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Baino

3 years

I once questioned a friend's decision to buy a bottle of whiskey in a bar at 1.2million yet we could get the same at around 500k in Kikuubo. His polite response. " Brian, ekizibu kati oyogeza bwaavu. With time, bino ebintu togya bisangamu buzibu."

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2 years

Mbarara is the most disorganized town in Uganda. From the poorly planned infrastructure, they have traffic lights they don't use. People park in the middle of the road and call it traffic jam, everyone thinks they have right of way. Cows just.

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Baino

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4 years

Finally went on a blind date with this girl i met on here during lock down. Been flirting and promising ourselves sweet nothings after public transport is opened. Safe to say we both dint like what we saw and have agreed to block each other(consent). Happy Martyrs day.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Emeka spent the whole year telling us about his Bushenyi girl only for him to go with Arthur to Zanzibar. Men will embarrass you.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Happy birthday my baby Dr. Maria♥️. You're an amazing human.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Only God saw us through. 🙏 😔 August Dump .

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

This is just one of the teams in the @ntare_league called @nshera_fc ... now imagine what others have done... the NTARE LEAGUE Is the best league in the world. #NLLXII #nsherafc

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

I stretch my arm out like that and I'm already touching your shoulders Methia.

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

3 years

Who wants we go recreate this?🤩🥰

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

To the president-elect of Uganda @HEBobiwine and vice president-elect of Uganda @JoelSsenyonyi . I have written down a few thoughts I hope you read them.

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

Just remembered last Christmas I promised my home village football team a whole new set of jerseys and 22 pairs boots 🙆🏾‍♂️

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

Men in your late 20’s thats 27-29, find a good compatible woman, love her and get married as fast as you can. Because once you clock 30+, each beautiful woman you meet will look like someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. Remember you can meet 3-4 per week🤦🏽‍♂️😂.

ManCaveUG

@ManCaveUg

4 months

Men who are over 30: Give one piece of advice to men who are in their 20s. It can be about anything. Shoot.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Did the 42 days come to an end or Ntinda -Najera-Kiwatule have the highest concentration of essential workers?

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Baino

@baino_brian

7 months

30 on 30th😤😀😀.. Lord how I’ve waited to use that ka line.. Glory goes back to the lord 😃😃.

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

In P7 at BJs(Not what you're thinking) Primary school, i was given 56 cains for writting a love note to Cathy our then class monitor. Crime1: Destructing the young girl's future & education. Crime 2: lying to her and the whole class that i was a Prince in Ankole #SchoolTimes

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

No amount of words can express how we feel right now. You were a very good man. 🙏🙏 Rest with the angels Philbert.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

She says Kakwenza is not tall enough 😉..

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Happy birthday @emeka_ug . Enjoy your day.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

At my sister's function (kuhingira) where the grooms side are Baganda. My old man gets up to give his speech; "Kakati mbade ninyenda okubasiima okwiija wano..." Guys, this man has been living in Kampala for the last 43 years.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Beenie Gunter is not appreciated enough.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Happy birthday my baby Riri♥️. You're an amazing human.🎂

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

I did passion fruit farming with my friend and we made total losses. When we tried to complain, my friends mum told us . "The problem with you young people is you want to be whatsapp farmers. Farming is a full time job." Don't do farming for selfies and expect yields.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Hunt? Homeboy stays in makindye just near Latitude 0°

Nile Post

@nilepostnews

2 years

Police hunt for Weasel over allegations of battering his girlfriend #NilePostNews #NBSUpdates Read the story:

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

The Viking army ships are arriving and you're busy taking chai mukalu..

Jinja's Pablo Escobar

@Ozelle_Kayom

2 years

Today’s sermon

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

I need this man's level of calmness when faced with trials and tribulations 🙏

Fahad Amir

@FahadAmirN

2 years

These kids checked their Dad's Phone, found messages between him & another woman cheating on their mom, confronted him as they displayed the messages for everyone to read in the living room. This is a Ugandan Family in USA.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

MC Africa is a perfect example of live now, you dont know what's happening tomorrow.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

My #WCW is my beautiful personal doctor @_mariebint . Only reason I don't eat apples 🥰😂

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Joyeux anniversaire @Rita_Arinaitwe ♥️. May God grant us many more years "Comrade" . Enjoy your day 🎂.

