dressed in silk, latin lace, and envy 🥀 //
real-life giallo girl //
ja sagend zur revolutionierung der welt //
wir sind das bauvolk der kommenden welt ☭
18yo me: hi i'm here to submit a name change
dmv guy: oooh, just married? congratulations!
me: no, i'm changing my name n gender marker
guy: oh *gets confused, calls his manager*
manager lady: you just got married? so happy for you
dmv guy:sex change
manager:oh... congratulations
just one more thing, mr. netanyahu, and then im outta your hair. i never mentioned you in my tweet about war crimes, so what made you immediately assume i was talking about you?
i didn't realize that the logical conclusion of the end of roe v wade plus right wing cringing-at-teen-girls culture would inevitably result in cringe content making fun of the millions of new teens moms we're gonna have in lieu of accessible abortion
see, i've always disliked expressions like "my abuser", "my rapist" etc as opposed to, say, "the person who abused me" bc i felt like they sounded overly familiar but it's interesting to see criticism of this terminology from the rapist's perspective, which is often marginalized
trans woman with 3 followers on tiktok: sometimes my hormone fluctuations give me periodic moodswings, which i call my "period" as a useful shorthand
cis woman qting libsoftiktok: ich übergebe der flamme die schriften von magnus hirschfeld
my mom and dad have both independently told me a story about about a friend of my dad's who was doing a bunch of coke w some friend and he apparently beat one of the prostitutes they called with a brick because he "realized she was a man". what's strange is they've told me this b
trans women conscientious objectors in israel are imprisoned in men's prisons, but if they join the army they serve as women and get gender-affirming care. the idf uses the threat of prison rape to recruit trans women
santa deniers immediately upon being confronted with photographic evidence that santa was not only a real but also an ally of the revolutionary post-stonewall queer liberation movement 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
british terf: gender ga ga has infected doctor 'ho
american terf: actually they're called shotacon, and pedo is a slur
brazilian terf: homeless trans prostitutes are agents of patriarchal violence
german terf: i have been imprisoned for holocaust denial
just one more thing before im outta your hair, ms wu. see, you accused me of wanting to dismantle a nuclear power, and ive been wrackin' my brain for answers all day because i was talking about israel, which — and i double checked this w my wife earlier — officially has no nukes
drug/booze addicts on public transport: babbling nonsense and nodding off in the corner, easy to avoid
drug/booze addicts on the road: will accidentally hit you at 90 miles per hour, rendering your corpse unrecognizable
trans women in new york state could be arrested on suspicion of "loitering for the purpose of engaging in prostitution" simply for looking trans until 2021. happened to someone i met at a party, actually
A lot of younger people seem convinced that a communist revolution in the US would also lead to LGBT utopia. But, is that true? There's a lot of historical precedence suggesting communism is highly hostile to LGBT rights.
Historically, gay rights has been associated with
you are not a based tradcath because you "converted" to fake internet sedevacantism for attention like last year. you are an emaciated cokehead faildaughter using your successful father's money to cultivate a cult of personality within the dimes square "subculture" (rich...
both before and after I've come out, and it never occurred to them that she was like the same kind of person i was or that it was fucked to tell me this so nonchalantly
if i were a cisgender lesbian i would be sooooo good at feigning surprise when the transgender baddie i brought home shyly discloses that she's trans to me
the wehrmacht is dead but the spirit of bloodthirsty methheads with god complexes lives on through the degenerate sadists of the american petit bourgeoisie
HOLY SHLIT
Pennsylvania residents are loading up assault rifles and patrolling the area where the escaped illegal alien was seen
$20,000 reward announced
the first version of this meme was kinda funny when they described fellini's "bicycle thieves" but now it's not even making fun of real art films it's just american chauvinists making up weird fake european movies to justify never interacting with other cultures
azaelia banks insults r rlly at their worst when it comes to trans women. she's normally so creative n funny but when it comes to trans women it's just generic transmisogyny. yr gonna tell me that fräulein petras, whose body has never even heard of testosterone, has a square jaw?
cia: fuck this guy, let's kill him
mossad: fuck this guy, let's kill some random waiter in norway
stasi: fuck this guy, let's send gay porn magazines to his house so his wife gets mad at him
british gang member: you've been moving sus, bruv. are you federal?
autistic MI5 agent: impossible. the uk is a union state with several devolved governments, not a federation.
actually conversation i had at the dmv:
worker 1: "i need help getting this young lady's name change through"
worker 2: "ooooh, did you get married?"
me: "no"
worker 1: *whispers* "sex change"
worker two: "oh... congratulations!"
i hate how tumblr popularized "freak" as an acceptable alternative to the other insults that were deemed too ableist. it indicates that one's politics are governed by the fascist disgust reaction. different = disgusting = enemy = target. "freak" was my brothers' replacement for
someone on priv remarked that she probably wasn't actually boymoding and that she was just putting on a show for the camera, and i think that's probably it. cis people at the time were fascinated by the "transformation" aspect of transitioning, and the mystique of trans women
the funniest disconnect between genital preference discourse and actual lesbian attraction is that ime it's always the mostly-straight girls who do this and expect you to top like a man and it's always the dykier girls who are ready to sodomize
i try not to bring up personal beef on here but the one time i ended up having to call this girl an uber home from le bain after she got so drunk she started groping the bouncer and she swore she'd pay me back the $40 "when my check hits" and promptly blocked me
it is so wild when broad shouldered sausage finger autogynephiles do this… you are stomping your way into women’s spaces and holding them hostage with the threat of cancellation and social ostraciczation if they god forbid aren’t cool with it and then you make fun of them for
every day i appreciate this app for opening my mind to perspectives i normally wouldn't hear in my day-to-day life, such as those of rapists, pedophiles, war criminals, deranged wignats, and other voices that are often marginalized in my leftist echo chamber
it's awesome how real anti-imperialists and revolutionaries like malema and the cuban and filipino communist parties can take a principled stance against the right-wing legal blitzkrieg against our hard-won rights while social-chauvanists like galloway are clutching rosaries and
i saw an interview w her and she was discussing how she's trained her speaking voice but still does the same voice for the subway out of force of habit
this is the average corbyn voter. he was raised by two socialist/trade unionist factory workers in some now-derelict industrial city like liverpool and he will start throwing bombs if the tories take away free school lunches or do another section 28
@spligga
maybe girls just call it a period so as to be able to talk about it in public without being clocked or something idk it's kinda crazy to diagnose strangers with a paraphilia invented by a quebecois pervert
butch at the function: i just think that solidarity between trans women and gnc cis lesbians is so important bc we're both oppressed for performing womanhood incorrectly
me, 12 drinks deep, pupils the size of quarters: ccan i hit befor e you go on t?
kids who think they're "artists") because you couldn't cut it as a real actress even after you sucked and/or payed your way into a side role in succession
my friend's loser leftcom ex was rlly obsessed with the dimes square scene and he used to stand by anna and dasha at events pretending to smoke cigs without inhaling to impress them. cousin greg rizz
now if only you could voluntarily self-identify as male and change your gender marker accordingly without the need for bureaucratic headaches or a lawyer
tired of transbians thinking all they need is store-bought tortellini. girl take your ass to the supermarket and buy flour, dough, eggs, olive oil, basil, parmesan, a pasta cutter, garlic, marinara sauce, and a sixer of peronis and shape the dough into cute little tortellinis