Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole Twitter profile

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@dejectedvole

6 months

If I were the Vatican, I would enter Eurovision and completely refuse to go along with the spirit of it and every year our entry would just be Gregorian chants or other sacred music

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6 months

As the Vatican City is an EBU member, it is eligible to enter #Eurovision . They have never entered an act. 🇻🇦

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@Pupgirl_Khanate There's an ancient religious tale involving three little pigs and a big bad wolf that provides a mythical explanation for this phenomenon

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@AsFarce A lot of popular advice basically boils down to blaming the victim, “do not be afraid to seek help”… what help?! There is no help! And quite frankly being afraid of interacting with the medical system is often very warranted

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7 months

@Pupgirl_Khanate I believe they found some well-preserved big bad wolf burials and some of the specimens show clear signs of pulmonary scarring. Disturbingly, one of the wolves was dressed in the garb of an old human woman.

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4 months

Randomly found out about “𐂖”, which apparently is Linear B for “wine”, and has gotta be the most Chinese-looking non-Chinese character I’ve ever seen

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@dejectedvole

9 months

The Italian consulate:

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@youngvulgarian

9 months

apologies to my fellow countrymen but lol at the opening hours of the French consulate in London

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@dejectedvole

10 months

Imagine being a medieval general, sending your sheep as a scout and receiving instant telepathic reports of everything it’s seeing

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@chillextremist

10 months

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war

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@dejectedvole

9 months

@butleriano Niche political view: the only valid form of private property is that which is established by pissing on something

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@dejectedvole

9 months

@h0mmelette Gay Hitler actually existed

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@dejectedvole

8 months

@banalplay I pretended to have diabetes and was given insulin, steps must be taken to make sure nobody is given insulin ever again!

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@dejectedvole

10 months

@book3nds That one time a woman’s pubic hair caught on fire and then God started speaking through it

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@dejectedvole

10 months

@RyeBakes @Liv_Agar You’re supposed to be switch with the driver so they can take a break

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@dejectedvole

2 months

Alright real talk a lot of leftists on this site just use "white" in the same way fascists use "degenerate"

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@opheliamoding

2 months

do not say “white transfems” when what you mean is “nerdy online-poisoned transfems with utterly rancid vibes” you are erasing all of us nerdy online-poisoned transfems with utterly rancid vibes *of color*

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@dejectedvole

7 months

@JamesHarrisNow Broke: global warming Woke: local sato-ing

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@dejectedvole

8 months

@viewbot6669 @sistinechaebol They’re hoping they can get complementary breakfast and coffee

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@dejectedvole

7 months

@ElytraMithra Inb4 the usual suspects start claiming ADHD is a conspiracy to turn gay people trans

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@anhkhoido @MattZeitlin It’s also known as Secret Santa in the USA/UK, I don’t think the French came up with the name

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@dejectedvole

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@dejectedvole

1 month

@KEBuHCAH Italian uses the same words to refer to winds: majjistral=maestrale tramuntana=tramontana grigal=grecale punent=ponente ivant=levante ibiċ=libeccio xlokk=scirocco nofsinhar=mezzogiorno (same meaning but not cognate)

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@MBana72055 @AChillGhost It's actually equally if not more accurate than the American pronunciation

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@dejectedvole

1 year

@x3r0gxx People think doctors need access to all the information to make correct clinical decisions, but the only real way is if they are given a carefully curated set of information that manipulates them into making the right decisions

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@dejectedvole

9 months

@GayNoumena @transkatgirl So you’re saying that Apple products being hard to open is an evolutionary adaptation?

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@dejectedvole

6 months

@DylanMcD8 Complete nonsense, I wash my hands some 30x a day and my iPad looks like that.

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@dejectedvole

9 months

M.E. 100% ruined my wife’s life, it will probably end it soon and transitively my own. It is precisely because our lives have value that we can say they were ruined and we can be indignant about the neglect and abuse from institutions.

