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Jake Morrison

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2 months

"Zionism... is a waste of Judaism."

From the samharrisorg community on Reddit: Chris Hitchens talks about Zionism and Israel

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Jake Morrison

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3 months

New Zealander of the Year nominations are now pointless. It’s this girl, who will also be the coolest kid at her school pretty much forever. #hesadickso

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Jake Morrison

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1 year

Three years ago today:

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A clever person made a clever comment today. Ardern is a strategic thinker. She'd thought this one through, and not just over the summer break. Knowing she'd become a hate magnet, and thus an electoral liability, stepping down was the most effective way to disarm the haters. 1/2

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That’s weird. I thought it was 10% of your income.

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1 year

Swarbrick for Mayor 2025

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3 years

Okay can I just share something freakin hilarious about this Jake Bezzant creeper? Here is a pic from his Instagram. Read the caption, then look carefully at the reflection in his sunglasses... what the actual?!

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This morning I forced myself to listen to Hosking for the first time. I think I lasted 20 minutes. It was a toxic slurry of shouty ads, Hosk being snarky, shouty ads, a guest being snarky, shouty ads and honestly WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THIS DUMPSTER OF BURNING CAT SHIT?

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2 years

Holy shit

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2 years

I see Northland is having a normal one #ChurArdern #Covidiot ☠️🤡

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1 year

@david_r_morgan Hey David, you know how people post pics of themselves on social media, right? They pick one of a hundred posed photos, then use filters to make the pic look even more betterer. But then one day you see a real photo, and you realise everything you believed is a lie. 🤡

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1 year

Knowing when to lead, and when to step down, *in the interests of the team* is true leadership. 2/2

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3 years

The haters can bitch and moan all they like, but the hard numbers cannot be denied. NZ has succeeded where most others have failed. Hundreds or perhaps thousands of dipshit right wing trolls owe their health and possibly their lives to this govt. maybe they should #ChurArdern too

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2 years

Watching Ashley Bloomfield‘s interview on 1 News, it really makes me wonder how anyone could possibly think such a thoughtful, gentle, compassionate man was a malign agent of a murderous globalist elite, hell-bent on injuring and killing the people he was charged to protect.

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1 year

@glocks75 You mean like Mike Hosking and Kate Hawkesby and Sean Plunkett and Ryan Whatshisdong and Rachel Smalley and Cameron Slater, and pretty much the entire New Zealand Herald editorial team and…

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2 years

@gyulahalasz @TheDweck Came here to say this. He didn’t invent Tesla. He didn’t create the technology. He bought his way in and then muscled various government agencies to give him billions in funding and tax breaks.

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1 year

The more I think about it, the more genius Ardern’s handover was. Her saying goodbye at Ratana, and having Chippie say kia ora at Waitangi Day is tu meke

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2 years

Lots on inflation on @1NewsNZ But unlike in the other countries we like to compare ourselves to, our media do not seem to be talking about corporate profits. This is a major driver of inflation. Why aren’t we talking about a windfall tax on oil, banking, supermarkets etc.?

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Jake Morrison

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8 months

Also, how awesome is it to see Jacinda Ardern living her best life, leaving our petty, mouth-breathing political shit fights far behind her? What a fuckin' G.

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Jake Morrison

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1 year

The noise reduction benefit of getting rid of traffic cannot be understated. On a day like this, lower Queen St is verging on a pleasant to visit. Great work @_chloeswarbrick and all the other agitators for positive change 👍

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Jake Morrison

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3 years

Re: #ChurArdern just a reminder that the Director-General of Health under the last National government wasn’t a doctor. He was an accountant. Just let that sink in for a minute.

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1 year

I’ll vote for Labour over National every single time, but McAnulty should not be standing in front of his party logo when he’s speaking as Minister for Emergency Management.

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2 years

Hey National, how's that Uffindell report coming along?

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3 years

Today the US recorded one million new Covid cases. ONE MILLION. Per capita that would be like NZ having ~14,000 new cases today. But we don’t. Because the govt stayed the course, ignoring the gibbering trashbats in National and ACT. #ChurArdern

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3 years

Have been at Ak hospital since 8am. A&E operating at “150% of capacity”. Tell me again about just ‘letting Covid in’? Dicks.

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3 years

No nonsense, with love and compassion. How awesome is Hone Harawira?

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2 years

Most things @davidfarrier reports on are, by his own admission, awful. But after today's awfulness, he appended an utterly delightful story. Bless your heart, Australian sport ball man!

