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@allhatnoplay

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i have been living in drew pavlou’s roof-space for over three months without anybody noticing

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined April 2012
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hey now, you’re an all star don’t dream it’s over
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Kate Middleton breaks cover: Smiling Princess of Wales is pictured during visit to farm shop in image that will silence the conspiracy theorists
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@sashaIysm Woah they do this every day? This is extremely creepy
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@thomas_violence 0 - freezing 10 - cold 20 - mild 30 - pretty hot 40 - very hot Yee haw, this is incomprehensible
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Really touching stuff from marrickville metro. Liz would’ve loved the smidmore st extension I just know it
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@bufordsharkley @thomas_violence It’s not just a ‘weather scale’ though is it? Those numbers are for cooking the various meats! What child doesn’t know that 75 is the safe internal temperature for chicken
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@KLobstar Monthly twitter competition for who can summon the most bots with a single tweet. Elon has to give the winner a little velvet bag of apartheid emeralds
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PM scott morrison travels to cyclone-ravaged WA. Having learnt his lesson about forcing survivors to give him handshakes, he instead opts to shoot an awkward hi-vis aerobics video then get booed by 50,000 spectators at the footy
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@realonlineboy Writing ‘doesn’t know pie means pizza’ in my big list of ‘weaknesses to use against them in the robot uprising’
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one day, my daughter.. bide your time
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@blameaspartame Seducing allyce just so I can see her unique bed frame irl
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@punished_stu New horseshoe theory: there’s a certain level of extreme wealth you can hit where suddenly the only places you can go look like somewhere gangs of Victorian hobos once hunted rats to eat
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@pixelatedboat @bencjenkins Is my nft still good?
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@eeesssjjj Touching. Looks like this was one of his final acts
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@TheTumboy Ey! I’m tunnelin here!
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@i_zzzzzz That is Jeremy Renner
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@imcrosswithyou His hair looks sort of italian
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@sashaIysm It’s sad that kids are still doing it when it’s not technically mandatory! Just pressured into through guilt and yelling I guess. Cool stuff USA!
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@M_K_12 @TheAcademy @Thatoneguy64 How does it feel to ratio the academy?
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@lilsmichelle That was great sex! Well, time to put the joker on *starts applying face paint*
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@KrangTNelson They should do this in Oppenheimer 2
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@hamhammer27 It’s actually interesting how much the view of Australia as some sort of totalitarian leftist police state has caught on overseas
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@davidfarrier Imagine maintaining the passive voice for the extrajudicial murder of your own colleagues
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@zc8y94jx7y @poppy_haze Sadly they were mostly accidents from smoking weed out of loaded service weapons
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@DrewPavlou Yeah he’s talking about the inherent racism of white liberalism, like for example if someone was adamant about condemning the slaughter of Ukrainians but didn’t display an ounce of sympathy for the plight of Palestinian people
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@yesterdaysprint Literally shat this out in 10 seconds
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@MattBinder He is so smart. This makes me think we will definitely be able to go to a fully terraformed mars within, like, a couple of years
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@ryanb______ This is the problem with introducing species to ecosystems that aren’t set up for them
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@swandane @rtralphy Is this CTE or were you like this before football?
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@TheWapplehouse What I don’t get is how they were having sex. I don’t think that guy has a vagina, right?
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I’d completely forgotten that he died. A good reminder that it’s important not to lose sight of the good things in life, such as George Pell having died
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Today is the first anniversary of the passing into eternal life of George Cardinal Pell, confessor of the Faith. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest
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@SweatieAngle My belief is that the good lord would never do a bad welding job. Respect him
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@omgskr I love the passive aggressive internet shorthand where ending a sentence with ✨ is the equivalent of disappearing in a puff of smoke
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@imcrosswithyou Andy. Suspect he’s privately a fascist
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@danozzi Weird Al’s songs rarely actually make fun of the artist huh. Hell, that song isn’t even particularly hard on Amish people
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@brianjoralvarez We went back the next day desperate for more photos, but the woman was nowhere to be seen. ‘Donna Love?’ asked the caretaker ‘I haven’t heard that name in a while! There was a Donna Love who used to tend to the blue tree, but she died in a portable toilet accident 60 years ago’..
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@PollyPorridge I say let the colonial superpowers fight over their fancy silverware. Battle for third is the people’s cup
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@batdollars @sillywackyboy They do bite Americans
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@esjesjesj Woah, Grok can predict the year of someone’s death??
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@jordanbpeterson @CNN Sir are you paying attention to the developments in handheld technology coming out of Sweden?
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@viagragirls @buffetbreaker They do pay artists more
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@low_dosage Would be cooler if they put chainsaws on the wings and let the trees control their own fate
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@Adelaide_FC Oh nice! What’s he back from?
