MUHUMUZA! @Joseph_Maaniii Twitter profile

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MUHUMUZA!

@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Focus on yourself Young King 💯

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MUHUMUZA!

@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

But you are not a journalist

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@KaiyzOfficial

2 years

If I wasn’t a journalist which job would I do ?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Happy birthday babe @lynda_ddane ❤

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

She has a man, he's our boy. He may not approve of our course of action but we shall fuck you up.

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@PirateMulwana

5 years

Waliwo omwana gwolaba nga alina work, homework, classwork ne holiday package!! 🔥🙌🏾

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Write your book and find out the truth.

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@MauriceMugisha

1 year

So the Nabagereka book is out of stock everywhere!!!! Have we now picked up the reading culture Uganda!? 😇

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Forgive my poverty, but which of these three is the house?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

That maybe nyash isn't everything 🤗

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@Itungo12

2 years

What do you as a man learn from this picture!!!!

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Why is Betty Kamya's appointment raising eyebrows?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

One day I'll put on a white shirt and black pants and just go around the bar taking people's orders then disappear 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 months

"How did you know I'm into poetry and spoken word?" Her:

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

Nobody: Influencers : the pare is already lit 🔥🔥🔥 only a few tickets remaining

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

We moved on from you!

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

When Brad Pitt couldn't find his ex wife, do you know what he'd ask? Angelina, jooli????

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Kampala Girls

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@Faizafabz

2 years

Good morning. Kindly recommend a good dentist in Kampala. Thank you 😊.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

The only difference between you and Nelson Mandela is the time served 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Let's just dissolve this country and everyone gets their share because how are we going to survive without Ms. B Kristensen😭

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Secured 💪🏽

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

For this interview to go well tomorrow 🙏🏽

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

My niece saw a wound on my knee and she asked me what happened, I couldn’t tell her Rugby so I told her that I fell down. Young Queen started giving me tips on how to avoid falling down 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

Week 1: You're so random and so funny and witty you fool 😍 Week 63: I feel like you need to take your life seriously and stop projecting this persona of a clown, my friends are laughing at us.

Fact

@Fact

5 years

Girls usually fall in love with funny boys.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Hey guys, I am selling Passion Fruits at 65pieces per 10k and 70pieces per 10k for orders of 50k and above. Located in Luzira. Delivery can be arranged at a small fee. Kindly support my hustle 🙏 Please Retweet and Share widely 💪🏾

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

"First improve your face" You Vs The guy who needs to improve his face 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

If she knows at least 5 DJs on personal basis 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Everyday we lit 🔥

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@Sudhirntv

4 years

Moka energy fuel station on Entebbe road is on fire

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

So when bars are opened, do we reset to Jerusalema and Utawezana or we move on with Fess ka fe bang, cos I have moves for all of them 💃🏾

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

We pack your chicken bones from KFC and deliver them to a secure private location where you deal with them. Call +256 783 506 364

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Your mother is my mother but Nyoko bro

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@JoramMaani

2 years

If you don't follow rugby you might think Impis is fighting to secure the league title 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

7 months

You are the people who go for Karaoke when you can actually sing 😂

sleeping beauty.

@Zuzuvillagebele

7 months

Guys! @PaintAndSipUG is where it’s at, look at that…..☺️

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

Kale you had the chance to say "my daddy" but okay 🙌

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@mkainerugaba

6 years

Our President ranked 12th best President in history, for economic development, according to a study conducted by New York University and the World Bank.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

This song? No!

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3 years

Do you guys still listen to the other song by the UOT musician you kuwanad Oba

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@Joseph_Maaniii

9 months

Being short isn't the problem, but being short of funds...

Sabi Radio #BBNaija

@sabiradioonline

9 months

26y/o Miss Nigeria Universe, Michelle Ihezue and her 57y/o fiance and Billionaire businessman, Prince Nicholas Ukachukwu for their pre-wedding photos 😍

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

I hope the people of Bunyangabu get the Fly Over you promised Makerereans

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@KatoPaul_

4 years

I've been elected youth chairperson (NRM) for Bunyangabu district today. Am grateful for the support. Aluta continua!

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@Joseph_Maaniii

10 months

These things also have diminishing marginal utility

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Sensational

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

I'll never forgive you for what you did to Gloria and her kids in Blood Sisters, I hope sister Omotola heals.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

MLS Dinner 2017 V MLS Dinner 2019

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

It's like people just attack them for no a parent reason.