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1 year

Funny how the self-proclaimed parties of ‘law and order’ can’t grasp the very basic concept that the Treaty is a legally binding contract, or that this has been tested many times in a legal system created by Pākehā.

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1 year

A frank defence of co-governance in the Three Waters reforms by local government minister Kieran McAnulty - full interview here

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Jake Morrison

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3 years

As someone who works for a multinational drug company, I’d like to make an educated comment about shipments of Pfizer vaccine to New Zealand. International logistics for medicine is complicated enough, without Covid. There are long leadtimes, massive amounts of paperwork 1/x

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Jake Morrison

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2 years

@1NewsNZ two of your reporters have described government action to support commuters with fuel and public transport subsidies as cynical. What is cynical about a government, you know, helping its people?

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2 years

@NoLieWithBTC Interesting that they were split almost down the middle... a sign of things to come. Heh.

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3 years

@JamieswainJamie @NZStuff Right above you, my guy

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Jake Morrison

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1 year

I’m already too much of a suck-up fanboy, but I have to say listening to @nealejones clearly and comprehensively dismantle Liam Hehir’s fact-free talking points was a very good way to start the week #nzpol

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4 years

Wouldn't it be amazing if Judith Collins and Gerry Brownlee responded to the Newshub poll with something like, 'Yes, the poll numbers aren't good for us. So we're going to work even harder to gain voters trust..." etc. But no, they prefer what amounts to science denialism. 1/n

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2 years

Imagine if Kelvin Davis, Peeni Henare or Willie Jackson had taken part in a thuggish schoolboy beating that led to them being expelled, and then removed reference to even going to that school from their CV and *Labour selectors had looked the other way*. It’s not just the 1/2

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Jake Morrison

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3 years

@SimeonBrownMP here is one of the many hardened criminals who smashed through the barrier to ride across the harbour bridge today. Arrest her!! #LiberateTheLane #RareMisstep #nzpol

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2 years

#ResignJacinda people: the PM won an outright majority. Why would she resign on the say-so of a tiny, miserable minority of sore losers? Good luck at the next election, but until then:

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3 years

it would be even worse to import too many batches too early and have them go to waste. So commentators and opposition pols, it’s not as simple as saying ‘jUsT oRdEr MoRe’ or ‘pAy MoRe mOnEy’. It. Just. Doesn’t. Work. Like. That. #nzlockdown #nzpol 3/3

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3 years

Hey #ResignJacinda people. Where's your evidence? Where are the dossiers, documents and sworn affidavits? Do you have any, or do you not believe in things like verifiable facts? Show us what you got, or shut the fuck up. #ChurArdern

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Jake Morrison

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1 year

So the police are charging the juice thrower. Okay so the next charge announced will be the motogoon who struck an MP on a pedestrian crossing. Right?

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3 years

@ericgarland @bex_stevenson This is extraordinary - thanks for sharing. Not fussed about drugs though (which will continue to be produced, transported and consumed no matter what). Bring me the corrupt politicians and corporate grifters!

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1 year

The footage of Chris Luxon launching Nation’s child tax credit policy is hilarious because pretty much everyone in the crowd would have had their last child around 40 years ago

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4 years

Hey NZ Greens, as I’m someone who earns over $100k and also believes in a fairer society

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1 year

THIS is what a leader does: take ownership, acknowledge the error, and get back to work. It’s something so many politicians still can’t get right. What a champ.

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1 year

Jake is right. The camera was set up when I arrived at my electorate office, but I should have picked this up. My fault, and so I apologise.

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5 months

@JulieAnneGenter IT’S BULLSHIT!!! OMG new meme incoming!!! 🔥✅

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2 years

@DrJenGunter @CBCTheNational What’s the great line about the role of journalism? You don’t get one person on the show arguing that it’s raining, and another person arguing that the sun is shining, you go outside and look at the fucking sky for yourself

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2 years

@oldmanliving @fasc1nate Fascinating

Here’s what triggers giant honeybees to ‘shimmer’ | Science News

A new study is revealing details about what sets off a defensive behavior in open-nesting bees known as shimmering.

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3 years

Actually, you semi-sentient spud, cows ARE man made! Do you see them in the wild? No, because we've been selectively breeding them for 10,000 years. And now there are around ten million of them in New Zealand (inc. beefies), with a BILLION worldwide. #groundswell

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2 years

@nezza @fesshole I’m surprised everyone is just assuming the story is true

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2 years

@nealejones I’d be a lot happier if the media stop referring to them as ‘protesters’. I think ‘anarchists’ or ‘angry mob’ would be a much more accurate catchall.

