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Eng. Uncle Tee

@TreyKapata

1 month

I want to further apologize to those people I called Old at 30 when I was 23

Eng. Uncle Tee

@TreyKapata

3 years

I want to apologize to the people i called old at 27 when i was 16. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Eng. Uncle Tee

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3 years

I want to apologize to the people i called old at 27 when i was 16. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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The man actually kept his word. Very rare occurrence in an African nation. Respect!

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9 months

The Nigerian coach to Victor Osimhen after the game 😂 #AFCONFinal

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Lazarus later that evening testing his legs after being raised from the dead

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What does the MS stand for ?

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2 years

If Tottenham draw with Norwich, we have to beat Everton 16 goals.

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1 year

Catching up on 6 bob lunch after sending her javas

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Drop a video of what men do when women think they're cheating 😂

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5 years

@elly_serwaaa A few moments after Jesus turned water into wine 🍷

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2 years

You gave the graphics gig to an A plus guy?

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Happy Birthday @Mukulaa

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@Melmaxxx The guys i used to call old mob are 45 year olds

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5 years

I got my first job in P7 vacation, I was an accountant in bar. It is significant in my life because it jump started my relationship with Uganda waragi. We have been dating for 12years 😭 she even brought her sisters in the relationship.Some nights we have foursomes 😂😂

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3 years

Dear Nabbanja, I have ordered for myself pork ribs, i have given them your number mwesortinge mani

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One of the lepers that was healed by Jesus when he arrived back to his house in Kitukutwe

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POV: When your international school friend invites you and you end up dancing mpele on tables after some whiskey

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Bathsheba’s husband when he was told King David peeped at his wife

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6 years

I finally visited her in kulambiro naye sidayo sidayo

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@AtimCharlotte Forever young

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2 years

A long braced excavation in soft clay is 4m wide and 8m deep. The saturated unit weight of the clay is 20kN/m3 and the undrained shear strength adjacent to the bottom of the excavation is given by cu = 40 kN/m2 Determine the factor of safety against base failure of the excavation

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😂😂 a jaj guy took me on a trip around jinja yet i knew where i was going then he asked me for 30k, i replied him in lusoga and gave him 2k he laughed “baaba wena osilike busilike nga ndikuvumula mafuta”

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1 year

Local shops in jinja this week #Nyege23

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3 years

I am going for Suuna Ben featuring fireboy DML

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3 years

As if Simon expected Bobi to go complain about the HM at smack league

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5 years

So I get a jaj seems old Me: boss tunatuka Jaj guy: Eno etika ente Me: kale *we reach a slightly steep Ka hill* Geee nvurrruuuu geeee geeee We slowly start descending backward Me: kiki Jaj: olya biki !!

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Nicholas Pepe when he goes to “hotel” in Bweyogerere to catch some quick lunch

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10 months

Finance guy: you might get something this week Me:

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1 year

On your new mac? Very disrespectful

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They just sent me a rejection email for a job I applied for in February.

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3 years

Gulu shisha guys will sell you a pot and smoke it with you, so supportive 🙂

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4 years

Giving a speech on your birthday party after 25 shots

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3 years

I got up early to come for a meeting in Gulu, we were supposed to meet at 10am. The other members are still in Kampala, i want to fight!

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6 months

Me 4 days later trying to understand whether the words said to me on match day were compliments or insults

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The apostles’ wives when they decided to follow Jesus

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6 years

Blue tick eluma naye double grey tick combined with “online” esiiwa

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Keabetswe🌬

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1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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5 years

Number plate UAL 345Z ogenze na kasumuluzo Ka toyi ya shell gayaza

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3 years

Kampala-Gulu is actually a 3 hrs journey.

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4 years

How boys check on you when you are sick “Yoo i heard you are dying”

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4 years

*female traffic officer catches me in a traffic offense* Me to the afande: you are looking beauriiful in this new uniform Afande: ateh tokisuusa nange manyi biibi

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4 years

My dad told me happy birthday and i replied “thank you baby” 😂 ahhh

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4 years

*Walks in with my pack of chicken* Mum: so you don’t want to eat our food Me: 👀 remains silent 30 minutes later Mum: 👀 Me: 👀 Mum: mpako ekiffi

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5 years

The role models for all idiots 😂😂

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6 years

Safe Boda banange guy stopped on traffic lights enkuba netukubila awo

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3 years

Everyday Uganda fails me, I quoted for a client and he said we meet up at the site for further negotiations. It’s been 2 weeks, i passed by the site and work is progressing 🥲 on my quotation.

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4 years

Society has pressure eh! A nigga will visit you and start asking you why you don’t have mayonnaise. Next time pack in a kavera and come with it

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3 years

For every 4 people that leave meat guy 8 enter, tuli wano tulinga muchele

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4 years

Today’s sermon: before you invest in that girl, know there is a guy eating for free!!!

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3 years

Dad: so the kwanjula went on well? Me: yes it did Dad: mpozi he was your deck mate. Me: yes Dad: so you now on the deck alone… Naye Banange

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5 years

Stella of P6B you felt sweet with your pen back then. We were very happy when Matovu sat on it PS: matovu was 80kgs in P6

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1 year

Albert at mezo convincing Sadio Mane iVerse can handle his social media accounts

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I got 1 point and my then girlfriend got 2 points. Boom academic assembly Mr. Alibundi reads her first then they later shouts my name. The deputy head teacher then quickly shouted “that one is the other one’s boyfriend” Mr Alibundi replies “Ha-ha-Ha” what a couple!

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16. What was your most embarrassing school moment?

