David Farrier @davidfarrier Twitter profile

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David Farrier

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i traveled to missouri to be with those desperately trying to stop the execution of marcellus “khaliifah” williams. this piece is quite long, and unpaywalled. please give it a read if you have time, and much respect to @madpmo and @innocence . please RT:

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David Farrier

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4 years

in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the plane landed

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8 years

i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately

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David Farrier

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2 years

oh boy

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David Farrier

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2 months

the subtitles "i hate you" will not stop displaying when i watch prime. turned them on and off again. action, drama, romance.... whatever i watch, i just have the words "i hate you" looking back at me. it's starting to affect the viewing experience & also my perception of myself

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David Farrier

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5 years

this is my review of cats

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David Farrier

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4 years

it’s so crazy — 5G continues to roll out across new zealand, and yet we have zero new cases of covid-19. this is blowing my mind! almost like there’s no link at all

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David Farrier

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4 years

i visit this swan daily, and can report she’s slowly gathering an army of eels

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David Farrier

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6 years

feel very anxious about this toilet

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David Farrier

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1 month

i think kamala is a much better option than donald trump for about 10000000 reasons. but hearing her talk about gaza like it experienced a power cut or something is fucking sickening

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

new zealand reacting to an earthquake

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David Farrier

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6 years

well, it’s official: new zealand has banned military-style semi-automatics & assault rifles, as well as all high-capacity magazines. so, so proud of this.

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3 years

i’d rather throw myself into a ravine

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David Farrier

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2 years

yes, it is accurate all new zealanders know each other

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

5 years

this was a news story in new zealand this week. this is it in its entirety: the headline, the story, and the photo. have a good and relaxing weekend, world

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David Farrier

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2 years

i guess america just really wants kids to be born so there are more to shoot dead at a school

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

people don’t like looking at themselves on camera or hearing their voice because it’s completely unnatural. our natural state is stuck inside ourselves, staring out at the world from our flesh cage. to suddenly be outside our bodies watching/hearing ourselves is akin to death

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David Farrier

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2 months

oh my god (this isn't me)

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David Farrier

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3 years

should i sell this man pictures of my feet for $2700

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David Farrier

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6 years

what a crazy alternative to thoughts & prayers

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David Farrier

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4 years

it’s a well documented story, but it’s a favourite of mine. for webworm members, here’s the story of tim, alastair, nigel, john, simon and freddy:

Flight 5390

The story of Tim, Alastair, Nigel, John, Simon and Freddy

www.webworm.co

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David Farrier

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1 year

wow cool new zealand just elected a deeply fundamentalist christian prime minister leading a party that hates poor people

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6 years

new zealand’s prime minister is wonderful

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David Farrier

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4 years

the best pharmacy is the pharmacy that had a pharmacy cat

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4 years

me 100 times a day

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David Farrier

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4 years

“censored”? you dumb fuck i’m in new zealand and i’m still listening to you drone on

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David Farrier

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6 years

there is some really good stuff on pornhub

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4 years

you’ve never loved until you’ve loved a duck

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David Farrier

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5 years

oh my gosh this is next level:

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David Farrier

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3 years

fuck kyle rittenhouse, fuck that judge, fuck the american justice system, fuck racist america

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David Farrier

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4 years

and you thought he couldn’t be any more annoying

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4 years

Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15

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David Farrier

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6 years

1/ this is a thread about my next documentary which is about a bird outside my house that is always sitting down. often it will sit on the doormat.

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David Farrier

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3 years

how do i suck dick if my mouth is shut

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

went into a store and the man said “are you david farrier” and i said “yes” and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “you havent done anything in a long time”

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David Farrier

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6 years

so basically i’m fucked

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David Farrier

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5 years

our prime minister here in new zealand is so cool. ahead of our 4-week lockdown, she sat down and did a facebook live just calmly answering questions. this is leadership.

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David Farrier

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4 years

this old girl is 20 years old. the loudest purr!