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2 years

fact of the Sam Uffindell beating at issue, it’s the fact that the party continued to push through his application. What does that say about the values of the party? What does that say about their lack of competence, let alone compassion for the victim? Another shameful episode

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8 months

@JordanUhl @publicaddress “The current wholesale slaughter of the Palestinian people, rooted in an ethno-nationalist colonial settler ideology, in continuation of decades of their systematic persecution and purging, based entirely upon their status as Arabs … leaves no room for doubt.” Dang.

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2 years

@NoLieWithBTC I was in Germany a couple of weeks ago, looking at a display about the Nazis. Early on, they formed a special task unit dedicated to ‘dealing with homosexuality and abortions’. America might not be gassing people yet, but they’re on that track.

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3 years

@easyelin @MelanieLGroves @Mackay_Coffee You can have your own opinions, but you can’t have your own facts.

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3 years

Molto bene! #COVID19nz

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3 years

Maybe I’m turning into an old commie, but what I think Ao/NZ could really do with right now is a 50 year plan. To sort all the big multigenerational stuff like poverty, education, health, retirement etc. We are never going to solve any of these issues three years at a time.

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1 year

@MariaSherwood2 I’m sure there’s a wall in his electorate office that doesn’t have his party logo on it. At times like this there needs to be a very clear separation between government and party.

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2 years

@davidfarrier @LAmag Don’t worry, the Iskanders still have two more kids! 🤯

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2 years

@jdavey_2 @JulieAnneGenter If you happen upon an 1980s car, it is quite astounding how tiny they are, even in comparison to their current iterations. Also, I was driving south out of Auckland today. I cannot effin believe that motorway widening is still a thing. 🤯

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3 years

@Suzyiam @FoxyLustyGrover This is my favourite thing at the moment

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2 years

@karenkho @BexGraham Isn’t American corporate culture absolutely terrifying? I work for an American company, but in New Zealand where we have significantly stronger employee protection laws. I love visiting the States, but absolutely, categorically 100% screw working there.

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2 years

@chaser Just want youse to know that we in NZ share your glee in the defeat of ScoMo. Good work Aussies

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3 years

Omg can you imagine AT saying this to drivers?! @JulieAnneGenter @EmmaMcInnes__ @BikeAKL

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3 years

A lot of anti-govt / anti-vax #ResignJacinda sentiment is based around freedom. My freedom to do this, my freedom to refuse that. But there's another kind of freedom; it's freedom *from*. Freedom from fear, freedom from disease, freedom from a death like this:

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3 years

I donated to @_chloeswarbrick ‘s campaign, and today I got a handwritten thank you card. Not some bullshit generic laser-print job, a proper individual hand-written thank you card from one of the busiest people in the country. To steal from a famous pol tweet, what a fuckin G!

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2 years

Russell Coutts has clearly lost his ability to judge a wind shift.

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1 year

@NewshubNZ Newshub bros, this article is verging on a conflict-of-interest. Supermarkets are some of your biggest advertisers. Running interference on the real story - their massive profit-taking over the last few years - by reporting on margin-of-error theft is bad, and you should feel bad

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2 years

Also noticed the bullshit language: Uffindell was ‘asked to leave’ the school. I think the word you’re looking for is ‘expelled’. Fuckers.

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3 years

@DrJinRussell @SiouxsieW This part of Dr Wiles’ essay nails what I now believe about society. Left vs right is actually we vs me. We’s cooperate outside family or tribe. Me’s do not. Empathy withers; they can’t see why anyone would do work without tangible reward. She must be up to no good.

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3 years

@nealejones I literally thought that was the same person. But here’s something that really stuns my mullet: Lux *wasn’t even in parliament* when Todd Muller was Nat leader. 🤯

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3 years

@PouTepou @JohnJCampbell If we weren't told which city this was in, I would have guessed Christchurch, first time, every time.

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3 years

complex chains of custody between the manufacturer, freight company, customs and so on. Then there’s the issue of expiry dates. Most pharmaceuticals are good for 18 to 24 months. The Pfizer vaccine is good for just *four* months. So while it would be terrible to run out 2/x

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3 years

Poison-pill stunt-monkey. Bullshit mayonnaise. A slurry of mendacious spew. Drag their dicks through the ringer... Rick Wilson continues to be one of the most colourful commentators on US politics.

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1/ Insanely busy day for reasons, but let me make a quick point while I wait for someone to do something on a project. The 1/6 Commission doesn't need to be bipartisan. 1996 called and wants their dumb trope back. The poison-pill stunt-monkey addition of...

