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1 year

@Surreal_Sage @Imani_Barbarin This. I had a child at 19 that I placed for adoption and carrying a child for 9 months and then having a hole in your life is quite traumatic…even when you willingly made the choice and never regretted it. I can’t imagine doing it at 14 with a rapist’s baby. Just ugh…

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@TheAlexSylvian I’m voting for Lynn Cartwright as old Geena Davis in A League of Their Own. I just realized it was NOT Geena Davis with makeup on when I watched this last week an I had to Google. I noticed she wasn’t wearing obvious FX makeup & checked. As a kid, I thought it was her.

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@audreyhepbones @kimquindlen I was notified that my son’s 50s greaser look with Chuck Taylors, slicked back hair, and my borrowed leather jacket—was a sensation. His teacher sent me a picture of them together w her in stereotypical hippie garb. She reported staff were swooning over him and coming to visit.

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@lingerie_addict Bathroom drawers and medicine cabinets also qualify. My best friend’s mom caught a nosy in-law digging in the medicine cabinet once. The next time she visited, his mom put a bunch of marbles in the cabinet. When she opened it…it looked like a Chuck E Cheese ball pit in there.

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@kbshinn @Surreal_Sage @Imani_Barbarin He’s an adult now, and I haven’t seen him since he was a young child. He did have an excellent childhood that I was not ready or able to provide. If he ever wants to find me or meet me, he knows how. I am now a parent of my own child and he’s amazing.

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@msroser @lingerie_addict My friend’s mom put marbles in the medicine cabinet to bust a family member she knew was snooping in there but couldn’t prove it. This is more dramatic, of course, but she was trying to make a point. Treacherous. 😆

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2 months

@histoftech This foldable phone stand. I watch movies/content/how-tos/workout vids on my phone regularly. Not a day goes by that I don’t use this thing. It comes with me when I travel. It was like $5 on Amazon 4 yrs ago. It’s indestructible & easy to clean.

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@chinchlady701 I can see this if you have a cat that has only ever lived indoors. One of my cats was indoor/outdoor his whole life. Would go outside to poop, understood the outdoors. Had him from a kitten. Cat 2 was adopted at 2 yrs old. Had never been outside. I didn’t attempt to change that.

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2 months

@ShelleyBWoke No one serves angelic androgyny like Kristen Stewart, except maybe Ruby Rose. I’ll never forget when she became a household name in the US and simultaneously inspired every closeted straight woman’s bi awakening.

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11 months

@princess_antifa I don’t think I could manage to choke out “have a good evening,” if they suggested charging my minor child with CP after being groomed. Watch this magic trick 🪄 as I turn a veiled threat for charging a kid into a regular adult arrest with possible police brutality. 🫠

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5 months

@pot8um I was read to filth & dressed down by a 12 year old cheerleader because her burger looked “disgusting.” Ordering me around like a pleb & sending things back bc she could. I am not at all ashamed that I licked the shit out of the cookie before garnishing her milkshake with it. 💦

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2 months

@BrianaRoseLee This is one of the filthiest reads I’ve ever seen. 🏆

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2 years

@chinchlady701 There are feral cats & barn kitties. I grew up in the country & we had 2 garage cats that lived to be 16 and 20 respectively. So the idea that outdoor cats die sooner is completely anecdotal. The cat who died at 20 just disappeared one day: she went off into the woods & died.

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6 months

@zesty_dill @jbfan911 “In a rare scientific miracle, all the patient’s organs were displaced to her ass in her body’s effort to maintain a 24 inch waist” 😆 All dat ass is just internal organs trying to escape somewhere. 🙃

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@focusfronting 5 foot & this doesn’t happen near now that I’m older. I think the resting bitch face is effective. But in high school & the bar scene in my twenties, yes. Often. My son will be able to pick me up within the next 2 yrs. I worry that he will just move me when he gets tired of me.

