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9 months

Buddy they won’t even let me in the tunnel

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5 months

r/victoria3 once again accidentally describing reality

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6 months

Hey Reddit, my girlfriend wants me to resign my commission at the East India Company

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Just remembered this

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8 months

Are you ready for all content to look like a display video on a plasma TV at JB Hi-Fi

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@BenjaminDEKR

8 months

I am often critical of OpenAI but the Sora video previews have left me speechless. This is excellent, world-changing work.

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3 years

New South Wales

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4 months

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4 months

name a character whose queerness is so obvious to you that you genuinely forget its not canon

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1 year

What is this outfit? Is she carrying out a coup in West Africa?

Anika Wells MP

@AnikaWells

1 year

Congratulations to the @wallabies on your crucial first win in the @rugbyworldcup in France! A great start to Australia’s campaign. Next up, Fiji on Monday.

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4 years

Every year over 10,000 Australians die attempting to race Cathy Freeman at Scienceworks

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13 days

Hearing Australian accents again after being overseas is sort of like when you get back to your house after being gone a while and you realise it has a smell

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3 years

Me trying to finish topping up my myki before the train leaves

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2 years

Yeahh so the other day I was getting sick of all these level crossingss. Yeahh, decided to go to the big anti-trains rally outside paaarliamennt but when I get there everyone’s doing the hitler saluuuute

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1 year

Australian media will sadly never reach quite this level of derangement, this is like if a mechanic from Wollongong was like “Ah yeahh so in noineteen noinety four baasically oy sucked off Kevin Rudd at uni” then it cut to four successive zoom ins on peta credlin going 🫨🤯

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1 year

A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story. Wednesday. 6pm ET.

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3 years

Shut it. Shut the ferris wheel.

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3 years

@pkhunn Does he know where to get these videos

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8 months

Nikhil Siddhartha

@actor_Nikhil

8 months

In Australia unknowingly Got onto a flight full with Taylor Swiftys on Board OMG 😅 Mid Air songs and dancing ... #Taylorswift

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1 year

I have such a visceral reaction to people who look like this, Australia has wrought such horrors on the world

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4 years

They should carve this into the side of a mountain

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11 months

Tonight, has Germany violated human rights while liquidating the Warsaw Ghetto? How can we address rising Germanophobia? On tonight’s panel to discuss: Adolf Hitler,

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26 days

I’ve noticed American maps often centre the americas. I think we should do that too. Here’s my proposal for a new map let me know what you think ❤️

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1 year

So a faarmer came up to me at the Fuzhou markets the other dayy, says he doesn’t loike Deng Xiapoing’s market refooorms, says they’ve taken choina further from Mao’s collectivist ideeeal. So I said, mate, what’s the difference if it improooves the overall staaandard of liviiiiing

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23 days

She looks like a gay man from Prahran

Natalie Shure

@nataliesurely

24 days

ok this can't be true

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11 months

This really summarises the whole Melbourne Sydney thing quite neatly

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3 months

You have a new message in your MyGov inbox

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3 years

Lollies is such a good word, I don't care if it's a dumb Australianism. 'Candy' is such an austere and horrible little word and 'sweets' just makes me think of Jimmy Saville

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4 years

ROGUE SCOTT MORRISON STABS VETERAN LIVE ON THE ABC AT VACCINE ROLLOUT

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4 months

This photo is still so funny to me like was it actually her idea to wear a toga and clench her fist like that, like does she think she’s the Emperor of Kew or something

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2 years

Guys I found a Welsh Hotep

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1 year

God

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8 months

They really need to just get rid of private schools all together. Have you ever met anyone who went to a private school? They’re weird, hard to talk to

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8 months

Five private schools spent as much on new facilities in one year as 3,000 Australian public schools

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3 years

Victorians keep breaking the rules. So we've done this. (Pic of level crossing being reinstalled)

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11 months

Canberra, Sydney, Melbourne, Newcastle

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1 year

I think I’d be a good consultant -In my 20s -no identifiable skills -would like lots of money

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2 months

Why does so much of Melbourne have PS1 graphics

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10 months

Such a good combo you always know you’re about to read something totally lobotomised

