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This will be an ongoing list of any new spotify playlists I curate through Twitter. The first one is the Sad music playlist.

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@cukienaknikmati

@red_barto

@AmbiVerse_art

@iujejo

@Hanbury3D

@mr_xtoon

@shi_li5412

@Faith_o

@ura_boy2385

@MurasD52510

@stw_pdg

@JanuWil

@AlliBlaine

@PhunkyHalifax

@raichxu

@BinorRaja

@maddie_demke

@suno

@stw_pdg

@AInokooo

@raichxu

@lilxwolfy

@SASATANICA

@vicar_st

@JackermanDev

@Magix_Group

@cere_v0

@penyukastw21

@HuronPark

@bokeplokalmalam

@tamarennka

@penyukastw21

@xnotx_snots

David Cormack

@David_Cormack

3 years

Pettiness I approve of

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2 years

i can't believe jacinda ardern met with boris johnson and now his cabinet is resigning. is there anything she can't do.

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David Cormack

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3 years

34 deaths is a fucking tragedy and i refuse to normalise this.

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4 years

arrivals from the UK have historically not worked out well for new zealand.

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2 years

the biggest driver of crime is poverty. national and act are soft on poverty, so actually they are the ones who are soft on crime. being tough on crime is really just being vindictive and tough on poorer people.

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3 years

Remember when the traffic light system got announced and heaps of us shat the bed cos we thought there'd be covid everywhere and DEATH? Credit where credit is due, the Govt and frontline workers have given us an actual summer so far and I'm fucking grateful.

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3 years

Siri what does fragile male ego look like

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4 years

before it left, did anyone ask Covid what it thought of NZ?

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4 years

More people have quit National than escaped from managed isolation.

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11 months

Fucking iconic

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3 years

The mother of the MIQ escapee called the cops on her son because of her concern for the community. I can't even begin to imagine how hard that must have been. What an absolute hero.

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David Cormack

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4 years

While I have voted Greens and support their wealth tax, that was before I knew National's @DavidBennettMP was proposing Lover Taxes.

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David Cormack

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3 years

Now in gif form

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David Cormack

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2 years

Wooh boy we are so fucked if national gets in next year.

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David Cormack

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3 years

Shit is about to pop off in our local FB group. The first post was this morning. The second came this evening.

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David Cormack

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7 years

@Evan_McMullin Yup. By not enforcing the sanctions on Russia as voted 419-3 by the House, and 98-2 by the Senate, @realDonaldTrump has breached the United States constitution, particularly Article 2, Clause 5.

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1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

11 months

winston hilariously go with labour/greens/tpm just for some more excitement

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David Cormack

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3 years

Lost it at Hallensteins today, wearing pants, fly undone but cock was hanging out, no SERVICE. Went 2 doors down and got a handjob at Barkers.

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3 years

here is my proposal to help labour in the polls: free dental care for all. the end.

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1 year

Man. This fucking sucks. Poor guy.

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David Cormack

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3 years

shout out to the 222 people who got the first vaccine yesterday.

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2 years

As a timeline cleanse from all the horrors of everything, today we're going to meet this guy with a view to buying him.

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4 years

Dude. Your vote literally imposes your views on someone else.

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1 year

Christ. The Voice vote got destroyed too. Bad day for many of us who believe in making it better for those who need it most.

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David Cormack

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2 years

Umm

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

2 years

All those photos of National MPs ditching their masks or celebrating "freedom" is a bit fucked, eh.

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David Cormack

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1 year

I certainly didn't expect the result to be this skewed. I hope National is good for all New Zealanders. I fear it won't. Us left folk gotta fight eh. Fight and organise and figure out what we stand for.

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2 years

SOUND THE NEW ZEALAND RELEVANCE KLAXON

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David Cormack

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3 years

i feel that our schools need to do a better job of teaching people exactly what communism is.

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David Cormack

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4 years

Govt saved $14B in case Covid flared up again. National pledged to spend that on roads. Just outlining facts.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

7 years

Hell of a photo

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

2 years

@brikeilarcnn ... Isn't the president the commander in chief?

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

4 months

It's weird that making beneficiaries poorer is supposed to motivate them to get richer by getting a job. But we motivate wealthy people by giving them more money through tax cuts?

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@NZQandA

4 months

"You know how they'll receive more? By getting a job." Nicola Willis responds to concerns about beneficiaries getting smaller increases than they otherwise would have - full interview:

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David Cormack

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3 years

does anyone else think australia only got invited into the nuclear submarine club because without them it would have been USUK

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David Cormack

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3 years

I hear Simon Bridges is leaving to run an airline so he can tell everyone he used to work in parliament.