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1 year

@FaatiTheStreet @MoiraDonegan I think about this a lot. The “cool older people” who bought us alcohol and were trying to date high schoolers at 21-25 were creepy men who repulsed women their own age. Losers with arrested development. I dated several adult men from ages 15-17. It’s revolting in retrospect.

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2 years

@JosslynRiley @MichaelaOkla They will most likely switch you to one of their shitty wheelchairs.They can store a motorized one for court appearances, but you couldn’t tool around in it bc contraband. 🙄 You disability aid would have to be approved by the municipality.Plenty of disabled ppl are incarcerated.

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1 year

@latkedelrey My sister has been calling me autistic for years…I guess this settles it. Diagnosis confirmed. Thanks internet! 😒 I for sure thought this shit was to elicit free honks…

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11 months

@Froglips97 @baddestmamajama Yes. I was just telling my son this last night while walking the dog: “His whole life revolves around food, taking walks, and whether or not we are home and giving him attention. That’s why he likes Grandpa more because he feeds him wet food twice per day.” 😆

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2 years

@molls @MichaelaOkla Can’t speak for every facility, but that’s usually for prisons. I’ve never heard of a county jail having a staff optometrist, & they are NOT going to transport you to any drs appts 4 something non-life threatening.Often you have to fight for transport for life saving medical care

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6 months

@realgirl_fieri Van-life families: it’s crunchy-granola, white hippy mom chic to squeeze 5 kids into a camper van, but if someone finds out your family is living in your SUV or van due to financial hardship, they’re calling CPS.

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1 year

@lmTheReasonWhy Hard agree and I’m a dog person. The grocery store is not the place for a regular degular family dog. Lots of strange people, it’s loud, I’ve seen several non-service animals start barking loudly in the store and the owner become visibly embarrassed when they are asked to leave.

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1 year

@lingerie_addict The proliferation of fake leather substitutes for items that function/fit objectively better when made of leather. Specifically: shoes and jackets. I hate when I see a cute pair of shoes & know they won’t form to my feet, will be uncomfortable, & last one season.

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1 year

@OgLakyn I saw that terrible TikTok floating around where the parents glued lifts onto a kid’s shoes to sneak him onto rides he was too short for. It’s so selfish and petty on the parents’ part.

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2 years

@djpizzaland @MichaelaOkla Jail hack: many facilities will let you keep personal property as long as it’s white. I have known folks who intentionally wear white socks, underwear, wife beaters, etc. just in case they get arrested. I was allowed to keep a plain white tank top during a 4 month jail stay.

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6 months

@Staroxvia We all know that T-Rex did missionary-edge-of-the-bed, hands free, of course, due to their baby arm affliction. All other dinosaurs just did it like a cat, dog, or duck: male laying on top of female so it looks like they are stacked on each other’s back if you don’t see pumping.

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1 year

@latkedelrey I can only dream that my fairly strict parents COULD describe a returned wallet as my very specific and only “run in with the police.” I bet they wish they could too! 😫

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11 months

@FataleRadfem He got all that for free? Many men would pay for such an experience. 💅

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1 year

@lingerie_addict Currently have 2 faux leather coats set for the trash bc they are flaking after 3-5 yrs. Meanwhile,I have leather purses my mom bought 45 yrs ago that are still beautiful. I think of how many ppl have to throw away this shit & it frustrates me for collective wallets & the planet.

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2 years

@tinymatsu @mikkswagg This reminds me of when I got strep throat complete with a throat abscess, while I was still stripping, and called out the 3 days I missed. Told them I had a doctor’s note. I return & the first thing mngmt says is, “you’ve missed a lot of days, sweetie, we need to have a talk.”

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1 year

@cgritmon @lingerie_addict You mean the booger pocket? I swear someone in my family used to have one on a shirt and it was so small we hypothesized that the only thing practical to keep in there would be your nose detritus or dandruff. 😆

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2 years

@JoeFoxall1 @sosauzay My friend in middle school stole one from a pet store (put it in her pocket & walked out). That thing was evil in a fur suit. It would bite any &everyone.We were convinced there was an anti-theft deterrent inside the hamster that turned it into a hell beast when it was shoplifted

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2 months

@CoolCynthia666 @TheAlexSylvian This is a ridiculously good match. Like, did they clone the actor in a petrie dish? 😆

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1 year

@CartoonsHateHer Yup. Just ask Rosemary Kennedy. She was peak hot, rich girl vibes in the 1930s, and her dad arranged a full frontal lobotomy to correct her “mood swings” that left her permanently disabled. Then they stuck her in a cottage in BFE with a full-time care staff and never visited.