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2 years

Damn straight. @GGrucilla and all the good peeps

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2 years

@fasc1nate Having your head on display in Paris was not always a good thing

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4 years

@David_Cormack Don’t. I know a guy who knew him pre-politics. He’s always been a shopping bag of knobs.

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4 years

@Tauranga2020 @LauraKneer @toddmullerBoP @HDPA @NewstalkZB Muller is a classic white male boomer: blissfully unaware of his massive lifelong tailwind. Only now is he waking up to his own mediocrity.

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3 years

@nealejones I reckon Andrew Little will go down in history as a serious, respected and consequential minister. Or to put it in more colloquial terms, he’s a fuckin boss.

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2 years

@phillippaonline @ClintVSmith IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?

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@emmawehipeihana Omg. My dad was the photographer Robin Morrison. When anyone tries to describe his work as ‘kiwi’ or ‘kiwiana’ I hold them down while his ghost punches them in the nuts

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4 years

@NewshubPolitics @nealejones Hang on... If their income has dropped by 30+% in the last month, does that mean their wealthy patrons simply stopped funding them? Also, why do they need a handout when there are so many kiwifruit picking and supermarket shelf stacking jobs going? Bootstraps, people!

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7 years

Humour/sarcasm: I like it. #nzpol #Labour

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2 years

@NoLieWithBTC Jesus. I don’t like this timeline where I agree with the Catholic church

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2 years

@todd_marohl @christogrozev “What is happening in Ukraine is a crime. And Russia is the aggressor here. And responsibility for this aggression rests on the conscience of a single man: Vladimir Putin. My father is Ukrainian. My mother is Russian. And they’ve never been enemies.

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3 years

@DrTomFrieden @carolecadwalla The first rule on the first day of university is label your graphs. Label your graphs! You lose significant marks in exams if you don’t… label your graphs! What are we even looking at? I have a pretty good guess, but I can’t be sure, because sir, you didn’t label your graph!!!

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1 year

@RawiriTaonui I remembered this today. It may be relevant to our interests

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3 years

Superb headline, devastating article.

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US Intelligence Warns Withdrawal Could Lead To Afghanistan Being Controlled By Afghans

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1 year

I say this every Hero and Pride parade day, and I’ll say it again: having a traffic-free road to play on should not be limited to just one day a year. More please! @_chloeswarbrick @RichardHills_ 🥰👍

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1 year

Suck it, Luxo!

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4 years

Hey ⁦ @NZNationalParty ⁩ tell us again how we should be more like Australia...

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2 years

You know what fucks me off about sneering National party criticism of Labour’s public home building record? They would have done none of this themselves. None of it.

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2 years

4 homes becoming 33 in Mount Albert thanks to @KaingaOraGovtNZ Close to frequent bus routes and the train stations, and less than a 10 minute walk to supermarkets and shops at St Lukes #DensityDoneWell

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Guyon stopping the PM mid-sentence to admonish her about how and when she should answer his questions. I found it distasteful. On the other hand, living in a democracy in which this is not unusual is a remarkable privilege. @NZMorningReport

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3 years

Find someone who gazes at you the way @JohnJCampbell gazes at @DrJinRussell 🥰😍🥰

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@laura8blum @jenjajeh Went in 2019. Drove from Golan to Eilat. Stayed in Tel Aviv, Haifa, the Old City, Eilat, and four nights in Ramallah. Visited Jenin, Jericho, Bethlehem, and Hebron. Even checked out towns along the Gaza border. Came home actually feeling traumatised.

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3 years

@phillippaonline I can’t remember where I saw this – you may well have posted it yourself!

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2 years

@FrancesMFDanger @GetCaughtLiving ‘Hmmm, “We’re stealing your shit, and if you resist, we’ll kill you” sounds familiar’ - every indigenous person ever 🤯😱😭

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3 years

@MorganGodfery This is relevant to our interests

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@kvetchings @MorganGodfery I remember how butthurt the Israelis got about it too. Top banana, that kid.

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3 years

@emmawehipeihana @DrJinRussell Outing myself as the author of the post. I'm so happy at how well it has been received :)

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3 years

Have been at Ak hospital since 8am. A&E operating at “150% of capacity”. Tell me again about just ‘letting Covid in’? Dicks.

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@AshPunch @nytimes The PB’s are an organisation. They have leaders, a charter, rules, etc. Antifa is not an organisation – it’s a loose grouping of anti-fascist protestors. The former is regarded as a white supremacist hate group by multiple govs and NGO’s. The latter is not. Jog on, mate

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