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@InveXtigator @NoContextHumans You must not be a very good inveXtigator
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@AlboMP He was an impressive man. It’s rare to be known as ‘the butcher of (somewhere)’ without either running a WWII concentration camp or being an actual butcher
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@GWSGIANTS Can’t tell if this it true or just another roast of some opposition player by the GWS socials admin
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@indiciaa @Brocklesnitch He would’ve got so horny revisiting them all
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@neon_evangayion Would a smol bean do a genocide? Would you send a heckin pupper to the hague?
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@MatteoDorrell @shanhorandraws I googled this text to see where it was from and it only came up with news articles for current events
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@MatttThePatriot @nypost Wow weird how this doesn’t happen to most innocent men generally
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@epkaufm @UniOfBuckingham Thank you professor Kaufmann I cannot wait to become an accredited woke
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@Leo_Puglisi6 @amy_sargeant_ @6NewsAU Ever heard of balanced reporting, Leo? Please speak to the ghost of Hitler
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@SeaOfMarighella @who_shot_jgr It actually makes it really easy to put them down there
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@TheWapplehouse Also surely they’re groomers by her playbook?
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Shout out to @FTAGHPod taking the podcast merch game to new heights
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@bencjenkins Doing the thing from 30 Rock where you spend the whole time singing copyright songs they don’t have the rights to so it can’t be broadcast
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@CateSJewels @DaveMcNamee3000 No it’s true. I work at the hilton and we have $2000 in watermelons each per month
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@logophobe @Srirachachau Would’ve woken up to this too
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@FOXFOOTY Pretty gross, during this round, considering the allegations
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@bonsoyflatwhite For Kmart to remove it from their shelves is such a waste of an excellent bit of wordplay
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@do_not_test_me There are two funny australian ways of saying ‘no’ (nooy and know-uh) and neither of them are ‘naur’!!
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@drop_kicker There’s a school of thought that the ‘easy going larrakin’ thing evolved from early european settlers turning a blind eye to/covering for each others’ violence against local First Nations communities as the colony expanded
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@Errol_Flynn_ @dieworkwear Exactly! This guy gets it
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I almost liked this because I just assumed it was posted left-wingedly
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@AflGlicko I’m more invested in this than any of the actual games this weekend
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Vape manufacturers when they have to decide which flavours to produce
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If peter dutton is going to try to rehabilitate his image, I think he should start by introducing a wig. Don’t try to ease us into it, don’t even address it - just start rocking up to press conferences, parliament etc in a good quality toupee
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@thomas_violence Stop having earnest arguments in the replies
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@popperson_2222 @sharloola @0pvlent Someone never heard of the zodiac killer
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@garflyf It was the late 90s - perhaps he took the monorail?
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@Aaroncre1 @sydqueeralerts If the cops have their backs to you at a protest, that’s a good indicator you’re on the wrong side of history
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@a_secret_one @TinFoilAwards @ohshidt Kids these days aren’t into the hindenburg disaster 😢
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@ameliaelizalde Not remotely true. I’ve lived in Sydney my whole life and never once heard this
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@toddsampsonOz @masterchefau Todd please don’t be a Leni Riefenstahl for Cottrell and Sewell. Listen to the people who have been documenting them responsibly for years, they know what they’re talking about.
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@AntonyGreenElec @Christo60874868 @Troy_Mackey33 @nickschadegg Is there a way to stop my preferences from going to ‘no’ if ‘yes’ doesn’t win?
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@AussieGamr Does your ideology feel coherent to you?
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@EvilKeaton @steinkobbe They got a freaking *mrs* pac-man now? The woke mind virus will kill us all
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@bornposting Come on in, ye black and/or tan skin-toned immigrants
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@joshuabadge ‘Wait am I sure I’m not actually watching sunrise on 7 by mistake?’
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@OFloaters @hotgirlhood @MargBarAmerica You’re listing things Israel is doing here, right?
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@missrobinson Too busy reading books to watch sportsball
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@KeithBos3 @kamenism Joe Rogan is one of the worst people in the world if you take tangible impact into account
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@prawn_meat That’s where they put the ACT in the Blueniverse
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@mrgracemugabe They have one of my favourite wikipedia pages
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@verynormalman I’ve seen Justin Trudeau in a costume of sorts
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@MildCuthbert This is actually the most coherent/appropriate version of this action we’ve seen. They’re directly protesting against the destruction of much older art
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I give it six months before friendlyjordies goes full alt-right
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@Eve6 There’s that famous charisma! And the strange, angular thorax which famously inspired the body design for the cybertruck
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@UselessStatsAFL I love how nuffy this page is getting at the moment
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Are you honestly fucking telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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If the AFL suspended Taylor Walker but don’t suspend Finlayson, that’s a tacit admission that their official line is that homophobia is less serious than racism.
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@brianjoralvarez So it’s ‘hanging from a bar’. First few times I watched it I swore it was ‘running from barber’ which would’ve been an interesting character development
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@lib_crusher I do this too, it’s fun. They either brake suddenly, giving the driver whiplash, or they break your legs entitling you to a payout
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