John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd Twitter profile

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

2 years

Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

8 months

The Onion has once again done it first

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Yeesh

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John Delmenico

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4 months

As an autistic man it upsets me when politicians pretend to be excited about taking a train, our culture is not your costume.

Politics UK

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4 months

🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak has just boarded an overnight sleeper train to Penzance to start the South West Tory campaign in the morning

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John Delmenico

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@abbygov The way these ‘alpha debate lords’ who target women who aren’t looking for a debate always get absolutely shit on the moment they accidentally get a woman who is ready to debate them is always so funny

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Now that we're back on here, we want to express our support for the Palestinian people, and their right to self-determination, safety and happiness. An end to this genocide. An end to apartheid. Free Palestine.

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John Delmenico

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2 months

People really concerned about Raygun jokes need to remember that she did the fucking sprinkler at one point, it’s safe to assume she is in on the bit

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

9 months

Every new Ricky Gervais project is a reminder of how funny Stephen Merchant must be

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John Delmenico

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8 months

The Aussie pride that comes when you learn that even at the height of her fame, Margot Robbie keeps the tradition of lying to Americans alive

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John Delmenico

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9 months

If Dylan Mulvaney was actually to blame for the entire beer industry collapsing due to just one social media post like this article suggests, that would make her by far the most influential person to have ever existed and is honestly such a slay

New York Post

@nypost

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Beer sales plummeting to lowest level in 24 years amid Dylan Mulvaney fiasco

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

6 months

the media looking at a homeless man getting murdered and thinking, 'wow, this is a real tragedy for the private schoolers'

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John Delmenico

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6 months

Bruce Lehrmann set out to get people to stop calling him an ‘alleged rapist’ and in a way, he did achieve that

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John Delmenico

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6 months

Watching the rich out-of-touch panel on the Project realise in real time that not everyone is rich is so bizarre Especially the part where Pingers has to explain that being in a house is safer than sleeping on the street How do they host the news with no connection to reality?

The Project

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. @purplepingers joined us to run us through how he is listing vacant properties to help people with no home get a roof over their head, legally.

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John Delmenico

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2 months

Context for Americans who are confused when Aussies say ‘Girt by Sea’ is how we are good at swimming; Girt is a swimming coach who lives near the beach Great woman, her swim school is one of the best parts of growing up in Aus

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John Delmenico

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For my American followers, one of the people who claims to be ‘sickened’ by the Tenacious D joke once put a child on a lie detector live and as a ‘prank’ made her disclose her sexual abuse to thousands of radio listeners so he could joke about it without her knowing or approving

John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

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Its crazy that after decades of balancing the two brands of Jack Black and Tenacious D Jack Black, it was Aussie conservatives pretending to be offended for clicks that led to that balance falling apart

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John Delmenico

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3 years

@ConnorEatsPants

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@thebigjohnnyd

3 years

Triple J hosts are what happens when someone destined to be a youth pastor doesn’t get into religion

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

3 years

Petition to get the Wiggles to replace the big red car with an electric red car to see how mad Matt Canavan gets

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John Delmenico

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3 years

Petition for Australian of the Year Grace Tame to do a shoey from a moon boot

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John Delmenico

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2 months

The funniest part about calling for Tenacious D to be deported for ‘wanting to harm Trump’ is that we would be sending them to America

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John Delmenico

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1 year

America is a failed state

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2 years

Over 3000 tasmanians correctly filling out a ballet with all 39 slots so that Eric Abetz is last is the ideal of democracy finally coming true

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

6 months

‘I acknowledge that my racist post was factually inaccurate, however I won’t retract it because I stand by the racism that fuelled it’

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

15 days

You’re literally a politician who used to rub dirt on his face to look like he has worked in a coal mine The fuck you mean ‘rest of us’?

Senator Matt Canavan

@mattjcan

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Imagine a world where politicians have the gall to tell the rest of us not to lie.

