Ryebakes Profile Banner
Ryebakes Profile
Ryebakes

@RyeBakes

176
Followers
154
Following
128
Media
2,305
Statuses

millennial leftist who’s been cursed to doomscroll this stupid bird website until the sound of the seventh trumpet 🎺👹

France, 1793
Joined April 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
@soulohlove it’s a DESKTOP activity! I need 3-5 tabs of flight search engines, 2-3 tabs of airline websites, plus my bank account and a calendar, all going at the same time 😭 🫠
18
83
3K
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@Sharon_Kuruvila “coconut tree”
Tweet media one
0
1
2K
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@Demon_King_Lamb @MischiefsYT You need to watch a video on how they made this game. This one’s different, there are two different AI’s, the Xenomorph AI and there is a middleman AI that obscures the players location from the Xenomorph A. The X AI does not have the players exact location
4
15
1K
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@yc Because companies dont actually want these positions filled They keep these positions vacant for tax benefits They set up all these qualifiers so nobody can be hired, then they can write off the unassigned salary and benefits as fiscal losses It’s always a tax avoidance scheme
8
42
791
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@dril People need to know that if hedge funds went out of business we wouldn’t have any shirts to eat
1
22
498
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
8 months
@WellHiddenKai Literally how will they do the Sokka/Suki storyline without sexism?
9
12
499
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@SpeakerPelosi Why did our country erect statues commemorating the memory of traitors, or at the very least, of enemy combatants, in the first place...?
130
18
359
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@hotdamhistorian Absolutely ruthless, I demand an 8 episode HBO miniseries about how she created and subsequently wielded her invisible hand over the executive branch
4
9
367
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
5 months
@Prossperrous It’s giving….
Tweet media one
0
3
294
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 years
@AOC Old news? That’s not a denial. That’s damn near a confession 👀
1
8
279
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@marwilliamson The only reason the The Democrat party exists is to prevent a true American Left party from being successful.
10
4
246
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@coopercooperco I wish reading this had given me a stroke. Unfortunately it did not.
0
0
263
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@stevienicks420 I hope she gives us a fun 200ish days of presidency
2
0
253
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@IlhanMN NO. This hurts the retail investor. The retail investor doesn't need more barriers to enter the market. If this were to happen it should be restricted to transactions above $1M or some other qualifier that would exclude retail investors.
27
5
195
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@Liv_Agar When I first started using Uber I thought it was normal to sit in the back even as a single rider. Friends later informed me that it was very strange behavior and that I should sit in the front. I think those backseat rides are the cause of my 1 ⭐️ ratings 🫣
24
0
196
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
@ihatejoelkim Can’t forgive student loans, can’t break ground on interstate high speed rail, can’t made social security solvent, can’t fund universal pre-k, can’t make community college free, can’t can’t can’t…
12
6
184
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
7 months
@JoshuaPHilll IMO this only makes him more credible bc he knows religious fanaticism when he sees it…
1
2
168
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@InternetHippo With Kamala leading the ticket, they finally let people born after 1990 weigh in on messaging strategy
2
1
169
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@PaulyC22460803 @AOC @chamath It’s not a pump & dump it’s a gamma squeeze, and it’s perfectly fine when billion dollar hedge funds do it so why is it suddenly a huge issue when individual investors do it
3
0
155
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
5 months
@nick_____t My insane theory is these are all ads for galvanized steel. It’s ALWAYS the first item mentioned during the full room remodel montages 🤔
2
0
137
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@CamillaMR2 @AOC What a wild take; I’d love to sample some of whatever you’re huffing because that’s the only way that tweet could make any sense
1
0
128
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@weirddalle Folks, do not give her the blinding stew. The blindness will sharpen her other senses, the next day her sight will return and you will have only made her more powerful
0
3
131
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@seadog364 @Forbes @AOC Oh yeah, that $1,200 check given to the middle and lower class 2 years ago is certainly the cause of all our inflation. Not the billions in forgiven PPP loans, or billions given to landlords, or the 0% interest rates for banks, or the billions given to intl shipping corps..