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@jovia_nantongo

3 years

That dark humor about orphans ain’t nice.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 months

Dem call me Khalifa ✔️

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@solomonking

6 months

"I am by the names..." "My names I am called..."

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Traditional school kids will teach you that "you can laugh/eat/drink with them but you will never be one of them" 🤗

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@Joseph_Maaniii

10 months

The last job I formally applied to was to NBS Sport last December as a writer. This November marks a whole 365 of unemployment. I'm good bro.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

"Kale she doesn't know that I've banged her like 10 times in my head right now"

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

I used to mop the floor of the game center in the morning in order to play for free before the customers come. My mum found out and gave me the beating of my life. Till date I don't play PS.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

"Why do women think that men clean up for their approval and satisfaction. Y'all disgust me, I wish I could stab y'all."

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

This girl from Kyambogo found me at small gate and asked for directions to Lumumba Hall, I directed her to Livingstone Hall instead, I won't aid formication.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Ever met a long lost friend and the vibe isn't the same anymore? That shit hurts.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Nsubuga decided to pay his taxes directly to the beneficiary 😂😂😂😂

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@NellyKapo

1 year

President Museveni receives and appreciates Shs100,000 from Elijah Nsubuga. Nsubuga gave the money to Museveni and told him to use it to buy some "personal needs"; Airtime nga oyo, kikomando bwaba akyagade.. etc. FILE PHOTO.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Na ma hypocrite?

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@Akubae_

2 years

Alot of Swahili on my TL eh! Nimechoka 😩

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

I miss my mother's beatings cos they'd usually be followed by a tin of safi and a "half-cake" to buy back my favour 😭

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

For you at MUBS do you lecture Uganda's future generation of economists for no pay?

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@rggoobi

5 years

They were doing it for money. What happened to national service? Especially service where one is facilitated with UGX 55 million ($15,000) to carry the national flag. When will folks realize non-pecuniary reward far outweighs money? Oscar Lewis coined a concept #CultureOfPoverty

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Hello Good People! My mother has just constructed this 2 bedroom house in Luzira. It has a big living room, kitchen, 2 bathrooms, own meters, ample secure parking in a friendly neighborhood. At only 700k. Please RT widely to support her hustle. DM or Call 0773546198 / 0772974068

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

I hope next year I'm either leading a coup or going for a nude Photoshoot. Otherwise, I do not want to be 33 and projecting my inadequacies on other people.

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@onlyzeno

4 years

25 year old in Uganda goes for nude photoshoot as 25 year old in Mali leads a coup. I think you can see where priorities lie

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

MTN internet can't let you beat your meat in one instalment.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

If your girl from Teso hates polygamy, do not put her Among others.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

Uni life will have you eating porridge as the escort for tea 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

If I ask you to be my girlfriend and you say yes, you are just that, my girlfriend. Until you ask me out too, I'm not your boyfriend.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

The year is 2024, we have Safe Construction from Safe Boda Inc.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

10 months

In Kampala you be waiting for a certain payment so that you can also make a payment. That's the Kampala traffic jam we are yet to address.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

For this interview to go well tomorrow 🙏🏽

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Makerere University staff and officials beat them to it.

Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ) 

@benjancewicz

3 years

Time for the rest of the world to follow.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 months

1996 I arrived, 28 years...I'm grateful I've survived 🍻

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Absolutely no one: Ugandan Rugby Commentators: “Oh my God, Oh my God what a tackle. A SMALL MAN IS NOT A BOY”

🅐🅛🅘🅢🅢🅞🅝 ⚡

@guma_alison

3 years

Poets do your thing.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

The Sama they V The Sama they show you don't show you

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

I know guys that legit walk from Mitchell Hall to UBA and DFCU just to drink that free bank water.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

@godAFCno10 @Trevornoah Did you just want to use the word?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

You turning 24 today has made me realize you are 2 die 4 🥰 Happy birthday Mama Wembas 💪🏾

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2 years

24 ☺️☺️

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

Ugly people are out here shouting "twitter is not Instagram" 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

Takes off her dress, finds "petty coat" Dick:

