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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
But the top story is when he suspended his own son and told him to bring his parents , so Kato goes and brings the mum. Bonshe asks his own wife why his son is misbehaving and the wife replied “ he got the bad behavior from his father ‘ 😂
@Nabimara_paul
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10 months
Ntare guys, I present to you the Mighty Bonshe 😂......Share your story
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
Percolator with a power bank at 8k .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
This guy once saw a guy escaping through Chrichton Nturis , he only mastered the shape of his head. The man came on Monday with a drawing of a head😂😂. He found the guy with the exact shape in S.3D
@Nabimara_paul
Nile Specialist🇺🇬
10 months
Ntare guys, I present to you the Mighty Bonshe 😂......Share your story
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@AbbottBirungi
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10 months
Science in Statistics bagged . To God be the Glory .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 months
Don’t forget to talk about how Uganda Waragi lies that it’s 750m in the big bottle but if you use a calibrated beaker it’s actually 735mm.
@mkiboneka
iAm Uncle Mo
2 months
I really need to release this video on corruption
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 month
Omuntu nasharamu ashwera omulango abanyabuzare bayenda beyite.
@0_BENTLEY_
Wanjiru 🖤🐺
1 month
God made 🥰
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
Some guys think that they are more Ugandan than others just because they are ugly .
@NupQuin
Monica Katasii
2 months
Why make a rwandese MISS UGANDA?? Why not give a chance to native Ugandans??
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@AbbottBirungi
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3 months
There is this passenger plane owned by Garuga Musinguzi from Kanungu to Entebbe , when it reaches Lukaya the pilot parks in the air then the air hostesses use ropes to go down , buy chicken and roasted meat for all the passengers on board . It’s just fun using this airline .
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
Police is just lucky that Ngabo academy is not located in Kampala. Those guys could beat the whole barracks alone .
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
+1 Happy birthday to me
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 months
Me: How much is that Hinsese fridge. Chinese guy : Hisense Fridge 600 give you , 500 last price . Fridge good good . Chinghong 450 last price . Me: Hisense 400 give me , chinghong don’t want . Chinese guy: 400 give you Xinfei or wanbao .sell you good good price . 😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
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7 months
Went for the @ChaapaLeague today and tried to poach on their wags . She is coming for the @ntare_league finale in Kigali @ #Road2kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
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7 months
Called my Dad yesterday early morning to just tell him “ Mzee Webare kuntwara kushomera Ntare School” ended the call and sent him some fuel money . #Road2Kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
I can make your girlfriends laugh this hard at a cost. Support my hustle
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 years
Just added another year. Thank you God , my family, my hustles and my ex.
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
But @marvin_oshaba why???? 😂😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
@Owishemwe I know a kafunda in Bukoto a kilo is 7k though the pigs be stolen so you eat standing and ready to run anytime the police comes to the ka pork joint
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Normalize associating with winners
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@AbbottBirungi
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1 month
HR is calling you in the managers office , they saw your video on stage serving rubs to Ya Levis .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 months
You cuddle with an informal sector hunnie and she smears you ring worms 😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
18 days
Very ready for the new season . 20 goals in @ntare_league
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Sim 1 or Sim 2 ?
@AnkoreGirl
un aborted sperm
1 year
When you look at ntare boys they sim to be humble, Check wether your boyfriend is out
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
From the Ntare league being better than UPL , we shall push the @nshera_fc being better than @ManUtd agenda 😂😂😂😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 months
On a rainy Sunday , muddy pitch . Mr Brian after 90minutes of the game.
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 months
Finished first , went to my house showered , had buchai and 4 chapus before the second guy reached the gate .
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@Ntare_School
Ntare School
4 months
📍The Inter-house cross country marathon taking place now @Ntare School 🖥️Ntare School Desk🖥️
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Happy birthday to me.