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David Farrier

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5 years

don't think i've ever felt more proud recently in a new zealander as with @taikawaititi . he makes films i enjoy - boy, wilderpeople, shadows, jojo --- some chill marvel / disney things -- but in my small experience, kind & generous af. & he's honest - calling shit out, always

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David Farrier

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6 years

send help

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David Farrier

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5 years

2020. you fucking idiots in charge who don’t get this: global warming is real

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David Farrier

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5 years

i was so out of my mind getting my feelings out, i got my own age wrong. i’m 36. also i wrote this for a publication but they refused to publish it, so here we are

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@davidfarrier

5 years

met daddy (his show is on this friday in auckland and you should go)

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5 years

Very (ahem) #tickled to meet ⁦ @davidfarrier ⁩ for coffee in Auckland just now. That’s me on the right.

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1 year

“a shell landed on”

The Associated Press

@AP

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BREAKING: One journalist was killed and six others wounded when an Israeli shell landed on a group of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon.

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David Farrier

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5 years

cannot stop laughing at everything about this

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David Farrier

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5 years

sam was hit my a car last night & passed away. she had a loving home, but for over a decade she’d wander down to the bench outside child, youth & family & give comfort to the 24/7 workers & stressed clients. old age never stopped her. humans could learn a lot from this cat. RIP.

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David Farrier

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6 years

this halloween i will be... louis theroux

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David Farrier

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4 years

all the fuckwits in new zealand politics (including profession grifters billy tk jnr and hannah tamaki) are getting utterly annihilated and i love the sanity of it

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

got my nails done they are geese one is running one is honking one is the queen and one has stolen a sandwich

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David Farrier

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4 years

i am learning and i am coming for you

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David Farrier

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3 years

this is accurate

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

sitting here in new zealand and the election results are coming in and it’s looking like a wonderful win for the left — what a wonderful response to 2020. with such great numbers for labour and the greens the future is looking bright i’m so happy

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David Farrier

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5 years

this is my wallet. i lose it in cabs, bars, ubers & airports and whenever i go back to find it, it’s never stolen or empty because everyone thinks it’s some disgusting kid’s purse

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David Farrier

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2 years

if you don’t accept trans people fuck off. ya’ll treating it like it’s a new thing — it’s not. fuck off you fear mongering knobs

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David Farrier

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7 years

hi australia, new zealand here. we've had same sex marriage for ages... and it has not fundamentally changed society. love, New Zealand

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David Farrier

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5 years

very loud obnoxious americans at a quiet new zealand beach, blasting the killers loudly. they went for a swim, at which point 15-20 large seagulls descended & ate all their food. listening to them trying to solve the mystery of their missing food afterwards made it all worth it

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David Farrier

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3 years

my gentle take on the best way to deal with covid hasn’t really changed: basically don’t be an asshole: wear a mask, space yourself out a little, dine outdoors, show your vaccination status happily, be kind to service industry workers, make life less about *you* for a bit

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David Farrier

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6 years

i just got absolutely taken down

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David Farrier

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5 years

meanwhile, in new zealand

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

3 years

conversion therapy has just been banned in new zealand — what a magnificent move, making it clear it’s not okay to fuck with someone for being themselves

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

watching HANNIBAL for the first time. i’m in heaven. this is the most beautiful show i’ve seen. mesmerised. mads mikkelsen and the love story that unfolds has me enthralled. it’s also the most violent and graphic show i’ve *ever* seen — how it originally aired i have no idea

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

auckland, new zealand, now

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

look around u

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

dunno if you guys have noticed but donald trump seems to be a bit of a cunt

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

@realDonaldTrump fuck you

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David Farrier

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6 years

you know what i’ve discovered this year? everyone is fucking crazy. all of them. all the people.

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David Farrier

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1 year

australia is so racist and embarassing

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David Farrier

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4 years

another day in paradise

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David Farrier

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4 years

fuck homophobes

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

5 years

i have a friend called kermath (a real name) & he exudes such a hectic energy it’s hard to capture but i think this is close

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

always shower with a parrot they love it, you love it, the whole world is better off with a parrot in a shower

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

2 years

ricky gervais being utterly predictable and mocking transgender people in his latest special. it’s fucking insane to me how we take some of the most vulnerable, marginalised people in society… and tear them apart to hundreds of millions on netflix like that’s okay

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

vote the fucker out

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

when a fiercely straight male hugs another male, he pats the back of his mate 2-3 times to signal it’s a purely heterosexual interaction. that is the rule.