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1 year

@audreyhepbones @kimquindlen They are the best. I was shocked to find out that the staff gets so excited about elementary schoolers slaying in the outfit department. 😆 I think it’s so funny, while simultaneously encouraging how much they love their job.

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2 years

@tinymatsu @mikkswagg I’m sorry…I spoke to you 2 of the days I called off & you can’t be bothered to remember? Okay. Here’s my doctor’s note. Btw, my guy, streptococcus is highly contagious. I did you, the other strippers, & every customer in this place a fckn favor by staying home. You’re welcome.🫡

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1 year

@gracecamille_ The way he stood up like a reverse exorcism… Linda Blair’s got nothing on Sponge Daddy. He’s like the most non-threatening lap dog of a man, but his dance moves are lethal. You just know his unassuming “nice guy” bit is what gets those panties dropping…

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@OgLakyn We lived in India when my son was little and they don’t have height requirements at some carnivals. I had to hold him next to me on a ride bc his little ass was sliding back & forth on the bench seat. No belts. Terrifying. Unsure why someone would choose to buck safety regs.

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1 year

@gore_b4by I suppose she likes that smell of dirty feet and body rot that builds up in any unclean piercing or stretched ears with plastic plugs.

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6 months

@Kathrynlena @roastmalone_ I watched a YT video that explored the Gilmore Girls diet. She mentions that even if you believe Rory could eat like a bottomless pit, never exercise and stay reed thin, it’s highly unlikely Lorelei could get away with it at 30 plus. Never a vegetable, living on coffee and pizza.

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1 year

@noimkilIingboys Methinks those quotation marks are a hate crime. Like they are insinuating revenge p0rn isn’t an actual thing, or that the so-called “revenge p0rn” is alleged.

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1 year

@lmTheReasonWhy So why tf are you dragging the family pet into Kroger? No one wants to deal with a giant barking labradoodle in the frozen foods section. There are people with aversions to loud noises and kids who have no choice but to be there. I’m less worried about the hygiene issue than the

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

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2 years

@chinchlady701 A cat that’s raised in nature can survive quite well as long as it has a place to sleep every night. It will find one if you don’t provide one, but they will return home nightly. But feral cats in the city who aren’t fixed are a huge problem.

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1 year

@lingerie_addict Other concerns aside…a plastic speculum has GOT to be warmer than the ice cold metal shoehorns of yore. I’d go for being pried open with a plastic speculum…as long as it isn’t Fischer-Price™️

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2 years

@PopCulture2000s And she named the baby “Americus.” Very on brand for a baby born inside a Walmart, if you ask me. Actually, a quick Google search reminded me that all the characters had lit names: Stockard Channing was “Sister Thelma Husband,” also “Forney Hull,” & “Moses Whitecotton.”

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2 months

@botticellibimbo 😆 While I’ve absolutely worked with this exact girl, it reminded me how my head exploded when I recently found out a regular commenter in the stripper subreddit is white. This is due to her regular & exhaustive use of AAE terminology. I imagine she looks exactly like this IRL.

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2 years

@chaoticgaythey Target is a terrible company, but likes to pretend they are the upbeat, fun, more ethical & classier version of Walmart. Nothing could be further from the truth. Let us never forget that Target donated millions to LE in the 90s & promoted racial profiling in DT Minneapolis.

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1 year

@ParadigmPins @hannahwheels1 @Imani_Barbarin This is also the case for a short/tiny person on top an a larger/heavier set partner on bottom. I struggle to do this with larger people because I’m just floating… You can’t bounce when your feet or knees don’t touch!