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

I think I'm ready for the runway, just hand me a plate of food 🔥 📸 @Mattephotoz

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

If you get yourself a girl from Acholi… You’ve got yourself Aloyo one.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

If your last seen is 2002 but you're texting me I'll assume that you are a ghost and I won't reply. Are we clear?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Does Pirates know what they have in this boy? Their future in the #NileSpecialRugby is in Humphrey Tashobya's hands. #GutsGritGold

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

That window between 23 and 27. Tears only. Between unemployment and chasing school and unplanned parenthood and identity crisis. There is too much going on. An article?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

Finally there is a challenge ugly people can do 😂😂😂 Thanks to Jah for #MalwedheChallenge

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@Joseph_Maaniii

6 years

And the Pirate strikes again 😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Throwback to when Fik Fameica singlehandedly tried to bring down the Nigerian music industry with songs like Omu Bwati and Wansakata. Give that man a Nalubaale medal.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

9 months

And next year you'll be twenty-mine 🕯️

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

The sun is out, so are we. Let’s Go Rugby Cranes 💪🏽 #RugbyAfrica7sUG #NileSpecialRugby

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 months

So, if me and my boy decide to start selling weed, is that a joint venture? 🤔

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

As a Muslim = Juxtaposition created. With all due respect = soft landing for disrespect set. I’d like to be educated = entitlement to knowledge she can attain on her own. Etc I needn’t be highlighting the undertones because they are so loud.

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@roque55O

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@Joseph_Maaniii How can you tell that the question is not genuine?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

We can all agree that we miss The Graveyard 💚

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

I have this theory that small small Canada can turn me into Donald Glover @donaldglover Let's RT until he sees this 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

"hey guys, so it's Brenda's birthday, we are contributing a ka 50k each, dress code is all black." I'm the guy in white 😂

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

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Caption✨

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Every weekend. “The service here is shitty!” “Beer thieves and shisha tappers🤮” “What was that?” But they still go out again because; “Naye Kampala has gorgeous gorgeoussss girls”

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

I’ve finally won something from a radio giveaway 💪🏽 Thank You @CapitalFMUganda and how much is land around Kisementi? 😂😂😂😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

3 years

Make sure your bank balance isn’t below $5000, you may hyperventilate and/or even die.

Mutinda

@brianmutinda_

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Give me your best financial advice

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@Joseph_Maaniii

10 months

No shirt is too big!

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Y'all lied when you said this young man is a debutant 🔥 That's how you announce yourself!

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Last Call! Does anybody want me before I put my future in the hands of technology?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

#NewProfilePicture for the next 2 years...

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

My fav category 🤗

JULIANA KANYOMOZI

@JKanyomozi

4 years

Ebony 🖤🖤

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Friends of Bantu Vibes are one lucky bunch. Imagine supporting a friend's hustle that is worth supporting 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Joseph_Maaniii

10 months

Okugwa mu Pirates Strong, wakiri ogwa mu ba feminist bebamye Visa 😂

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@Joseph_Maaniii

2 years

Someone taps your 150k tequila and the whole TL hears of it, and you say 600k is little money?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Kyadondo is a solid 10 from Kigere to Chicken, Ribs and Skewers. But you people who eat ambience and price will never understand.

𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

1 year

What opinion about Kampala restaurants would have you in such a position? I will go first, they just can't make a digital menu ffs☹️

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@Joseph_Maaniii

4 years

Anyone else noticed that the side where the finance department is got burnt the most?

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

I know my President! #Kitgum7s #NileSpecial7s #GutsGritGold

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

So these girls came for your house party and stole spoons and left you? Wow! My X chromosomes rn 😋😋😋😋

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@Owishemwe

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Joseph_Maaniii

5 years

Nkrumah boys: We only date girls from Nana & Olympia. Them: 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

What lil man drew:

Phil Kiboijana

@PKiboijana

1 year

We fought about doing homework after I refused all his excuses to push it once again to the next day. The way he smiled when he got to draw daddy, I just knew it was revenge time.

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@Joseph_Maaniii

1 year

Watoto has money to construct a 12 storey building in Kampala?

The Observer

@observerug

1 year

Govt, Watoto Church lock horns over demolition of Uganda's first cinema. Watoto wants to replace it with a 12-storeyed building which includes a three-star hotel, 3,000-seater auditorium, a shopping centre and youth centre