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TK🍉

5 months

wait… if you’re ruining hockey by thinking players are hot… and I’m ruining hockey by being queer… then who’s driving the zamboni?!

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2 months

the fact that they got the classmate in the back to come recreate the photo too is so awesome

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@hischiersdevils

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STOP THEY RECREATED THE PHOTO

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another great johnny moment

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jesus fucking christ lomberg 😳

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puppies loved him, penguins startled him

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Leighann Strollo

@LeighannStrollo

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I can't find the photo but Johnny Gaudreau writing Mother Theresa on the Flames International Women's Day dasher when they were asked to write important women is a story I bring up regularly because it's so funny.

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5 months

stars pls

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3 months

perfect 😈

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3 months

i need someone to do me a favour

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@CrazySadAzn

5 months

the stanley cup just sent a breakup tweet lmao

The Stanley Cup

@StanleyCup

5 months

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... except for me. Thank you for all the memories, @GoldenKnights .

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TK🍉

@CrazySadAzn

8 months

you are not ready for how tiny this goalie is

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TK🍉

@CrazySadAzn

8 days

singing “I can’t relate to desperation” while wearing a leafs jersey is pretty fucking funny

Short n' Sweet Tour

@ShortnSweetTour

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🚨| Sabrina Carpenter performing "Espresso" in her custom "Toronto Maple Leafs" jersey at today's show! #TorontoShortnSweet

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@CrazySadAzn

6 months

the oilers should be canceled for doing this to a rookie goalie with existential dread and a pet bunny

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@CrazySadAzn

3 months

she is queen. she is mother. she is a saint for raising 2 of the leagues biggest shit disturbers. mama tkachuk is a classy lady she gets to sip from the cup like it’s a martini.

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@c_burakovsky

3 months

every single video i’ve seen of matthew doing this he just drenches people in beer. but then when it’s his mom 🥹

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@CrazySadAzn

8 months

BREAKING NEWS!!! Mackinnon steals from children.

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1 month

I’m not strong enough for this

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1 month

“Love you little guy.❤️” 😭😭😭😭😭

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4 months

man just loves playing hockey for the gays it’s undeniable

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@KatieEngleson

4 months

“Nothing better than playing hockey in June.” - Matthew Tkachuk

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29 days

Frida Backlund just posted the most beautiful photo from the vigil on her story

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2 months

oh cool she makes Barbie dres- IS THAT A QUINN HUGHES JERSEY?!?!

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@CrazySadAzn

6 months

actually Sarah Nurse was a guest judge on the season 3 finale of canada’s drag race

butch fieri

@DasCapitals

6 months

"professional athletes see what you say about them online" ok so why hasn't there been a single professional athlete guest starring on rupaul's drag race yet

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1 month

I’ve run out of distractions so I’m back to crying

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11 months

I feel so bad for the sharks and their admin

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6 months

please lord take all of the coyotes suffering and give it to the golden knights 🙏🙏🙏

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3 years

Brady Tkachuk in post game media

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8 months

how the fuck did he manage to make direct eye contact with the camera mid way through getting checked?!?

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@CrazySadAzn

3 months

tonight we will witness 32 boys being sold (drafted) to one direction (nhl teams). happy boy auction day to all who celebrate and may the odds be ever in your favour *whistles first 5 notes of the hockey night in canada theme song*.

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@CrazySadAzn

1 month

it’s hard to pick my favourite johnny moment but the pre game glove kiss ritual with chucky is definitely up there

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@CrazySadAzn

3 months

good for her

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@CrazySadAzn

3 months

this feels like I’m interrupting a private moment

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4 months

wake up babe new gay hockey lore just dropped

ESPN

@espn

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Hobey Baker was America's first hockey star and a heroic WWI fighter pilot. What’s lesser known is his love for another man and the struggles he endured in the early 20th century. Listen to "Searching for Hobey Baker" now wherever you get your podcasts.

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@CrazySadAzn

3 months

if crosby were to leave the penguins it would be like the hockey version of zayn leaving one direction but 10x worse

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@CrazySadAzn

1 month

another favourite of mine

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1 month

I can’t even imagine how much these guys are hurting rn 💔

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@CrazySadAzn

3 years

The NHL: NO SWEARS!!!!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!! also The NHL: gambling! gambling! gambling! do you drink beer?! cuz I drink beer! If you drink beer you’re cool!!!