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1 year

Second time this week that I’ve had incall availability. This will be the case until around noon tomorrow, 8/21. My incalls generally require an upfront deposit. Because the space is already secured, this is a non-deposit incall opportunity. Get it while you can…

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1 year

@lingerie_addict That’s what you get for being a nosy heffa rooting around trying to see what medication you can steal from your brother’s boyfriend, I guess. It always impressed me how clever my buddy’s is when it comes to catching people on their bullshit. There are other stories like this.

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1 year

@DRustyCabbage @CWBChicago The acquaintance is suspicious, and the GF was enabling his behavior. After the second suspicious death, she should have stopped buying him more kittens. Like, how do you see 2 animals drown under suspicious circumstances within the span of 2 wks & just keep it pushing?

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2 years

@PopCulture2000s Natalie’s character?“Novalee Nation.” It’s like the author of the book closed her eyes & randomly dropped a finger into the dictionary when naming characters. The bf who abandons Nova? Willy Jack Pickens. He is then Willy Shadow during a music career prior to becoming an amputee.

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1 year

@missmayn Why did I read this as “the fucked up and scary thing about older Christinas…” …are Christinas an aspiring Karen? Or just the IRL final boss version of Regina George?

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10 months

Having a moral dilemma over attached clients will be a serious handicap in this industry. Other creators in the comments encouraging the OP to snitch on the clt to his gf is just 🤯 These ppl pay your bills, y’all. You’ve gotta suspended belief in this industry & wear blinders.

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This guy has a GF (she’s beautiful) and he is asking for my OF and requesting custom content from me :/ like… I know that’s part of “the grind” with SW but I have a hard time making anything for dudes with girlfriends especially *if the GF doesn’t know about it* men are grimey

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@gyrl40 @pangusTHEdangus You’ve gotta luck out and have your spouse die early so you can raise your kids off yours and depend on your own Social Security when you hit your twilight years. Can’t make too much at a job though, because they start deducting from your survivor’s benefits. No way to get ahead.

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@TheAlexSylvian I will also say, they clearly dubbed Geena Davis’s very distinctive voice for the present day scenes, which is how everyone was so tricked by this role (my mom, an adult in the nineties, also thought it was Geena not another actress). My mind was blown.

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@moniza_hossain @RachelKasten For real. I had no idea Chuckie Finster would grow up to be a eugenicist. He was such a nice boy.

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1 year

@OrangePaulp Ended it faster than she pulled up with the Uhaul at the beginning of the relationship. 🏎️

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2 years

@juicijayne @TheHoneyMa But Topher makes him sound like a mouth breathing predator, so… I’d go with Chris, guy…🙃

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2 years

@chinchlady701 I’ve had 2 cats drop litters of kittens & leave them in the 12 years I’ve owned my home. It sucks, bc then you’re forced to decide to feed them or bring them to the shelter. It’s irresponsible pet ownership, & unfixed pets beget unfixed pets…more random litters under bushes.

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1 year

@sarahthemoose Dating a surf instructor and bikini model and then asking for her not to post bikini pics or surf with men is abusive. Just like meeting a stripper and then asking her to stop stripping and dress “modestly” abusive. I hate this.

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11 months

@murderandmeds Yeah, and I started shaking uncontrollably like the popo 👮‍♂️ in those viral videos when the essence of the phantom fentanyl boogeyman wafted into Aisle 5 while I was waiting on an employee to come unlock the tampons. 🪦🔪☠️

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@animalologist @hansmollman Semi-related, but the best use of this song was during the Season 3 opener of The Sopranos while the feds attempt to plant a wire tap in Tony’s basement. A mash-up was created along with classic dragnet-style spy music. Their efforts are thwarted throughout the episode.

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11 months

@Froglips97 @baddestmamajama Tbh, he really wishes the whole pack lived in one place. That’s dogs for ya.