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1 year

As one of those "Jewish Kiwis" i cannot begin to tell you how angry this tweet from this grifter makes me.

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3 years

sucks for the UK, going back into covid restrictions. just goes to show all those clowns who said the rest the world was moving on and NZ was being left behind were fucking wrong. cough nickmowbrayrussellcouttsnationalact cough

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1 year

New billboard in the Hutt.

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David Cormack

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1 year

Omg who did this

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2 years

The difference between Millenials and the next generation is that my generation would've dropped nuts as soon as we were asked to repeat it. This dude had no hesitation. Respect.

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10 months

We're going to become a joke

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2 years

these protesters can absolutely get fucked. we've taken greta to some drag shows and drag readings and she loved those shows more than anything else we've taken her to.

'Distressing': Auckland library closes after protesters target drag performer's storytelling

The event was part of Pride Fest Out West, and involved dancing, songs, and stories.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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7 months

I'm shocked that the man who showed up to the Parliamentary protest continues to be a huge bellend.

Coutts says Hector's dolphin isn't endangered, criticises officials

The SailGP chief executive Coutts hits out at the “extreme” management plan "forced upon" SailGP and says NZ is "handcuffed" by bureaucracy and red tape.

www.1news.co.nz

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David Cormack

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1 year

Obviously I'm biased. But the Greens seem to be the only party consistently putting out well thought through policies that aim to actually help the country.

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1 year

The Green Party is proposing making solar panel and EV charger installation in rentals tax deductable for landlords. Party co-leader James Shaw says landlords who swap gas appliances to electric ones will also benefit.

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David Cormack

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4 years

i made a better one

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4 years

if todd mcclay objects to 7 buses arriving in rotorua without heads up, he will have his mind blown when he finds out about colonisation

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2 years

FUCK HIM UP, MICKEY

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

1 year

if you really wanted to crack down on gangs, wouldn't you legalise/nationalise drug sales and take away a lot of their revenue?

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

4 years

Choose your fighter

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

4 years

me when dad says we can go to mcdonalds on the way home

Simeon Brown

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4 years

Have a good day Jeremy.

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David Cormack

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4 years

I genuinely believe that one of the reasons our politics aren't as fucking batshit as UK, Aus and the US is because we don't have Murdoch Media.

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David Cormack

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4 years

All these fucking media personalities coming out hard against cannabis legalisation when they'll all be massive coke fiends is hilarious.

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David Cormack

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6 years

@xLiserx We kept getting asked all through years of infertility. Eventually we took your route and just said "we're trying but failing". Made people shut up real fast.

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David Cormack

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4 years

James Shaw makes a mistake worth $11M. Judith Collins: resign! Paul Goldsmith makes $4B cock up. Judith: hardly a matter of a life and death is it.

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David Cormack

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2 years

Oof.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

4 years

weird how national wants to freeze the minimum wage but is against freezing rents.

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@David_Cormack

4 years

i'm just trying to imagine the sort of voter who goes "ah! national wants to take away mandatory lunch breaks, that's the party for me".

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

2 years

Why are these cups everywhere? Who makes them? Have they made millions?

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@David_Cormack

2 years

I can't watch the Luxon interview on #nzqanda , as soon as Luxon gets pushed away from his default messaging he just flails. As a comms person it's horrendous to watch. I just saw @jacktame get him to concede that National's tax cuts would be inflationary, so nice work Jack?

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4 years

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER NEW ZEALAND SCIENCE VS SIMON BRIDGES' INSTINCT

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

3 years

Ummm so National was talking to the protesters? I thought @chrisluxonmp said they weren't?

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

2 years

I have found hell

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@David_Cormack

1 year

"Here's the guts of it". Excellent political comms. No notes.

antihobbes

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1 year

Kieran McAnulty is pretty good at this gig

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1 year

Chippy did not come to fuck around tonight

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3 years

if you're going to schedule a facebook live at the same time as the 1pm press conference then this is going to happen. what is going on.

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2 years

Who looks at the state of... everything... And goes "ah the biggest problem facing Aotearoa is those lazy young people"

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@David_Cormack

1 year

FUCK HIM UP JAMES

Green Party NZ

@NZGreens

1 year

And again, here’s @jamespeshaw absolutely shutting down National’s climate change spokesperson on @NewshubNationNZ 😃✅

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11 months

Pretty dark day, fam. Pretty, pretty dark.

