharoShane "Impregnatable people, in the right-wing conception, constitute a distinct, female, and subhuman class: a resource that requires domination due to the value of what can be extracted." I'm going to vomit but you ain't wrong.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

LANDLORD COMING OVER IN 20 MINUTES! Tell me not to drink please no matter what the outcome. I'm telling myself that if I can have confidence in my job, I can definitely stare down a landlord. All he wants is money. Evicting me will be a huge loss for him.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

Relieved they caught the Long Island serial killer. I was working in NYC when the Gilbert girl went missing after frantically calling the police from her client's house. All the bodies of SWs buried on the beach. Of course police were dismissive of their disappearances at first.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@ask_aubry 1) If he thought she was "broken" and didn't want to be w a single mom, why'd he date her in the first place? 2) IMO you should never let your kid spend much time with your bf/gf until you are practically engaged--have met their family and thoroughly vetted them, etc.

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@PiecesofMargo

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@collectdust Family farms--the hypothetical self-sufficient' farms that have multiple forms of produce and often livestock--are back-breaking sunup-to-sundown labor and farmers are practically botanists.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@shaTIRED I mostly just lurk on your twitter for your great tweets, but I have to chime in for this one. Take it from a sex worker: it ain't always spiritual. It CAN be. But more often than not, it's scratching an itch.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

@Elliotatlas143 @DoktorYakub Pretty sure he's wearing johdpurs, which are a type of trousers made for riding horses (or, I guess, motorbikes?). They were popular in the early 1900s and are now fetishized and sometimes found in BDSM imagery and equestrian fetish.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

Well, management found this twitter! The manager came into my room and said they found it and I needed to leave and couldn't use the driver.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 years

Dear Sex Work Twitter: He showed up 30 min late. After 20 min, I canceled on him via text for being late (he did not send me text updates telling me he was en route. I thought no-call no-show). I took a nap. Now he is mad I wasn't there. Do I apologize/offer discount?

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@ask_aubry She needs to serve him a hamburger on the French bread, if he wants to be that way.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

Received a text: "Hi Margo! Are you available this morning? Offering any specials?" I DO NOT OFFER "SPECIALS." I AM NOT A RESTAURANT. THERE IS NO "FETISH OF THE DAY" OR 20% OFF IF YOU WEAR GREEN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY, SIR. WTF ARE YOU THINKING?

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

There are blog posts to be made about this, but articles for sex worker outreach and education. I'm thinking about reaching out to my local alternative press--they hire writers for feature articles, and I'm sure people, even civilians, would be interested in this.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

Hi Everyone! I've received $225 in e-giftcards and that is enough for me to Uber home. I also have physical giftcards being mailed that I will get tomorrow. I am very grateful and I can finally relax (well, sort of) knowing that I can leave at any time. I appreciate it SO MUCH.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

I am not trying to sound ungrateful bc I do appreciate any gift, but I don't think these guys understand that not all SWers are rolling in clover. If I was middle class and financially stable I wouldn't have to do this job. I don't need lingerie, I need textbook money.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 years

Why do men instantly become big babies when you take off your shirt? I've never had sex with a man who didn't didn't go straight for my nipples the moment I undressed.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 years

My last client 1) washed his hands, but when I went into the bathroom later, I saw none of the soaps has been unwrapped. Do I need to supervise this like your Mom? 2) he stole my underpants when I was in the bathroom.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 months

First of all, $15k/week is not typical for the vast majority of SWs. But how is this any more of a "trap" than working as a cashier in WalMart for $11/hr, no benefits? At least Miami Dancer here can afford to go to the dentist, own a reliable car, and go to college (if she wants)

Gia Macool

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This is why sex work is a trap. Nobody should wonder why it’s hard for women to get out of sex work. $15k in a week will never happen for an average woman working a normal 9-5.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@RomancingNope I try to remember transparently abusive girlfriends on Reddit. I'm sure there are at least a few more, but the ONLY one I can think of is the legally blind guy who required special glasses to see and his GF would hide them when she was mad at him or as a "joke."

