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personally i think clairo should be allowed to beat one person up at every show also fuck labour

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined January 2011
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3 years
i’m lucky to have parents who have always shown me what a healthy relationship looks like
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my kids: what did u make for dinner ? me: tonight i am serving looks bon appétit kids: we haven't eaten in 3 days
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My meat monster of a husband
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"My meat monster of a husband just proclaimed 'this is AWESOME!'" This Tuscan vegetarian stew has almost 4,000 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews.
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10 years
college board: MAKE SURE TO PUT YOUR CALCULATOR UNDER YOUR DESK SO YOU DONT CHEAT ON ENGLISH #psat
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4 years
a new era awaits in america
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3 years
Me
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10 years
the second grade needs to step up their candy selling game #psat
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@wolktress @mads_lwt just bc you failed doesnt mean you didnt try
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5 years
@laura_bburkett thank you for sharing your story.. i had no idea, you are so brave 😪
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4 years
this sparks joy
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@JD_Crow @BridgetPhetasy @MelissaTweets @BernieSanders As someone who sends these texts, we're inundated with people who assume we're not real people - so we have canned responses like this to respond to rudeness and easily opt people out.
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5 years
Going to Dillards to buy all sorts of things!
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3 years
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10 years
Student: *sneezes* Teacher: hold up let me D E S T R O Y your test #psat
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4 years
@nytimes “There are rules, but should they really apply to ME?!”
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@juul_survivor Many people are saying this
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@sissythatpatch @a_roach06 they're like dogs i can't
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7 years
phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us
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8 years
Y'all my ex boyfriend treated me like shit so take care of yourselves hunnies, he's rich anyways
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4 years
@the_USO Don’t ever interrupt my scrolling again
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3 years
My new single “my single is dropping” is dropping.
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4 years
congrats on your reelection madame speaker
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3 years
beach house tickets secured
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9 years
couldnt find it all bc @DrakeBell is a tweet deleting coward but tb
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3 years
does anyone want to split a lyft to obamas birthday
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jane krakowski hosting this feels so 30 rock
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Homosexual wins 15 thousand dollars guessing Britney Spears song based on a single note
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@InsaneLetterbox flower is a femboy
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olive oyl was such a slay name
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UNIVERSITY OF ST ANDREWS CLASS OF 2020!!!!!!!!!!! #scotland 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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And both are gay
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They both served one term in Congress in their 30s before deciding not to seek re-election
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@heaven_toniight Im just surprised anyone is topping there
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@nytimes @AsteadWesley Conor Lamb is hot but he should be quiet❤️
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@PopulismUpdates It hasnt even been two months
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2 years
Paula Abdul Keeps Talking About Surviving a Plane Crash for Which No Record Exists
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4 years
wait is left turn on red not a real thing???? i am such a bad driver 😭😭😭😭
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10 years
new nickname for the bae: young sensai #psat
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4 years
i didn’t get a hair cut, i got all of them cut 😋
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i would call the police, god and papa john himself
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3 years
intrigued by this man whose main campaign strategy seems to be thirst trapping
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Happy Independence Day! Excited to be spending the day back home in Jefferson City for the fireworks!
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college board: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU PUNKS BETTER NOT SHARE CALCULATORS SO HELP ME GOD #psat
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@ntoinedoinel NOT Normal
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me reading dr roberta bobby’s tweets to my bf
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@PopulismUpdates Scotland & England
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@asteel2 That was the intention
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8 years
jennifer coolidge is america's greatest treasure
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my phone when i make a tweet about my dad drawing a heart with his blood in the snow
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the NOTES app
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Statement on Government Funding Bill:
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fuck i just got my test results back
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UM did you guys see this?!
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me dancing with the eighteen year olds when the clubs finally open again and im 35
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4 years
@nytimes If DINO cuomo is chosen over icon doug jones i’m taking my biden vote back
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"improve the thing." -an actual sentence from an actual passage on the #psat
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i think... this could be the one
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I found a store some of you might like
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please, God, for the first time in your life – Democrats can you please, please, please actually do something and be a party that actually stops harmful things from happening
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs during the siege of the Capitol Building.
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missing vine is some peoples entire personality
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me when i called into radio disney at age 13 and got misgendered by demi lovato live on air
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4 years difference
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if isis wants a war they can have one
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Father: Say papa! Baby: P-p-p Father: C'mon say papa! Baby: P-p-p-positive reinforcement is dehumanizing #psat
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why was that space left intentionally blank??? #psat
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@juul_survivor the moon is a natural satellite ?
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me when i spell restaurant right on the first try
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> go on hinge date in edinburgh in july > learn how farmers design traps to stop crows from pecking out sheeps eyes at a party in rural ireland in january
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harambe is polling 3 points higher than jill stein lmaooo
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imagine having foreign relations like this
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barron rn
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@PopCrave She had dasha on her podcast so this is old news
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resume - was called a "poop mouth" by drake bell
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. @PortableShua hey fatass youre next on my drake and josh hit list
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omg fanmail 😍
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me
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does everyone just get form W. they say form S and form A exist. but does anyone actually get them. are they just legends #psat
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buzzfeed tomorrow be like: "WHICH ZOLA TWITTER CHARACTER ARE YOU?"
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i picked some strawberries and made some MF strawberry jam ☝️😌😤
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Hello everyone
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resting ur phone btwn ur head & shoulder while ur talking & feeling like a responsible & hectic businesswoman in a 2007 romcom w filing 2 do
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when the dunkin donuts worker gives me the correct sized straw
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washington dc is becoming the capitol from the hunger games
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Lies i love telling - one pint of guinness = ten peices of bread - demi lovato is using they / them pronouns again - i was in the movie silver linings playbook
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feeling quirky 😜 at 40 george square 😳 writing an essay ✍️ on evidence based policy making 🤯
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sometimes... god gives you another chance
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My dad just told me u can get over depression. I’m so excited to learn this
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no man should tell a woman what to do with her body let alone a four foot three man...
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these bitches all over me
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cankles are a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have... but i have them... 😌
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4 years
the burner is off .
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DISEASETT 💉🍎🔥
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Y'all find this cute or annoying?
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@ChelleStenn @MayorMark Oh well if Pam says it
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god bless america
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