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Your redheaded dream girl 🥰 But like a fever dream, where it's weird & doesn't make a lot of sense & you end up all sweaty. Brisbane &FMTY Beemit TrashPandaIRL

Brisbane, Queensland
Joined October 2020
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I sent this pic to a guy friend and he was like "no, I don't love it" and he clearly has no taste & is in fact a terrible person by default because the outfit is EVERYTHING
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Everyone please take a moment to appreciate me in this suit, thank you
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Grab a seat, I'm almost finished getting ready...
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Can we normalise platonic spouses or something? It would be nice to have a 2 income household & share life & responsibilities with someone, but not complicate it with romantic love Let me hype you up, support you, stroke your hair, then go to my own bed Single? IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Him: I thought we agreed you would dress discreetly? Me: Yes? Him: Yes... Me: Business casual right? Him: Right Me: Right! Nailed it
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I was meant to have the rarest of events this evening: a civvie date Not only did he go silent leading up to it, he texts 2.5 hours before the date to say he is too hungover Just... does he even realise people pay $$ to date me & he is SQUANDERING it What a mouldy hedgehog
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Providers would you consider it rude if a client brought a nice bottle of booze and then took it with them when they leave? Am I supposed to charge a corkage fee? 😂
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A client once told me; "You know how I know you're not faking it? Because nobody would choose to make the noises you do" I'm choosing to take this as a compliment
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Thread incoming for clients that hopefully comes across as informative vs rant like: Don't arrive significantly early to bookings I really need clients to understand how much of a faux pas it is to arrive to a booking early So many of you are arriving 15mins early or more
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I am BEGGING the media to update their catalogue of stock photos for articles about sex work
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Sunday Bumday! That's it. That's the tweet
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I know y'all voted against it but I did it anyway I think I made the right call, I love it! We love it right?!
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Sorry, you caught me quickly finishing off this mouthful 💦
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GET IT?!
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If y'all could stop asking me about my plans after sex work or my exit strategy or what I'm doing to prepare for retirement or if I'm planning to go back to uni or how long can I actually do this for or if I've invested in property or plan to that would be fucking swell, thanks
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It's the festive season, and I can't think of a better thing to unwrap than myself Am I on your wishlist?
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Can I pull off this top? Is it appropriate for public outings? You can't wear a bra with it, but it is only slightly see through at the back I'm undecided
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The amount of times a day I say "fine, let me put on pants" is quite high Give me a reason to take off my pants, please Also have you RTd my pinned tweet yet? Help a girl out here!
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Love is in the air 💞
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I'll never understand why clients use fake names You're getting your dick sucked not infiltrating the KGB Hot tip: it's always obvious & I didn't care about your name until you made it a thing I'm sure people calling you a different name in your messages isn't sus at all either
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If you don't book me today, my entire day will be spent in bed playing Pokemon Violet on my switch & eating pizza Can you really live with that?!
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I had the best time meeting so many fabulous people at the @ivysociete gala The drinks flowed a little too freely for me to meet everybody, but if I missed you: Hello! Hi! You looked wonderful (truly everyone did)
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I'm away and uncontactable until Saturday, lovers I'm off on an outdoor hiking adventure! I'll be needing a pedicure and a massage upon my return for sure Thoughts & prayers for my poor body in the meantime 😅
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"If only we could feel what we remember And not just remember what we felt" Christopher Poindexter
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Would you like me to take your dictation?
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Photoshoot today! Did I have the prerequisite mental breakdown the night before? Yes, yes I did
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Today marks 10 classes of pilates in 10 days For someone who is pretty terrible at consistency, this is an achievement for me! Should I celebrate by buying myself an updated summer workout wardrobe? Please say yes, I need shorter pants now, it's getting hot 😂
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Am I overdressed for a date at an arcade? Possibly Do I care? Not even a smidge 💅🏻
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Saturdays are for sinning
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I have availability tomorrow in Brisbane my lovelies If you've been thinking about seeing me, this is the sign you've been looking for
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What is everyone using for their links/landing pages now? I don't trust linktree anymore I had a list of SW friendly pages but have lost it Pic for attention! Ta x
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Canberra gents, if you haven't booked yet please do so 😊 It's been so long since I've been & if you want me back, book now or forever hold your peace Also I'll be making content while there so if any workers would like to collab let me know!
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Oh my, it's almost Christmas! What are you getting me?
