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Alix Mortimer

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Impact & engagement @Kingspol_econ @kings_eis @KingsRussia @policyatkings , formerly @historypolicy . Ships, archaeology, politics mostly 📍 Penge ❤️ Hrvatska

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Alix Mortimer

1 year

📢Personal News part 1: delighted to be taking up an impact/engagement role with @Kingspol_econ @kings_eis @KingsRussia & (part of) @KingsMiddleEast My colleagues are the best people doing exciting, interesting work 🔥🔥🔥 Work in policy and need experts? Hit me up!

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

To be fair, there are only four. "Oh no, a whale", "Oh no, the French", "Goodbye, my pregnant sweetheart, unfortunately I will never come back but good luck with everything" and "Someone is drunk and an unfortunate series of events is occurring"

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Defunctland

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Sea Shanty Tik Tok knows that there is more than one sea shanty right?

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2 years

Emmanuel Macron incognito is possibly the least incognito person I’ve ever seen

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Pierre-Louis Caron

2 years

Emmanuel Macron est arrivé à #Londres où il se balade incognito. Il remonte la file d’attente et déclare « partager la peine des Britanniques »

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2 years

A guillotine is currently being built at Somerset House

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7 years

I have just searched Twitter for the words "please hold on the bus is about to move". I estimate bloody revolution within eight days.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@noralambert @Harriet_Vane_ The quote in the article is even better "Many tombs have been found in the past ... but in all cases there was a man and a woman. What might have been the bond between the two individuals in the burial in Modena remains a mystery" 🤣 however will we solve this mysterious mystery

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Alix Mortimer

1 month

“Consequences, sir. Thousands of ‘em.”

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Anna Mikhailova

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'It is like Rorke’s Drift out here,’ says one Tory candidate with a 25,000 majority

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

65 million people trapped in this man’s mid-life crisis

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Eddie Robson

4 years

The PM enlisting a newspaper to witness a show of how fit and healthy he is definitely makes me think everything is fine

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2 years

@GabeMoshenska

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2 years

Ten minutes, ice cold from Ladbrokes

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Ladbrokes Politics

2 years

Who will replace Liz Truss as the next Conservative Party leader? Kemi Badenoch & Kwasi Kwarteng open as joint favourites.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

The mistake the govt made was thinking taking the knee was some sort of fashionable good cause. They could do their usual shaming/stoking, just like any other day in their idiot culture war. This isn’t theoretical for these players.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

The Lions roar

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

Phone has sensibly taken to praising me for small achievements.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

Actually begging #ExtinctionRebellion to target commuters like me, please. Don’t go to Canning Town at 7am. You’re holding up the cleaners and security guards and key workers, people for whom lateness is likely to be a serious problem. Hold up the editors and civil servants.

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Mahatir Pasha

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Shocking moment angry commuters drag two #ExtinctionRebellion protestors off the top of a train in Canning Town and attack them.

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

@HuwSayer @Gilesyb Ach, good one. Also I think I forgot "anyway, so we are all ghosts now"

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

I’ve watched it a number of times now and it really is that old chestnut, he’s just too stylish. Regardless of security detail and other giveaways, no Englishman knows how to wear a scarf like that.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

This is where a ridiculous journalling habit comes into its own. I can see recorded the increasingly tense conversations I had with friends and colleagues, and pinpoint the day I flipped over into being terrified (11th March). I wasn't some kind of seer, this was the atmosphere.

@IanDunt

Ian Dunt

3 years

Hindsight narrative is gaslighting on a national scale. I remember exactly what it was like in March 2020. The pressure was intense for the government to take action weeks before it did so.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

The Lions roar

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

All these were great errors, but the things that will stay with me are: 1. PM/ministers often guided more by PR than actual problems, 2. Info dribbled out via Twitter/paywalls and changed at last minute causing huge stress, 3. Colossal corruption, and it wasn't even competent.

@Samfr

Sam Freedman

3 years

For me the three biggest Government errors of the pandemic: 1) Stuck for too long in March to a totally unsuited pandemic plan 2) Allowed sick people back into care homes in first wave 3) Left it way too late to lockdown in December

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

Since this has taken off I just want to say that you, yes YOU, look wonderful today and you’re doing great. Don’t worry about that thing. BUY MY BOOK once I’ve written it. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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4 years

@lottelydia “Read the syllabus!” *students appear in class in matching raincoats*

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

@BBCNews Biden specifically said he was not claiming to have won and your headline and your entire “balanced” approach is as usual dangerous junk

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Alix Mortimer

7 months

@spear_green @deathbybadger @saturns005 Yes & there is an ongoing discussion in archaeogenetics about the extent to which Anglo-Saxon immigration pushed out the Romano British/Celtic gene pool, and I think it’s fairly clear that the bogs have spoken and “we” the mere 1500-year incomers are not welcome at all.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

