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@ericburton

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2 years

@Flubadub4 @HolidayKirk They were definitely both around at the same damn time.

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@mesyedeeds @TheeOnly_Shadi Bruh like what? Our friendships last forever so we must lack depth and hate each other? 🤣🤣🤣 I guarantee you ain’t NO man purposely hanging out with someone they hate for their entire lives ☠️☠️☠️

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@philomenahhh @Adikaguna @hanamymood @Iaurentrack2 Short answer:

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@SadakuC @ZaayTovan @StepNya Everybody nigga

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@PorygonEnjoyer @AdsoOfBelk No you didn’t.

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3 years

@ParryWinkle17 @BenH343 @MeaghanCloherty @PupilofdaEye What the fuck is a “vacation?” I’ve googled it but I’m not understanding.

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@j_b_kennedy @icedrachellatte Even in LA when the smog is bad. That’s why they wear them in Japan and China I believe.

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2 years

@_blessheem @Outrage_Art @nunyabiz222 @DavidKalvinJr Got em in a few places in Louisiana: 1 of the longest bridges in the world from Mandeville to Metairie, LA via the Causeway Toll Bridge. Bridge got its own police force & got helicopters thatll mark ya for speeding & have ya pulled over as soon as ya make it to the other side.

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@Lorica1111 @1929stockcrash No, it is not “Capricorn Coded” — you just made that up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@BeanBoyooo @lporiginalg Damn bro. You can delete this practically any time you want, ya know?

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3 years

@Gamin_Watch @ParryWinkle17 @BenH343 @MeaghanCloherty @PupilofdaEye Damn do you have to rob people to be able to afford that? Because I don’t wanna go back to prison.

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@cosentinglo @esjesjesj @MattBinder No he’s literally just THAT out of touch with the rest of the world.

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4 months

@JaylaDream @TheSolalupus @Rothmus People SHOULD shame the mother. People shame the father when HE leaves. Why NOT shame the mother when SHE does?

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@MastaMeister @AFTAlonzo @good_knights21 @MediumSizeMeech Men can have whatever opinions they want... but if it’s a stupid fucking opinion, ppl are gonna say shit. Why tf you jumpin in front that dick anyway bro?

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@SGA_FLA @ginnyhogan_ You DO realize you’re responding to comedienne’s joke with your own, serious, political jargon and rhetoric, right? Talk about things going over peoples’ heads. . .

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@Evaniskii @SanGringoCorp @FriedOkraTime @natevander100 @katyesterday Moral of the Story: Lawyers are Criminals.

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@JenniferAnn56 @FeralHeather @daviddoel Please leave.

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4 months

@tebohn1962 @NickKnudsenUS I love it when they bring up manipulated unemployment statistics that don’t include all the people that stopped looking for jobs and aren’t considered part of the labor force anymore and are thus: not unemployed! crazy how you can not work and not be unemployed!

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@FJakaBamBam @msaraivaf @acer_ed @thisisfoster If you’re anyone… it should be free. That’s just my opinion.

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2 years

@RileyWritts @yungskuntebony THANK YOU. I be reading stuff like this like “why does it matter AT ALL?”

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3 years

@Di_Chandler1 @cajun_made1970 @MargaretOrr If ur REALLY from NOLA then u know there ISNT a nice side of the tracks. Theres neighborhoods w/ nice houses but not places EXEMPT from the crime & violence thats plagued the city for decades. Yes, its BEEN happening (duh!), but its not right! Like @MargaretOrr said, it’s insane!

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@CarolinaBluCrab @kirawontmiss “The Other Guys” — people are unbelievable.

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@friar_folly @ZaayTovan @StepNya That’s called just being normal.

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@TreBryant_9 @KameronBennett Mane she leaving in the ambulance bruh

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4 months

@lisastewart59 @CollinRugg @therealZNO Unfortunately they don’t give people actual mental health counseling behind bars. It just makes people worse, and more dangerous. And be it that he’s 18, he prob has no adult criminal record, which will make sentencing lighter (1st offense always is).

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3 years

@_respectthamawb @YaYaaMoney Double parking is when you park in the road next to a vehicle that’s parallel parked, blocking them in & messing up traffic. Usually in big cities where a lot of parallel parking is done. What YOU did is take up two spaces. Which is JUST as absolutely unnecessary, like.. always.

