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Philly Sports Ruined My Life. Opinions are my own. #RingTheBell

Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2021
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@flyersbrainrot
Colleen
5 months
We should build a philly/dallas portal outside each of their NFL stadiums next
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The New York / Ireland portal bouta start a war😭😭😭
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2 years
LMFAOOO
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3 years
Fuck it invisible defenseman
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3 years
One thing about harry styles is he’s gonna show up where you least expect him
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9 months
Cutter Gauthier apparently
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2 years
Imagine scoring a hat trick in a playoff hockey game and everyone is just talking about your brother slamming beers in the crowd
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9 months
Me when the 16 year old working at chipotle who is so high he can hardly form a sentence gives me double chicken and doesn’t charge extra
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3 years
Having a bud light 6 weeks shy of turning 21 and this man is acting like he killed someone
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2 years
Ivan Provorov makes millions to play mediocre defense and can’t be bothered to have his number in rainbow for 15 minutes. I don’t know what the opposite of leadership is but he captures it perfectly.
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Colleen
10 months
Give me 3 glasses of wine and an instagram search bar and I could figure out what is going on with Corey perry
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3 years
normalize hating the nhl and still watching it almost daily
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11 months
Pop Crave should keep tweeting about hockey… imagine opening your phone to “Conor McDavid stuns in new photo”
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Colleen
3 years
If I was a hockey player and I got placed on waivers I would text the GM and say are you mad at me
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3 years
This is exactly how you grow the game
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1 year
I’ve been pretty silent about this but I hope the NHL knows how out of touch they look when the players in their league behave like this
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The NHL has officially banned rainbow-colored tape from being used on hockey sticks.
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1 year
I am losing my mind.
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1 year
TK PUTTING THE TOWEL OVER THE CAMERA IN THE PENALTY BOX LMAAAOOOOOOO
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1 year
Never thought I’d have to make this
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3 years
carolina by harry styles is actually about sebastian aho
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3 years
Seattle really said fuck it take these guys back we’ll try again next year
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2 months
LETS GOOOO
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@NHLFlyers
Philadelphia Flyers
2 months
OFFICIAL: TK IS HERE TO STAY. #LetsGoFlyers
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3 years
Yes king!
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@PierreVLeBrun
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Bruins and Charlie McAvoy have agreed to terms: 8 years and $9.5 M AAV $26.5 M in signing bonuses, $49.5 M in salary for $76 M total. @TSNHockey @TheAthletic
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nhl pride nights
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I could have gone my entire life without knowing Bryce Harper reads hockey romance!!!
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
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6 months
Are you telling me henrik lundqvist got to see Chappell roan live before me
@FuckingHenrik30
King Fucking Henrik
6 months
Hank being at Olivia Rodrigo has me crying lmao
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OUR captaincy
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3 years
A WIN FOR JOE BURROW IS A WIN FOR WOMEN ACROSS AMERICA
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11 months
GRITTY IS HOLDING THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ALLIGATOR???
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Colleen
10 months
Thank you provorov for robbing us of the gorgeous purple warmups for this very meaningful event 👍
@NHLFlyers
Philadelphia Flyers
10 months
We all fight together. #HockeyFightsCancer | @Toyota
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3 years
ARE WE SERIOUS
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Colleen
3 years
Remember when Patrick Kane won the ESPY for best NHL player LAST SEASON ??? what was that
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3 years
Thank you espn for this image
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3 years
This is the bad place
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9 months
Nolan Patrick in the locker room is like when Niall goes to Harry Styles concerts for girls who’s One Direction was the 2019-20 Philadelphia Flyers
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3 years
montreal it’s time to put them in
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this is why i hate CBJ
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3 years
DIVERSITY WIN! White blonde wag attends hockey game with natural hair in a bun instead of using a dyson air wrap to get loose curls! More on this story at 10
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3 years
Same energy
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@male_wife The way he was literally just late to get on the ice too omg
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me and the girls discussing the flaws of capitalism
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If deuxmoi gets their claws into cheating athletes they will have content for the rest of time. Great business maneuver
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Bad Pancake
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I’m not even sure who I’d guess
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3 years
hockey twitter is all fun and games until you’re losing your home opener to Vancouver
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Colleen
3 years
Does the nhl know the main reason they struggle to grow the game in the US is that they run on a calendar basically identical to the nba’s
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tell me these two wouldn’t be the ultimate bestie duo
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3 years
Mat barzal heard the bing bong shit one too many times and did everything in his power to make sure he didn’t have to return to long island
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LIBERAL Philadelphia Flyers Cam AtkinTHEY/THEM Rasmus RistABORTION Kevin GAYS Joel FaraWEED Ivan PRONOUNov Scott Laughton
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Therapist: flyers goalie mitch marner is not real he can’t hurt you Flyers goalie mitch marner:
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Me watching replays of a hockey goal trying to figure out where the hell the puck is
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Hey joe burrow you are such a great quarterback! this is so random but have i ever mentioned my favorite hobbies are cooking and cleaning
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2 years
TEAMMATES
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THEY JUST PUT A GIRL ON THE JUMBOTRON ASKING GRITTY TO HUG HER BECAUSE SHE WAS GETTING CHEATED ON THEN THEY WALKED OUT TOGETHER AND HUGGED ???? AND THEN HE PIED HER?
