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elliot 🐥🍉

@marnerdisaster

8 months

2024 reading thread! 🐥💕📚 goal: 50 books

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elliot 🐥🍉

@marnerdisaster

7 months

quite frankly this is the best use of an nhl salary i’ve seen

Calgary Flames

@NHLFlames

7 months

The Lego Master is at it again!

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@marnerdisaster

10 months

kyle dubas and jason spezza being haunted by the image of max domi while they watch matthew knies and john ludvig fight (c. 2023)

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

i’m so emotional

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

the tkachuks are my royal family

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

i’m so incredibly gay

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

look at this child he’s like if a middle aged father in a pixar film was an 18 year old hockey player

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

look at his little smile

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

happy may 2

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

MCCANN JUST TENDERLY KISSED EBERLE’S HELMET WHILE HE WAS KNEELING ON THE ICE AND DUNN WAS GETTING MAULED IN THE CORNER

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

rip hak, you were an ok coach and an above average dilf, who will be remembered fondly

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

5 months

The #SeaKraken announce coaching changes. Read →

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

mhmm yep ok hey willy nice to see u

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elliot 🐥🍉

@marnerdisaster

6 months

extremely relevant to approximately every queer person on hockey twitter including me

Gerry Moddejonge

@StarkRavinMod

6 months

I have Noah idea who this is taking to Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl. Kahan anybody help me out??

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

3 months

✍️ We have signed Casey DeSmith to a 3-year, $1 Million AAV contract. Welcome to #TexasHockey , Casey! MORE:

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

simon benoit has a cat as if he needed to endear himself to me any more

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

in order: benoit, mccabe, mitch, morgan, benoit

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

Variety

@Variety

4 months

Andrew Scott Joins 'Knives Out 3' Cast (EXCLUSIVE)

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

stop oh my god it’s too much i’m so fragile

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

i love hockey

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@marnerdisaster

9 months

the 2023-24 kraken are nothing if not powered by love and attire related intricate rituals

Emerald City Hockey

@EmeraldCityHky

9 months

Looks like Adam Larsson is wearing Ryker Evans' #39 hoodie for his postgame interview.

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

please prioritize the safety and well being of all victims and survivors right now, it is absolutely unforgivable that the nhl is reinstating quennville and bowman and anyone who had a hand in allowing this to happen should be beyond ashamed

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

jeremy swayman isn’t hot or charismatic enough for y’all to like him in spite of the fact that he’s a bruin

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

please refer to this diagram i made if you have any questions about the goal that should have counted! it’s my pride and joy and i spent a lot of time on it!

Offside News

@offsidenewsco

5 months

"...Should this have been goaltender interference? No, probably not. But because the NHL didn’t want to decide the outcome of the series on the play, they blamed Matt Duchene’s ass for their cowardice." Catch our #TexasHockey Round 2 Recap:

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

the tkachuks are my royal family

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

LOOK AT HIMMMM

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

Offside News

@offsidenewsco

3 months

We are no longer gay.

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

willy taking warmups that means it's time for the espresso edit

big william specialist

@avslegend

6 months

so who's gonna be the first one to make a willy edit to espresso like

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

if i ever won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

emotional support broadcast is back :)

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

(through tears) KERF! my favorite teammate!!

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@marnerdisaster

2 years

@itsmitchmarney every road trip is a dads trip if your name is mitch marner

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

this is what he’s been training for

luke fox

@lukefoxjukebox

8 months

Mitch Marner is playing right defence.

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@marnerdisaster

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@marnerdisaster

1 year

manifesting more kraken goals

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

can john mcenroe shut the fuck up for 30 seconds so i can watch this match without wanting to kill a man

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

@yanoforsure joseph woll do i have a fit for u

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

let’s gooooo

American Hockey League

@TheAHL

6 months

The @mkeadmirals are heading to the #CalderCup playoffs.

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@marnerdisaster

10 months

cookie’s dad is too endearing 😭🥹🥹🥹😭🥹his phone background is (presumably) his cat and the icons are arranged so he can see the cat’s face 😭😭🥰🥹😭🥹

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

grubi assigned most gay person in the starting lineup by whoever makes these graphics is v funny

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken

6 months

your #SeaKraken Pride Night starters

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

this is the pinnacle of design

Offside News

@offsidenewsco

3 months

It's what you've all been waiting for, an official Offside News Co merch drop. With 58 new designs, you won't want to miss this! Sort by newest for the best experience seeing the new pieces. Check out the new designs!

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

@mkeadmirals @TheAHL hey i know the firebirds aren’t the ads’ best friend rn but the logo still slaps :(

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

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@marnerdisaster

9 months

@avslegend perhaps not in the same way but i understand it nonetheless

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elliot 🐥🍉

@marnerdisaster

7 months

oldest man alive but you wouldn't know it because he made a deal with an eldritch being to attain eternal youth

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elliot 🐥🍉

@marnerdisaster

6 months

hello lovely gay people in my phone my thesis got designated for high honors and i'm so incredibly happy about it aaaaaaaaahhhhh!

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@marnerdisaster

1 year

ALSJDBDOEHDHEK

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

connor mcdavid i hope when you go home every piece of soulless decor in your mcmansion is slightly off and you can’t figure out why but it keeps you up at night wondering

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

STOP DOING THAT. STOP IT. IF YOUR BONES ARE BROKEN DON'T PLAY PLAYOFF HOCKEY.

