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@Shallie_

1 year

@Shallie_: Send me anonymous messages!

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@Shallie_

1 year

JUNE will finish me 😭 Men are expensive, stick to socks and boxers if you are gifting them. 100k plus gone just like that 😭😭😭😭 Anyway, to the guy who always has my back, unconditionally, a very happy early birthday ❤️ I got you, always 🥰

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@Shallie_

2 months

Hapa si Citizen wamekuja sana?

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@Shallie_

2 months

SHUT THIS COUNTRY DOWN ON TUESDAY, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER, COZ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!

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@Shallie_

3 months

Shove those insights where the sun doesn't shine.

HE. Capt. Ali Ibrahim Roba, EGH, MP

@aliiroba

3 months

Fellow Kenyans, particularly the youth of Generation Z, I want to share my professional journey and the insights I’ve gained. Before venturing into politics, I served as a pilot and Director of Flight Operations for a multinational corporation engaged in humanitarian relief

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@Shallie_

8 months

ok, sielewi marriages kabisa, how are you broke broke but can't ask your woman to bail you out? kwani what are these partnerships for?? hamwezi saidiana? tf are you together for in the first place?

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@Shallie_

1 year

Halafu uolewe Central, unatolewa mortuary kama umeingizwa kwa shimo 😂😂 No drama,no bull fights, no nothing, chei, I'll scream from my grave 😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

3 years

He found himselefuuuuu a Luo man and he's been glowing ever since. Happy for him ❤️

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@Shallie_

6 months

Huyu anataka kupika kuku...ya KIENYEJI ,na RICE??????? !!!!!You see why it's always advisable to marry/ date people from your tribe??! SMFH

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@Shallie_

5 years

Name one Kenyan CEO who would even think of this 👇 LOL ,

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@Shallie_

1 year

The problem is that you guys think we've met Rao today, man, we've supported him for decades, we know exactly who he is and we love him anyway! Sisi hata hatukua huko kwa cost of living, cost of living is very personal, same as 'security starts with you ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

𝕭𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗

@menteh_

1 year

Niliwaambia Rao has no interest in story na cost of living.... It's just his personal gains to be met...mkatumiwa kama kawaida wengine wakafa,wakaumia Sasa mko on your own 🤣

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@Shallie_

6 years

A man who is able to control his Love for alcohol and thirst for women, has discovered true freedom, and nothing can control that nigga.

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@Shallie_

2 years

Ombachi should not be allowed to have kids ...OMG 💔💔💔

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@Shallie_

10 months

Gabriel Oguda ako sawa kabisa.....I thought we all should take responsibility of our actions?😂😂😂 ama being reminded that you are suffering coz of the choices you made at the ballot is where you draw the line? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

5 years

I hope the new CEO won't be Kenyan mahn, we have the unique ability to ruin everything we touch

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@Shallie_

6 years

Moi avenue, haha

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@Shallie_

1 year

Official kinda day 😊

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@Shallie_

1 year

Make sure your accounts ziko very straight, hire very good accountants. Audited reports zikuwe straight kabisa , the next 5 years mtapata exactly what you voted for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hustler atawale!

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@Shallie_

6 months

About to make poor financial decisions…. Look at that! 🥹🔥 Subaru peeps, your comments on this model? Maintenance? Parts?

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@Shallie_

7 years

My cousin bomoad a D, meeting imeitwa aongeleshwe, ameambia kila mtu akuje na certificate yake ya form 4.... else he ain't showing up for that meeting, ati he needs to think about his next move 😂😂😂😂😂😂 GOAT!!

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@Shallie_

6 years

Kama Miguna ni mjanja akuje hiyo time ya Obama....kiumane pale airport 😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

7 years

This guy has just given all the beggers on Uhuru highway 1k each.....counted like 7 wueh! One mama was even crying 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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@Shallie_

7 years

Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

2 months

halafu we change our mind kesho twende gigiri 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21

@maliks_88

2 months

The number of Police Lorries heading to JKIA as early as now is crazy.......yaani wameenda kujipanga sahii.

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@Shallie_

1 year

Officially joining the #Mazda Nation today...... I'm looking forward to making so many memories with you baby 💙💙❤️😍🥰🥰 What can't God do? 🤗🙌

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@Shallie_

6 years

So, a biker passes me on Thika rd and we exchange those glances 😂😂he slows down,says hi, had a maaaad bike 😍😍😍 a GOK car comes and imbecile starts pointing fingers....ok, long story short, please RT till I find him, my soulmate might be on your TL 😫😫😫

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@Shallie_

1 year

@maktejah_ The more the merrier 😉

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@Shallie_

7 years

So now we have 2 presidents, mmoja aki bleki, the sober one anashikilia 😂😂😂

Peace.

@JICHOdaDOG

7 years

So now?

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@Shallie_

1 year

My Baby is ready for the weekend 🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@Shallie_

4 years

Hahahah, someone's house is where you remember about corruption and your taxes but ikifika ku vote suddenly you are an empty debe? Nonsense!