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Baino

@baino_brian

13 days

Towing the truck has attracted more people than those that went to Masaka for thanksgiving 💀

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Then you should have sent this through Posta Uganda.

Madam CEO 🇺🇬

@JackieAkampwera

3 years

I am currently out of the office and out of work mood too with no email nor phone access. I will be returning on Monday. If you need immediate assistance before then, you will still have to wait. Blessed Weekend.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Dear H.E the president. Dont you think those of us above 85kgs qualify to be transported as Cargo during this lock down?

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Happy birthday big bro @emeka_ug 😂. We are waiting for you in Bushenyi.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Owaye...its a relationship not a call center.

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

3 years

If bae and you can’t hold a conversation for 6 hours, then you’re not meant to be😍🥰

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

In this Kampala you're broke alone. A colleague has just bought Yaka units of 1m shs by mistake.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 months

Young Lawyer after he sent his girl office data instead of transport money .

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

I wish you a happy weekend 😊!!

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Baino

@baino_brian

11 months

9/10 because i am the only 1 remaining to make you complete🤭.

Linda Evelyn Namulindwa

@LindaEvelyn_N

11 months

Rate my look on a scale of 10.♥️✨🖤

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Josephine Karungi

@jkkarungi

3 years

What was the worst punishment you ever got in school?

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

But was the 31 million paid in cash or installments?

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

This is how players of one of the teams in the beer league traveled for their final.. some UPL teams players bakawatawo booda to match days hmmm 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂. Not saying that a beer league is better than UPL but UPL can surely do better.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

We are unbeaten... Man Utd ;

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

I may not be a civila aviation expert Faiza but; I could fly you to Maldives for a day Then we fly back quick Then we take a quick jet flight straight to Paris You fuckin' with the créme dé la créme..

Faizafabz

@Faizafabz

2 years

Now everyone today is a civil aviation expert 😂😂😂😂.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

How Gonza expects all his friends to get married. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

#NewProfiIePic

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 months

Ive had the rare privilege of being Zenos OB right from primary (Budo Jr)to high school(Ntare). Now, before Zeno got money and established, he was so ugly in that back in primary the teachers always made him act as Satan during the Christmas plays. Happy birthday 🎉 bro.

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

I know “beer league” teams that spend close to 2m per sunday on match day expenses before buying beer. Arua Hill failed to raise 11 players to play against Kitara & was subsequently removed from the UPL. Not saying a Beer league is better than UPL but UPL can surely do better

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

After 11 Years ,346 days and 2 hours on this app , I'm finally someone's MCM. God is great 🥰😂

Mary Bint

@_mariebint

2 years

#MCM the only gentleman left in Kampala ☺️ @baino_brian

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

So you as you Conley, do you like this photo?

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Baino

@baino_brian

9 months

Suspending an entire class seems nice at first until when your planned classmates are put on home schooling while you are sent herding cattle and digging potato gardens before final exams . 😂

Phil

@bamwinejnr

9 months

Wangi ?😂💀

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

If you want us to stop telling our bod a guys "lugogo ku shoprite " , give us a black Friday this week. Thanks.

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

Meanwhile ku ground Express is playing Wakiso Giants 🤦🏽‍♂️😂🙌 Not saying the beer league is better than UPL but UPL can do better

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

Behold, the man who doesn't rate David Obua. smh

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Baino

@baino_brian

7 months

The irony in this; for a man that was so homophobic being taken out by a manhole🤭🤭

Thomas

@Owishemwe

7 months

Anyway even the universe was tired of that gu man’s wickedness, one day he was walking on the street and fell into a KCCA manhole and died. I partied for a week straight when I found out

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Congratulations my people @emeka_ug and @MacklineAsiimi1 what God has put together...

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

I know lunch is a mind set but if the lunch lady doesn't show up in the next 15 minutes I'm eating this mouse. 🤦‍♂️🥱.

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

Abaasa Danniel and Bruno Akampa would rather frog jump to Kabale .

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

You're the same guys that pride in the fact that in each and every district and town you go to you'll find a luganda speaking person . Even calling for it to be a national language which I think is a good idea. But a Mulaalo settling in another region causes alarm?