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

19 days

thank god the geniuses in charge of the abc at the moment basically just gave away the international distribution rights i mean just imagine how stressful it would be as a struggling underfunded network to have to count all that money

Daley Pearson

@Daley_Pearson

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Bluey’s now the No.1 most watched show (of all shows) in America for 2024. How incredible. With 35 billion minutes watched this year. 💙🇦🇺 🇺🇸 #bluey

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

8 months

Can someone who is good at photoshop give me some advice, i was trying to resize an image of Albo and photoshop automatically created an image that was not consistent with the original. How do i fix this? Before and after below:

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

8 months

Statement from Channel 9: "As is common practice, the image was resized to fit our specs. During that process, the automation by Photoshop created an image [of George Purcell] that was not consistent with the original." (via ABC) | #6NewsAU

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

3 years

Just Gladys and Scomo getting to work

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

2 months

shout out to the channel 9 headline graphic for joining the strike ✊

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

9 months

Auspol twitter tonight #CarolsbyCandlelight

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John Delmenico

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7 months

If Sam Kerr goes to jail for this, becoming a republic would not be enough. I say troops on the ground, full scale invasion of the UK.

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9 months

The ABC wants it known that over 900 complaints by the public about Patricia Karvelas being racist on Q+A are a waste of time that dont need to be investigated, but if a pro-Israel lobby group says to fire someone for sharing a human rights watch post, they will do it immediately

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

2 years

I think you’ll find the answer to that question is all the paedophilia

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John Delmenico

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3 months

Bit harsh but fair enough.

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its wild that aussie media execs are so confused as to why people dont want to listen to this show while they drive their kids to school in the morning

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

6 months

This article from a few months ago feels relevant again

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John Delmenico

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10 months

@Dexertonox @Dexerto Dont worry, James Sommerton will put out a statement clarifying everything just as soon as another queer creator does one that he can steal

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

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You’d think Australia’s ambassador boycotting the Nagasaki Memorial because Israel wasn’t invited would make the news in Australia, like it did in Israel, Japan and America 🤷‍♂️ Seems like a pretty important story that Australian media is just straight up not covering at all

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John Delmenico

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15 days

Happy anniversary to one of my favourite articles that I’ve written

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Tim Minchin being so ‘boohoo cancel culture bad’ that he is now saying he regrets calling out George Pell might be the fall off of the decade What the actual fuck

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John Delmenico

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3 years

Hey Australia, which lawyer would you call?

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John Delmenico

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Timely reminder that the ‘banning teens from social media’ campaign isn’t run by activists and experts, it’s being led by Murdoch media as a part of a tantrum about the media bargaining deals falling through

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John Delmenico

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3 years

You would think Newscorp would learn to stop using the Chaser as a source

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John Delmenico

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today in 'columns that should just be a private conversation instead of pretending it's the news'

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3 years

@ididathing1 Come for the laughs, stay for the destabilizing of democracy

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John Delmenico

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2 months

Well well well, if it isn’t the apartheid brothers

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@thebigjohnnyd

4 months

The police: “We knew about hundreds of abusers but waited to arrest them all at once so we can sound good in headlines” The media: “Wow look at how good and efficient they are at protecting people”

10 News First Sydney

@10NewsFirstSyd

4 months

NSW Police have staged a four-day crackdown on domestic violence, arresting a total of 554 offenders. More than 1,000 charges were issued in the blitz, with 226 of the offenders arrested by police facing serious domestic violence offences. Operation Amarok VI took place last

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I take it back, Aussie politics is awesome

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Penny Wong shocked to learn that some people actually have convictions and morals

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

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Its crazy that after decades of balancing the two brands of Jack Black and Tenacious D Jack Black, it was Aussie conservatives pretending to be offended for clicks that led to that balance falling apart

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John Delmenico

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6 months

To not be considered in housing stress at $700 a week, you would need to be earning over $100k a year, which would put you in the top 20% of earners in the country We really need to ban rich people from giving analysis on the economy and what is an acceptable amount to pay

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So half Sydney apartments rent for less than $700 a week.

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John Delmenico

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3 months

The Labor members speaking to the media today:

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

4 months

“who are 2 people who actually matched each others freak?”