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 months
Guess who is going to church in a Nturi jersey this Sunday 😛
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
17 days
Nimpurira ekihumi kyejooki omumutwe. Have finished water from the dispenser 😂😂
@NLLNews
NLL News
17 days
We are here for a good time🫡 @AbbottBirungi with his jug from @NileSpecial #NLLNews #NLLXV
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
No way teams are cooking this hard for just an alumni league finale @omujuma has delivered 💯💯💯
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 months
In soccer galas of 2014 Ntare vs Welden match , Oshaba Marvin was so good at dribbling , he dribbled past all the players of welden on Ntare pitch A, dribbled past fans behind the goal posts , by then Kakyeka main stadium had no fence , the boy crossed and entered the main 1/2
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Just remembered some Rwandese Chic I gave a tip of 40k francs in Kigali, now I don’t have supper 🥹🥹🥹
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
6 months
But Uganda TL , an accident in the morning, a child is a setback in the afternoon you go to sleep with manya Lucy smize is beaten by the husband .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
But why all this pressure 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Road2kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
5 months
My Rolex guy has just created a WhatsApp group , added all his customers to just tell us that he hasn’t worked today . 😂😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
17 days
To my dear fans , I didn’t score yesterday because of a wound on my thumb but coming back stronger . The destroyer in me is still alive . #NLLXV
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@AbbottBirungi
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3 months
So excited to play my first game for Nottingham Forest .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Me on 10th march chilling with Umutoni, Mutetsi, Irandukunda, Uwineza, Umwiza , Uwera during @ntare_league finale in Kigali .
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@AbbottBirungi
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1 year
During our first evening prep, a tall dark guy putting on a suit entered our class and told us that at Ntare they don’t write names on books , he later gave us an exercise and told us to write on the last page of the book. We did the exercise and handed in .
@OmonaOJ
Jery
1 year
That first day in boarding school was a very traumatic experience 💀💀
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
The venue is set, the shorts are set , the Luseke is set
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Enroute to Kigali Ntare league committee Advance team #Road2kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
What a signing 🔥 €200m . @sc_kalele @ntare_league
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
🥹🥹🥹
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
You have fixed all types of cars but fixing your love life is where you draw the line
@AtukundaArnold
Arnold Black
7 months
Troubleshooting and solving hard problems, understanding the complexities of vehicles, +a lot of creativity. Automotive engineering is beyond what people here think it is! Here, people think you must be covered in oil & torn-dirty clothing, probably surviving below $2 a day!
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@AbbottBirungi
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@Atuhairecarol10
Atuhaire Caroline
6 months
March photo dump 🌚
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
Just remembered when I wrote a love letter to some girl at Maryhill and she replied on a graph paper 🥹🥹
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 years
It’s only money lacking in this relationship
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@AbbottBirungi
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7 months
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@AllanSseky
THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬
7 months
Oba agaboozi ga Ntare league gaggwa ddi 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Now waiting for @mkiboneka to give us that funny part in this Hakimi story . I know he will also attack ba mufuna mpola😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
9 months
Reeba veg pie ya mutungi
@chubbyaudrey22
🍼Chubby Audrey🍕
9 months
As we wait for lunch 🤗
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@AbbottBirungi
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9 months
Best movie I have watched in my life
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@Atuhairecarol10
Atuhaire Caroline
9 months
What do you recommend on Netflix?
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 month
China town is here for us 😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
Being new at a workplace and guys treat you like a Musya( senior one kid) . Guys have sent me to the field on the day they are having their end of year party . I will miss this food and liqs
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Am already international🔥 #Road2Kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
Who Ka lunch mukafunye
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
The battle is on . A. Or. B
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 months
By the time the last guy entered , the first guy would have finished 6 banoz and 4 cups of hot nshera
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@AbbottBirungi
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3 months
I have suffered in this world of sport. Am retiring soon .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
So cute, if I had met you before Jesus I woulda given my life to you as my personal Saviour .
