Kendrick Lamar gave a fire ass performance in Rwanda. Meanwhile your Nairobi promoters will bring a washed out dancehall act and a second tier West African act where y'all will be ratchety and go home without your phones
I am an IT guy and let me be frank with you. We love free software until the day it asks for license. That's when any IT dude uninstalls that softwarr because it is useless
Niggas will enjoy the benefits of the relationship a woman has to give until siku analeta feelings and hivo ndio mwanaume anamaliza deal without hesitation 😂
Victoria,
I do remember when I wanted to book a "lodjo" and you said I shouldn't waste that money you would host me in your "small house"
I thought I had bagged a beautiful Tanzanian guuurl maan.
You sent me a fake number BTW.
Aki Victoria wewe🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
Hanifa should publish;
1. Names of all victims he has sent money
2. All mpesa transactions
3. Total amount contributed
4. Breakdown of all money used and where it was send
Otherwise, this is an
#MchangaScandal
.
Making Hanifa a millionaire!
Y'all remember Niraj Shah and his wife Avan Shah who were forcibly evicted from their home in Westlands a few weeks ago?
Their land document went missing at City Hall.
This vice has been the hardest thing for me to quit .
I have tried man. I have.
And it's getting worse by the day. Tell me why I am hitting three packs on a day😭😭😭😭
@junior_lionel
@RegularKenyan
I carried our DVD from CBD (Yep,I grew in CBD) to my cousin's crib in Eastleigh Section 4 on foot just to eject that damn thing.And I made sure I got home before mom came back 😥😥😥😥
Aoko deleted this tweet. But this tweet and a whole tirade of tweets she did yesterday was her basically admitting to using her body to get favors. Which didn't work in her favor.
I woke up to someone posting a proforma invoice(Risiti inaitwa hivyo siku hizi?). Of a latte costing 800. And one samosa going for 1300. That is the price of two high class Roysambu call girls. Or 10 at Sabina Joy
Every girl has two towels.If you ever get invited to a gal's house,use the towel that looks worn out .
That's the towel she uses .
The other towel is used by men on a mission like yours.
Now lemme tell you how the TL is doing ICYMI.
-Nick Muthumbi is a fraud.
-Naima low key may have exchanged fluids with Web Dev .
-Nick's ex is makamasi gang.
- Drey was dragged in the saga
- Fundi wa laptop and Indomie DJ (Jeff was disrespected) have some hidden tea.
@Bixxy23
@TreasonousBabe
Bantu dragon was the name given by a diaspora based Eritrean/ Ethiopian/ Djibouti babe to describe East African babes during a tweef a couple of years ago
Very sad that in our digital age, someone under 30 and raised in Urban area can actually stereotype Kikuyu women when a prominent person dies.
Very sad.
Talking stage amenishow I go meet her kid because back to school manenos. (For context, I knew she had a cumzigo ). I didn't expect a 17 year old high schooler . Weee hii thao niko nayo ni ya jaba na chrome sio ya pocket money buana.
WhatsApp is rolling out a new feature that allows users to access their WhatsApp account on 4 different devices at the same time.
Bad news for people in relationships.
1. Omo pick-a-box
2. Vioja Mahakamani
3. Joy Bringers
4. Adventures of Sinbad
5 . The club
6. Ile ya Mama Kayai
7.Wrestling
6 The weather with Francis Nguatah
7. Classmates
8. Tausi (Rehema could get this D man)
Make KBC great again.
@SirAlexas
Unrelated but I just remembered a rock mix I was listening to by Black Supremacy a few years ago and an MC yelled Rewind and come back selector.
I threw that CD away
I work for a tyre company and unless it's Bridgestone,Kumho , Sumitomo or Michellin I am sure you did not spend 100K.
And these are the most expensive tyre brands in Kenya.
JUNE will finish me 😭
Men are expensive, stick to socks and boxers if you are gifting them. 100k plus gone just like that 😭😭😭😭
Anyway, to the guy who always has my back, unconditionally, a very happy early birthday ❤️
I got you, always 🥰
Lost my job in 2017. Had impregnated two girls at the same time. Sold everything I had and went back to my parents with nothing but my clothes.
I didn't leave the house for several months .As a man the shame of going back to your parents house can make you want to kill yourself
@Gaddafess
The first thing any person holding you does is make sure to cut any communication links.
So either 1
1."The kidnapper" is bonkers.
2.The hostage is lying.
@m3nteh
I will tell y'all what's wrong with this video
1. This guy discharged his weapon killing someone.
2. The church is cheering on this guy.
3. The fact that he is confidently walking around when he should be facing charges.
My homeboy used to live in Tena estate. Si mnajua Umoja na Tena hakuna maji? Mans aliikuwa anaenda kuoga kwa temple ya Wahindi pale Parklands Hadi wakamzoea .
Near death Twitter,I paid a visit more than once to 20 joints on this list. For someone who doesn’t fancy clubbing, I sure clubbed a lot 😏.
Seen:
Bettys
Banditos
Steps
Hearts
Pipes
Tacos
Winkers
Attitude
Club Spree
The illusion that Eric Omondi's balls are bigger than our national debt was busted yesterday when he easily covered the whole of his groin with the thumb.