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@Shallie_

6 years

You want proof that Kenyans are complete idiots that can't be helped? Check the #UnmaskingApolloMboya WHO CAN'T SEE THE FRAUD AND INCOMPETENCE THAT IS KPLC?? Hata kama ni kutafuta pesa, this is being extremely foolish!

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@Shallie_

6 years

We are broke Jeff.

Jeff Koinange, MBS

@KoinangeJeff

6 years

Weekend MOOD activated!! 😅🙌 What’s your Weekend Plan?!

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@Shallie_

10 months

Go where? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

6 years

When a Luhya man spanks You.

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@Shallie_

3 months

YOU WANT TO SAVE THE YOUTHS FROM ALCOHOL AND DRUGS BUT YOU ARE SILENT WHEN YOUR HUSBANDS ARE KILLING THEM??? WHERE ARE THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??? @Pastor_Dorcas @FirstLadyKenya ????

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@Shallie_

7 years

Sonko amejaribu kukazia ujinga imekataa,don't fight nature 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

6 years

And that is our top CID source from wangige, back to you Larry in studio

Brembo 🇹🇿

@allenochi

6 years

Vile jowie anadunga Maribe jicho (babe Aki pole we will get through this) na vile Maribe anastruggle kulenga (I told you it was a bad idea) says two things; 1. Jowie did it. Maribe knew and had warned him prior to doing it 2. Maribe tried to help him cover it up nonetheless.

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@Shallie_

7 months

He caved in..... ..his and hers 💙⚫️ #CX5 😍😍🥰

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@Shallie_

1 year

Goals, but for CX5 🥰😍

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@Shallie_

7 years

And those in relationships or married?

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@Shallie_

6 years

One of those Mondays....😊😊😊🤗🤗

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@Shallie_

6 years

Roads in western are just pathetic! Have you gone to Nyeri?? people have 12 lane tarmacks to their doorsteps, huku ni re carpeting tu. And the luhya leaders are ok with that Kuenda kukunywa chai state house ndio kazi wanajua, shenzi kabisa!

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@Shallie_

7 years

So I went for a meeting jana...... Doing business in this Nairobi is too difficult....too difficult, if you don't bump into cartles....there is this group....sigh! So u are caught up between being respectful or being blatantly rude 🙅

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@Shallie_

1 year

Left Nairobi at 7am , was in Nakuru by 8:56AM..... believe the hype, the CX5 is an absolute BEAST!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 This is the most beautiful experience I have ever had, picking, consumption general performance... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Shallie_

1 year

Nakuru County-

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@Shallie_

2 years

@Ohta_Ryota Si utachoka sana kabla 2027 ifike 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Shallie_

6 months

Small wins 🏆 🥰🤣

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@Shallie_

7 years

#GlassesTwitter 😅😅

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@Shallie_

3 years

Wow, that butchery yaani had mpaka an auditor? Damn. Kidogo kidogo tungeskia Zulu meats iko Nairobi Stock Exchange. Wow

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@Shallie_

6 years

As you turn up at whisky rivers, 1824 or whatever places u choose to unwind and buy yourself and ur imaginery internet friends beer and choma...make sure ur mama at home ain't eating mbogaz please...😢 Turn her up too...she is the only person u will run to when things get thick.

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@Shallie_

5 years

Guys got to work today and were given letters.....friday would be their last day at work...they were told wakienda christmas festivities wabaki village... said company is closing down....that's how SMEs are fairing on. #TanoTerror

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@Shallie_

5 years

#52WeekChallenge2019 successfully completed.... Hello Drinkcember 💉💉💉💉

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@Shallie_

3 years

Or you can just be a decent human being and raise the kids without caring wether they are yours or not

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@Shallie_

6 years

It's a new decade !!!!!can't wait to see what the universe has in store for me ❤❤💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 HAPPY BIRTHDAY babe @Shallie_ ! ❤❤

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@Shallie_

7 years

Wait until Ken OKoth says he is running for the gubernatorial seat...hapo ndio watu wata realize he is a Luo 😂😂😂😂 But for now, wacha afanye maendeleo kibera

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@Shallie_

5 years

Mna paint nyumba aje hivi ni kama ni barabara? 😭😭😢

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@Shallie_

5 years

KPLC, KENATCO, UCHUMU, MUMIAS SUGAR, KENYA AIRWAYS, KENYA ITSELF .....the list is endless, but you still wanna get a Kenyan to head the only one good thing we have left??

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@Shallie_

5 months

you @NPSOfficial_KE prioritize bribes over human life? What happened to humanity man??I had to rush a dying man to hospital in the boot of my car today because your officers are incompetent as hell!This is dangerous to the patient! I dont have the energy to tell this story today

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@Shallie_

1 year

NAIROBI- MOMBASA- WATAMU-MALINDI successfully completed. She's an absolute beast, this girl 😍🥰🥰 To the next adventure ✨️

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@Shallie_

7 years

Ladies, There's a scent, Sauvage by Dior...get it for the special man in your life, if you can, ...thank me later 😅😅

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@Shallie_

7 years

😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

7 years

Did Jaguar cry when his range rover killed some villagers?