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2 years

🦃🎄Holiday Gift For All My Festivus Folks🦃🎄 I will be offering 50% off dates 4 hours or longer booked November-February. You MUST mention “holiday special” when booking to take advantage of the lower rates. 🦃 I will be available on Thanksgiving and Christmas 🎄 Rt 🎁 Rt

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@CartoonsHateHer The girl was a freaking debutante, but was most likely dyslexic (had much difficulty learning to read and write) and had “violent fits” (what teenage girl doesn’t? 😆) but let’s scramble her brain like eggs. There was a time when female hysteria was basically every MH diagnosis.

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2 years

@chaoticgaythey The profiling bit and their foray into dystopian Big Brother territory is why they were one of the first targets (no pun intended) for looting/vandalism in the wake of the George Floyd’s m*rder. I refuse to shop there. Full article:

How Target Got Cozy With the Cops, Turning Black Neighbors Into Suspects

For years, America’s most upbeat retailer funded surveillance to make inner cities safe—for some. Now it’s trying to convince people of color that it’s changed.

www.bloomberg.com

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1 year

@JennieTetreault @SourceDuMal Yerp. I was sooo depressed when I finally hit 100 pounds. This was an epidemic. Like, it’s not generally healthy for a grown woman to be under 100 lbs…disregard if you are reading this and are a healthy outlier on the bell curve. I thought Kate Moss was the apex of beauty.

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@highdefgf It’s when you book me and I not only pee with the door open, but harangue you about how you park and what chores you’ve been avoiding. Completing a chore or mastering parking is a prerequisite to a BJ with the new and improved GFE+.

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@radiowarp0 @Becca2bBarnes @BrianaRoseLee Semi-respectfully, this is the most obtuse line of reasoning I’ve ever seen. If you’re thirty something and can’t tell an 18 year old from another fully baked adult, you either need to go outside more…or shouldn’t be allowed outside.

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2 years

@KylieCannoli Yes. Almost every session. My vag is one of my best features, so why not? If you’re concerned about STIs, dental dams 🦫 aka female condoms will fix that. Though half of the enjoyment of giving head is the taste.

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@MichaelaOkla Someone can bring you glasses, but don’t expect to get them for at least a day until you get fully processed (if they keep you). Depends on the facility. There will always be hoops w the prison industrial complex.Extended wear contacts ftw. I’ve worn them in jail more than once.

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1 year

@sarahthemoose This thread is exactly why the viral texts Jonah Hill sent his ex is abusive behavior that just hasn’t graduated yet. They are “requirements” for his relationship. Soooo many people are calling his attempts to control her social media, clothes, and career “boundaries.” 🙄

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1 year

@SamanthaSkyeX With his love of young girls & repetitive use of that term, it sounds like his real desire is to explore the dating pool at the local high school. The absolute audacity. I hope that his wife is having a luxurious affair…or at the very least has invested in a quality vibrator.

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1 year

@lilahwoods613 I get quite a few, “Do you ever come to x?” Actually asking me to come and when I tell them I need a minimum session length or my gas/driving time covered to get there, they are like 😮 Like, you think I’m driving 6 hours round trip for a couple hundred bucks? 😆

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1 year

@LauraCohenSolo Because…when we offer those cities, no one prebooks. I’ve offered smaller cities many times and it’s crickets. Touring is too expensive to take the risk of going with zero prebookings. No one wants to prebook and most providers won’t come without them, so we’re at a stalemate.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 months

@botticellibimbo Someone in replies somewhere said “this the type of man gay men like,” and…he’s not wrong. Every local gay dive is filled with carbon copies of this dude, and they’re all firemen. His problem is the app. He needs to be on Grindr.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 years

@bbydmntrx Your size has nothing to do with it. You could be 60 lbs or 360 lbs & he would still find something to be critical of. He’s likely projecting his insecurities & is worried about you leaving him & trying to make you feel less than. Do him a favor & make his worries come true. 🗑

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

9 months

@IsabellexHam I’m currently setting up a 6 hour DMTY with someone who said he wanted “no social time, only play.” I’m okay with staying in, but I made sure to let him know that while we can stay in, it’s 6 hours, so he still has to feed me. And we won’t be having secks for 6 hrs straight.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