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David Farrier

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4 years

asshole

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

i think when a plane is crashing the pilot should be able to flick a switch that gives free wifi to all the passengers so they can send final tweets or do a skype/facetime because filling in credit card details takes too long

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David Farrier

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6 years

universal studios is scary

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David Farrier

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5 years

appropriate ():

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David Farrier

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6 years

RT if u think season 2 of dark tourist should just be 8 episodes at a trump rally

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David Farrier

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1 year

bye twitter

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

7 years

welcome to new zealand where a blind polyamorous bisexual goose named thomas has died aged 40

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

me: *the london tube is miserable* the london tube: *excuse me have a basket of adorable puppies*

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

today i was lucky enough to meet a rare, majestic new zealand lion.

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

louis is the bomb, his stuff clearly informed my work so yeah, cheers this is cool

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

if your religion or idealogy or friends or family makes you hate or even dislike a different religion or ethnicity or sexuality then LEAVE. gtfo. limited time on earth. care for each other. don’t waste this one chance.

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David Farrier

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6 years

just ate a mcdonald’s breakfast at 4am while two flies sat there watching. this sounds really bleak but it was really nice. i gave each one of them a crumb and we all had a really nice time.

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David Farrier

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3 years

i love halloween in america it’s perfect

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

2 years

had the pleasure of watching RRR in a packed cinema. best cinematic experience i’ve ever had, hands down

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

i don't know why the pope is doing this but it's very funny

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

2 years

box me up in the coffin and lower me into the ground, i’m done

Stephen Fry

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2 years

I’ve just emerged blinking and trembling from MISTER ORGAN and couldn’t recommend a film more highly. If you want proof that fact is stranger than fiction - wow! Congratulations @davidfarrier - another fabulous achievement - go @BeyondFest

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David Farrier

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2 years

can’t believe how good new zealand is

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David Farrier

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6 years

all you need to see today carry on

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David Farrier

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3 years

just asking questions

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

6 years

here is some constructive viewer feedback

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

2 years

it's really simple: trans people tend to have a shit time of it in society why would you do anything else but support them, or just, i dunno, leave it your life isn't changing. your life will continue to be as good or as shit as it is now

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David Farrier

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3 years

and it returned a profit for the film commission you absolute knuckle dragging dimwits

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

5 years

oh my gosh @taikawaititi is so hot

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

had totally forgotten i'd met and kissed borat back in 2006, when i'd just gotten a job as an "entertainment reporter" in new zealand

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

not content with eliminating covid-19, new zealand also eliminates armed police patrols

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BREAKING! Together we pushed for it, and we got it. @nzpolice are scrapping the increased use of guns by police in New Zealand. This is following a massive push from the community following the murder of #GeorgeFloyd . Well done, Aotearoa.💚 #nzpol #ArmsDownNZ

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David Farrier

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1 year

remembered when i was backstage at a kiwi band’s show in LA and this kind shy woman looked so excited but also on her own so i talked to her to make her feel welcome and she was so nice anyway afterwards i realised it was kristen stewart

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David Farrier

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6 years

isn’t it funny how some days your brain says “you are cool keep it up good job” and then other days it goes “you fucking piece of shit” brain is also good at picking the days this happens (it isn’t this was a joke)

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David Farrier

@davidfarrier

4 years

this:

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FUCK IT! NOBODY WANTS TO SAY IT SO: BRYAN SINGER IS STILL OPERATING A SEX RING, AND HAS BEEN FOR TWO DECADES. EXPOSÉ THREAD ON HOW HE IS *STILL* CONTINUING IT AFTER BEING CAUGHT, NOW USING YOUNG INFLUENCERS. For legal reason, everything in this thread is alleged. #BryanSinger

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