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

WELL, my life is over. I fucked up, and I didn't even do it drunk. 100% sober. I had my sex work email tab open right next to my normal email tab and I accidentally wrote to my Mom from my sex work email. Just shoot me now and get it over with.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

Oh! I forgot to mention it yesterday: aside from the 1-day relapse, I have been alcohol free and working hard on staying that way for one year!🎉

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

One of the girls here has a regular who tips her in cigarettes and cocktails instead of cash because she's in debt to the house and they can't take cigarettes and margaritas away from her. They're both pleased with this (I understand why) but imagine working for cigs and booze.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

@ask_aubry I've said it before and I'll say it again: men, even fathers, do not have a "right" to be in the delivery room. Certainly not Exes. She is the one having a complicated, potentially deadly, very stressful medical procedure. She can pick the company or none at all.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

And I need to get the immigrant girl in touch with legal aid. Maybe nothing will come of it, but she needs to have an advocate from outside the brothel tell her what her options are.

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@PiecesofMargo

5 years

Almost every client who's told me their personal story of being ripped off/cheated by a sex worker or busted by the cops was engaging in stupid practices with someone they all admit "seemed sketchy" from the get-go.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

The idea that addicts need to hit "rock bottom" before they're ready to commit to recovery/sobriety is such harmful bullshit. I have met SO MANY people who managed to pull out of the downward spiral when they were still in the early or even middle stages of their addiction.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

I relapsed and got drunk. I'm pulling out of it and will go to an AA meeting tonight. It's all my fault, but I had a shitty convo with my Mom and she said I deserved to be homeless.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

Do parents who physically abuse their kids (hit them with things, make them do mean things to punish them like stand in the corner for two hours, etc) admit to it later in life when the kids are grown? Or do they pretend it never happened?

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

There is a woman there who landed a WHALE. This guy spent $80,000. Yes $80K. The house took $40,000. And after the IRS took a bite, she made $20,000.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 months

Wait, professional cuddling is a thing in the US..? I knew it existed in Japan, but I just read something about it and Googled and there are several websites. I guess I can see how there could be a need for it. If there's no sex of any kind or nudity it's not SW...but what IS it?

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@PiecesofMargo

11 months

I just had a great soft-sub session with a Navy officer who was actually handsome and did not stress me out in any way. He gave me a big tip and mostly just wanted to talk and cuddle. If they were all like this, my life would be so easy.

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@PiecesofMargo

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PSA: If you're so inclined, you can go to forum.officer dot com. You'll have to register to read most of it. I just use a fake email. The police write ALLLLLLLL ABOUT vice stings and how they arrest sex workers. And they all use SkiptheGames.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

That is just plain stealing! And I'm so confused. What if her Mom, boyfriend, or grandparents sent her money? Would they have felt entitled to that, too?

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@PiecesofMargo

5 months

Old guy w a walker comes in, decides to session with my Big Sister. She invites me to see how she negotiates her pricing. "$1200/hr" He acts like he's having a heart attack. "I can't afford that! I'm an old man!" "Sorry, Shug." In the end he took out a $$ clip w about $7k in it.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

I earned $700...and I did not have to PAY A BROTHEL $350 plus rent. It's all going to the landlord, but having him off my back so I can relax and make more money is worth its weight in gold.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@TheLincoln In Catholic school we were taught that he was poor. Then I attended some Evangelical services (don't ask) and was told that he was a highly trained "contractor" who was also a hugely popular, famous, rock-star preacher who would have sold out Madison Square Garden or something.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

3 months

Great news! I opened the door for my client...and it wasn't the man I was expecting! It was a DIFFERENT lawyer Mike who lives at the Lake. This one is nice, smells good, and has PE and orgasms just from being tied up and watching me in my underwear. He left in 35 minutes.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

I didn't ask how they found it but it had to have been IT because my laptop is never out of my sight. I was surprised but then immediately jazzed! Packed up both my rooms and ordered and Uber and was gone in 20 minutes! I'm in the car now!

