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rabid philly sports fan (flyers, phillies, eagles) and part-time florida panthers enthusiast

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Joined January 2021
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@chefbriere
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he just shutout mcdavid in the stanley cup final btw
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the flyers have prospects with the last names barkey, bonk, bump, and rizzo. i respect how much this team insists on being terminally entertaining.
@NHLFlyers
Philadelphia Flyers
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OFFICIAL: We signed forward Massimo Rizzo to a two-year, entry-level contract beginning with the 2024-25 season. #LetsGoFlyers
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tonight will go down in history
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all the people who say this joke about panarin clearly don’t know that the real reason he shaved his head is much funnier
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no hockey today so should we choose a player and start a lice rumour or have hrpf discourse?
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idc if players wanna punch him i am a garnet hathaway defender until the day i die
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B/R Open Ice
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Wilson and Hathaway drop the gloves 🥊
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went to the game today and i’m going to pretend like this is the only thing that happened
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i'm all for mental health advocacy, but wasn't the recent suicide of former nhler chris simon associated with cte, which is caused by repeated concussions? if trouba really cares about the livelihood of athletes maybe he should stop throwing his elbow at people's heads.
@JacobTrouba
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Suicide rates have doubled in the past 20 years in U.S. college athletes - @usnews 11 days ago, a @PGATOUR golfer tragically took his own life after a mental health battle and people asked how that was possible We must do better than this @spittinchiclets @peshghi @ryanwhitney6
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flyers tonight
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Fuck it invisible defenseman
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following matvei michkov is like being a swiftie except instead of waiting for albums to drop you’re waiting for the russian government to ship a 19 year old to voorhees, new jersey
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i may not be a kid pursuing hockey, but this genuinely brought me to tears. we love you laughts🫶
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@NHLFlyers
Philadelphia Flyers
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An ally and advocate for inclusion, @Laughts21 hopes to leave an impact that pushes our sport and society forward. In a recent @NHL blog post, Scott Laughton details the importance of Pride in the hockey community.
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i have very different opinions on these men as coaches but their contributions to journalism cannot be ignored
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the difference between paul maurice and john tortorella is that maurice says the things that everyone is thinking while torts says the things that nobody is thinking
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it’s been far too long since we last Experienced Flyers Hockey, so please enjoy this google slides presentation i made months ago and forgot about
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if you told me a day ago that cam atkinson would be the first nhler (that i'm aware of?) to acknowledge and accept being told he looks like a lesbian, i actually probably would've believed it because of COURSE it's a flyer
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atkinson...?? 😭
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in case anyone was wondering, gritty is a jonas brothers fan
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this interview is the reason that my respect for artemi panarin transcends my hatred of the rangers
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“whatever happened, happened” is an insane thing to say about your teammate who just returned from leave because an intoxicated woman was hospitalized after being found in his hotel room, cale makar.
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@sammyersson
doc 🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Note to all teams: intoxicated to the point of hospitalization women in your hotel room? Okay. You struggling with addiction tho? Not okay.
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there is only one man who can be the judge
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@PR_NHL
NHL Public Relations
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The @NHL will host the first-ever Stanley Pup rescue dog competition with pups representing all 32 NHL teams. The show will include celebrity dog lovers & a friendly competition with pups representing the 16 teams from the 2024 #StanleyCup Playoffs. 🐶:
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feels like a good day to bring this back
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idc if players wanna punch him i am a garnet hathaway defender until the day i die
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sigh
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Welp, somebody just got arrested at #Flyers practice.
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🧵| how the philadelphia flyers would respond to a “can you buy me pads?” text
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the difference between paul maurice and john tortorella is that maurice says the things that everyone is thinking while torts says the things that nobody is thinking
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Kristen Shilton
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Paul Maurice on Jacob Trouba being fined $5,000 for elbowing Evan Rodrigues: “Poor lad. Poor Jake. Will he be able to eat?”
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nola what? pardon?
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yay I Love Biting
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give oettinger a gun. but also give seguin a sword
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did bonk…did he just…does that mean what i think it means
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@MichaelBaumann
Michael Baumann
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"Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappel Roan is playing during batting practice at Citizens Bank Park, which I think is the final nail in the coffin for "gender"
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oh no! they made a mistake while making the graphic! don’t worry, i fixed it.
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@PR_NHL
NHL Public Relations
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Connor Bedard, Brock Faber and Luke Hughes are the three finalists for the 2023-24 Calder Memorial Trophy. #NHLAwards
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he’s been plotting
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for non-flyers fans: have any of you been seeing the tweets about matvei michkov marrying joel farabee for visa reasons. do you think we’ve lost it
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if usa hockey isn’t gonna acknowledge joel i’ll do it for them
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this feels right
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hank your greatest enemy gets stressed out when faced with a slap bracelet
@hankgreen
Hank Green
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I Have Been Saying...
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jamie's first point as a flyer was an assist on a frost goal and then jamie's first goal was assisted by frost. beautiful
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the new jersey devils have officially upgraded from missing the playoffs to losing in round one
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these 3 roster pics capture an astonishing amount of emotion. serving an inconceivable level of complexity.
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i don’t know how but nick castellanos was predestined to be born on the same day as jason kelce’s retirement. this man is gonna hit like 5 homers today
@Phillies
Philadelphia Phillies
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Let's wish Casty a very happy birthday!! 🎉
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did i just find an evil gritty victim in the wild
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they’re playing hockey together rn btw
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this remains relevant
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@Phillies
Philadelphia Phillies
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@emily_smith15 omg they were roommates
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LAUGHTS😭⁉️
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according to the official nhl pronunciation guide, torts was born to coach in philly
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when you hate on the panthers this is who you’re hating on
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not to be dramatic but i would die for them
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hey i know a flyer who would let you live in his basement if things don’t work out in dallas
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Owen Newkirk
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Wyatt Johnston said he hasn’t started looking for a place yet. He joked “maybe one of the other older boys will let me stay with them.”