Disabled Trash Witch♿

@StinkRatsCharms

9 months

Also because it's on my brain, I don't like things that say Long COVID ruins lives. I get how upsetting it is to have huge life changes due to health. I have a disease that does some horrifying shit to my body. But my life is valuable as fuck, not ruined.

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@dejectedvole

1 month

@j_n_foster *On trial for murdering a diabetic* “Your Honour, what would diabetics have done 100 years ago before insulin?”

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@dejectedvole

10 months

People in the replies literally just saying whatever crosses their mind and assuming it's ~facts~

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@girlcel_

10 months

the fact there are trans women who think DIY is illegal.....

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@dejectedvole

1 year

@notCursedE HRT is too dangerous because it causes breast cancer but also trans women are too fake to be at risk for breast cancer.

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@matthew_petti @opheliamoding I honestly think the cultural gap between the average Continental European immigrant and WASPs in the 1800s was greater than that between Chinese and Indians and Whites and in the modern days

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@dejectedvole

2 months

@postoctobrist English people in Scotland are discriminated against almost as much as gamers are, it’s harrowing

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@Atlanticesque I’m gonna need a [citation needed] for the wife part

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@dejectedvole

8 months

@_sn_n 2036 Republican nominee (Democrats aren’t running)

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@dejectedvole

2 months

@checks_inc This raises the question, does Dutch Excel have a “IJ” column?

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@ValonAsaniDua @MaxSanna @dua_dating What if you’re open to dating anyone except Italians, is that an options?

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@kayteterry Bottomless entertainer

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@dejectedvole

10 months

@hemuphobia

Stalin (2006 film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@WIGGYWAMWAM @AChillGhost @MBana72055 oh lol didn’t realise it was a video, thought it was a gif. That sounds pretty close to how I would say it yeah, it’s a bit more fronted, but the American pronunciation is too backed. Ultimately the Italian A is just in the middle of the two.

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@dejectedvole

7 months

@BasicAppleGuy Be honest, did you just move everything into “Old Downloads”?

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@WIGGYWAMWAM @AChillGhost @MBana72055 I’m an Italian native speaker living in the UK

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@dejectedvole

4 months

Funniest thing is how I found out about this because I was looking for a “wine” emoji lol

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@dejectedvole

9 months

@kelp_feeder @katiedimartin Also the other way around

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@lastpositivist More genders? That’s fission not fusion

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@sverresj The 10% AfD voters who said AfD is a danger for democracy

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@100YearsAgoLive Slow news day? Who cares about some random baby

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@WIGGYWAMWAM @AChillGhost @MBana72055 Ma vai a farti fottere mericano di merda

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@dejectedvole

5 months

Italians are already racist against aliens before we’ve even found any!

Crazy Ass Moments in Italian Politics 🇮🇹

@CrazyItalianPol

5 months

"I admit it, I AM RACIST! Because I defend the human race." ...oh-kay, sound like a ready-made meme.

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@dejectedvole

9 months

@MiriVinni Mandatory hedonism is the lowest form of fascism

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@dejectedvole

6 months

@depthsofwiki I hope his LinkedIn contains the line "You may know me as the author of the Wikipedia article on 'Bedtime procrastination'"

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@dejectedvole

6 months

telling a Hindu trans girl she's a sinner vaishnava: noo what about Mohini, what about Shikhandi, you've been influenced by Abrahamic thinking!! shaiva: noo Lord Shiva accepts everyone, He is Bholenath!! smarta: uhm ackshually… 🤓 shakta: yes i’m a very bad girl 😈

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@UrbaneUrban

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telling a Jewish trans girl she's a sinner reform: "my rabbi and cantor are literally lesbians and dating" conservative: *mumbles something about checking the responsa* modox: "do you see anyone else here who can do chazarat ha'shatz?"

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2 months

@Sam_Pflugrath It’s so frustrating that we have to do these one at a time. You tell ppl to stop saying being gay is a white thing and they start saying being trans is a white thing. You tell them to knock that off and they start staying poly/furry/drugs/kink is a white thing..

