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Don’t you dare disagree!
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Grown adults that behave this way have no business supervising children. This is just sad, and I feel awful for the poor kids.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Interesting how the footage cuts immediately after
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@reddit_lies “My entire identity is based on politics. But the politics have to work the way I want them to work, otherwise I will project my unhappiness on everybody”
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@PicturesFoIder She at least cleans them. Imagine how many of these dont get cleaned at all
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@tragicbirdapp Why would you eat this atrocity, let alone take a pic for the internet
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@ClownWorld_ “You know, i wasnt a supporter of this thing, until one day a bunch of people sat in the middle of the road and made me late for work. I was so inspired, that i now support thing”
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@PicturesFoIder First, you teach them to read. Next thing you know, they are top tier marksmen and forming their own militia
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@Morbidful How people can consider doing this to begin with is just wild to me. But i suppose some really important discoveries have been made, including the arc!
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@Alkibiades_ open bob and vagine
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@ShitpostGate Feet people are never satisfied until the entire world knows that they like feet
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@EverythingOOC Most people take time for granted until it runs out. Try your best to value your time, and that includes stopping to smell the roses
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@weirddalle Call your bank and tell them to reject any future charges. Then planet fitness will call you
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@fightwithmemes Damn all bs aside, good for her. Thats one hell of a transformation
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@ShitpostGate Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. The sun got so nervous it hid behind the moon for a week, creating the longest solar eclipse in history. -Grok
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@OrwellNGoode Hell yea cool grandpa
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@barstoolsports How can anybody believe this? That is some of the worst acting ive ever witnessed
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@Bornakang I would pay so much for this
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@DramaAlert Life can be insanely difficult. But dont do this. When you’re at the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up. Hang in there
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@LetsGoBrando45 What happened with the sewer rabbis? This story got completely washed
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@Bornakang Must be nice to have talent
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@WomenBeingAwful Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally had sex. Happens to the best of us
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@ConsoomerLs A redditor choosing to not reproduce is a good thing
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@Alphafox78 Hate to break it to you ladies - but 9 times out of 10 if hes not doing it, you probably have some stank going on down there. Most men wont tell you because they dont wanna upset you
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@Alphafox78 Don’t just walk away. Grab a towel and clean that shit up. Don’t leave it for somebody else ffs
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@Car_car166 @BarlowAdams 🤣🤣 i am doing this next time I get one of these. “Son of a bitch”
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@lporiginalg Im sure <BRAND> appreciates your free advertising
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@RyanPatrick1991 Not sure if this has been posted or not, but his cousin thinks he was cloned too
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@gwells1982 @weirddalle Not how that works my friend
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@MomsPostingLs Knew where this was going as soon as i saw “now heres the thing”
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@iamyesyouareno Thats why you use a credit card for all purchases, and just pay it off immediately. Reason #1 : free cashback Reason 2: fraud becomes the banks problem, NOT your problem
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@TRHLofficial Wow i legit 100% thought i was weird and the only one that did this. I feel less crazy now. Thank you!
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@DurableMLecture @WomenBeingAwful Yes absolutely. We need to start holding the simps accountable for this shit too
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@Alphafox78 I would actually watch game streaming for this
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@don_clasen I have no clue who this is, why its an ad on my timeline, or why the pic they went with was one where this old man looks like he just took a dump in his pants. Good luck with the Trump thing
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@InsaneRealitys Back the blue till it happens to you!
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@reddit_lies Redditors are so tough
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@ricwe123 Just think - This is why your government couldnt help you with student loan debt
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@lporiginalg Redhead women are some of the most beautiful, if not THE most beautiful women on the planet. Good luck finding one
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@reddit_lies Since when has weird been an insult? I only associate with weird people. NPCs are boring, predictable, and parrot the same thoughts as each other. I like weird. Guess I should vote for Trump then
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@FightHaven That did NOT end how i thought it would.
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@CreepyOrg Def won’t be fitting Americans in those
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@Stone_tossers These guys really love projection
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@reddit_lies “Nooooooooo they dont support what i support! Which makes them intolerant! We should punish them for not agreeing with us!” -Redditors
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@reddit_lies “She couldnt make it as a star wars princess 6/10”!
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@lporiginalg Sadly, this is straight up infiltration and corruption. Christians have become weak and watered down. not ALL of them of course, but enough to allow these sort of things to creep into the church
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@davidhogg111 That hairline is still running away from your eyebrows
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@HumansNoContext I shit my pants
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@JohnFetterman Its not just republicans that dont like your “style”. If you’re in a political position, maybe you should take it a little more serious than dressing up like you just rolled out of bed. And im not one that usually cares about this stuff, but damn man you’re a politician
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@SyriusVII @SpriterTeam They are recharging
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@EverythingOOC I got Lumbago
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@lporiginalg Why do women keep doing these cringe interviews
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@Alphafox78 Growing up, my brother had one of these. I used to sneak on it when nobody was home. Id flip that thing even going slow. But then again, i AM a dumbass so that could be why too
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@WomenBeingAwful “Am i wrong to think my husband is overreacting?” Wow.