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Mark Canha is a Pride Night icon. #LGM #LFGM
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Quinn hughes alone. he’s destine to be the sad brother
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Can’t stop thinking about this cake
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I have been on twitter for over a decade and this may be the most insane, out of touch thing I have ever read on this app
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3 years
Since you’re all devils fans now, here’s my very detailed map of new jersey
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Just saw the flyers are threatening to play hockey tonight
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it’s never been so clear who to root for
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Terrible thought just came into my head
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The people’s captain in his nhl 66 era
@puckopossum
probably buried in trash
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Claude Giroux trapped in Anaheim with no way to watch his own team play was not on my 2022 Bingo Card but I am delighted to add it. Somebody get this man a stream link
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3 years
instead of two nonbiased broadcasters on national tv maybe they should have two huge fans of the opposite teams duke it out in the commentary box for everyone’s entertainment
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8 months
UM.. THIS GOODWILL FIND?
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My cat when I tell my mom I already fed him and he’s just meowing for food because he’s trying to sneak a second dinner
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claude giroux for the past 15 years
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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
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As spotify wrapped approaches i’d like to say please feel free to post your results because I care deeply and i want to see what everyone has been listening to. With that being said if bo burnham is involved maybe save the post for next year
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3 years
Hockey instagram always on point
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I’m not joking when i say this i truly believe the NHL needs to raise it’s salary cap
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It’s okay everyone your favorite hockey player who has 12K instagram followers is not a celebrity you’re still so smart
@nypost
New York Post
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Celebrity-obsessed people are less intelligent, new study boldly claims
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LMAOOOOO
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Torts ATE HIM UP OMG 😭 This is legit the best flyers press clip since Jake called Sam a weasel. We are SO BACK
@FlyersNation
Flyers Nation
9 months
Here's John Tortorella UNLOADING about the Kevin Hayes report. #Flyers
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8 months
The flyers have been failing to trade Carter and bringing in goalies any way they can for a while now. It’s been pretty clear this day would come. We don't need to mourn the loss of Hart, he is a replaceable goalie with horrible character. His career should be done.
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Finally don’t have c*rter h*rt on my team
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now not yall saying you “finally have a reason to like the lightning” as if he doesn’t exist
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POV you just walked into a wawa in rural south jersey
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ngl when hockey teams AHL affiliates aren’t local i’m always so confused
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@FOX29philly
FOX 29
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HAPPENING NOW: Huge tanker truck fire underneath of I-95 near Cottman and Academy Rd exits causes highway to partially collapse on the northbound side. I-95 is currently closed in both directions. Avoid the area and use alternate routes.
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3 years
speechless right now
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3 years
One very important moment hasn’t been covered here yet
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Colleen
3 years
Everyone drop your favorite NHL moments from 2021 RIGHT NOW
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ouch 👍
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Tweet deleted and account locked, dude is in shambles Lmfao. As he should be
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3 years
How many complimentary drinks did the NHL give the hockey guys because WHAT IS THIS
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Just saw an application for flyers left wing on Indeed
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Colleen
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we fuckin on the mcdavid bed tonight
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Colleen
3 years
This is a good example of why it’s okay to not have an answer when someone asks what your 5 year plan is
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Philadelphia Flyers
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Say hello to the future of #Flyers defense. http://t.co/YNuH4spDgN
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Claude giroux trying to single handedly hold the flyers together
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3 years
I HAVE PEAKED
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Colleen
3 years
STOP GASSING HIM UP
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THE DAY HAS COME!!!!!!!!
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Colleen
2 years
These MLB writers are publishing full blown FANFICTION
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3 years
Add this to the “not everything needs a graphic” hall of fame
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you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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Flyers twitter HOF moment and they’re both gone now 💔
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Colleen
2 years
A year ago we were having so much more fun on flyers twitter
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3 years
no twitter crop means time to bring back my favorite TK picture
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