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@AnaAzucar @heyyitsjanea @FLOB0UND Prolly just think ppl needa mind they business like they used to. My aunt was like that. DEEP South Louisiana. Look: ALL PDA is obnoxious. Ppl ain’t did that @ family functions, gay OR straight. We minded our own so everyone was good 🤣 this was the 80s. They married now tho!

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@jamiesahn5838 @PMA500KING @KILLTOPARTY And?

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@AdamConover9 @Shea_Aidele @magstarrrr @keyofB_Platt @TigNotaro That’s more of a cult favorite than a popular role so I can see both sides… as well as just knowing him as “Mayhem.” 😂😂😂

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@thesafestbear @themoralskeptic @ZubyMusic @RobertKennedyJr Again, it doesn’t leave us with any options.

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@blutegelgheist @ghostfartninja @bookwoof I think y’all are both wrong, bc I’ve never seen a butt that looked like human hearts 🤷‍♂️ Maybe a peach, tho 🍑 😂

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@ClaireMax Jesus Christ, you just might be the most insufferable person on twitter.

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@lastandalways @MattTheWizard01 @conureCC They won’t be able to. We nipped that shit in the bud like 80 years ago, and will do it again: as you’ve just seen in this video.

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@JWhat29 @blvckkgrip @kirawontmiss Yupppp all they getting is their cut of tickets, and after the venue, booking agent, manager and promoters get their cut… it ain’t much! And with zero food/drink sales, the venue might take that cut out of your ticket sales. Sometimes they have to make a certain amount off that.

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@iioulos @apurv_anand @crystalandqueue @InternetH0F Both of those people obviously have complexes. Every short guy does and every tall woman does.

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@Miz_Illuzion @Chooka2K Why are you talkin about this?

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@cherryraes @Costnad @jaxajueny Mila Kunis could be their cool, super hott auntie.

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@Amoiimo @Akrsiibtw @hardevrythng There is a well in that case. Well, in that case…

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@Ar3youSc4red @Kg815ILL @barstoolsports No one thinks Ja is a thug except for Ja. That’s the whole point. HE AINT.

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@Allenin1776 @BldeBrwn @7Veritas4 @elonmusk Bet he won’t

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@Talon1776 @VaushV @GoodPoliticGuy Why do people in the middle of nowhere wanna control how the people in big cities live so badly?

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@pierbiwierbi @CollinRugg Sounds like a really good man to me. He admitted he couldn’t save his son, but he’s trying to save other peoples sons and daughters.

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@indiansfan101 @BrutalCams Guillotines tend to make people not okay.

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2 years

@iconiksongs Changed history? Never even heard it. Maybe Jimi Hendrix. Maybe John Lennon. Prince. Michael Jackson. NWA even. Billie Eilish? Cmon..

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@JosslynRiley @datepatience @MichaelaOkla If they have a “medical dorm” they’ll put you there. It really depends on the facility and the people working there. Also how long they think you’ll be there. So many factors. Some of it can be just how someone is feeling that day.

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@aasstroboyy @donotatagain @dejasuniverse @jada_what And she’s not wearing shoes. They’d be the same height without them, though.

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@1DirtyAnt @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Shiiiiiiiiit that dude ain’t have SHIT on him — not getting out right in front the cops like that. He just said “nah bruh hold up unlock this shit you trippin son”

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@TravelsCharlie @GotThisSalamis @Jennhatesyou @666evayiXXX @jzux You’re pushing the boundaries of twitter intelligence with that one. The twitter response to that would probably be “lol wut?” But you hit the nail on the head, lord 🤣

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@ErickKhan_ @JoeKassabian 90-100 is literally the average human.

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@ghostlyfeya @quinnsreads When papers are required to be a lot longer than that for no purpose other than an arbitrary rule, you get people just rambling about nothing just to cover the space. It’s dumb.

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@ErickKhan_ @DailyLoud That shit is absolutely either AI or it’s just a regular selfie that was heavily edited, and she happens to be wearing an Orange shirt. It’s obviously got filters on it if it’s a real picture, but that definitely ain’t a mugshot. Where’s the height indicator for one?

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@MarkDahler @Oilfield_Rando No. They’re actually out working.

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3 years

@WalrusGumbootz @atdanwhite Are you sure you read the same tweet that I did? Because all I saw was a dude made to feel awkward by his friends conversation, as well as his inability to relate to them with his response. He just ended up weirding them out with something he didnt wanna say in the first place.