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

@flowerlady61 @PhillyInquirer The suburbs are full of alcoholics ("functional" and not), teenage potheads, and Moms on benzos, Flowers. A lot of them end up in out-of-state rehabs.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

MORE BROTHEL FUCKERY: There's a woman (one of many) who was living in the brothel during the COVID lockdowns. The brothels were closed for business, but some women didn't have anywhere else to go--they live there. Anyway, some of her regulars were concerned about her. continued

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

@flowerlady61 @PhillyInquirer You have very poor critical thinking skills, Flowers. My POINT is that addicts are everywhere, and around children everywhere, and a rehab--which is a VERY tightly controlled environment were the residents are not allowed to leave--is not a threat to any community.

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@PiecesofMargo

9 years

"Humiliating," "objectifying" job? That's a job where you have to wear a name tag & ask permission to use the bathroom.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

Okay I did not go to the gas station. I am proud of myself. I did not drink anything. I slept for five hours and now I feel a lot better. I also have $700 on my dresser. That was still one of the scariest sessions of my life and I would not have done it if I'd known.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

8 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Blind date sez, "My bitch of an ex accused me of battery in divorce court & everyone believed bc of the hospital records."

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

I am a witch.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

They very generously sent her cash in the mail. Not deposits on future sessions, just cash gifts to help see her thru lockdown. Nice, right? ♥️ Well, the brothel found out about it and STARTED OPENING HER MAIL AND TAKING 50% OF THE MONEY OUT BEFORE GIVING IT TO HER!

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

27 days

Hi everyone. Just checking in. I got really sick and had to spend a few days in the hospital. Will explain later; now I'm exhausted and want to go to bed. Also, a wonderful person very generously helped me out with the rent and I made the rest in time, so, no eviction, yay.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

Last week a client was complaining about his wife's pregnancy weight gain (shudder) and said women should only gain 10 lbs because a baby weighs 10 lbs. I have heard this sentiment from multiple men over my life. Gonna have a baby, and won't read a book or talk to a single MD.

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@PiecesofMargo

3 months

Now that the crisis (has mostly) passed, I can get political: what do I do that is so fucked up? I make men happy. They come over, I do whatever, and they fuck off. And it's only a few times per week. WHAT IS THE ISSUE?

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@PiecesofMargo

3 years

She knows he didn't leave out the front door bc she was sitting in the seating area of the suite on her laptop and went to go check on him in the bedroom after a bit and the window was open and he was gone w/his overnight bag. Jumped into the bushes 8 feet down. I can't even.

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@PiecesofMargo

6 months

@ask_aubry Most men do not care about their sexual health or getting you pregnant (until maybe after the fact). I dated a LOT of men, of all ages, walks of life. You know how many had condoms & wanted to use them? FOUR. Fucking FOUR MEN, over 20 yrs. I had to bring my own. Most complained.

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@PiecesofMargo

2 years

I just learned that Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati who had to step down because he paid for an escort WITH A CHECK.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

5 months

TONIGHT IN BROTHEL FUCKERY: Management is withholding my earnings from yesterday because I have an appointment with the Dr tomorrow for my weekly checkup. This place is a trap. I've added Uber gift card to my wishlist.

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@PiecesofMargo

10 months

If you can stomach it, go to and search for sexworker/prostitute/hooker sting operation and you can read ALLLLL ABOUT how they bust SWers and clients. They go after street walkers and use SkiptheGames to get clients.

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9 months

Well guys, I might just have to get off my ass and blog about this one: I went on a 3-day bender, went to the ER for withdrawals, and made the mistake of telling the Dr I had a moment of suicidal ideation. THEY STUCK ME IN THE LOONY BIN FOR FIVE DAYS.

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4 months

And I just called the local ANTI sex work line because at least they have resources. I can't believe the cops are not doing jack shit. This woman is stuck, literally stuck and she doesn't think she can leave. She's fucking men for free. The House takes it all.

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3 years

A few days ago I had nine months of sobriety! I'm swimming 3x a week, lifting weights, working at a civilian job I don't hate, and I'm re-entering my degree program in the Spring semester. If you're trying to quit drugs/alcohol, don't give up! You can change your life!

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5 years

I've only just started to try sugar dating (no payoff yet), but the more time I spend on SA, the more I think regular straight-up escorting is the way to do this where the woman retains more power in the transaction.