7
7
116
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@tannertan36 Ok but every once in a while I need a dingy straight dive bar with a wooden ceiling, where nobody is talking to each other, a faint jukebox is playing obscure 70s country and keeps cutting out, nobody is dancing, everyone depressed and silently looking into their drink
0
4
117
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@ThroatLoverDeep @AOC The US is involved, we send nearly $4B USD every year in support of Israel and to sustain the Gaza blockade. We probably paid for the rocket that leveled that building and many others.
4
3
101
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@jun3buggy Nah one of my first times I went into straight psychosis. Thought I died, ran away from my friends and when they chased after me I thought they were demons trying to drag me to hell. I don’t smoke any more 😵‍💫
3
3
99
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@Kimbriell @AOC @mollymotoole @latimes When @JoeBiden is elected and Dems take the Senate, there MUST be public trials the likes of the Nuremberg Trials questioning politicians that are green lighting these atrocities as well as trials questioning the people on the ground. The Dems MUST hold these people accountable!!
10
12
93
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@maciethewh0re @GiornoBlue @CoochieReloaded Her whole anti-Covid vaccine moment was a very bad look and most young ppl saw that as a red flag that she’s Republican. Doesn’t help that she tried to backpedal on all of it with the stereotypical conservative excuse of “I’m just asking questions”
6
0
79
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@BernieSanders The first Pride was a riot!
Tweet media one
1
6
67
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@InternetHippo You do NOT exist in the context of what came before you; you exist within the context I tell you to
0
2
81
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
@benedictsred Lazy af sun tbh. Just when it has to start taking longer summer shifts, it decides to take a break in the middle of the day. No work ethic smh
0
1
78
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@Boringstein Multiple times a week these poor students have to attend class with the teaching equivalent of sitting Christmas dinner with far right parents who won’t shut up. Literally purgatory.
0
1
74
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@mpolletta Her response:
Tweet media one
1
1
66
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
11 months
@mattxiv Rihanna stans literally out there rn warning the whole internet not to entertain this, and I thank them for it!
0
0
66
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@thetolerantweft The prob is voting for the LEV who goes against your personal values is demoralizing, depressing. It doesn’t motivate ppl, it more often makes ppl abstain from voting. I’ll always vote for the LEV but many ppl disengage when feeling forced to vote LEV. How do we reach those ppl?
14
0
60
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@R4mzizi @ryancohen McD's always lies and says the ice cream machine is broken when it's not...a metaphor for the Hedgies always lie and say GME is doomed when it's not?!?! GME = 🚀🌕 CONFIRMED
2
1
56
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 years
@KnavelyNige @TATIANNANOW what… and I must emphasize… THE FUCK!
0
0
56
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@StephenFerrin @IAPonomarenko Ukraine has had 18 months of compulsory military service for citizens 20-27 since 2014. I imagine this makes them more familiar with a gun than the average American
1
2
52
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@CantEverDie That guy on the right is literally breaking the fourth wall, staring right down the lens. Amateur crisis actor.
1
0
53
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
1
0
52
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@manfrin @Liv_Agar I got back and fourth on this a lot, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!!!
3
0
52
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@YahooFinance @aarthiswami Reddit: We want wealth redistribution! Government: lol no Reddit:
0
1
48
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@TomZohar Us frociaggine spotting the pope at the theater: “Is that the queen of Sicily??”
0
0
46
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@bnease No, I promise we are just getting started too. We’ve got at least one divorce and two more kids with another spouse in our future. And there’s always the chance of a secret eight year drug addiction being exposed, and maybe Nana or auntie helped hide! There’s a LOT ahead of us!
1
2
45
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@CantEverDie Only explanation is her presidential campaign must be the first in history to have decision-making senior staffers born after 1990.
0
0
45
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@Liv_Agar I SWEAR they don’t! I’ve seen them get in the front seat in a solo ride home themselves!!
3
0
45
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
5 months
@jwlcstco 22 of those people were 18 years old or younger. About 1/3rd of the list.