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@Tez1978_ @InsaneRealitys @ezm488 Yes? Anything! Bro I see that happening to a child I will fucking DIE trying to keep that dude from leaving.

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@BenJustJamin13 @thatchthoughts @bfg1963 @shay3322 Man ain’t it!? “He wants to take credit for her accomplishment” is the most psycho crazy shit I’ve ever heard.

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@Ethmojins @JohnnyX962756 @MomsPostingLs Yep! She is still unhappy and wants all of her videos taken down 🤣

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@ray_885 @missed_3pointer @TruffleButterNY @IAMSHO_NUFF You think 2023 is the first time someone has pimped out their ol lady? Cmon man prostitution is the worlds oldest professional.

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@infograph_mp4 @fanboistan @SenojThe7th @JoeKing22854424 @daniellaalonsy @DailyLoud Not everyone is gonna like everything. Doesn’t make their musical taste good OR bad. If that album is SO good to you, that you feel like you gotta do all THAT… well idk what to think, really.

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@SkyNoilaire @moonies1eepy It’s probably happened to literally every guy. I think it happens all the time, and I think MOST times they genuinely cared and were interested in the person, and that’s WHY they developed REAL feelings, and when they get shut down, they’re crushed and don’t wanna be around em.

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@feltedhedgehog @WillSloanEsq I was just about to say this dude is about to sneeze I KNOW FOR A FACT.

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@cajun_made1970 @MargaretOrr Your commentary on the lovely @MargaretOrr was completely unfounded & arbitrary, plus most likely biased, as well 🤷‍♂️ Based on that: It seems like more negativity should be directed at you than her.

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@cnpenguin25 @kfmcgahey @XAVIAERD You can’t steal something that can’t be owned, dumdum. Those people that were brought here were sold off by their OWN people, too. If you go back far enough in anyone’s history, you’ll find ancestors that were enslaved. Damn near everyone has been through some shit at some point.

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@Daramgar @RonjonShop36829 Because you’re not supposed to.

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@Andrew13610 @Fargengru1 @leodddd @TheConnedsumer @whoismrzero @doggiefool @LissaJoStewart I’ve cut my neighbors lawn just because many times. I don’t do it much now because I don’t have a lawn anymore so I only have a weed eater now — but i always edge their sidewalk and stuff… literally for no reason other than sometimes it needs it. Some people are SO weird 🤣

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@terry_gisi @lunarautumn_ Remember: when he was convicted that was just the first time he got CAUGHT — not necessarily the first time he ever did it. Unfortunately, odds are he’ll try it again. Recidivism rates across the U.S. are highhh asf…

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@cajun_made1970 @MargaretOrr Simply put... People should WANT to listen to someone who comments on the current factual events (like @MargaretOrr ). NOT you: someone who merely states unsolicited opinions based on unfounded claims & arbitrary assumptions. #SorryNotSorry #TeamMaggieO

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@TimeBeRealMan @theoooeooo @koinly Well, Theo did laugh his “ass” off at you… but that was definitely warranted. Let me get this straight: Trump is to blame to her conviction?? Man, I’m no Trump supporter — but lord y’all must be related to Stretch Armstrong & the Elastic Man the way y’all reachin for shit.

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@angrykrakoan @cerotez It took me a second to realize you were trying to say Danny Devito and not Demi Lovato

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@BlackheartSora @deathcarpets @gayTSmcfadden The creation of content is not creation at all and it’s not fun. It’s copying other things you’ve seen done for clout so you can get some too bc you want to be SEEN enjoying pancakes. NOT fun. Talking shit about people because they weren’t a good prop in your background isn’t fun

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@ShadTheGoddd @fcknlisa Israel is actually doing something good, though.

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@aliyahInterlude Yeah, you know they got 10 million laying around just for a Beyoncé walk-thru! 🤣🤣🤣

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@Atla5drugg3D @PerisCast @NoMoreHate17 @DGlaucomflecken So you have to continue school after med school to get your PhD?

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@JesseMBRFGC @Mr_Andrew_Fox Haha I can tell within the next 5-10 years you will not be a “leftist” Most leftists grow out of it shortly after they realize the things you just stated…

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@shareurmic @GnosisWolf @PicturesFoIder Nah a strong father doesn’t shelter his children from the world and raise little bitches.

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@ChinManLee @leahmcelrath YES WE DO!

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@TheSilv3rBrok3r @friar_folly @ZaayTovan @StepNya Uhhh it’s literally normal.