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1 year

@adamfare1996 The goal of suicide prevention is protecting society from guilt, hence why the main “tool” is telling people to seek help, it reassures non-suicidal people that the problem is being taken care of.

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@dejectedvole

7 months

Tbf doctors are the cops of medicine, you should probably not speak to one without representation present

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@healingfromlc

7 months

I wish you could hire very intimidating guys to bring to doctors’ appointments and advocate for you.

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@maiamindel Wait until you learn about her philosophy videos

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1 year

@mostlyswimming @MsEvilBee That’s because you hate trans people

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@dejectedvole

7 months

Just realised how deranged the disability/delivery apps discourse is from the point of view of familiar caregivers, we work full-time and are literally unpaid, “you’re not entitled to servants” I AM THE FUCKING SERVANT

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@dejectedvole

1 year

@adb0wen The average annual income in the US during the Great Depression was $95,000. Adjusted for inflation that would be $2,150,000 a year today.

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@dejectedvole

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@MrTopple “It also recommends “opioids for moderate to severe pain” – just in case you want to make your ME patient an opioid addict.” I really don’t think it was necessary to stigmatise pain medication in this, many can and do use opioids for pain without becoming “addicts”..

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@Sturgeons_Law These days, if you say you’re Hindu, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail

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@dejectedvole

3 months

me when i clean my room

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@shreemastrology

3 months

me when i don’t clean my room

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@dejectedvole

2 years

@zoebroog *bans antibiotics* “not all people have infections or even want to take antibiotics”

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@dejectedvole

2 months

@25YearsAgoLive Why wouldn't he just lie? Did he think reporters are covered under perjury laws?

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9 months

@INXLiNGs This is why oestradiol is sold OTC, but if a man wants to wear a skirt he has to be diagnosed by two doctors.

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@An_Aria_Blooms I think older trans women should be able to extrajudicially drag younger trans women away from their devices if they become terminally online

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@sorkincel The lack of closure from being booted from the show has caused him to remain stuck in character

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1 year

@realwilldreyfus The replies to this tweet:

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11 months

@CAChalmers_ @binny_uk

Tom disintegrates at the thought of xnopyt

On July 20th 2022, this video passed 2 million views, before Tom Scott's original "What Counts as a Word?" video did. It was quite close but we won. Thank yo...

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@nise_yoshimi The real product is suffering for the sadist elites

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@binny_uk @CAChalmers_ He was accused of xnopyt

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@NickWhithorn Least racist Italian bureaucracy

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@useless_priest Bait and switch tactic where they make statements that can be stretched to extract a reasonable interpretation when challenged, but will generally lead to a very different one that can be used to further medical abuse.

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1 year

@marieshewrites Currently the US and Russia alone are stockpiling thousands of age gaps. If all these age gaps were launched, it’s likely human civilisation would end forever.

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@dejectedvole

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@opheliamoding Discourse cheat codes in 2024: Women be shopping 😡 *White* women be shopping 😊 Indians uncivilised 😡 Indian *men* uncivilised 😊

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@dejectedvole

4 months

@DylanMcD8 @smallxess @nitzukai Didn’t Keynote start out as that specifically in fact (a software for SJ to make WWDC slides), before being released to the public? Or maybe I’m misremembering

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1 year

@Shrink_at_Large Therapists always give me lists of words, as if the problem were a lack of vocabulary! It’s like if the optician insisted to teach me the alphabet instead of prescribing me glasses!

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@fujomod3r Person who would hunt trans people for sport if given the opportunity: “teehee, women can protect themselves from violence by pretending to be trans!”

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6 months

@NekoMichiUBC People who really hate Intel be like

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@WIGGYWAMWAM @AChillGhost @MBana72055 No ma mettete pure i like ai suoi commenti, chiaro che è l’americano che sa veramente le cose -.-

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3 months

@unfortune_soul @evelqnsce Username checks out

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1 year

@TomSpeed420 While I’m not a drug exceptionalist and I think all drugs should be legal, there is something particularly pathetic about banning the cultivation of naturally occurring plants.