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@CrazySadAzn

4 months

since it seems like the stars need to be mildly bullied into succeeding i’m bringing this back

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@CrazySadAzn

5 months

dropping a grippy sock vacation in an interview is wild. pro athletes, they’re just like us (mentally ill and chronically online).

Craig Morgan

@CraigSMorgan

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"When I got on a plane to go to a grippy sock vacation, you don't think about winning a Masterton. You're just trying to put your life back together." Connor Ingram did, and on Wednesday, he became the second Coyotes player ever to win a major NHL award.

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@CrazySadAzn

10 months

I love when goalies get to do stuff they don’t usually get to do

Jameson Olive

@JamesonCoop

10 months

Alert: B🚫B taking a faceoff!

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@CrazySadAzn

1 month

he taped pucks around his waist for the combine so it seemed like he had bulked up but he still weighed in at under 140lbs

JFresh

@JFreshHockey

1 month

If anybody has Gaudreau stories or even just favourite on-ice moments, I'd like to see them

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@CrazySadAzn

6 months

they are the same picture

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@whitehartlne

6 months

matthew and brady

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TK🍉

@CrazySadAzn

4 months

the goalie appreciator has become the goalie.

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@CrazySadAzn

4 months

matthew baby thank you for that even though it didn’t really matter

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Bobby Ryan

@Bobbyry5409

6 months

@MeghanChayka Name 7 players. Not 1. Not 2…5-7. First and last names…go for it

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@CrazySadAzn

6 months

still not over the sharks goalies who has a literal puck bunny 🥹

leo 🦈🏳️‍🌈

@NIC0STURM

6 months

i hope that everyone that sees this knows he has a pet bunny who has his very own sharks jersey

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@CrazySadAzn

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🤞

Calgary Flames

@NHLFlames

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The boys need your help, #Flames fans! Help suggest their walkout songs for our four preseason home games and you could win an autographed Flames jersey! Hit the link to have your say and for your chance to win:

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@CrazySadAzn

4 months

that’s actually the optimal way to display merch. if i see it on a llama there’s a 95% chance i’m buying it.

Alex Baumgartner

@ABaumgartner91

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That’s one way to display merch

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1 year

hockey twitter coming together to blame jamie benn for the stars losing

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@CrazySadAzn

12 days

plot twist she bit binnington and she deserves the first star for her service

St. Louis Blues

@StLouisBlues

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Moo Deng has been assessed a minor penalty for biting :(

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1 year

they’re so unserious

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1 month

he once ate so much Nutella that he had to go to the doctor

JFresh

@JFreshHockey

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If anybody has Gaudreau stories or even just favourite on-ice moments, I'd like to see them

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7 months

queer hockey fans be like “she/they saved my life” and it’s goaltender Carly Jackson

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1 month

it’s that time of year again

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1 year

Is it October yet?

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3 months

matthew: out here living my best life us: benny is drowning matthew: this ain’t about him

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4 months

this feels like an appropriate time to remind everyone that matthew does a group hug with the trainers before he leaves the dressing room to hit the ice

Florida Panthers

@FlaPanthers

4 months

It takes an organization 🤝 Our Game 3 puck goes to our VP of Player Engagement Mike Huff, who got us to Edmonton safely and ready to go.

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3 years

never forget Johnny’s 1st all star game

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23 days

happy one year anniversary of the captain quinn era to all who celebrate

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@CrazySadAzn

1 year

captain quinn hughes. this a huge win for depressed bitches everywhere.

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1 year

Is it October yet?

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17 days

remember when the penalty called against matthew was so questionable that hank green momentarily put aside his hatred for him

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5 months

once you start referring to hockey players almost solely by their first name there’s no going back

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I’m not strong enough for this

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7 months

TW// sa bc nothing says leadership like knowing about a teammate being sexually assaulted and staying quiet, assaulting a cab driver, and doing blackface.

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3 months

this is the best day of my life

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1 month

the goalies were at Calgary pride today!

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10 months

the horrors persist but so does he

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1 year

I cannot stop laughing

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3 months

he’s holding her doll up so she can sit in the cup 😭

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3 months

nobody look at me 😭

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2 months

what a stupid fucking question

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@Sportsnet

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Which Original Six logo has to go? 🧐

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3 months

😭😭😭

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@CrazySadAzn

4 months

you ever think about how matthew went from being a buffer between his teammates and sutter’s abrasive and unpredictable behaviour to having paul maurice preach about having fun and enjoying your day.