Sammi Silber 🏒

@sammisilber

5 months

Dylan Strome said T.J. Oshie played Game 4 with a broken hand.

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

i love u mitch

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

ANYWAY HAHAHAHA FUCK U PATRICK KANE MAY U NEVER SEE THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN I WISH U NOTHING BUT THE WORST

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

the preds are making the playoffs because of the pure homosocial energy of ror and tyson barrie and josi in the same locker room PLUS they have several little guys and silly nicknames

Emma Lingan

@emma_lingan

6 months

Ryan O’Reilly just called his #Preds wingers Gus Nyquist and Filip Forsberg “my Swedish meatballs” thank you and goodnight

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

a brief moment to say that people like @jimmy_prehm who bring good vibes and a love of the sport make being on hockey twitter so much better

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

The Leafs as Noah Kahan lyrics out of context 🧵

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

zac jones u are so real for this

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

ok most of this article is just david complaining about how he isn’t exempt from criticism and makes him look like a prick, but i think it’s worth noting that the headline and even the way this quote is framed is intentionally misleading.

David Alter

@dalter

6 months

"You guys are not kind to some people sometimes" As Mitch Marner returns from a 12-game absence, it's time he keeps his focus on what matters. ⤵️

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@marnerdisaster

1 year

this is such a big win and we can't minimize it. one player used a small strip of tape and forced the NHL to reverse course. but we also shouldn't be satisfied with just this win. the ban on specialty jerseys in on-ice activities is still in place.

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

happy pride! i’m reviewing a queer hockey book for offside news every week this month starting with beartown (spoiler free)!

Offside News

@offsidenewsco

4 months

"If you’re looking for a book that centers around hockey but isn’t a romance or a biography about now-bald men who were in their prime during the 1980s, look no further!" Read our review of Beartown by @Backmanland here:

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

@pearbea1 the absolute disrespect to grilled cheeseby

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

bert hugging all the bruins and giving them the plague

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

if this goal gets called back and i don’t get tims points for wenny scoring i’ll be peeved

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

luke prokop first ahl win babeyyyyyy

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

“you feel like you’re cheating on your boy when you do that?” otter asking the real questions

NHL

@NHL

8 months

Of course @JeremySwayman is spreading the love at #NHLAllStar . 😊 🇺🇸: @espn or @ESPNPlus ➡️ 🇨🇦: @Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

@admbeaumont the loss is actually an accessory that completes the look, very avant-garde

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@marnerdisaster

9 months

vince you are not joey scoring goals is not your job

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

them. if u even care.

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

i'm gonna connor mckill myself

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

@yanoforsure it’s also the fact that he’s still getting paid so he can go on his little vacation without losing anything that really fucking gets to me

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

connor bedard 🤝 mitch marner intimidated and/or confused by words longer than 3 syllables

Eric Gegenheimer

@ericgeg

8 months

We figured out the flaw in Connor Bedard’s game. #trepidation

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

guys i found kate

Michael Russo

@RussoHockey

7 months

Middleton big blocked shot on Nyquist to end Nashville's long first shift of the second

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@marnerdisaster

4 months

this is unbelievably exciting i’m going to cover my whole laptop in mitch marner femininomenon stickers

Offside News

@offsidenewsco

4 months

It's official. We have merch. We're launching a permanent Pride Collection, a Chappell Roan Collection, a Vesey Awards Collection, a section for the Classic Logo, and so much more! We are so excited to share this with you all. Browse the shop here:

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@marnerdisaster

3 months

offside news discord is overwhelmingly canadian at the moment pls help idk what any of my friends are talking about

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@marnerdisaster

1 year

i wish a team that wasn’t vegas would commit to the silly goofy campy shit so i could enjoy it more fully

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@marnerdisaster

8 months

kc

@knieshive

8 months

only got eyes for mitchy….im sick to my stomach..

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

@yanoforsure liz don’t listen to the haters i think you’re a genius for this

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

@midaeros consider: if a player i like gets traded to one of my other teams it's like i didn't actually lose them

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

@itsmitchmarney ryan reaves i have never been more thankful for your influence

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

@lyssax86 connor bedard as a noah kahan lyric out of context

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@marnerdisaster

5 months

@itsmitchmarney it’s a….puck bunny

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

u are missing out on so much banter if u don’t watch the kraken broadcasts

Pete Blackburn

@PeteBlackburn

7 months

An incredible minute in sports broadcasting

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@marnerdisaster

9 months

@jonmoxIeys conflicting reports

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

hi kailer nice to see u

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@marnerdisaster

11 months

the hat? the obnoxious red suit? pals, mitch marner, fashion disaster, has rediscovered his whimsy

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

the world is awful and scary but this is the first trans day of visibility since i fully accepted myself as nonbinary so i’m determined to celebrate 💕🏳️‍⚧️

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@marnerdisaster

6 months

KREIDS LMASDLKJBNLAJDBF

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

soaring, flying, there’s not a star in heaven that he can’t reach. but the ultimate prize is always just too far to grasp. no matter how many hat tricks he scores, he can’t trick the fates. the boulder will fall. the seasons will pass. and the playoffs will pass him by.

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@marnerdisaster

7 months

oldest man alive but you wouldn't know it because he made a deal with an eldritch being to attain eternal youth

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@marnerdisaster

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