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@dejectedvole

20 days

It’s frustrating to oppose MAID but also disagree with pretty much the entire moral framework of almost all other opponents. People have the right to be irrationaland the reverse of this is a worse slippery slope than giving doctors the right to kill.

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@Rgt71Robert @frjonathanbish @andrewcopson @Humanists_UK Anyone who wants to take their own life is not a rational agent. Suicide is not a rational choice.

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@ShotgunDillie @no_earthquake Modern-day British are like this about Poles

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@dejectedvole

7 months

@glennthegreat @BadMedicalTakes She’s worried it might be an immigrant

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@dejectedvole

8 months

@t34doll Agender partner? More like “furthering my agenda partner”, am I right?

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@dejectedvole

4 months

What a sad fate for the country that created amphetamine and heroin

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@AChillGhost

4 months

German healthcare isn’t so bad but you need to actively bully the doctors into giving you medicine. Just full on dumb American “I will cause a scene in this emergency room if you do not give me something non-homeopathic this instant”

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@dejectedvole

4 months

Sad, 4-AcO-DMT powder is so much better than eating dried mushrooms. Not that I have time to do psychedelics nowadays but still…

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4 months

Enjoy 2-FXE while you can, looks like it’ll be going the way of MXE in a few days :/

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@dejectedvole

5 months

@hemuphobia What if you’re born in a cringe religion, have you considered that?

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@dejectedvole

10 months

NO ACTUALLY OESTRADIOL IS SUPER ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS, ONLY A LEVEL 5000 DOCTOR CAN SAFELY ADMINISTER IT, I'M SO SCARED WON'T A DOCTOR PLEASE HOLD MY HAND

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@dejectedvole

6 months

Italy explained to Indians

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@dejectedvole

4 months

Just FYI if you've only recently tuned into this account, despite my presence on Indian trans twitter I'm not Indian myself, I'm just an olive-skinned ethnic Italian who hates Italy.

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@dejectedvole

4 months

my AI and I saw you from across the room and we're really digging your vibe

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@lachancenaomi27

4 months

why would you say that

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@sf_mills What pisses me off is that cannabis is the top DIY treatment for chronic nausea and vomiting, but in their typical fashion doctors will take a rare side-effect and run with it and use it to dismiss chronically ill people

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6 months

@maxburgiv I imagine a stereotypical British dude looking at you from the window ready to pounce if you say the wrong thing

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@dejectedvole

1 year

@adamfare1996 I can’t even begin to understand how anyone can believe therapy cannot harm patients… therapists are people, and people hurt people, surely elevating a group of professionals to such a degree where we cannot conceive of them as potentially harmful is a recipe for abuse…

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@thechronicchloe They don’t believe this on the basis of any evidence, but rather they’ve developed a pathological fear of severe illness because it suggests an “attack” on their safety

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@elle_carnitine This illness really makes you realise the extent to which a lot of people take every institution and narrative at face value

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7 months

He’s speed-running rebirth by living multiple lives simultaneously

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@ChazakielDoremi

7 months

A guy in the Jehovah's Witness community I grew up in turned out to have been secretly married to a second family in Turkey where he was a devout muslim instead of a devout Jehovah's Witness. That was so absurd his first wife wasn't even sure if she should leave him for it or not

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1 year

@acanopyofstars “Doctors get into medicine to help people” The help:

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@dejectedvole

1 month

Bad computer science and terrible linguistics, what a combo!

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1 month

C is Latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it. C++ is French, it’s Latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles. JavaScript is English, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others don’t

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@dejectedvole

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@cstroeckw @NIH Phase 1: MECFS is laziness. Nothing should be done. Phase 2: MECFS is psychosomatic. Nothing more than CBT should be done. Phase 3: MECFS is just permanent damage. Nothing can be done. No evidence is ever presented for any of these claims of course!

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️

@dejectedvole

4 months

We are reaching levels of deranged LARPing that shouldn’t even be legal

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