Kelvin Omukungu

@KOmukungu

2 years

The rate at which Balaalo are settling in parts of Buganda and the North is alarming. One might think someone somewhere is engineering this🧐

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Nabanja; "comedians come outside for your 100k" Bruno Akampa👇👇.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Ever since Kabushenga asked Balaam for rain, the man has been releasing a few drops until Robert admits General MK as the next Supreme leader 🤦‍♂️

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

All the people I went with for Nyege Nyege in 2019 are now either married , have newly born babies or are heavily pregnant.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Dear @UgandanDjs association if you guys exist. Please tell your Djs that Eno Mike ya Zigidi song is not played only once.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

I fake resigned at work today and they accepted.

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

500k ugx prize money is the equivalent of 128 usd . Thats what a 3 bedroom apartment was going for at Elizabeth Golf Apartments in kigali for one night🤦🏽‍♂️. Not saying a “beer league” is better than UPL but the UPL can surely do better.

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

If you know football very well, youll know that its not the ball making that sound and neither is it the stamping of the foot🤭🤭🤭😭😭

Riri ❤️

@Rita_Arinaitwe

6 months

A star is a star. Who wants a one on one? 😂😂

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Baino

@baino_brian

19 days

Albert is so good & passionate at this in that, he can locate a Ugandan born Basketball player and their parents in Managua the capital of Nicaragua 🇳🇮 and convince them to return home and represent Uganda but tell him to find a wife in Bugolobi,Nakawa Division ,Kampala Uganda.

Hudson Mugweri 🏀🏀🇺🇬

@hudson_mugweri

21 days

Appreciation Post To the one and only National Team Manager @tragicanon , thank You for good work. The 2 years you spent talking to the young lads and their parents to come and play for their country is paying off. We can see how the U-18 boys and gals have you proud. 🏀💯

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Manchester United will beat Watford 4-1 and Jadon Sancho will score his first goal for United .

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Baino

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3 years

Innocent blonde has water leak and calls home 4 plumbers. Bang bros. com.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

The first time I broke up with my girlfriend, @MethiaLydiaN gave me a shoulder to cry on. She's such a sweetheart 💕

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

We first met this fine young lady when she was 17 and all she did was laugh at my friends and i for being too old.. today she makes 25 and already has back aches 😂😂… welcome to the club @SheenaKinyana . To more years fo teaching us wazeyi your Gen Z madness lasta.🎂🥂

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Congratulations @emeka_ug & @MacklineAsiimi1 ... the journey begins now.🙏

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Baino

@baino_brian

7 months

Today Keneth Ssemakula will know why Alpha Ssali played in the Arsenal academy with Jack Wilshere but is still only 17 😤😤

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Usually it's a smile, small node of the head and a low tone thank you as you tiptoe through the wet surface...

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@Mr_Mugii

2 years

What’s the minimum amount you tip those guys that be cleaning the washrooms in the bars at night??? Making sure the floor is not wet and dirty…. I think anything above 10K is acceptable..sikyo??

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

Decieve! I love you both ❤️

Riri ❤️

@Rita_Arinaitwe

6 months

Baino used to drop me to work in rain in 2020 😂😂. Thinking about it and how he chose Maria over me later is why you should leave Kampala men alone.

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

The General tweets for himself and himself alone. His thoughts are not a representation of what we from the west feel towards Hon. Musinguzi Bobi Wine or any other Ugandan from other parts of the country. #SayNoToTribalism

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

There is a difference between Nepotism and Tribalism. Mr Bobi Wine , fight Nepotism and we shall stand by you . Play the tribalism card, you lose us completely. With all the books you post yourself reading, I'm shocked you haven't come across the difference.

BOBI WINE

@HEBobiwine

4 years

You can kill the messenger but you can never kill the message. You can imprison the body, but you can never imprison the idea. Address the issues being raised instead of hounding people into jail cells, because that has not worked before and it will not work now. #TruthToPower

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Baino

@baino_brian

8 months

1998 at Buganda Road primary school in P1 when i found my then Girlfriend Natasha sharing her(our) Toffee Sweets with a one David😭😭 . Will never forget that ka girl i hope whenever she is she’s swallowed by a Kampala pothole on a rainy day 😤🙄.

King Melvin

@melvinnasasira

8 months

which year almost broke you because of a relationship?