A guide to the UK metric system: Milk and beer - pints Other liquids - idk just “some” People - feet and inches Smaller than people - metres/cm Bigger than people but not a distance - metres/London buses Distances - miles Weight (mine) - stone and pounds Weight (sugar) - kilos

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@IanLevely It's a film set though I love that most people have assumed it's an art installation, hadn't occurred to me

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

As the saying goes “as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club”

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

@agnesfrim Swan’s going round now saying you want to watch out for old women, they’ll break your wing

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

If history teaches us anything, it's that Boris's existing children will now flee into exile at the French court to build an alternative power base and this could yet end in a small pitched battle somewhere in Hertfordshire

@DrFrancisYoung

Dr Francis Young

@DrFrancisYoung

3 years

@Prof_hedgehog My understanding is that the children of annulled marriages are deemed legitimate (as one or both parties believed the marriage valid at the time of its solemnisation), but RC canon law around marriage is complex so I may be wrong!

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Alix Mortimer

10 months

If today is twitter’s last great day, it died well #SevenBins

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Mo'

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

@DrSKBarker Wonder who made all their food and did all their washing and called the gas company and otherwise supported all these perfect nine-hour days

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2 years

@JonnElledge @Aiannucci

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Brian Williams

2 years

Michael Gove now

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Not now, inexplicable waves

@Independent

The Independent

2 years

Inexplicable waves are coming out of the Sun, scientists say 🚨

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Alix Mortimer

1 year

@NC_Renic A dear friend still occasionally bellows “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?” into the lecture hall

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3 years

Our only hope now is Gareth Southgate saying something sensible and proportionate about mask-wearing and ventilation.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@macmillancancer Fucksake. I just donated so you can afford some better opinions.

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5 years

Imagine being so awful at your job that a *currency* performs in inverse relationship to you.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

In part because, as @garius has pointed out, broadcasters that don’t regularly expect to have you back don’t have to tiptoe round you

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Lewis Goodall

2 years

Too many saying this is some sort of easy thing for Truss. Far from it. Actually local radio is often really challenge for senior politicians. Plenty have come unstuck…

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@peterwalker99 @davidallengreen But... he’s a strategic genius

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@JonnElledge There is something profound about this never known the good times point because it’s part of older people’s mental landscape and they don’t realise it. “If you work hard etc things will turn out ok!” No, that is a historically contingent experience you have had.

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Alix Mortimer

11 months

@PidginPosting The absolute bottomless pit of entitlement here knocks you out even before you get to the utterly gross framing.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Isn’t doing 35mph in a 30 limit one of the most dangerous 5mph increments there is?

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Paul Waugh MP

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The No10 defence if more fines come: “If you’re caught speeding at 35mph four times, that doesn’t mean that you were speeding at 140mph. It doesn’t mean that you really endangered life because the cumulative effect of all your speeding in 30mph zones amounts to 140pmh, does it?”

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@soapyhaddock @Victori56708283 @JohnnyMercerUK A middle aged woman in evening dress carrying some leaflets. Honestly I’d no idea we were so terrifying, this is great news.

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Alix Mortimer

1 year

@NC_Renic Academics continuing to their students: …and it goes without saying there should be no terrible forced puns <Editors weeping offstage>

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Alix Mortimer

4 months

@drooliet @cesigno My theory here is that it and similar stuff are actively stultifying because they represent a sort of ceding of social/political spaces in which you can actually shape your future, as opposed to pretend to. Sure hobbies are “empowering” but not as much as actual power.

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Alix Mortimer

6 years

@Andrew_Wyld @youngvulgarian This is excellent work.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

When your Book of Hours switches into Night Mode

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Dr Alison Ray

2 years

#BlueMonday is a great excuse to admire the incredible colours of the Black Hours, a manuscript produced in Bruges c. 1470 for the use of Rome and illuminated on vellum painted black! 📜💙 Opening with the Virgin and Child & Mass of the Virgin @MorganLibrary M.493, ff22v-23r

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@peterwalker99 @davidallengreen Well you disrupted his OODA loop. How can he work under these conditions.

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2 months

@patrickwintour An early phone call from Starmer would be both common courtesy and far-sighted realpolitik.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Love the angle of this shot and how the domestic objects in the foreground communicate intimacy. Surely one of the best photos of this visit and of the Oval Office

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Alix Mortimer

5 months

@IanDunt “If you live here, you’re a Londoner” always makes me tear up a tiny proud bit

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1 month

@youngvulgarian YES every woman over 30's struggle on twitter rn, how do I get the crypto stuff back? or even the menopause stuff?