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I'm having the weekend off before I head to Gladstone I have the smallest window of Brisbane availability on Wednesday & Thursday, then I'm off to Townsville! Back to regular availability when I'm home!
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Happy Valentine's Day lovers 🥰
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Thanks to a special someone for buying items off my wishlist, including the most fabulous dress I had coveted for the Gala! I can't wait for y'all to see it! Truly grateful 🥰
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I may have just gotten home, but I've booked tours already! 💫August Tours💫 Alice Springs: Tues 13th - Thurs 15th Adelaide: Fri 16th Port Lincoln: Sat 17th - Sun 18th (Only 2 spots left) September tours are in planning stages, so if you want me somewhere, let me know!
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It's my birthday! Thank you for all the lovely messages & thoughtful gifts so far 🥰 Feel free to send birthday love via beemit: TrashPandaIRL I'm off to get pampered at the salon!
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I only have Thursday availability left this week in Brissie New tour to announce though! August 2023 LAUNCESTON Wed 2nd - Fri 4th HOBART Sat 5th & Sun 6th Get booking! Find my contact details on my link I'm bio x
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I should exercise more Not because it's a good thing to do for myself or because cardio is important for heart health But because I look really cute in athletic wear Agree?
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It's my birthday in 2 weeks! I hadn't even started my birthday blitz where I constantly remind you all of this auspicious occasion, & a lovely soul has already purchased items off my wishlist They wanted to make sure they arrived on time 😭 Thank you L, I'm so grateful!
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My last goal before 2021 fucks right off is to hit 10k followers Can you help me? I think we can do it! RT please 🙏
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Guess who made the cover of a Magazine?! Brb, updating all my bios to include "Internationally Published Model"
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What makes you feel like a bad Sex Worker on the Internet™️? I'll go first: I don't like oysters I'M SORRY THEY ARE GROSS TO ME I'll never be a fine dining hooker apparently 😭😂
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I think something has gone a little awry with my phone & receiving messages because people are referring to things I've never received Has anyone else had issues recently? If I haven't replied feel free to try again! There's a chance I never actually got it in the first place
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Just a timely reminder that I don't see Punter Planet members I don't want any part of that misogynistic cesspool that actively puts workers in danger If you participate in those forums, you need to seek therapy, not a sex worker
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I hope today has been a good day for you 😘
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Sorry for the unsexy announcement but I’ve been struck down w/ gastro. It's not the worst virus going around *cough covid* but it's certainly not been fun I've to be clear for 48 hrs before I'm safe to mingle & that's not today 😭 Send hydration supplies via beemit TrashPandaIRL
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Well I drove 6 hours in the rain, but Gladstone, I've made it! In other good news, I'm so close to hitting 50 subscribers on my onlyfans after just 2 days 🥰 I was so worried about starting that I forgot how much I love content creation But I'm feeling the love other there!
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Remembering the last overnight I had 🥰 It's been way too long since someone whisked me away for a night of great food, banter and getting all snuggled up in bed together
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Brisbane is 🔥🔥 right now Which means its shorts weather! If you have a favourite photo of your short shorts, drop it below!
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A single spot left tomorrow in Melbourne! I'm having the absolute best time so far 🥰 Now to find some coffee. Then I'm going to tell my Melbourne friends "I don't know I feel like I've had better in Brisbane" just to sow a little chaos
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Can I be your big titty goth girlfriend?
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Well my skin matches my bikini now at least 😬
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My expectations for this NYE versus the reality
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Halloween may be over, but I'll still be your forest witch
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This is it guys. The one that finally broke me
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Omg fiiiiiine Here's your Sunday Bumday! I was distracted with getting my butt touched in real-life, geez
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BRISBANE You have tomorrow only to see me before I'm off to Melbourne I'll be back on Saturday though, don't panic MELBOURNE I have 2 spots only on the 13th & 14th Find details here; Your gal is busy, so get booking x
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Merry Fucking Christmas!
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Bought a bikini for pool hangs in Sydney but was too hung over to leave my bed A tragedy 😂
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"This world is full of poets, But she; She herself is poetry" Archana Bhandari
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This is my backyard for the next few days, so I'm not going to be answering my phone I'm not even going to pretend to apologise
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So grateful for my lovely clients 💓 I'm attending a concert I am SO excited for now thanks to a longtime reg The $$ I've spent on concerts, musicals & movies lately has been eye watering but I'd rather have the experiences than not Giftcards for these are always appreciated!
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