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I am the righteous hand of God. And I'm the devil you forgot

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@Njanelarian
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Hi y'all once again. Nimekuja na uzuri mnisupport kwa hii maneno ya peanut butter. No added fats or preservatives all smooth hadi chini. Frame 1 (400gms) goes for sh 200, frame 2 (800 gms) sh 450 na frame 3 (1.8 kg) sh 1150. To place an order pls call 0701660832. RT widely thanks
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'We amka Nataka tutokanishe nikienda job'
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And a secret railway all the way to mombasa that transports the stones they mine there
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There's Gold in Lake Magadi.
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Hawa wamezidi Sasa πŸ’€
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Meno yake iko ndani ya mdomo
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Kupelekwa vacation means Uta dinywa Hadi Hiyo package iishe then go back to your normal lives
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Huku Mna argue about the age ya kuzaa na huku back bench tunashindwa rada ni gani because the bloodline ends with us 🀣🀣
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2018 as I was battling an abusive relationship, depression, Name them.... And this second frame ni 2020 after kupata akili na nikajua what food and peace can do to someone
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We Mbona hukuchoma yako na Steve Mbogo?
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Dear side chicks, never accept to be a secret. BURN IT DOWN.
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Planned sex dates huwa big fail. Mwili hukataa kucooperate
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As soon as Hawa wazee wameanza kusaidiana Ata dakika tano haziishi kama hujasahaulika na wengine wakaanza Ulevi Hiyo local yenu hapo nje
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Umerusha kwa maji kama tyre uone ni wapi imeburst? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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ο£Ώ Gee Kadere πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
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Ndo kuamka vizuri sasa… Iko tu sawaa
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No coochie is dry. She ain't horny for you.
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My uncle got kidnapped by a group of police back in 2009 over kihiu mwiri land. IG Kimaiyo already had a letter sent to him regarding the issue. It's been 13 years na Hatujawai Ata pata any of his remains. Yake iliisha hivo.
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Wueh!!
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This is ess alifanyiwa hivi pale Mt Kenya Alafu bwana akapata bibi akibiringishwa kinembe on their matrimonial bed a year later haha
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The bar has been set high
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@colormechris This was special typa clownery
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Mkuwe mnavaa suruali kama mnatumia Public transport na hizo dress zenu fupi. Msiache mayonnaise kwa surfaces
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Ukienda sleep over kwake enda kama umevaa gym attire ndio the following morning's walk of shame ikae nikama umetoka gym...
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Kumbe hizi mbwa ni standards tu huwa nazo kwa picha. Kwa ground inakula avocado like other street mongrels
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So chimano...
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Breakfast in bed with the loml
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Mtoto wenu akikaa Sana bila kuacha the bed wetting issue.. Chemshia yeye hizi manyoya and that will solve your problems for good
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I want to share a story with a journalist or anyone influential about this boy.. We adopted him 5 years ago. And I want his light shared to many. Anyone??
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Why does this sound accurate?
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A family that shares things stays together
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Your lesbian friends using eyelashes as a goatee beard πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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I forgot to post this... Yoow anti chicken inn bitches... Here's some piece for you
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Ati juu Njamby has gone through so much, she might reconsider introducing affordable medical services.. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Who told you that babe?
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@Adacampbell I love the fact how she respects Kanye. Asking for approval from him and later showing appreciation. I swear most women lack that
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Kama ulicheza hii kitu, Uko na watoto wangapi saai?
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One of my relatives barely knows that her husband has another young family and the second wife lives directly opposite their estate's gate.
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What drama happening around you right now?
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Huko chini labia majora ni Paraparapara!!
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So foreskins hukatwa kwa hospitali hutumiwa kupiga biashara huku nje? We learn new things everyday
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Msichana wa errands aliona kutumwa ni kazi mingi na hakuna mboka akaona atuonyehse ndethes huku kama our former tumeric babes Hadi apate mpoa wa kumrescue
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That former tahidi high actress spitting nonsense forgetting that she comes from a failed marriage. And bitches will rush to listen to these ratchets on how and what can and can't be done for a man
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@Kasungwa_ Modern-day women wonder why their marriages are not workingπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ. If this is the advice you are listening to, trash it in the bin. This is a disaster waiting to happen. Help is asked for in a respectful way and not demanded.
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Smh
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Mkae mkijua mindset yako ndio reality yako.
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This lady aliacha mtoto wake ushago only to come back and find him this way yet she's been sending upkeep money
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Bbg ameshika labia majora kama balls... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Naishaa
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Huyu alipatwa akidinya bibi ya wenyewe akapewa ticket ya kuona baba very fast only to leave a widow and young kids behind
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Ebu try being celibate for 3 months uone vile Utapata peace of mind with an attitude of steel
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13 years later napatana na hii kitabu full of greatness
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SHAFFIE Spoke the TRUTH. He didn't justify the murder. But explained as to why such things happens you pieces of whoring shit
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Feminists wanataka tuungane nawao tuchukie wanaume? Sis we can't afford to inherit hate from damn strangers
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Hiyo mabati imeoza ni kanisa na Hiyo fence ni ya kitisuru estate. Poverty huwa na kelele unnecessary
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It's 4/20 over here
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Huyo wa gen Z jokes Ata Haku Maliza 24 hours of fame mshaa Anza kumgeuzia πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Ukibeba bag na mgongo utakaa tortoise
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Mboka o’clock πŸ€—
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Kuleni pesa za machali wenu muwadinye vile mnataka. But leave that man you know utamtumia and go use your dad to spend on you without anything in return!!! Kujeni!!