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

1 year

One of the realest fake quotes I’ve ever written

The Chaser

@chaser

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“If Brittany Higgins wanted our sympathy she should have committed war crimes”, says News Corp columnist

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

6 months

“He should be allowed to call people slurs because his wife has cancer” is truly the sort defence that only an old straight white man could come up with

The Advertiser

@theTiser

6 months

OPINION: The over-reaction to Jeremy Finlayson’s sledge is yet another episode of virtue signalling from the AFL, criticising a young man whose family is in the middle of a cancer battle. Read Steve Price's column:

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John Delmenico

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2 months

Twitter adding a breakdancing person next to #breaking is going to make news posts way more fun

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

5 months

Hey @GuardianAus , what the fuck is this headline?

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John Delmenico

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6 months

The worst part about Americans trying to say that Australian gun control laws are a failure is that it forces us to give credit to John Howard. Disgusting.

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2 months

Joe Rogan proving he was right to say he ‘can’t tell jokes anymore’ just not in the way he meant

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

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What it’s like having a conversation with @elonmusk #JoeRoganLive

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

6 months

To the Americans trying to make yesterday’s tragedy in Sydney into an argument against gun control: As a survivor of a different random stabbing, I probably wouldn’t be alive to tweet this if our country had your terrible gun laws. Sit your asses down and shut the hell up.

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

9 months

This tweet sadly always remains relevant

9News Adelaide

@9NewsAdel

9 months

The family of Olympic cyclist and mother-of-two Melissa Hoskins has released a statement, after her tragic death on Saturday. Rohan Dennis, her husband since 2018 is charged with causing death by dangerous driving. #9News READ MORE:

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John Delmenico

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3 years

This is a real photo of Canberra right now - this is what the lying mainstream media doesn’t want you to see

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

2 years

Here's me for @shot_au : "I watched all of Sky After Dark’s election coverage and have some fucking concerns"

I watched all of Sky After Dark's election coverage and have some fucking concerns - The Shot

The future of Sky News is terrifying

theshot.net.au

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

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News Corp boss last week: "Our outlets would never bully anyone or spread division. That is what social media does and it is harmful to civil society." The Australian today: "Adam Bandt is literally Hitler and the Greens are literally the German Nazi party of the 1940s"

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John Delmenico

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I no longer support freedom of the press

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5 months

So the guy who ran Robodebt suddenly cares about mental health when it’s his mental health and he has a book to sell?

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1 year

Samantha Maiden writing a piece about how disgusting it is to run leaked text messages in a bid to try discredit Brittany Higgins, when only yesterday she literally wrote a piece using those same leaked messages with the same gross framing is top tier hypocrisy

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John Delmenico

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The crybaby British cop won’t see your tweets about what Sam Kerr allegedly said, but the stupid white bastards in your life will

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Wild to say “violence will never win” while condemning a protest against weapons manufacturers

Jacinta Allan

@JacintaAllanMP

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Hate will never win.

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

2 years

Check out the full @chaser article here:

‘I will bring freedom of speech back to Twitter’ declares dog fucker Elon Musk – The Chaser

"Also my favorite food is candy bananas"

chaser.com.au

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John Delmenico

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‘Let us sell gambling or we won’t let kids play footy’ is some fucking evil scaremongering

9News Melbourne

@9NewsMelb

2 months

Auskick and community football could be collateral damage in the escalating efforts to ban gambling ads on social and digital media, with the AFL poised to lose more than $100 million a year in revenue. @tommorris32 #9News

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Me: “Oh what the fuck man” Me after reading it was with a Kyle and Jackie-O producer who was sexually harassing him at a bar: “Give him Australian of the year”

Variety

@Variety

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Jacob Elordi is involved in a police investigation in Australia after allegedly assaulting a radio producer on Saturday.

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John Delmenico

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6 months

the aec is responding to this saying its legal but holy shit this shouldnt be legal for any party to do what the hell?

Simon Earle

@SimonEarleLabor

6 months

This was in the mail this arvo. I thought the Greens had splashed out. But it's actually a Lib smear campaign. They must be worried.