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

No one wins you in anything, even this kisaati is the best ive seen🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😤.

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Jadon Sancho will score his first goal for Man Utd tonight.

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

Musimenta Ferdinand is a top lawyer in Kampala. At only 43 years, He's achieved almost everything a young man would wish for apart from securing a wife. Happy birthday senior bachelor.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

Happy birthday @Atuhairecarol10 . Keep winning bro.

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

4 years

Happy Birthday @baino_brian . Keep winning Bro

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

But how does an LC1 with no medical background determine that someone is sick or not. ?

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

The problem is attaching monetary value to a date. It should be simply about meeting someone you're interested in, you are romantically involvedwith, or even just a friend . It could even be just evening walks, sitting in park or even hanging out at a play ground.

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

But people who drink alcohol and work the next day how do you manage 🤔. Ehh ehh

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Happy birthday @MethiaLydiaN dear. May you reach greater "heights" this year. 😂🎂

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

This is how our emcees enjoy other people's weddings only for them to go back home lonely to empty rooms "balyooke basule ku pillow embisi nga bakibidwa Heartbreaks lunaana per minute"

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Today as we linned up to play some soccer at pana with some random guys.... @markopolo94 and myself are put on the same team. Some guy( on our team) complains; "Naye team nga tezili balanced, ffe mwatuwade ba manager atte balabika na balwade ba sukaali"

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Baino

@baino_brian

5 months

6 years ago i was a mad man 🙌😂. Ehh Whats this ? #Road2Kigali

Ntare Lions League

@ntare_league

2 years

VIDEO: Never gets old. 😂😂😂 @baino_brian and @EmceeSeth at the launch of NLL Season 10 at Gems Cambridge - 2018. #NLLXII

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Baino

@baino_brian

2 years

After looking around the whole house and failing to find an ear ring to use to remove a sim card from the phone, has given me more motivation to get married.

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Baino

@baino_brian

28 days

Upto this day , we are yet to see a full picture of Aggrey standing next to other people. Dont you have friends?

Gumisiriza

@Aggrie_

28 days

Sunset thread.

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

As a person who once almost ate a vest due to extreme hunger at campus...this is not a good idea...

𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨

@Exulansista

1 year

cookie pillows 🍪

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

This is the real TY…🤭😤 Team Ya Ruhanga 😍😄😄😄….

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 years

This will save us from the usual lugambo of .."naye obade okimanyi nti Amama Mbabazi ye nanyini Airport"

The.PR.Guy

@kezio_musoke

4 years

If #Covid19 doesn’t kill us it will get the best of creative brains. See what taxi motto operators (riders) in Uganda came up with .... #Innovation

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

Former KCCA FC player Bright Anukani's goal recognized by Fifa as a potential Puskas award nominee . Bright and Uganda 🇺🇬 to the world 🤭👏👏.

FIFA

@FIFAcom

1 year

This long-range effort from Bright Anukani from @VipersSC 😱

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Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

UPDATE: Losing 4-0 inside first 35 mins 7 complete passes But kasta the boys are smartly dressed 🤭😌

Baino

@baino_brian

6 months

Just remembered last Christmas I promised my home village football team a whole new set of jerseys and 22 pairs boots 🙆🏾‍♂️

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Baino

@baino_brian

3 years

Joy Akatukunda 💫 - Social Media Marketing

@akatukunda_

3 years

Sweet like Mocha ☕️ 😍

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

When you're done bring me your CV and transcripts we see what to do.

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@baino_brian

3 years

Today @MKasheeka 's friends took him to the Zoo to show him that even wild animals have partners and he doesn't. Such friends are for keeps.

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

Aita Joel has been an inspiration to many youths to work hard and make it. Up until today's ka picture, guys are like. " arghhh he's also one of them."

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Baino

@baino_brian

4 months

We be busy fighting UPL and Ntare league then someone does this.. how are we supposed to remain focused 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂 uhhh

Ms_Vee👸🏽

@MissBagamba

4 months

Wcw🌚💫

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Baino

@baino_brian

1 year

This man came to the league once in 2021, got a woman and disappeared. Then we have my two brothers Wanman and Ferdie who have attended since 2014 with zero results 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.

Ntare Lions League

@ntare_league

1 year

Fruits of the @ntare_league #WeComeNotToPlay

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