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@purityboys @Daramgar @RonjonShop36829 Says biology.

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@truthtellerGB @RMorganC @ThomasWillett9 It literally is.

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@cajun_made1970 @MargaretOrr Say why ya coming at @MargaretOrr like that? She said that something bad that happened in the city “was insane” and she was 100% right about it. That doesn’t mean her head’s been in a hole — it means she’s commenting on current events like good reporters/journalists tend to do.

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@icbmbliss @justxseptit @Ultrasolgaleoz1 @AshJubilee No. That’s just a normal human. It doesn’t need a new catchy name. It’s okay to be different and weird. A trans woman is just that. A TRANS woman. That’s not a woman. And that’s okay! People used to embrace being different. Now everyone has to be told they’re the same?

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@WingardiumLevz @Number______01 @themanojvarma @wildtiktokss Exactly, and they can still invest money… and let interest accumulate for hundreds of years — buy property in 1859 for $2, and 200 years later it’s worth 3.5 million. It’s pretty simple really. And they can convince people to just give them money or free rent etc

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@Ikeatroll @GarbageHuman24 Nazi

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@gothpossum420 @LifesNotFoehr @alliumseed @YSLmookie @saviorsoulctrl Who is “y’all” in this context? And I thought it was painfully obvious that was a joke about Tom Cruise… sorta.

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@iconicgraphicz @MilkVomit_1 @PicturesFoIder She’s literally making it about their race.

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@doktah_jay @Alphafox78 “Damnit, Debra! How come I’m always the one that has to clean the coffee machine!?”

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@Keegan503987301 @ThaPillCosby @bstrat515 @NoCapFights I recommend not going to ANY restaurant EVER again if you’re worried about that 🤣🤣

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@MartinSugarReal @Freedom_Meme @DaRumbling Bro it’s obviously addictive. Look at you! You would just rather use the free stuff and that’s okay. When I was a heroin addict, I would have loved it if there was a free option out there… it doesn’t mean that it’s not addictive if it’s free.

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@WomenDontLoveYu @ForYouClips He ain’t “let her” do shit. He paid her 40 bucks 🤣🤣

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3 years

@MC_Columns @Erkhyan @swamp_land I think it’s a combination of the two honestly. Add that to a war in the Middle East that’s been raging for approximately a thousand years & a general distrust for our government and you’ve got all the ingredients necessary for 9/11.

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@CySecSolomon @lporiginalg I doubt they’re much heavier. These people are known for their replicas being VERY realistic. Even if it’s not exact — give ya boy a little time and he’ll be Wyatt Fucking Earpason, lemme tell ya.

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@EEggland @KaMillYon1 @mesyedeeds @TheeOnly_Shadi She ain’t gon fuck you, Ethan.

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@ZUkpolo @BasheerTK_ @PicturesFoIder Shit they might can at your house but not mines! 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

@californilone @historyinmemes Bruh just get offline and stop watching the news. The real world actually doesn’t have barely any trans folk in it. A grown adult can do what they want. None of that shit even matters. Its like 1 in 250k tops. Over 30 it’s more like 1 in 10 million. It’s just a topic to distract.

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@OnIyCon @tatsmith3 @OthelloLovedDes @littylaurzz @KimKardashian Perks? What are you 12? Grow up and do real opiates like heroin. You’ll thank me later. And curse me even later.

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@xLilMeepx @jtdaio @Ahhshley216 @SnapsCube @killerabbid You sound like you just want to be a victim.

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2 years

@AHeffaa @_blessheem @Outrage_Art @nunyabiz222 @DavidKalvinJr Yeah I’ve always figured it was a common thing. If Louisiana’s corrupt-azz govt can stop lining their pockets long enough to find the funds for that stuff, then ANY state can (and SOME counties/parishes). 💸💸💸

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@Ryulightorb @litninglikeafox @edzitron No — at 78F/26C, humidity is NOT making a difference. I live in Southeastern Louisiana — in the swamp, where humidity gets higher than that when the temperature is around 100F, making the heat index 115F or higher. 26C is just slightly warm, a nice day 🤣🤣

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@gabbytriolo @khoisanthesen @everythng_dop3 I don’t think they meant they wanted THOSE specific parts of the relationship. Only the “sliding for her man” part — not all the extra stuff. ☠️☠️☠️

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@ValerianTexas @SaintsGameday @Saints All cash and coins CAN be accepted as legal tender, but private establishments can chose what they accept as forms of payment.

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