@AsiimireDebbie
Debbie🙏
10 months
30 years and still counting🫂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 months
💔💔
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
It’s the time to chose between these masterpieces #Road2Kigali #NLLat10
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 month
Guy, @sc_kalele is seducing your captain . 2m per gameweek .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
This guy gave us life time bangers
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
We started the chat well , she was so lovely, daily sweet messages but when I had started falling in love she called me bro😭
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
Nomanya kugyesha oburo nkutware Rukungiri?
@UweraLyndah
Uwera 🦋
10 months
Who wants to take me to their village for Christmas 🎄?
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
Ka monochrome kali katya
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
8 months
This Ntare league finale won’t leave us the same 😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
2 months
I just keep online on frio nights waiting for those guys that i demand my ka money to post their locations . Just grab a jaj and go to demand at 2am .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
27 days
Honest opinion in Ntare league we call this Arua park , 20k VAT inclusive kits . @avarcsports can help you out with nice stuff next time
@OfficialFUFA
FUFA
28 days
Black, Yellow, Red and White. The choice is yours to make. #NewJersey
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
Young don ordering the 10th Hennessy at Maison Noire Kigali after the NLLXIV finale #Road2Kigali #NLLXIV
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Two guys have already posted the same girl as their girlfriend 😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 month
Somewhere in October on a certain Sunday and it’s Enshaza 3 : 0 Kalele in the 58th minutes . We shall be there for some disappointments 😂😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 months
Gira Oti yaaaah
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@AbbottBirungi
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7 months
@FcNturi to the world. We attack Kigali with the spirit of a mf #Road2Kigali
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
10 months
He once found me putting on open shoes going to class in the first week of the term, he confiscated them and told me to come for them at the end of the term. When I went bro get them , found some bu new Clarks footwear so I wanted to switch. Ka guy gave me a hot slap in the ear .
@Nabimara_paul
Nile Specialist🇺🇬
10 months
Ntare guys, I present to you the Mighty Bonshe 😂......Share your story
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
If you don't thank God after every smile don't blame him after every tear🙏🙏
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
19 days
He will be the chief guest on the season XV finale
@ntare_league
Ntare Lions League
19 days
Today we join the @ObukamaBwaTooro in celebrating the 29th coronation anniversary of His Majesty. @KingOyoOfficial Massive congrats
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Woke up to complain, Lord why always me 🥹
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
You need money to make money 📌
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
As a young man , I have decided to remove womanizing from my hustles, I rather be single than having an empty Wallet🤝
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
At this age of 20 even if you gift me a Range Rover I will swap it for a Subaru, I want to disturb people on the streets😂😂😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
6 months
@DeeSandy20 @ChaapaLeague Those boys would have roasted you a lot , the problem you kept the argument in English 😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
The chef @BowmanAremwaki has cooked hard on this . Abakazi beija takajwiire
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@AbbottBirungi
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9 months
Top 20 best footballers in Uganda No.15 will shock you
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9 months
That guy who just bought a Tesla on his way to mbarara for Xmas since Stabex has no charging points 😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
1 year
Effects of Ntare league, my boss is asking why I am dozing at 8am 🥺 Bro I showed up for the mighty league and I drowned in some item 😂 @ntare_league
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
6 months
90 days of sobriety Day 1
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
She is corrupt and she even bleached to look like Faiza . You must resign .
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@AbbottBirungi
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2 months
They cheated on Yamal who plays for Barcelona now who are you Anorld who plays for Pirates???
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@AbbottBirungi
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7 months
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO🥷🏾
7 months
Today’s 4 slides? 👀
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
3 months
Some guys call me Adam , others call me Katwire but for your case just call me baby Pedro
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@AbbottBirungi
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20 days
Only 2 days to season XV .
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
4 years
She no longer asks for money, she asks for money pro max😂
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@AbbottBirungi
Abbott
7 months
But when do you guys work 😂
@NuwaNicholas
Nuwa Nicholas
7 months
Paying our solidarity dues as the MDF (Marvin Defense Forces) at Wankulukuku with my guys @baino_brian and @MfitumukizaEmm8 .
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@AbbottBirungi
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21 days
Hey @Brighto_Dynasty , is the pig ready .
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