3
2
41
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@rebelscumgf @LilNasX also, why do they always use such sexual phrasing when they complain "quit shoving it down my throat!" 👀
1
0
38
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
5 months
@MeganEllyia Are Federal law enforcement present? FCC Enforcement Bureau has repeatedly stated that police departments, state authorities, & local authorities have NO exemption from the federal prohibition of telecom jammers. FCC states “operation is restricted to authorized federal agents”.
3
2
40
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@rnostardently Tom cruise still has to play Lestat but recast Louis as like 8 different guys that vaguely look like young Brad Pitt and have them randomly rotate the role throughout the whole movie.
0
0
38
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 years
@thatonequeen Bob is right, we cannot be tolerant of these people and they must be called out and ostracized. The Paradox of Tolerance says if a society is tolerant without limit, it’s ability to be tolerant will be destroyed by the intolerant. Don’t tolerate the intolerant.
0
1
39
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
7 months
@FamousToph @GoodReddit You know why… 👀
1
0
38
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@boreal_rambling I don’t know who to believe any more, I’m very conflicted 😭
2
0
37
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@kaiserbrown @hotdamhistorian For current day, maybe Jessica Lange? They look similar and I think Lange can imitate Pelosi’s cadence of speech. For her younger years, I have no idea
0
0
36
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
Tweet media one
0
0
37
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@rebirthcanal She was training… preparation for this moment
0
0
35
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@Ceilidhann Walz himself addressed low-brow attacks on his appearance
@Tim_Walz
Tim Walz
2 months
And supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.
519
4K
55K
1
0
35
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@lovetolove_glam @TarotByBronx As a Virgo man this tweet REALLY twists my knickers but also as a Virgo man I am self aware enough to know that fully poppin off on this would be unbecoming of me 🙏 & lastly as a Virgo man I expect praise for the tremendous restraint I am displaying 🙌 yes thank u ☺️ 😂
1
0
31
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@AlyssaFranke This, this right here is what all social media subordinates beg their managers to let them do. And they finally got to do it.
0
0
33
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@vanillaopinions It’s because Floridians deserve punishment
1
0
30
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@MattRavenstone1 @katiehobbs Depending on what county they are from, either yesterday or tomorrow is their deadline to “cure” their ballot if it has a problem preventing it from being counted. They should each call their local recorders office tomorrow to see if their ballots can be cured.
2
0
27
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@gagaxjudas Ughhh…I honestly thought it was mid but fine at first…then the “la da dee” started 💀
2
1
30
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
11 months
@PanderShirts I remember when he died, it made national news. My conservative parents called him disgusting and degenerate, as if the evils forced on him were his own doing. Conservatives are evil.
1
0
30
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@kosh516 @coopercooperco The Republican party had no official platform for 4 years. For 4 years they literally ran on 45’s personality alone. “Neutral” statements like this show how ignorance must truly be bliss
0
0
29
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@plathiandc We all thought the Momala moment was horribly cringe but it’ll end up as one of the memeable moments that puts her in the oval
0
0
26
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@polishbyproxy @usatodayDC they'll try to cook with it and itll be the first soluble fiber their body has experienced in years, so they be blowing ass less than 24 hrs after eating lol
1
0
24
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@kudzubile @Exceleena Only has these for seating
Tweet media one
0
0
26
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@SenatorSinema So many words to say literally nothing...
0
1
21
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
Tweet media one
0
0
23
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
0
0
25
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 months
@PEWilliams_ It’s on purpose, it’s to make the public sector positions less competitive. Conservatives like their government understaffed, underfunded, and unable to function.
1
1
22
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@jbromovies It hits that sweet spot of kids movies where kids love it & get obsessed, yet it has just enough complexity to keep parents attention too.
1
0
23
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@BobbyBoucherJD She obviously wanted McConnell to see her vote with the Republicans. What's she trying to gain?? Which party is she aligned with? @azdemparty shouldn't financially support her reelection.
