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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@MMAFighting If Sir Bobby Knuckles says so then it should be.

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4 years

@SimpleCubic @ErnestAkor If I did this and left home, I would think about that disorganised tray of eggs all fuckin day!😂😂😂

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5 years

@Latsfino @LFC @trentaa98 I think you meant world😁😁

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1 year

@kunhorace @Karveli_Kampala That was a karveli dirty move.🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@kellamckenzie What you are saying in simple terms is that if you're a broke man, you shouldn't have a say about the things your loaded wife does. Now reverse the roles and we watch you get canceled IMMEDIATELY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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10 months

@charlesgava_256 @baino_brian More like Paint and Simp. What has become of you our Supreme Leader? 🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

8 months

@Faizafabz My guy @k_ajuna sends them mm and reverses the transaction 10 seconds later. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@drwb12 @James_EdCthe2rd @_aouellette Holy Crab!!

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@wyclif_henry18 Wait till she launches you on Facebook with a caption "Baby wange omu bwati. #Kilovelove #Kanfumbe #MukyalaLawyer ." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Abrahamlyon1

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@_Byarugaba_ So we are ignoring the hundreds of times he has said those exact words? The latest of them being on the very day he was arrested!

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@brianpaulmbp

2 years

@ufc @Justin_Gaethje Poirier for the interim belt. Winner faces Islam. Gotta feel for Dariush though if he wins against Oliveira🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

@toolzbabe @Fahvy2 Imagine a guy had posted this!😂😂😂😂 His soul would've already left his body.

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@UltimateFighter @espn 🤣🤣🤣🤣most iconic TUF moments. This is EXACTLY how their Bellator fight played out🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

How hall boys lock their doors to keep Katanga men away.. #HostelVersusHall

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@FuzzyCatButtz @ahleeshaRanae @APimpNamedDrip_ I hope you are doing well RobinHood. You're a hero😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@NtareStories In our F.2 in Chrichton, omudati told a sub sub to go make him Kisyanga and the musub sub yateera 9. The mudati brought him a jabulani and told the kid "Nkokuwanoyenda mbinywe reba mbibyo wegazanye." I don't know to say this in English but omwana akarara omu mashaka!😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

2 years

Now that's how you launch an amazing kit. 💪🏾💪🏾🤝🏻 #FeelTheBean

TY Omujuma '09

@omujuma

2 years

VIDEO: The new TY Omujuma Away Kit by @avarcsports . #FeelTheBean

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@__AndiX That gender can never let you peacefully sleep while they are awake. But we are not complaining😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@RhysandXO @JonnyBones Holy crap. Jones, you aren't going to be able to sleep again. Someone is unfolllowing you.😢😢

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@StevenNuwagira I'll never forget when you missed classes for a month because you had traveled for the International Math Contest finals in China but still managed to show up and top the entire class. Top Lad!

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

In my defence,it was the first time Gayaza sent a letter explaining why they will not attend.😂😂😂 For this, I definitely qualify to be the GOAT.

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@omujuma

5 years

El Capitan himself, MBP once missed a penalty while playing for the School Team and like Jesus - he has been crucified for it since then. #HappyEaster #GoodFriday

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

The goal machine @Joseph_M_RW any day any time!!! 🔥🔥

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@ntare_league

7 months

#NLLXIV AWARD SEASON IS HERE 🔥. Introducing your nominees for the Most Valuable Player…. Who’s your pick? #NLLat10 🦁 #Road2Kigali

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@StevenNuwagira Bloody hell. I will never forget how bad that first ADIT paper was. It shook me to the core and I decided to work hard, practice more, seek for guidance from the teacher and by end of first term, I was comfortably sitting in the C.R.E class🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

This generation is so blessed to have him!!😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

10 months

@StevenNuwagira Wakora ota bro?

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@emeka_ug He clearly said that he didn't pass the trials to get into the Arsenal youth team at 16 but was given an option of 5 other teams and he chose the Yeovil YOUTH TEAM. Now Idk if this is true but you should've atleast listened in before spreading hate.

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@DerrickNahumuza One day I'll let you narrate this nonsense and when you are done, I will slap tf out of you and walk away without saying any word. You must think we're goats🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@MMAjunkie We all agreed that he should be put in the Octagon with Harris for small small 6 minutes.