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@BBCNews What would a man who hid in a fridge to avoid a journalist know of heroism

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

The driver on my train from idk mid-Surrey somewhere to London Bridge just did his we are arriving announcement in English then French, and I am honestly thrilled.

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Alix Mortimer

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@Samfr Absolutely none of it will be cutting through, if that’s any comfort. Too late (missed the Sundays, I was expecting a big story then), and too counter-intuitive (Kier Starmer doesn’t work as hard as Boris Johnson? lol) Amateur hour. Amateur year in fact.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@chakrabortty “We never thought a guy with a track record of disrespecting and smashing up institutions for personal gain would smash up OUR institution”

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@stavvers Also just not true, I have been an archaeology student, sexing by skeletons is a *range* even in modern archaeology, it's perfectly common to come across "more likely but not certainly male/female" in a site report

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

BREAKING we have a mass email reply-all situation in higher education. A very large list has been invited to what is normally a very small meeting. Everyone’s utter bafflement knows no bounds.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Me: accepts 13 pages of cookies to get to the TfL website TfL website 2 days later: I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

YOUR HANDY REMINDER in case you encounter it in conversation that “Blitz spirit” consisted of observing curfews and following tedious draconian public safety orders for months, on pain of being publicly shamed for risking needless death. Not “doing what the hell they liked” 👍

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Alix Mortimer

7 months

Someone should do an FOI on this. Who advised @MoJGovUK it was safe to digitise historical documents and destroy the originals, and was @UkNatArchives or other suitable archival expert body consulted? One for @SocGenealogists ?

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Alix Mortimer

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@DrDreHistorian @RWLDproject Really disturbing that this woman works for the private co that stores the wills, and I presume they’ve told the govt that this is a safe thing to do in order to increase their profits on the contract. Clearly no consultation with govt archivists at all.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

I always forget this about church services at Christmas. If you mix the four Gospels up as Christmas services often do you basically get something like a Civil Service assessment centre task where your job is to winnow out the core facts about how the census works

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Tom Hamilton

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It’s important, every Christmas, to take a moment to think about how completely bonkers this method of conducting a census is.

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@jamesrbuk Kemi: “Suella is having a very public nervous breakdown” oh MY this is going to get MEAN

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Alix Mortimer

11 months

@theAliceRoberts I don’t know why but Herculaneum always seems so much more atmospheric than Pompeii, an actual town-sized town with acres of these streets

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Alix Mortimer

6 years

Like/RT when you see it

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

@Iridescent @agnesfrim I just keep coming back to seven! Months! Ten year! Relationship, that alone should have made someone in the process question this. The reasons why they didn’t are not nice to contemplate.

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

I keep RT stories like this and it still staggers me every time. Where has this apparent 0-60 corruption come from? You don’t acquire this level of brazenness overnight. And yet I don’t really believe public sector procurement has been corrupt for years, not on this level.

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Alix Mortimer

11 months

@neheritagelib Wasn’t there also Ethiopian cavalry at either Vindolanda or Housesteads? I remember seeing a tomb, which amazed me c1997 because this wasn’t taught then. The rewriting history ppl often seems to mean “this is new to me” (and the tell is they don’t go “oh cool, new information”).

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Planning to start saying "stand by" in daily life when I want people to wait a minute

@MShepheard

Marcus Shepheard

2 years

Genuinely impressed by Mr Big Jet TV's ability to simultaneously operate the camera, provide commentary, handle media inquiries and apparently keep track of some bloke playing golf. Definitely worth an OBE at least.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@GlamourMagUK Do you realise how impressive it is that this is the worst tweet I've seen today

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

Why would it be? They’ve experienced abuse from the stands or seen their teammates experience it, recently, and together, in the qualifying games. Why would their decision be anything other than heartfelt? This is why they’re coming out now when they could be lying on a beach.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

Center Parcs customers v security staff Monday afternoon

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

@Samfr The people of this country literally trying to shag the Second World War was always the logical endpoint

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Alix Mortimer

1 year

Seriously #medievaltwitter , #castle and historic built environment people should be taking note of how this works and looks. A great live experiment in how WH was used to create intangibles of majesty and power

@Peter_Henley

Peter Henley

1 year

Amazing setting for President Zelensky’s speech in Westminster Hall. MPs opposition & Govt Ministers standing shoulder to shoulder as light streams through the stained glass window

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

Sick at home, I am pointlessly scrolling through twitter dot com on my laptop, then am suddenly disgusted with myself and decide I will do something different with my time, which proves to be pick up my phone and open twitter dot com on there

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Alix Mortimer

1 year

@gsoh31 Apologies, all the replies to this are going to be “lobster Thermidor bap and chips?”