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4 years

I entered this taxi nga ewunya emana. Let us behave while in public transport

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4 years

So Peter Griffin and his boys were watching a Korean series and it ended in suspense, they boarded a plane to Korea to find out how it ended 😂 i want to do such stupid things

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6 years

When you lied to your boss that you are home sick and you recieve a text from him “I see you🌚”

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5 years

A pothole on Kinawataka road has swallowed a vitz

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5 years

Eventuarrry 🥳🥳🥳🥳haq haq haq I can now call myself Eng.Uncle Tee I wanna give thanks to the Lord for the journey📚

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3 years

Gyptian’s Hold yuh slaps like it’s still 2010 in the main hall

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7 months

Gwe things are tough, an intern can give you an assignment

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Gen Zs are special, how do you delegate upwards?!😂

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👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

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1 year

Post any random video in your gallary

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4 years

I remember at campus i told this girl i liked her and i want to take things further, she sent back “😂😂😂😂” and told me that i am a funny guy. Fast forward She got pregnant for another guy and then she asked me “when you told me you liked me, was it for real?”

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6 years

When she says she has reached bishop stage, my mukono people do u copy 😂

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4 years

I dated a girl who used to laugh “hihi” in real life banange that witch. That laughter was a sign but i ignored it

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2 months

If i send you this just know i am early for christmas this year

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10 months

That fact that i actually understand that pain by experience. Leaving alcohol wasn’t easy but the thought of getting that pain again has well kept me far away from it. The liver is self healing but you have to enable it heal. It takes alot of discipline. The LIVER pains!

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Dr. Tumusiime Nyamurungi’s expert take & advice on dangers of ALCOHOLISM!

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5 years

How hangover parents pretend to be listening to the class teacher on VD

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4 years

I was going to send some girl birthday cake then she posted a screenshot nga some guy sent her 1.5m. Batulazze mature

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6 years

My father came for VD and left me with bread and soda. That is the day I became a business man nga nsubula buveela bwa coffee spirit

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6 years

O jewa ke eng ? (Ugandan schools version)

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3 years

A guy will leave kyadondo and hajjati will sit on his face. What are you saying?

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3 years

People slander food and go ahead to kiss people who eat it.

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3 years

You buy 30k fuel and it’s like you just spit in your vehicle

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4 years

When the company doesn’t pay enough

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4 years

my uncle showing us new children every annual family get together

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3 years

Been a rough couple of weeks but this one will be better for we are in the Lord’s favor.

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4 years

Btw we hide from some girls because mwana you meet a girl and she starts “eh mmhmm looking good tugende ongulile ne ku meele wena ofanana dollar” Your blushing is short lived nodda mu unexpected expenditure

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Kyanaku naye The wakiso giants have a better bus than the UG cranes 😳

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3 years

I am going to park at Kira Road police tomorrow night, turn my volume to high then i play “Outside- Buju”

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5 years

Hannifah your phone is off but it’s okay

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3 years

8pm soccer!! Location: kira road police pitch

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4 years

You just had to be there

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3 years

For the silent battles y’all are facing, I pray you have the strength to fight on

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6 years

Lucky Mbabazi should stop taking pictures along this ka one way 😂 fatal crashes are about to happen. The guy just couldn’t stop looking

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8 months

I have entered the banking hall of Stan chart just for their AC

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3 years

Omanyi zino vest ze batunda ku street, kati i bought some awo ku mutaasa. Hmmm pure blouse! Kundi show! Warra fak

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2 months

Loteti!

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It’s weekend:

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3 years

Tusimbwilhe!!

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9 months

Judas lscariot at the last supper when Jesus said someone is going to betray him

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1 year

Some bebe here thought Uganda waragi dawa tea was chai, she has been escorted out by red cross

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1 year

There’s a thin line between vibes and shame 😂

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5 years

Trying to shoot your shot but she has guy besties so called “platonic” friends

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3 years

This country is beautiful!! What a way to celebrate 🎉 the new age. To many more years 🍻

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4 years

I was going through kataza and I remembered the yr 2014 when i used to tell my people in Mukono that I have a girl in Mubs nga buli weekend ndi ku taxi to nakawa kumbe ndi mu zone with boyfriend responsibilities and no benefits. The witchcraft broke when my boy told me he ate.

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6 months

When you are trying to maintain conversations in only English wali ku ground naye nga bikutwala bitya

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4 years

There is someone’s daughter i tried to buy for gifts And she told me Oyagala kundoga abasoga muli bazibu

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4 years

Ka love language 🥰🥰💞

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6 years

When you are with your girl and you ex enters looking like a snack 😂😂

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1 year

Today’s sermon

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6 years

Martin Lawrence now legit looks like big mama 😂😂

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@DirmaDee Thank you 😌 i take the blessing

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5 years

Last night A girl asked me for 2000euros 😂 do I look like James St Patrick??

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11 months

If this lady had allowed me to proceed to primary 23yrs ago the English would be worse, she sent me back to Nursery school. I will never forget those words my dad told me when he left her office “mubintu byoona byoona mu interview ogwilhe luzungu”

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Met my Primary school principal yesterday at a kwanjula gig and she hasn’t changed a single bit. Surely teachers don’t grow old. 🙌🏾

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5 years

I am 10 days sober 🤗 I want to thank my bank account for continuously being empty

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6 years

So we head to the bar, kumbe mu boona nze Ali single have u ever third wheeled for 3 couples and the Dj plays “matala” nga gwe oweweta beer yoo nga ojigamba “I was born to luv you” It’s today that I realized beer is sour yena nga tagenda, bi dance move tebivayo 😂ah #menAreTrash

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6 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this naye oja gejja keep eating 😊

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3 years

Didi spotted praying for the national team. We need such prayer warriors

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