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@lporiginalg This is pretty awesome. But I wonder if he’d have trouble with actual revolvers, which are considerably heavier.
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@HazelAppleyard_ No. I dont have homosexual urges, so i have no urge or attraction to trans people. This is how i feel. I accept, but not agree, with people choose to be trans, so they should also accept that not everybody agrees with their viewpoint
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@ReturnOfKappy Who tf is that??? Please tell me he really didnt glue his pubes to his face 🤢
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@troonytoons 80k a month????? No way, i dont believe it
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@Morbidful Why bother with life, when it’s just going to end in death?
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@trad_west_ I can’t side with a religion who teaches that Christ is boiling alive in his own excrement for eternity. Their talmud is one of the most filthy, blasphemous things i have ever seen. I wish them all to repent
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@kandixrated @EndWokeness I think race is being brought up, because the media would have called out race if it was two white people doing that to a black person. I think they are pointing out the hypocrisy of media, not so much making it about race
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@reddit_lies Cuckary is insane, and the woman will never respect the cuck.
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@WomenBeingAwful Damn. Built like a Sherman tank
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@guardian Journalist 1: “im bored. I dont feel like doing any actual work, but i still want money. Any ideas?” Journalist 2: “orange man bad?” Headline next day: ORANGE MAN STILL BAD
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@DrFrankTurek Thats a great question. Given that their Talmud says that Jesus Christ is burning in excrement for eternity, and is the bastard son of a Roman Soldier named Pantara, it kinda blows my mind that any Christian could align with anybody who follows this doctrine
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@JoeBiden Just the other day, my gun stood up, and was like “im gonna go do bad things”. I tackled it, stopped it, (i may have broken its legs idk) and destroyed it. We gotta stop these guns man its crazy
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@real_lord_miles Disgusting. This thing is an absolute demon
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@6oss_x @MomsPostingLs Also, (and of course um not speaking for everybody) single mothers tend to look for their man to play stepdad. Which makes most men super uncomfortable. Whereas a man knows that hes responsible for his kids wellbeing, and has no intention on their woman being a step parent.
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@ClownWorld_ I like how she was winded from walking to the next room
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@iamyesyouareno @SavageMagnar “Teens” at it again
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@FamousForge @PicturesFoIder With respect - It may seem like an obvious answer to you, but i can assure you that it isnt. If we don’t challenge authority when its warranted, they will only get worse. It is YOUR civic duty to ensure government doesn’t overstep. If you fail to do so, you are contributing to
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@MomsPostingLs He clearly graduated the tiktok alpha male academy
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@lporiginalg If only there was some pattern we could look for to predict this sort of thing.
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@NoContextHumans “I allow words to control my emotions. Therefore, you should speak the way that I want you to speak”
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@mask_bastard If this is real, 100%. 100000% even
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@DissidentSoaps Link to thread?? 🤣🤣
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@Imback2222 @Morbidful 🤣 you and me both
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@PigCakee @reddit_lies “Daddies cummies” 🤣😂😭
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@ClownWorld_ This whole thing is so bizarre. The weirdest part about this is that his audience is mainly white. Have you ever seen or heard a black person playing eminem in their car, or anywhere for that matter? Serious question
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@RebelNewsOnline “I demand that you come to my shows and like me. I also demand that you find me funny and agree with my life choices. If you don’t, then that is discrimination”
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@LBR_TY @lporiginalg I thought manscaping was trimming pubes. Dudes shave off their chest hair??? Wild times we live in
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@PicturesFoIder Idc if you cut it zigzag. Just give me the damn sandwich and im happy
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@RareButHappen @1secB4disaster Shake the kids hand you coward!
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@xbtGBH Bob summoning ritual
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@InsaneCope “We just make shit up as we go, and if you can’t keep up with our rules, then you’re a bigot”
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@anarcho_cat @lporiginalg The best part about this is israel is disgusted by them and considers them to be subhuman. All that simping for nothing!
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@PicturesFoIder Damn. Shes so attractive that she turns mugshots into photoshoots
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@MomsPostingLs Everybody has their preference. He is allowed to feel that way. He kept it honest and respectful. I dont see a problem at all
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@Alphafox78 “You have a nice house. Therefore, i deserve more money”
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@Glendaragnarson @ClownWorld_ They all have main character syndrome
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@xbtGBH If TRANS MEN ARE MEN, then they should also be required to register for selective service
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@ClownWorld_ First world problems
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@troonytoons Bro is dressing up as peg bundy
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Idk man. Shes not making excuses, probably doesnt have child care, and is finding a way to go to work anyways. Good on her
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@SamParkerSenate @MikhailaFuller She will never reply to this
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@NickGomez @gwells1982 @weirddalle Im not talking about contracts. Im talking about cancelled payments. Idk anything about what who signed or what contracts you are referring too. Im saying if you tell your bank to cancel payment, then they dont get their money. Ffs its a simple statement and i can’t tell you how
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@ClownWorld_ $2400 just so it can become the same kind of turd as a $30 meal
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@marsforeva @Spacecat1Cat @vernj76 @Morbidful I would think it would have to be a V. Unless he plans on just dipping his balls in then throwing him in normal
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