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@Shallie_

6 years

Wedding DAY!!!!!! ❤❤❤😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@Shallie_

10 months

....blame all these on the stone, throwing Luo brothers.

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@Shallie_

6 years

They were the victims

Peace.

@JICHOdaDOG

6 years

Wazazi wenyu walikuwa wapi wazazi wa wengine wakiiba?

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@Shallie_

7 years

Tried out malenge chapati....I'm not disappointed 😍

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@Shallie_

4 years

Heh 👁

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@Shallie_

5 years

Keep your relationships away from twitter , lmao.

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@Shallie_

5 years

Nyama straight from the slaughter house, goat 300 per kg, mtaani unauziwa 600 😎

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@Shallie_

1 year

Westlands mvua inanyesha proper, God fearing community huko.... then thika rd is dry AF! Watu wanashindwa mbona umeweka full lights . Stop sinning thika rd residents.. turn to Jesus and be saved!

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@Shallie_

5 years

Milan pia the day they will stop giving free and complimentary food hamtaskia story zao kwa TL tena

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@Shallie_

6 years

Polite reminder 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Shallie_

7 months

Some dingy place but of importance is life

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@Shallie_

6 years

Halafu wakili alipwe na nini?

Bane

@MisterAlbie

6 years

Si ile pesa ya Sex Classes Nerima angelipa nayo deni za wenyewe...

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@Shallie_

6 years

😊😅😛

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@Shallie_

6 years

I recently had terrible cramps, like REALLY TERRIBLE. Mans went and bought me some tampons and painkillers,cooked me dinner and massaged my back and tummy the whole night..that's the closest I have ever come to getting someone out of the friendzone.

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@Shallie_

6 years

Ayayayaya, nimetumiwa pesa za kununua bike y'all I'm so emotional right now 😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Mnishike ama nitoe mtu friendzone mimi 😩😩😩

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@Shallie_

5 years

These guys knew about BOb's sickness for a year or so....never leaked anywhere, no photos of London visits or his home visits, not even when they knew he had days to live. RE: Kirubi's case when the so called friends paraded his pics on social media #JKL

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@Shallie_

5 years

Mother daughter ❤❤😍😍😍

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@Shallie_

4 years

Been one hell of a ride!!!!...time to Move.🙏 Fiiiiiinally taking that step I have been dreading for so long!..... finally getting out of my comfort zone... Let's see what the universe has in store......🧚🧚💃😊

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@Shallie_

7 years

All the online polls...YES....ONLINE, shows Raila clearly ahead....all these polls can't be wrong.... Uhuru will only win of he steals..FACT

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@Shallie_

4 years

Discovered a new recipe of making soft layered chapos and I think I have been making chapos every week ever since 😍

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@Shallie_

6 years

Shake dis table 😂😂😂😂😂 same way girls used to be bashed here coz they were 'getting babies before marriage' till your favs got caught up....and now its 'awwwws' allover...anyways, of importance is life.

doctah

@doctah254

6 years

Kitambo sisi machali hukula miraa madem walikuwa wametudharau sana until cool kids wakaanza kukua handas. Walikuwa za " eeew, you mean you eat khat". Siku hizi hata hawamind kuhang out na maboy hukula handas. Thank you cool kids

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@Shallie_

3 years

IT'S NEVER A CHILD'S FAULT, you can't just walk away after a DNA test proves otherwise, legally you are the child's father, and can be sued for child support.

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@Shallie_

3 years

Or you can just be a decent human being and raise the kids without caring wether they are yours or not

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@Shallie_

3 months

@JamesKWaNjeri we are just getting started. na mwambie ashike simu, sisi hatuna ubaya hata, we just want to say hi

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@Shallie_

2 months

@Colonel_edu I swear 😭😭

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@Shallie_

2 years

Freedom aye 😅

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@Shallie_

9 months

A small mistake when replacing the brakepads has caused me this nightmare.......sigh 😕 Modern cars need to be handled with care. Ningekuwa na Toyota singekuwa nateseka hivi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Shallie_

9 years

Kenyan artists...Mmeskia pahali Don Moen akishout, sijui dj, weka namba 2! Eeeh?? LEARN! Now thats a concert i would pay a fortune to attend

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@Shallie_

6 years

This is my absolute best friend! We've been together for over 3 years and he still treats me like his queen. He still prays for me every morning,opens the door for me, pulls my chair and waits for me at the salon.I LOVE YOU WAFULA 😍😍😍 #letsgrowoldtogether #KobiKiharaChallenge

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@Shallie_

1 year

Will you also boil your vagina for the next person? Lmao

Shosho Light

@carolinespencer

1 year

If you and your person breakup, shouldn't you throw away all the toys and buy new ones for your next person? Or because the economy is bad you just put them in a sufuria full of boiling water to clean them up