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Today is quite an emotional day for the Prime Minister, see growing up his mother never had the opportunity to evict a tenant…

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A Current Affair posting images of a DV safe house and doxxing one of the victims living there is so obviously fucked up that it’s almost hard to fathom That show is like actually evil

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John Delmenico

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Interestingly this article that exists to anger uncles on Facebook never mentions that this ‘young Aussie’ works for Sky News, seems like an important detail to miss when talking about conservative outrage

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It's crazy that Peter van Onselen is a university lecturer, imagine getting tens of thousands of dollars in HECS debt only to be taught journalism from a dude at The Daily Mail

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When the idea of people who aren’t rich existing is just too confusing for you

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I hate that americans have come up with a better version of 'Scott Morrison shat himself at maccas' they beat us at our own game

Michael Ian Black

@michaelianblack

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Are they honestly trying to convince me that JD Vance didn't have sex with a single couch? Look at his face! That's the face of a couch fucking man and you can't convince me otherwise.

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John Delmenico

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8 months

When the rich get $9k extra a year vs when the rich get $4.5k extra a year

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1 year

Tweeting about the need to protect the environment from a private jet is the most Labor thing I’ve seen

Tanya Plibersek

@tanya_plibersek

1 year

I wanted to give you an update about the Murray-Darling Basin Plan. Over the last year it has become clear that major elements of the Murray-Darling Basin Plan were either left to drift or actively sabotaged by the Liberals and Nationals.

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Seen here: the Liberal Party showing more support for a guy suffering a stern talking to over a constitutional crisis than they have any woman who has been the victim of sexual violence

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John Delmenico

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Congrats to Hasan Piker, usually you need to be with-holding feet pics in order to live this rent free in Pavlou's head

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2 months

When your social media manager is old enough to retire

Anthony Albanese

@AlboMP

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New album just dropped.

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It’s crazy that the Rex ceo changed his contract just last week in a way that means he now gets a full pay out of his yearly salary if his employment ended, like say if the company shut down suddenly I mean what a crazy coincidence

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If a Bond villain said this it would take me out of the film by being too cartoonishly evil

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@theneedledrop @Kurrco whats it like being the first adult that Drake has slid into the dms of?

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Here’s me for @shot_au : Even without Robotdebt, Centrelink is a hellscape of cruelty “I knew the system was going to be painful. But trust me, if you aren’t dealing with Centrelink, you don’t know how painful it really is.”

Even without Robodebt, Centrelink is a hellscape of cruelty - The Shot

If you aren’t dealing with Centrelink, you don’t know how painful it really is

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@OS2NOX @Dexerto Freedom of speech absolutist mentality going strong

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Josh Butler

@JoshButler

5 months

PM Albanese at Canberra's No More rally against men's violence, with a number of Labor MPs Numerous rally attendees have approached to ask the govenment to do more on domestic violence, coercive control, online issues

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We did it, Scott Morrison caught in 4k thanks to @6NewsAU 's questioning

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You’d never guess this headline is about a guy on the run from the police after allegedly murdering his gf

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11 months

go fuck yourself

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Aussies reading that Jacob Elordi punched a Kyle and Jackie O producer who was being a creep

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10 months

🚨Personal announcement 🚨 I am now an editor at The Chaser and am excited about some of the changes we will introduce next year to widen our content. 🚨Also announcement🚨 This means I am one of the only editors at an Aussie outlet who hasn’t been on a pro-Israel holiday.

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@subtoconnorpls i cant wait for him to start ranting about facts not caring about feelings before saying he identifies as a helicopter

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@jaubreyYT Maybe it's a good thing they weren't kissing before they got married

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1 year

@EuphoriTori Hey I wrote this article, if anyone wants to read it, here’s the link

‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child – The Chaser

'Why won't you just accept X for who it is?'

chaser.com.au

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Dylan

@PowellAnalytics

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Name an athlete who is usually only remembered for a single, iconic moment.

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The anti-corruption committee's first big call being so sus that it leads to the anti-corruption committee getting investigated for potential corruption is a story that basically encapsulates the state of politics these days

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