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3 years

What an entrance

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1 year

This is the very defintion of populism. Ignoring scientific evidence for political point scoring. Gangs are bad, no doubt. But when you've got advice on how to address them which you choose to ignore... it's pretty bad.

Chris Luxon rejects Chief Science Advisor's report on gang harm reduction

National Party leader Christopher Luxon is disputing a report from the chief science advisor which says New Zealand cannot arrest its way out of the gang problem.

www.rnz.co.nz

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2 years

How is it that cannabis has rebuffed inflationary pressures since forever, but cheese just goes up exponentially? Why are drug dealers more ethical than big business?

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3 years

They never learn

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David Cormack

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2 years

I think what must really rile Seymour about Ardern is that she will have a legacy, be written about, be remembered. He will be completely ignored, and so he rages impotently against being so much less, and so easier to forget.

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2 years

What I don't get about ol mate Luxo is that his fuck ups are so avoidable. Absolute unforced errors. Suggests he's a man with horrendous political instincts. Which then calls into question Key's judgement.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

6 years

My uber driver and I were discussing what makes 'Kiwi culture' and he said that since moving here he'd noticed that we "rebelled against sophistication" which I think is the best way I've ever heard it put.

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1 year

Jesus christ.

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2 years

when are we gonna start talking about the fact that Luxon is far closer to Muller than Key, in political ability?

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2 months

fuck he's good eh. got to call the government racist in the house without breaching any fucking dumb rules. and also just called them out on racism.

Christopher Luxon NatGPT

@rugbyintel

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You might think McAnulty has a point calling myself and my fellow Nat party MPs spineless and gutless for supporting Act's racist bill, but I just put it to you that you must then call Labour MPs spineless and gutless for not making him their leader.

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David Cormack

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3 years

my mother has sent me an utter trainwreck of a meme "lettuce us"

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@David_Cormack

4 years

New Zealand so fancy.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

1 year

Sad day eh. Thinking of the things we're going to lose and the people who will get hurt by this change. Yes Labour has not been left like i want them to have been, but by God they're better than the alternative.

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1 year

boy it seems a lot of ACT's candidates are bad people. why is it that party that seems to attract awful folk? what could possibly explain this mystery

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

10 months

I admire this government's commitment to doing the opposite of what so much research says. Incredible hubris.

Minister pulls brakes on cycling and walking initiatives

In a letter to local authorities, Transport Minister Simeon Brown said he told Waka Kotahi to halt work on cycling and walking initiatives.

www.rnz.co.nz

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@David_Cormack

2 years

"No free ride!" says the man who was CEO of the one company that the government bails out every time it fails.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

2 years

wild timing that Todd Muller announces he's standing down from parliament in June 2021, sam uffindell lives in Todd's electorate, and in the next month, Sam calls his victim to apologise.

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2 years

So where is David Seymour? His electorate was badly flooded, there's sewage leakage, making clean ups hazardous. There's an evacuation centre in Mt Eden. What's he doing other than moaning about school closures? Even Simeon was out there in his weirdly clean clothes.

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3 years

Boomers, if you're worried about the price of coffee, stop buying houses.

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2 years

gonna be a shit year. the least labour could do is just decriminalise all drugs and give us a few months of a real good time before we welcome in gilead.

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David Cormack

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1 year

This is just a lie. The Greens are offering a bigger income tax cut than National is.

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1 year

National is the party of lower taxes. Labour, Greens and Te Pāti Māori will always tax you more.

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David Cormack

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2 years

lovely kiss off

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

3 years

has anyone pointed out to luxon that a lot of the mandates he's decided national is opposing were put in place by private businesses?

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

4 years

can we just not just make it illegal to own more than ... say 3 houses?

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

1 year

i am genuinely flabbergasted at the public transport fare increase national is proposing to fund their tax cuts. i did not realise they would be that spiteful. especially because we want to incentivise more PT use.

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David Cormack

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3 years

I see the usual grifters are out trying to portray the protesters as "the working class", and those who oppose it as "the elites". How embarrassing for them. I'll always oppose nazis and white supremacists.

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

6 years

Well this image has to be fucking confusing for @NZNationalParty

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David Cormack

@David_Cormack

10 months

Cool. Your centrist brain allowed the most right wing Govt to form in 30 years but it's fine, cos it was just vibes. Nothing to do with having the most uninspiring policy platform ever and standing for absolutely nothing. This is a dogshit stance.