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Mum amesema twende nawewe
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Sis anaambiwa abuy frame one ni 35k anakataa anasema yeye Anadai frame 2 Juu ya flexibility.. Huyu is up to something
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@MelodyMorara8
Melody Morara
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I am Melody Morara pursuing ICT in Thika Technical.I have cerebral palsy and I live in Kibra I need 200,000 Kenyan shillings to buy a new wheelchair to ease my movement. Kindly support me on this journey the till number is 8568212, 199,000 to goπŸ™πŸ™
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Huyu ndio alikuwa Mwizi mkuu wa pesa. I heard she conned Kenyans more than 5M pretending that she had a lung failure Kumbe khasia ilienda kujenga pale joska na pesa za wenyewe
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Wakikuyu tumefikiwa
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Amerix ako na content.. Shida ni recipients huwa na trauma lorry mzima and it's fun seeing people go bonkers
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Me and my squad in the future
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Ever noticed that most lazy, unclean and untidy mamas hubag hii ring very fast... Wewe na OCD yako man's anakuona nikama Umekuwa mama yake anakuachanisha hapo
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Consistency ya kuitisha Kuma inafaa iambatane na Kutoa pesa Pia you entitled big children
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Size 8 ni clown tu. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I mean how do you expect God to fight for you? πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„
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Napata watoto wakiangaliliwa homework wengine wanafanya kwa gate ama warudi home Hadi iishe πŸ˜‚
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Ati naambiwa nakaa vybz kartel? Hi bros
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Huyu anataka kudump bwanake Juu he's boring and she just settled Juu he's a good Christian man... Ps it's been 6 months kwa marriage
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Kuna Watu hawananga machozi Yani they ain't emotional and shit. I wonder how hard their childhood must have been like
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We si umee mboo uache kufight na Wamama. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Endea orthodontist atakusaidia atleast Niko na space ya kunyamaza
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Bado mko shule? We tweet amongst kids.
@ShankiAustine
SHANKIπŸ‘‘
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Campus yenyu mnaweza lipa school fees na MPESA ama niwaache tu.
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Ile siku mtajua covid was a scam Sijui vile mta behave Juu itakuwa nikama kushika your other person cheating on you
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Sasa alie hivi na hii maneno yote Alafu asahau kufinya record.. Angerudia ama? πŸ˜„
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Jameni mnafanya hadi msupa wetu analia kwa camera.
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I'm happy my nigga is having fun. But I feel sorry for him on that day when he'll decide to buss open that unhygienic female company's booty. ✌️ 🀧
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Njia ya mdaku mjinga ni fupi Sana πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ kamepatwa design hakaezi jitoa
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Kibe was right about kids raised in plots na watoto wengine huwa na akili very active Alafu Hawa wa gated community akasema ni malenge and full of traumas Juu hawajui experience ya nje
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Mnakuwa rejected by guys you thought you stood a chance with only to be chipoed, and dumped then Unasema you were raped without any other attached documents? You can do better on your preference and how you go about such sensitive accusations
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Ni uchafu inamzeesha
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Kama Bosibori ni 22 basi Tilingi ni 19 yearsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Ushai notice Watu hupenda kudwell na past yako Sana Juu hawajui what to do with your new version? Very empty debes
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SDA men huwa na low self esteem... To all toxic and controlling women uwanja Uko Huko kama umekosa bwana
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When your plug rolls the blunt too tight
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Kitanda inaonyesha umepigwa sekete Ile proper hadi ikainama
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The face//the body
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Imagine dame anachezwa na man's ako na plastic chair mbili na stroller ya smokie kwa nyumba πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Men with small small following is where the sauce is
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1 litre imetokea
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Nobody blessed you with kids. you just had sex
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@Young_Andretti Gatinaine πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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the world doesn't revolve around you Kwamboka and we don't care about your fragile ego by faking your mourning captions
@bevalynekwambo3
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First ever to host me on radio, during that time when y'all were bullying me. Rest in Peace Njambi
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Imagine ufanye degree hiyo miaka yote only for a firm to offer you a 20k salary.
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Wakitoa ujinga yao, tunarudisha
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Atleast ilikosa pasi. Unlike some people who lack emotional maturity to keep her orgasms safe not to trap a man with a baby!!!
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The same people who yap that we should never abandon our parents kosokoso, ndio Sasa wamekuwa village elders kuambia wengine wasilale kwa in laws. How roles change with these unmarried hobos
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Ndio maana miano alikataa nimpelekee pilau. Anga nipee sister yake ako kiambu. Kumbe ni yeye. Anyways, never saw her
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Mkitaka flat tummies, endeeni nyoka aki
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I hate people who mishandle things they borrow from you πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Suicidal thoughts huhit msee akianza adulting at the age of 21 hapo. Na ukisurvuve Pia kuna ka phase kengine kana kuforce you mature pale 27-30, na ukikataa ku adjust kwa hizo changes we jua huwezi saidika Sasa.
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Mko fast πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Nyoka nyoka Road on your way to tumutumu
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Amerix hutweet kitu about women and we prove it right the following day. A crime followed by funny reasonings here and there.
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Mbona Tukiwa shule we had to stand anytime a teacher gets in?
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Vybz kartel innadiplace
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