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they’re like grumpy toddlers who missed nap time
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@JamesonCoop
Jameson Olive
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Tkachuk on Florida’s road mentality: “It’s just us against everyone.”
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tkjr!!
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did bonk…did he just…does that mean what i think it means
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WE OFFICIALLY HAVE TWO GOALIES SERVING CUNT IN PHILADELPHIA
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flyers fans do YOU want a young player who has shown flashes of elite talent? a good leader, great teammate, and fills a position of need? congratulations his name is joel farabee
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i really think quinn hughes would be the perfect flyer because—and i mean this in the nicest way possible—his pathetic loser vibe would fit in so well with the rest of the team
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@ohcompassion agree w the ftbc and igor, plus at least one of these four
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@mckinneykelsey
kelsey mckinney
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national broadcasters: the hit factor of this player is pivotal to the team's sucess local broadcasters: yesterday, i got an ice cream flavor that i did NOT like
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the rest of the nhl isn’t ready for Him yet
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@PuckLuck83
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5v5 P/60 Leaders - Forwards - Jan 28 #GoAvsGo #TexasHockey #LetsGoBuffalo
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please i need some messy stupid hockey back in my life!! show me joel farabee falling on the ice every 10 seconds. show me owen tippett shooting the puck from illogical locations. show me morgan frost attempting to make plays to cam atkinson. show me the peco power play.
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I miss non playoff hockey‼️‼️
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i’m very intrigued to see what the lines will look like next game now that john tortorella’s 3 favorite children have made mistakes and his least favorite child has been the best flyer in the ice
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fellas is it gay to think that causing brain damage is a bad thing
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@chefbriere What a faggy take Ava
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FLYERS WIN
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hockey reference is spot on today
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hey guys. lego jamie drysdale
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bonus: claude giroux
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i need to confess something i hope you all still love me
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he was born 25 years ago today
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joel farabee
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evan rodrigues vs the edmonton oilers
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genuinely unbelievable that fuckass trades are being conducted today and that pesky little orange and black team has nothing to say about it
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usa hockey why is this the only joel footage we get
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@usahockey
USA Hockey
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You vest believe we're ready for game ✌️ #MensWorlds
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when 25yo owen tippett is offensively inconsistent (with questionable defense): he’s the next rising star! love the extension! when 24yo morgan frost is offensively inconsistent (his teammates aren’t finishing the chances he creates): he’s OLD and WON’T IMPROVE! TRADE HIM!!
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cam york
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happy pride
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this is one of the funniest photos i’ve ever seen why is the flyers twitter admin being mischievous today
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bobby brink
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jamie drysdale
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flyers fans have not been going to battle over this man just for fans of other teams to find him and love him instantly🤺🤺 STAY BACK and let us gatekeep in peace
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for all of the canes fans that fell in love with morgan frost the other night— tonight’s for us 😮‍💨
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you’re telling me this man is ginger AND under 6ft tall and he’s not a flyer?????
@marnerdisaster
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look at this child he’s like if a middle aged father in a pixar film was an 18 year old hockey player
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the bedardian
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the 2023-24 philadelphia flyers, a 🧵: (yes i know there’s only 2 games left)
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defensemen HATE the fourth wall❌❌
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@nhltwts
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him looking into the camera like it’s a fourth wall break 💀💀 “well you might be wondering how i ended up in this situation” ass
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every time i see this tweet it has more quotes. do NOT mess with beezernation
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btw
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there is only one good hockey team named the knights and it is NOT based in vegas
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is joel physically capable of not commenting on every single nhler’s instagram posts
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mmmmm just thinking
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this fan base is deeply traumatized
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@jaayddd @tobreak_theice the craziest part to me is that hockey culture is so accepting of this behavior that nate wasn’t even worried about how it would reflect on him. even if he somehow knew for a fact that nichushkin is innocent, publicly calling him a good person SHOULD be bad for nate’s image
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i think the canes are an even less likeable team than the rangers
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time to WHAT??
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it’s extremely flyers to announce michkov the day before game 7 of the stanley cup final. drama queens
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philadelphia somehow always at the scene of the crime
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mtkachuk updates
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they're headed to the stanley cup final
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uhhhh so we have 5 healthy defensemen at the moment
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he’s always in that damn tunnel i’m starting to think he lives there
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@thejacqinthebox they need to put him in a dark tunnel with multicolored lights so he can serve cunt in his natural habitat
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i’m all for zegras as a flyer but if this trade involves frost then i will be so inconsolably angry that i may never watch another flyers game
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cely | beckett sennecke #1 fan
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I'M GOING TO BE SICK
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i kinda wish i could experience flyers hockey from an outsiders perspective bc it’s gotta be funny to see a different random player that nobody’s ever heard of go on an insane heater every week. like “who tf is tyson foerster and how does he have 7 goals in his last 7 games”
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the fate of the flyers now rests in the hands of this man
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Travis Sanheim left practice early. He grabbed both his sticks and walked off under his own power.
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@DAALiquid you can condescend me as much as you want but that doesn't change the facts
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oh BROTHER
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@PuckReportNHL
NHL News
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Nominees for the 2024 Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy, as announced by the PHWA, given to the player “who best exemplifies qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey.”
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i’m going to lose my mind
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