1
1
21
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@Loki_and_Coffee @IlhanMN The recent advent of 0 trade fees opened the mkt to more everyday ppl than ever. Its why this weeks mkt upset is happening. But entering the mkt is still scary. Ppl should be encouraged to invest; We dont need addtl confusing legislation scaring ppl away. regulate the big players
4
0
21
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@pembroke529 @JamaalBowmanNY @KeithOlbermann $4.6M on crab legs and lobster tails in 2019.
1
3
22
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@brenonade @hasanthehun Jesus fuck. You can’t have two gaffes like that in one day, especially not calling your fucking opponent your running mate like wtf
2
0
23
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@LinkofSunshine It’s so fun to see a Dem politician wield power unapologetically after watching Dems choose to be impotent for our entire lives
1
0
22
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@YoSoyRyanDavis @BuzzPatterson @AOC I will never get tired of theses replies on failed conservative candidates lol
0
0
21
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@RepJayapal If you don’t pass BBB next week then everybody will know you made that “binding agreement“ in bad faith. Everyone will know that you presented that agreement as a solution that you KNEW would fail. We’re watching.
1
0
23
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@eyeronborn How has that guy she sent off from her small council not made it to harrenhal yet 😭
1
0
22
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 years
@dbongino @realDonaldTrump You know what also SURGED in the last week? Disapproval of the compromised President.
6
0
21
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
6 months
@Zupancia @MusingsOfDeimos @SlippinBenny Shuffled around just like kiddie diddler priests through parishes
1
0
22
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@AllofOurBizznis @SenSchumer $676 Billion in Defense in 2019. Do taxpayers pick up the tab? Answer: Yes. 83% of 2019 federal revenue came from payroll and income taxes. Not to mention we also overspent by 1.1 Trillion. We could be doing so much more for the American people with this money.
6
1
20
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
5 years
@realDonaldTrump @NASCAR @joeylogano @Team_Penske @WhiteHouse You can go to NASCAR but you can’t go to the teach of America award? Very telling.
1
0
18
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
Tweet media one
1
0
19
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@Liv_Agar Well, as I previously said…it is time for me to move cities, get a flip phone, and simply walk everywhere.
0
0
20
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
9 months
@jeahtastic @Liv_Agar Too late I’ve already been doing it for 5+ years 🙃
2
0
19
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@Deb67088601 @DrEricDing @AOC Who among us has an appropriate life insurance policy? My insurance is like $1500. The average funeral is $3k+. Why the fuck do conservatives get such a raging boner watching their neighbors suffer??
1
0
18
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@Matzan481_ @christapeterso Yes, systemically raping and torturing illegally held prisoners for many years
@AdameMedia
ADAM
2 months
This paper is 9 years old…
Tweet media one
184
36K
78K
0
0
20
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
7 months
@MorePerfectUS It’s so easy to tell when corporate puppets like her feel threatened, because they always regress to childish performances like this
1
0
19
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 years
@SenatorSinema PR team working extra hard today huh? 🤔
0
1
18
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 years
@marwilliamson At that level of wealth the only reason to build more wealth is to impose suffering on the working class. At that point, if one pursues further wealth, they have lost their humanity. The words of the wealthy should mean less than nothing to every normal, humane citizen.
0
6
17
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
7 months
@fuforthoughtpod “Deputy, holster your weapon.” “You didn’t see it? You didn’t see it…” For me, that changed the tone of the whole movie. Any previously built trust evaporated during that scene.
1
0
18
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
4 years
@Belladonna813 @HuffPost Honey, ACAB isn’t a catchy bumper sticker, it’s the truth.
0
0
15
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
2 months
@Proletarianizer If you get weed psychosis, just stop smoking weed. Thats what I did. Literally thought my friends were demons, I ran away from them, they chased me and I thought they were trying to drag me to hell. An hour later I was fine and I decided weed wasn’t for me. It’s not difficult.
7
0
16
@RyeBakes
Ryebakes
3 months
@CantEverDie The second-hand embarrassment I feel watching this is awful
0
0
15