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3 years

Imagining Toney is still PM and he goes to get his vaccine but is confused about how it works and just takes the vial and drinks the whole thing like a yakult. Nobody knows what to do, the livefeed cuts out

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6 months

Going to the supermarket in Fitzroy

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1 month

On plane trying to cram this into the overhead locker

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2 years

Grimes looks like she works at jb hi fi

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4 months

I am excited to go to America but this is probably the most terrifying air route in the world

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7 months

Just remembered maybe the best budget winners and losers infographic of all time

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8 months

Been on a Christopher Pyne deep dive since watching Nemesis. Why are the funniest politicians always on the right

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8 months

This is so much funnier when you realise that’s Anthony Albanese across from the presenter

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3 years

Being so against getting a vaccine once a year or even once every six months seems like such a weird hill to die on. Of all the COVID inconveniences getting vaccinated was by far the least annoying. I’d rather get a vaccine once a month than do “zoom drinks” literally ever again

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7 months

Whoever ran the Troy Buswell Facebook page should be Australia’s posting laureate

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3 months

Like imagine hiding out an embassy and being chased by the US government for years, all this drama and intrigue, then you’re just in Canberra at Woolworths holding a cos lettuce like hmm no maybe iceberg

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8 months

Watched this like 10 times “my name’s Mary so don’t fucken ignore me bitch”. Greatest country on earth

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3 years

Me two days into every job I've ever had

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1 year

I love how the European plain packaging is all like guilt tripping like this, like a child standing at their mother’s grave or whatever. Then the Australian ones are like If You Smoke Cigarettes You’re Gonna Get A Fucked Up Eye And Your Legs’ll Fall Off

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5 months

Seppo always struck me as a fake word from a fake culture we’re putting on a bit, like when politicians say “fair dinkum”. Like nobody actually says that. This is some rickety tin windmill on the ten dollar note shit. I bet you love a sunburnt country too don’t you, don’t you

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9 months

This is still so funny to me

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9 months

Brislamic State,

Tas Gunner

@GunnerTas

9 months

How is "Bris Vegas" such a popular nickname? It's not even a good pun. Bristanbul, Brisalona, Brisburg, all better nicknames that I just made up on the spot.

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3 years

Release the delta variant

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3 months

Anko vape

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4 months

Bruce Springsteen lyrics

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2 years

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

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8 months

I mean we even heard of a case in Moonee Ponds where a household had been hosting “asbestos parties”. People’d be rocking up, y’know, all hours of the night, no mask, Tupperware containers full of asbestos… It’s unacceptable, and it has to stop

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@CaseyBriggs

8 months

everyone right to go? right. today i'm announcing 126 new cases of asbestos mulch. we are now calling on everyone in the woollahra LGA to get their soil tested. from 12:01am tomorrow no one will be permitted to go within 5 kilometres of a public open space. i have spoken with th-

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11 months

但我不会花任何时间在这上面

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3 years

The trick to twitter is to make local references. Eg if you just tweet ‘feeling depressed’ you’re getting like 5 likes tops, but if you tweet ‘feeling depressed on Russell street’ people are like ‘oh I’ve been there’ and you’re getting more into 20-30 like territory

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9 months

Australian public policy staying as braindead as usual

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8 months

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8 months

There’s really no tactful way to open a soft plastic sushi hub container with a rubber band round it during a holocaust movie at cinema nova

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2 months

I have gaydar but for knowing if people work in the public service

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1 year

The jig is up for Carlton so-called “Gardens”

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5 months

I tend to see public “mental health” disclosures as essentially the same sort of thing as Harvey Weinstein showing up to his trial in a neck cone

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5 months

The former prime minister says that without medication he would have fallen into a serious depression in his time in the Lodge. Read the full exclusive story:

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9 months

Do real estate agents get a lobotomy on their first day or are they just born like that

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10 months

Every day I’m thankful Australia’s far right party is led by the most inarticulate woman in the southern hemisphere

Populism Updates

@PopulismUpdates

10 months

Germany: AfD at 22%, crackdown on pro-Palestine sentiment, broad push for immigration restrictions France: Far-right polls 40% in EU poll, new immigration bill celebrated by Le Pen as "ideological victory" Netherlands: Unprecedented influence for Geert Wilders' PVV, polling 31%

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9 months

Thinking of entering the Sydney CBD? Stop. You might be breaking the law.

