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@Ahhshley216

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Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2014
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Please please come adopt at the Baytown animal shelter, only $10 adoption fee..
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@UHouston @deaunteee Hey @UHouston would you dm me about the time your parking person ticketed me even though I payed and also almost hit me with their UH work truck because they don’t obey traffic signs? :)
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
I’m in Dallas so @taylorndean if youre reading this im free tonight at 8 i just want to let you know i am free tonight pls respond if you would like to hang out on this day which is saturday when i am free at 8 so we can hang out
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@westheghost For some reason you’re giving me depressed Ben Affleck vibes
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@biboofficial He’s skinny so you know he’s packing, it’s a win win
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
@imsosadzz @justshitbul You don’t want it
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
We scootered around all of Nashville last night, enjoy
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Feel the bern yet, dude?
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
Twitter is a dating app
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Josh Katz i am free tonight if you are free tonight let me know since that is when i am free, tonight if you want to hang out tonight together im free
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
The 70s mullet makes me feel like I need to pick up an electric guitar and a cocaine habit
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@Ahhshley216
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1 year
@SnapsCube @killerabbid The adhd struggle is that I can’t build a habit and I only hyper focus and give 150% so I do that for four days or four months and the first day I falter or take a break it’ll never happen again 🥲 will try again in 7 to 365 business days
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Did I sit in my driveway for an hour and cry to @Badflower in my car? Yes Am I gonna stop and go inside? No
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@Fina_Ann645 @kekeyatana Maam why are you sleeping with anyone without protection that you think you have to check like that? That argument doesn’t even begin to make sense
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Thank you baby yeezus
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
I want to be her and I also want her
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☆ CRAY ☆
5 years
>:)
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
I’ll never get over the lighting in Mia’s room
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
We only rock Armani in this house
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
My 73 Y.O. Nana just sat me down for two hours to talk about death and why I should be a stripper
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
Same energy
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Monday ——> Saturday
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@damnitjeremyy Twitter is a godless place
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Freckles r out to play
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
Covid was such a reset that we should say we’re in year 3 now. Everything before was BC. Before covid.
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Ass on main
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
What if I simply didn’t go back to work after my break
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Okay I'm done thanks for putting up with me and all my photos today guys you are all amazing and I appreciate you
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
One time a girl with my same name and same age killed someone in Houston and they didn’t attach a photo of her to the article, so people I was friends with started sharing it with the “ I always knew she was weird”
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
We got matching knits but he wasn’t enthusiastic about documenting it
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
@adamacid @TreyKassed @silverface_ @lilydont To be fair these men just REALLY know what they want
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Ps enjoy these late photos
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
I accidentally moaned during my yearly woman’s check up and I wanna die
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Found out my rapist is in prison!! my case fell flat but those child porn cases didnt. Rot, C :)
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
If you notice a bitch getting thicker, mind your business. The club chefs have noticed my penchant for garlic bread & has since been feeding me infinite carbs
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
I feel more like myself than I ever have with my new haircut and that sounds so stupid out loud but my body dysmorphia is down like 50% and I feel comfortable as me? Magical
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@Ahhshley216
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1 year
anyone else's seasonal depression have extra seasoning this year
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@Ahhshley216
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1 year
I personally feel like Max and Ruby was what gave me autism
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Babe I don’t care if you slept with other women but you made them a playlist? Crossing a boundary
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
Up to no good
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
It’s midnight and this is a photo dump of when I thought I was cute
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@Ahhshley216
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7 years
Ya girl as hot as the weather
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Someone tone my blonde soon pls
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
What if we were quarantined together haha jk....unless?