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@PiecesofMargo

1 year

Okay guys, the big reveal! It is much lighter than I wanted (I wanted a level 8 or 8.5; this has to be a 9 or 9.5) but I am going to give it a test drive for 5 weeks and see if I like it.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

3 years

Having been on about a hundred (paid and unpaid) dinner dates that ranged from uncomfortable to embarrassing to almost-unbearable, I find the myth that non-desperate women commonly use men for "free dinners" both obnoxious and risible.

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2 years

The entire internet has weighed in on The Slap. I don't have an opinion except this one: that was a damn good slap. Full follow through, body twist. It puts all my slaps to shame. It is a slap to emulate. Next guy who hires me to slap him is getting my new, improved technique.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

Have come to the shocking realization that the brothels in sex work Gulag are profitable not necessarily from the clientele, as one would assume, but from the money they extract from the women who work in them.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

My clients like the fact that I'm older because they have daughters in their teens and 20s and hiring women that age makes them feel like creepers. That's what they tell me. Of course some men like em as young as possible, but I get plenty of attention from men.

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@PiecesofMargo

4 months

"Step on the gas, dude! This is an escape!" "You look awfully happy though!" Marc said. "I AM! GET US OUT OF THE PARKING LOT!" I grinned over an hour all the way home and gave him a great tip (thank you all for the Uber cards and e-cards). But it's not over yet! continued

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

What do you do when your client, who sees you living in a 750 sf apartment, shows you vacation photos of his trip to Patagonia, complete with lux accommodations, horseback riding and massages, for 20 minutes straight?

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

Any woman can sell some sort of sexual service. Amputees, obese women, disfigured women. I've seen it. And thanks to an eating disorder, I have the body of a 25 yo. There are women in their 50s making 3X more than me and buying real estate.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 years

Watching the approx 65-yr old waitress in a cheap diner limp around waiting on (very well) 8 tables. I bet you anything she has been working all of her life. Anyone who says she doesn't deserve AT LEAST $15/hr plus tips and full benefits can eat a bag of dicks.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

5 years

Also remember: married men NEVER leave. His wife may dump his selfish cheating ass, but that's it. He's got a comfy domestic arrangement and doesn't want to take the financial hit of a divorce. Don't wait for him. Don't be a chump.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

6 years

I'm going back into Rehab, friends. This time for several months. I am simply tired of fighting this. I can never have a family or be happy with alcohol in my life or on my brain. I'll be back, hopefully as a healthy, disciplined woman with a purpose.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 year

@thoughtproven @ask_aubry Hate to break it to you, but I'm a sex worker and most of my clients are upper-middle class white guys. They fake showering, are fat and hairy, and I want them to keep their socks on because their feet are disgusting. They also have nose and ear hair.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

I am not turning over any more tips to management. They'll never catch me. Even if they do, so what? What are they gonna do, kick me out? HA! Since I now see this is a dead end and I'll never be back, all it's good for is MATERIAL. I'm going to photo-document everything I can.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

17 days

Okay I am feeling less demoralized. I just enrolled in rehab. Can't attend till next week, but still, it's SOMETHING. Also, on a tragic note, I heard PEARL JAM on the classic radio station in my car, which made me feel like a zillion years old. Classic rock is the Beatles? Elvis?

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

1 month

That's one way to be sus a client is a cop: he wants an outcall RIGHT NOW. They don't have the budget to go after single indy SWers. They are doing stings and want as many arrests as possible in an 8-hour shift, usually at night.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

5 years

PSA to other women who are mercifully, painfully naive: men who identify as straight will have sex with other dudes (who also claim to be straight) behind your back. It is A Thing.

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

2 years

@bustybruiser I'd never even met this guy before. I have absolutely no idea why he thought he'd get credit. I kept the money while he got dressed and went to an ATM. He was sulky about it, like it wasn't his mistake. The balls on this guy!

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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

4 months

Elderly Pilot client had allllllll the money laid out on the bar, didn't even talk about it, just gestured and said "That's for you, Miss!" He had great art in his house and we talked about that. Boy I sure hope he books me again!

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