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

We still thank the sharp boys like @TheNuwagira who saw more to this than just a helped us "see things." #PrimoTales

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@omujuma Admin, if you want to speak to me, speak to me directly. No need to go through the corners. That said, this November muterezze amasuuti

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@Abrahamlyon1 That's where the signature "I had an urgent deadline to meet before this meeting. I got a boda immediately after because I didn't want to keep you, my boss, waiting" comes in.

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

@LFC Did I just see the Ox😃😃

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

Highschool slay queens say "I can't date boys who still Sleep on a decker" and ignorantly push out with freshers in hall. #HostelVersusHall

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@omujuma And then you ask why I don't have a wife yet! Today was the one day you has to post nice pictures of mine. Could've finally found my flower 🤦🏾🤦🏾

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@brianpaulmbp

2 years

@omujuma @murungi_pato @StevenNuwagira @MC_AlanKing "Amaziina ninye Murungi Ngasirwa. Ka league fees ka TY aka season 13 mukandekyere. Ruhanga abahe omugisha."

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

@skhamiisi "We are fornicators and if we stay this way we will miss out on the kingdom of Heaven."

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

In our country we say "Porto wazze kuziina guma tukunyige!"😃😃

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@LFC

5 years

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! VAN DIJK!!!

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

The Banyankole have a saying "owamani takyeera."😂😂😂

Gucci icecream🪐

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6 years

Best video to light up your mood💯💯💯😊😊😊

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@aha_nue @mukama_emmanuel 🤣🤣🤣🤣 very unnecessary shots. You can't even let me feel the Kigali pain in peace!

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@brianpaulmbp

9 months

@ChAbdennor @Sa_Gwang The average man wouldn't be able to eat a clean shot from Justin. So he probably would have one cut / swelling and brain damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@jim_trax_japher The policemen must be students of the Legendary Barney Stinson 🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

To y'all big boys who made us play "children" in "taata ne maama" and sent us to bed every after 2 minutes,you are legends. #PrimoTales

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@ntare_league @sc_kalele @Albertmyles07 Hate that this was against my team but what a STRIKE from @Albertmyles07 🔥🔥

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6 months

@Mwesigwa_CoAdv @IvyMuhumuza You've got yourselves a hardworking and committed Associate. 💯💯

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

#AskMaani With a beard that thick,one wonders what's in the areas we can't see.Don't you even have lice therein?? @MaaniTheMenace

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

😂😂😂laughs in @murungi_pato

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5 years

"fuck school ,fuck school " but you dey first class ... bastard

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@KezaKwizera Konka reka nkubuzze. Twijja na @StevenNuwagira Lugogo notufunira bwa Madam? Omuntu kayayitwa eihamba.

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@kookiepro_ @don_munanura bro, this is the part we didn’t see🤣🤣 I now believe your theory about Jamaican women🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@_Khensiii In the words of the Great Barney Stinson, Challenge Accepted!

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@baino_brian I watched that game live. The reason they raised 7 players was because 2 of the players are from Masindi. They were back home and out of camp. 🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

10 months

@kasujja @TreyKapata There's nothing cassava can't do.

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@brianpaulmbp

7 months

@StrictlyAlvin @omujuma Broooooo. Just let us be. The last thing we need to be reminded about this beautiful Saturday morning, is our age and everything we haven't achieved yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@BuniChristopher Idk why tf such things excite the crap out of me yet Ik I don't have the nerves to pull it off😂😂😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@TheNuwagira In my mother tongue we would say; "Nalongo adduka mu nyumba nti ate mulete embeerera."

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@brianpaulmbp

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@murungi_pato Ba middle class mweraga. Our "supermarkets" don't even give receipts. Quick quick maths on that big Casio calculator and you are out of there🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@wyclif_henry18 That argument surely makes sense for promotions and growth in your career over the years. However, at entry level? When you are trying to land your very first job? Those good grades will surely come in handy.

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@Chiefbarigye @doryneak @k_ajuna @boastumusiime96 @StevenNuwagira @ErnestAkor Whereas I do not stay in present day Ibanda, I come from the lineage of the man who dealt with the ruthless colonial master Harry George GALT in Ibanda. So on Friday we drink🤝🏾

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

@TheNuwagira On behalf of the drunkards, we disassociate ourselves from this allegation.This amendment isn't for us.Maybe it's for the Sex Maniacs.

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4 years

@justice_courage Some people say that Captain Mugerwa of @Omujuma is also in that elite league.😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

@LFC Thank you Liverpool. I'll remember this night to my grave. I love you😢😢😢

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

#UoTFollowTrain I don't care about knowing y'all.I just need to look @TheNuwagira in the eyes and tell him I've made it on twitter bruh!