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
Stepping’ out into midtown 🤪
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@Ahhshley216
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1 year
That guy is so wok N roll
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Quick update
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
I had three beers last night and put my cooter on a heater and told my bf I’m warming up thanksgiving dinner
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
Liked the fit so much we’re posting it on every platform
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
💖
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Just worked a 40 hour week in three days, can I get a W in the chat for having four days off now
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Finally got a tan line the first week of fall lmfaooooo
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Also I’m just fucking cute
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
Sharing this again because you all deserve to see my cat
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
I may not be smart, but god I wish I was woefully stupid. Imagine how much easier life would be if you were utterly unaware how awful it is.
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@Ahhshley216
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6 years
Breakfast in bed
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
Someone broke into my house and my dog did not even bark once, fake friend
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
Omg Ciano proposed
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@Ahhshley216
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1 year
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@DontShowYourCat
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1 year
the yarn fought back
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
From an unhealthy 90 to healthy 115 and I couldn't be more proud of myself.
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
I would just like to mention that my waist is snatched and I feel hot today. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
Body posi Halsey look alike hi
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
I wanna be Hayley Williams. I wanna be Hayley Williams so bad
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
Lebrons neck has better abs than me this is not okay http://t.co/4YQtkKeHaZ
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
Sometimes I’m really hard on myself but then I remember I’m 23 & barely a human yet & I’m still going to make mistakes while figuring myself and life out. So thankful for all of you that are sticking out the ride with me
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Steve buscemi
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the hottest thing a man can have is really sad eyes. and full lips. and a strong jaw
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
So who wants to make me fall in love with them from 9 states away I’m bored
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
I’m a complainer. It’s the most fun a girl can have. I will tell you 100 times that I’m cold or my tummy hurts in an hour. It’s just who I am at my core.
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
But I want to be physically dating @ConsiderMeDead
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
It’s a secret ~garden~
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@Ahhshley216
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11 months
I once told my coworker I was super late and worried and she was like “I’m on my period, let’s bump tummies & see if it will Bluetooth” and I started my period less than 5 minutes later so
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If women live together do their menstrual cycles really sync up or was that just a lie that was told to boys to keep us docile and afraid
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Josh Katz i am free tonight if you are free tonight let me know since that is when i am free, tonight if you want to hang out tonight together im free
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Home 💖💖💖
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
This looks like if I took unhinged realtor photos. Buy ur apartments from me, they’re only a little haunted
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
wild hair for days http://t.co/P1v4vXLWmz
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
I GOT THE INTERNSHIP AT A RESEARCH LAB WITH A FULL GRANT AND OPPORTUNITIES TO PUBLISH!! 🥺
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
Why do we fear death when living is the hard part?
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@Ahhshley216
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11 months
Josh bought me a PlayStation and my mom just walked in and said “are you winning?” And then I had to explain what a meme was to her
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
💖
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Im getting phat but so are these titties
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
It’s 4:30 am but I looked cute today going out for essentials. Gotta find my quarantine-ting in the deli section
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
My bf doesn’t carry a Polaroid of me around in his wallet / phone and he’s so fake for it
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@Ahhshley216
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5 years
🙆🏻‍♀️
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Let’s just pretend I’m not terribly awkward in front of a camera and can pose please and thank you
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
This corset makes my waist 22” and I’m literally never taking it off
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
Am I fierce yet http://t.co/i4Rna49geO
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
I went on a tinder date once and when I took him to my house he sat on the edge of my bed on his phone for two hours before texting me (3 feet away) that he was going to get his ukulele out of his car and I’ve never heard from him since
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Hippie hollow nudist lake trip 💖
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@Ahhshley216
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2 years
My bf is on FaceTime composing some of the most beautiful music and I am simply in bed drinking beer and eating hot Cheetos
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@Ahhshley216
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3 years
Vers
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@Ahhshley216
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7 years
I don’t condone drug use but I saw someone snort coke through a taki and I’m rlly impressed
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@Ahhshley216
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8 years
Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Do you like girls
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
Said I wanted to go two steppin’ so that’s what we’re doing
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@Ahhshley216
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9 years
@CringeLMAO this baby legit looks like me I'm dying fuck
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@Ahhshley216
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4 years
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Love this
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