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5 years

@matthewlesh This literally looks like hipster branding

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

#Receptiogate thought, a lot of what’s happening is explicable if these people simply aren’t very online, don’t understand that serious scholars are online, and think of online as a suspect place of misinformation and abuse where their own misinformation/abuse won’t be traceable

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

@lottelydia This person is incorrect, the goal of Persuasion is to win back the heart of Captain Frederick Wentworth RN

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Jessica Dore

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Dec 7 // LEARNING TO LOSE. After a year mourning all sorts of things, I begin to understand why learning to lose is a very good use of my time. I didn't think it would be the case, but I actually think grieving hard has made me fear losing less & not more.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@JonnElledge @AnastasiaZaw Gove stars in his own kooky Manic Pixie Dream Gove sitcom vehicle about a woman who lives in a flatshare with a goose

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@xtophercook And the wider cheats/altruists model of societal progress. The cheats outwit the system, the altruists build a better system, repeat. But it’s really hard as an individual altruist to truly understand that cheats exist and what they’re like until you meet one.

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

I’ve read a lot of great responses to the Gr*ham H*ncock Netflix series and this is by far the best, situating his schtick in the intellectual history of archaeology and highlighting its stodgy conservatism. Elitist conservatism cloaking itself in anti-elitism, seems familiar?

@davidwengrow

David Wengrow

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I wrote a piece for @thenation about so-called “pseudo-archaeology,” and what it does to our sense of history.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

@DukeAlumni This is not even a ratio is it.

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

@pw3n I think I’ve seen the London pop-up branch of this in a reclaimed wheelie bin in Deptford

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Alix Mortimer

5 years

If Starbucks don’t have a Flat White Walker in development right now I will have lost faith in capitalism

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

Every time something like this happens it just makes me stick them an extra tenner

@TowerRNLI

Tower RNLI

3 years

We are shocked and saddened to report some of our volunteer crew were verbally assaulted due to their role when reporting for duty tonight. This behaviour will not be tolerated. Thank you @metpoliceuk for your support.

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Alix Mortimer

7 years

@paulwaugh *pours wine*

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

Why is this *extremely important development* being announced by embargoed press release at 10pm? This just feels like panic now.

@PaulBrandITV

Paul Brand

4 years

BREAKING: 2.2 million people who’ve been shielding can go outside for first time tomorrow. Either with members of household, or if they live alone to meet 1 person. PM says “I don’t underestimate just how difficult it has been for you...I want to pay tribute to your resilience”

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Alix Mortimer

2 years

People keep sharing all the heartwarming human stories but this one is better

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

“Britannia waives the rules” is not new, it’s Spike Milligan, as you’d know if your childhood reading had been as weird as mine

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

Must say, between this and all their individual thank-you-and-sorry messages I wasn’t expecting the following 24 hours to be nearly as full of cheering and crying as last night. But maybe that’s football, or at least, it is with these guys 👑

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Alix Mortimer

10 years

As if going to Tescos wasn't a doom-laden experience enough. http://t.co/4uPwew45BT

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

Got my magic text! Am 42, group 10, going fast in SE London 💉🎉

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

This whole thing is such an insight into the ruling class's exceptionalism, rose-tinted glasses and assumed privilege and so much else it makes my head spin. Did they really all think they just wouldn't get it??

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Mic Wright

@brokenbottleboy

4 years

Fuck you, Sarah Vine.

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Alix Mortimer

3 years

Overlooked point: there is not a single university or even faculty in the land where *any* one person knows in advance about all the events that are happening in any given week. I'm an events manager, I don't know what's going on the other side of my own department.

@AllyFogg

Ally Fogg

3 years

Splendid example of the paywall twatfade from the Times

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@alixmortimer

Alix Mortimer

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@floral_teapot @drrachelhewitt @yorkpress Right?? They’re making out like his amazing stellar career has been derailed, he’s about to start a PhD ffs.

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@alixmortimer

Alix Mortimer

4 years

British Airways. You've invented British Airways.

@johnestevens

John Stevens

4 years

Sky News showing footage of the PM’s Voyager taking off for the first time after its £900k paint job

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@alixmortimer

Alix Mortimer

7 years

@youngvulgarian Yeah soz, we all nominated you Twitter spokesperson for Britain while you were in the loo

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@alixmortimer

Alix Mortimer

2 years

Passed an enormous grey freight train which appears to contain-

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@alixmortimer

Alix Mortimer

4 years

It's been an emotional day, and I would like for us all in the UK to take a moment to reflect happily on how much this fucks up our clown car government's plans in every conceivable way.

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Alix Mortimer

4 years

@liljonlovitz @hoedeehoe obviously been kicking myself for the last hour about the double "unfortunate"

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