@fatfabfeminist This is so goofy. It looks like yet another modern reboot of Cyranno de Bergerac. 😑 Like, there was no one else available besides Bradley Cooper with a prosthetic schnoz from the costume department? Doesn’t even resemble Bernstein.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 years

@Julia_OdetteNC Being financially responsible will allow you to firmly enforce boundaries & avoid answering TW inquiries. Predators/bad dates can smell desperation a mile away. Having that cushion will allow you to avoid seeing people that your gut says not to.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

9 months

@CartoonsHateHer @tradsnapewife Accurate. Even as recently as the mid-1960s. My husband was one of 5 kids. He had a sister between him & the next oldest who was squashed to death in a high chair. Allegedly his dad was supposed to be watching her & wasn’t. Even w 4 other kids in the house, she was unsupervised.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 months

@botticellibimbo Dances were $20 in the early Y2Ks when I started dancing, and were STILL $20 when I returned to dancing in 2014. From what I hear, they’ve increased to $25 or $30 most places, but not all. 30-40 years with no price increase in crazy exploitative.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

6 months

@stanimorph @roastmalone_ I read somewhere that Lauren Graham (Lorelei) is a calorie counter, eats very clean, and exercises 2hrs daily to stay in shape. According to her all the women in her family gain weight after 40, so she’s attempting to thwart that trend. She would never eat like Lorelei. 😆

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

@bloodlikeh0ney @latkedelrey It’s actually bc I have zero patience, but while we’re on the topic of moms, I’m surprised yours had any children who lived. A case study in why animals eat their young.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

11 months

@queend236 From what I’ve heard, it’s easier to get out of the mafia than a Planet Fitness contract.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

8 months

@nahtynikkey4u 😆 That response to his post is gold. A bottle of Jergens and a box of Kleenex is always the answer to your “need to cum meow” problems.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

@LauraCohenSolo As one of my clients said when I started mine and apologized profusely: “Any man who is disturbed by a period is not mature enough to be around a vagina.” 🙌

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

@parody_escort Rates? What’s that? I do it all for the mentorship and nuggets of wisdom I gain from my Splenda Daddy.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 month

@KittenKarlyle Even when I only stripped and didn’t do FS, I’ve had MDs treat me differently once they know. I’ve been grateful to find some gems in the medical community, but they don’t know what I do. I think the speculation about how “deserving” this gal is of Medicaid makes me angriest.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 years

I feel no shame in unfollowing someone making multiple bad takes and refusing to consider other viewpoints. Your sample size of 20 Indian men does not accurately represent a country of over 1.3 billion people. Take a stand against BS: Less fence sitting, more face sitting! 1/2

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

2 years

@molls @MichaelaOkla But you can purchase an appointment w the eye doctor if you get sentenced to prison for a couple hundred bucks (a lot of $ while you’re incarcerated). Then you get to rock the lovely tortoiseshell chomo glasses you’re talking about. Some jails may offer this option too.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 month

@sapiotextual Not disappointed or surprised that 69 is so unpopular. Bobbing up and down while sliding back and forth so all body parts can reach? No one wins. It’s the sexual equivalent to simultaneously patting your head and rubbing your belly. Awkward and all for show.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

@Eve6 Why does she look like the result of breeding Anna Wintour, Harry Potter, and Sally Jessy Raphael in a petri dish? FoR rAcE sCiEnCe. The outfit is giving Nazi dominatrix/Elsa Braun cosplay.

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Rachel Ryan- Indianapolis/DMTY/FMTY

@datepatience

1 year

This is a lot of money for some ppl. Though I think this is heavily location dependent. Some of the comments though are so out of touch. People raise kids on less than this. Food insecurity exists, people live in their cars, & social security doles out less than this monthly.

Adriana Nicole • BIRTHDAY MONTH 🥳🎊✨

@adriananic428

1 year

Is $1,000 a week enough for you to live comfortably?

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