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2 years

the most important Barbie

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3 years

I just think dougie hamilton deserves more love

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3 months

Just a man, his fresh thigh tattoo and his new emotional support cone.

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS - Justin McCant

@McCant4Life

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BROOOO 😂

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why the hell does jellycat not have an amuseable hockey puck?!? literally all I want in life is a little hockey puck plushie with a sweet little face and little arms or legs!!!

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well at least he’s self aware

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11 months

for what I believe is the 5th year in a row brady tkachuk has gone as a will ferrell character for halloween. dude is committed to the bit and I respect it.

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that toodeloo ass wave is adorable

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1 year

the way he looks so distressed on the ice has captivated me

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he’s speechless and i don’t think that’s ever happened before 🥹

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I can’t stop thinking about how chucky referred to Johnny as Hockey in his tribute post. as if Hockey was legally his name… it just feels right.

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4 months

tom wilson is in the same costco lovers facebook group as me and he’s always looking for deals on ketchup

Courtt 💕

@ChaosInTheCourt

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Claiming to be dating a current player has been overdone. Time to go bigger. Someone needs to claim they are Gretzky’s sugar baby. Or say they slid into bizs DMs and are teaching him empathy/how to read. Someone should claim they are dating a ref and he’s throwing games for her.

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this is 100% my fave johnny hockey fun fact

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@CrazySadAzn

1 year

QUINN WAS A GROOMSMAN!!!

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3 months

oh he’s really leaning into the bit

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3 months

good for her

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men’s hockey core

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how lucky we are to exist at the same time as theses pretty little white boys

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they’re gonna be the prettiest defensive pair to ever grace the ice of an nhl arena. what a time to be alive.

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2 months

babe wake up the first mini episode of tkeeping up with the tkachuks just dropped

Florida Panthers

@FlaPanthers

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A day with the @StanleyCup : Matthew Tkachuk style 🏆

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@CrazySadAzn

10 months

just a lone rat in the milk sponsored penalty box

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10 months

why is he like this?

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2 years

the nhl is so bigoted that they don’t even realize how much money they could be making on pride jerseys. I can 100% guarantee that more people would buy pride jerseys than military and st. patrick jerseys combined.

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I think this is her best one yet

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4 months

this is how the panthers transport matthew from place to place on road trips to keep him out of trouble

🇦🇺 🧡🐀 venus 🐀❤️ 🇯🇵

@venuslovesrats

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Did you know? Overalls were invented to store people's rats while they worked.

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love me a man who never blames goalies

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Tkachuk: “We gave up eight goals and zero of them were the goalies’ fault."

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no I will not elaborate

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(DISCLAIMER: I really enjoy hockey romances. none of the things listed really deter me from enjoying a book. if it’s decently written and not too cringy i will probably be down to read it.) hockey romance book things that mildly annoy me:

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if the nhl really wanted to grow the game they’d release a monthly tigerbeat style magazine

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Tamar Sher

@tamar_sher

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Meet Jacob — classmate of Jayson Tatum and Matthew Tkachuk who is pictured in this viral photo. He joined Tatum and Tkachuk at the ballpark today as the two threw out the first pitch as champions. #ForTheLou

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you ever think about how hockey uniforms include thigh high socks and a garter belt… just casually hanging with the homies in lingerie.

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3 months

taryn also a certified queen

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@CrazySadAzn

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she is queen. she is mother. she is a saint for raising 2 of the leagues biggest shit disturbers. mama tkachuk is a classy lady she gets to sip from the cup like it’s a martini.

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I know I do

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2 years

the tkachuks are my version of the kardashians

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3 months

“it’s the cup, girl.” alright mr. sassy pants

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3 months

he is ✨thriving✨

David

@David954FLA

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The Stanley Cup has made it to the Atlantic Ocean 🏆 #TimeToHunt

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1 year

new Lexi Brown masterpiece dropped

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6 months

let’s take inventory of how iconic Sarah Nurse is shall we. - holds the Olympic record for most points (18) and most assists (13) scored in a women’s tournament (6 games) -has 2 Olympic medals -first Black woman to win an Olympic gold medal in hockey. -4 womens worlds medals

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@CrazySadAzn

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actually Sarah Nurse was a guest judge on the season 3 finale of canada’s drag race

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