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10 months

@AttoGladys Everyday I get more fascinated by what Medics are able to do. It's crazy!! They should pay y'all much much better🤝🏾🤝🏾🤝🏾🤝🏾

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2 years

@albertKatruGuma Any DJ who doesn't use the number one MC @MC_AlanKing is doing a disservice to his/her crowd.

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7 months

@AAgather @AnitahAmong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why do we even go to work everyday? Suffer with all these taxes? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wooooow!!🤣

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6 months

@AbahoB8 Lwaki mujooga? 🤣🤣🤣 While I was away, the Lord blessed me with my rib. 🤣

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4 years

@ufc @stylebender @VisitAbuDhabi If I ever doubt Izzy again, I'll be a FOOL😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

@TheNuwagira Imagine liking this post and booom you wake up tomorrow with your dick on your forehead.😂😂😂

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1 year

@StevenNuwagira Source: Trust me Bro

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2 years

@sharon_kiwanuka I will tell whoever wants to know when they dm me🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

@LFC I think it's time to bench Salah for big Shaq just to wake him up. He is not playing like he is supposed to.

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

@epaphroditus14 All these sensible tweets just to get into her pants..😂😂 I can't wait to see her.

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@brianpaulmbp

6 years

@TnambaneNambane @epaphroditus14 We're still thinking of the best answer when she asks "where did you get my number from?"

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@omujuma @ErnestAkor @bombeka_ande @alvin_alynda @murungi_pato Honestly, it's Nyebesa's words that inspired me to score 4 goals that day.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

@Aboa_Banku1 Reminds me of this joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

@ntare_league @omujuma @jibuuganda @kembenda Let's go and cook #FeeltheBean

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@brianpaulmbp

9 months

@StrictlyAlvin @byamugishajose Bold of you to assume that I don't know the chemical symbol and atomic number of Silver. A full chemist like myself? Come on. 🤣🤣

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5 years

@sc_kalele @ntare_league 😂😂😂 mugarukeyo mwege orujungu.. mbu 'funs.'

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4 years

@mmagonewild "And by coffee break I mean bring me my coffee."😂😂😂😂Always gets me😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

7 years

@justice_courage @amanyiredarius @kangye_stanley A man like me who hasn't had a decent meal in 3days can't afford to slay a slay queen.The banyankole say,"atiine sente tahinissa."

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7 months

@Kajogofc Thank you my Brothers. That said, nothing will convince me to hangout with any of you in Kigali🤣🤣

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2 years

@StevenNuwagira @Educ_SportsUg @UNICEFUganda @GovUganda @JanetMuseveni Sabinyo's classes were really really fun.🤣🤣🤣 His clap backs were the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @justice_courage @DraganAtujune @bombeka_ande

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1 year

@ufc @USMAN84kg @MAKHACHEVMMA @InAbuDhabi @VisitAbuDhabi No lie, I've always wanted to know how a fight between two high level pro fighters would play out without long camps where game plans are developed and all.🤣🤣

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@omujuma Konka Obertan na BA bakaba bari abashijja babi!!😂😂😂

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3 years

@omujuma COOOOOONTENT!!!!!!!!

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@brianpaulmbp

5 years

@jim_trax_japher It was at this point that I lost it. Atleast have the sanity to apologise and let your apology be as looooooud as your disrespect!!

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2 years

@omujuma @NoelK_UG Playing alongside Moze and Noel at TY next season will be a dream come true.

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@brianpaulmbp

4 years

@MohammedLoonat8 I know this is not the right time to say this but; Captain* Captain Jack Sparrow.

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@brianpaulmbp

2 years

@KahumaRaymond 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @justice_courage , @StevenNuwagira and @bombeka_ande would run through that food and ask for more.

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2 years

@ntare_league @omujuma @sc_kalele @JumiaUG @jibuuganda @TheHeat2010 @peakshots @NLLNews @bangitvug @DailyMonitor @rotaryjinjacity @NtareStories It will be @omujuma

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4 years

@_diamondskies @CozyConnman @THEEEhottie Marry this mf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@brianpaulmbp

1 year

@murungi_pato @Shivanlinda1 @StevenNuwagira Matia doesn't just serve pork, he serves an experience. The dodo and ntula combine to give the pork a taste that will make you forget all the flaws of this government. I have not tasted anything better. Well, besides my ... okay this may be TMI🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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