NSW Police Force

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9 months

All vantage points in the city are FULL. Do not travel into the Sydney CBD unless you have a ticket. #sydNYE

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3 years

At the legal 3 person outdoor park gathering showing the police officer my mygov vaccine certificate, 50 points of ID, and a recent utility bill proving my address. Vibes immaculate ☀️✨🌳💚

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3 years

Imagining myself in 2019 thinking oh nice the government legalised picnics

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7 months

sigh swoon

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1 year

Did it hurt? When you got your Bachelor of Arts?

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5 months

The succulent Chinese meal incident is probably Brisbane’s biggest (and, other than the go betweens, perhaps only) contribution to global culture

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1 year

Well old friend, time to be bluetacked to the next wall 🌇

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3 years

This cost me $19,000 fuck my life

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2 years

The guzman y gomez queer library

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2 years

I’m angryyyy, naval exercises off the coast of Taiwan province have undermined the sovereignty and territorial integrityyyy of chiiinaaa

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11 months

The 109 tram never sat well with me, it’s a bit windows vista. Seems like the kinda tram you’d use to visit your older boyfriend in Richmond who you don’t really “love” per se but what does that even mean? You tell yourself there’s no such thing. And maybe for you there’s not

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11 months

Oh shit you just got Teal’d! Share to Teal somebody else

Allegra Spender

@spenderallegra

11 months

School protests for Palestine risk isolating Jewish children who are already so frightened by rising antisemitism that many are choosing to hide their identity. 2/3

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11 months

I hate this place, I feel like I’m in a PS2 game

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11 months

Have to go to docklands fml

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1 year

How did they manage to evoke such a specific emotion with such a rudimentary drawing

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1 year

Can you imagine how quickly Australia would slide into hyper-fascism if One Nation wasn’t led by a fish and chip shop owner from Woolloongabba who starts crying every time a journalist asks her to pronounce anemone

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2 years

No hate to them but she looks like a gen-x Fitzroy rockabilly with a masters in theatre studies

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2 months

I love the subreddit where people are working multiple full time remote jobs at the same time

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9 months

Hate this biggest in the southern hemisphere thing we always do. Oooh there isn’t a bigger one in Java or some of South America omggg Stop. The. Presses.

Chris Minns

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9 months

NSW is now home to the longest escalators in the southern hemisphere.

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3 years

Oh yeah? Well how about you 'deleuze' the attitude and 'guattari' a job

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8 months

Perth = reactionary exile capital of South Africa

Mathias

@bucephalus424

8 months

Miami = reactionary exile capital of Latin America Toronto = reactionary exile capital of Eastern Europe

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8 months

When my tweet gets 0 likes

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3 years

Kooky middle aged ladies think they're so hilarious when they call Target 'Targét' and they're right

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7 months

Alright mission accomplished I can go home now

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7 months

Going to Sydney in a few weeks, haven’t been since I was a child, don’t really have a lay of the land, main thing I wanna do is visit the asbestos honestly

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Come out tonight, we’re gonna stand in a hallway in Brunswick east, drink 3-4 beers that make us feel spaced out and dissociated, maybe get stuck in a conversation with a guy who works for DFAT and doesn’t realise he’s going bald, you’ll love it, you love that kind of thing

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8 months

Watching the killing season and it’s so funny how obviously unhinged Kevin Rudd was from day one. Like Turnbull’s the only other PM who comes somewhere close but Rudd really stands in a class of his own. Like this looks like something Kevin Spacey would post on Christmas Eve

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8 months

Oh I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my…. Bachelor of Arts

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11 months

Props to Israel for somehow managing to combine apartheid and war crimes with millennial wokeness and smol bean culture. Like scientifically engineered to give me personally the most visceral reaction ever conceived

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1 year

PR guy right now

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