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Plug. Orgasm. Beer. Podcast. Gin. Radio Host. I love to MC fun Gigs... 🤗🤗🤗

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

T H E. 5. L O V E. L A N G U A G E S Words of Affirmation: Your Avocado is delicious 😊 Acts of service: I bought you an Avocado 😘 Receiving gifts: Here is an Avocado😍 Quality time: let's go for an Avocado😛 Physical touch: let me hold you like an Avocado😍😍😍

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@karigoh

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7 years

That person you're making sacrifices for will one day turn around and tell you they didn't ask you to...And they'll be right.

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@karigoh

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3 months

Huyu ni nani tumsalimie. Kitaeleweka imagine #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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3 months

Those of you who have never attended maandamano I'm calling out to y'all to Join us on Tuesday we make a bigger statement than what was issued today. #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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2 years

First of my name. Karigoh Gateere.

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@karigoh

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6 years

I swear, skinny niggas. God bless y'all 😋

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@karigoh

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3 years

Normalize taking a bath with the person you enjoy Unprotected sex with. Msuguane, literally.

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@karigoh

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5 years

I was at Kasarani Green Groceries yesterday. Some White lady approached me, NO greetings and just began to talk; “where can I find avocados?”. I looked at her and said “Follow me.” I went straight for the exit and walked the TF out.

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@karigoh

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4 months

Fuck you zakayo!!!! Fuck you! Fuck you! #OccupyParliament

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@karigoh

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6 years

During cuddles... Brain cell 1: Boost his ego and tell him how amazing those strokes were Brain cell 2: Tell him how you appreciate how he cuddles you after strokes ndio askie poa poa Her: Ule dama anaitwa Nancy hushinda akicomment kwa IG posts zako ni nani to you?

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@karigoh

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2 years

Acha nimaliza kusuck this bentens dick na kumpikia pilau ndio ni deal na nyinyi one by one. Watu wa kuchoma magari, fake therapists by the name of selling curtains na watu wakukulana Kwa choo za Clarett. Oh na wale wakutoka Nairobi mpaka Gariissa. Brace yourselves...

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@karigoh

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2 years

We agreed in 2023 after surviving a global pandemic, we are not going to job shame people. No fam. The enemy Is poverty.

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2 years

Our guy is now working as a watchman in London. I’m sure the pay is good though

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@karigoh

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Men are very funny creatures, MTU anakupursue, anakusumbua alafu when you're like okay what's the plan, anasema uende kwake mjuane😕😕😕😕 no date, no mpesa, no flowers, no pretending, zero! Just a horny mff and vibes. Shindwe!

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@karigoh

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8 months

Never live close to work. You need that trip to figure out how much or less you need that job. Also, your workmates aren't your confidants. Do not sleep with your workmates and HR is not and shall never be your friend. Go to work do your shit and ho home.

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What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

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@karigoh

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4 months

It's been 42 years since the KDF was deployed to the public. #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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3 years

Train yourself to read the room. Basic life skill they'll never teach you anywhere.

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@karigoh

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6 years

Mathwitiii 😊

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@karigoh

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3 years

Very very many men today are being abused by their wives and girlfriends. Oh my gosh, you'll be surprised how many men out here walking, drinking enjoying fun times then when they go home small small disagreement, he is slapped or punched or hit 😭😭😭😭 this storo is stressful

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@karigoh

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9 months

So Phill bought Kate. Push gift alafu vile wameachana he has repossessed the moti and sold it wahhh

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@karigoh

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5 years

A nigga asks for pudesh, ask asks asks asks, then when you finally say okay kujia anasema wacha tuongee Monday. Surely? Nini husumbua wanaume 🙄

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@karigoh

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6 months

Don't forget Doctors are on strike! A whole Military Boss is Dead. Sakaja wants to build a nightclub in Uhuru park. This country can really stress you.

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@karigoh

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5 years

Which Kenyan brand lost you as a customer?

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@karigoh

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5 years

A toxic woman partner will slowly and calcultively isolate you from everyone in your life and by the time your noticing theres nobody around you except her. Those babes are so so manipulative aki Why dont we talk about toxic women partners?

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@karigoh

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5 years

😂😂😂😂 that babe woke up and said her phone was on silent na hajui twitter mzima inajua alikua 10over10 😂😂😂😂 gaiii

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@karigoh

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2 years

Collapsed doggy hua very very underrated ata kwa pornhub haikuangi Sana na vile it slaps. Gaddamit

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@karigoh

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7 months

Your favorite car peddler kumbe kazi yake ni kuzungusha sperm akipiga wamama akisema they are toxic😭 wababa mumeharibika aki

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@karigoh

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UnpRAWvoked ❤️❤️❤️ Nyt.

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@karigoh

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3 months

I wanna remind you to constantly check your privilege!!!!!! I shop in Githurai! Okay? I have done so for 7+ years. When I tell you there was a massacre and they killed women and babies pls kindly niskize. Women are the sustainability of each economy! sensationalism #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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4 years

Skinny niggazz hudishi chakula like there is no tomorrow, wanakula mdame like they have been lifting weights since they understood what an orgasm is but kupanda stairs floor tatu is where they draw the line.

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@karigoh

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6 years

Facebook is so wiiiiild 😂😂😭

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@karigoh

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6 years

"I' really don't like to chat" A Kenyan man who has no interest in hitting it again 😅

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@karigoh

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12 days

I never in my wildest dreams ever thought I'd be planning a burial, and it's for my Fafa bro. He Breathed his last exactly 9 days ago. He was asleep, so peaceful. Siamini smh. Nashinda tu nikilia. Oh well, see you soon fafa, I can smell you everywhere. I miss you. It is well.

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@karigoh

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4 months

You guys, sources close to me have said that Zakayo is shaking in his boots, he is confused, he is afraid he is now wondering why he has uneducated people around him because us on the streets were educated. It's boiling very well. #occupyBungeKE

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@karigoh

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5 years

I'm sorry for everyone not enjoying Christmas kesho vile walitaka. I'm sorry. Inauma lakini just imagine hauko solo. Kila msee anasuffer na shit saa hii. Trust me. Uzuri ni uko alive. And stay that way, liwe liwalo. You're alive. That should count. Lovely Christmas my guys 🤗🤗

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@karigoh

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5 years

Who isn't battling something in this life, do you remember how sick her baby was and we didnt know until she told us. Akitaka kulewa on live IG she has earned it!!! Fuckcoffff - Betty Kyalo 2020

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Betty Kyalo is battling something. Atleast imeanza kushow...amekuwa akijifanya she is okay amemove on but hajamove on

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@karigoh

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6 years

Before elections we should have all these ma scandals printed on a billboard in each county mtu asiseme hakuona. Plus ads on radio, TV, fliers, social media ads mpaka programmatic advertising kila kitu aki. This is sickening!

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@karigoh

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3 years

Hey, remember to pee after sex ❤️❤️❤️

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@karigoh

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5 years

Have you ever resigned from a jobo bila plan b because you sincerely felt like your mental health is more importantanter ama mental health haitalipa bills 💆

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@karigoh

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Hahaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear if I ever fuck you hakuna msee atajua labda uwasho ama ma assumptions but I swear sio mimi nitaileta social media manze i respect myself to fuken much plus its never that serious bana sio pesa ni consensual sex tu 😂😂😂 Taniuaaaaaa 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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@karigoh

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5 years

Wanaume mkiwa na Kahoma, why do you honestly behave nikama nikudedi unadedi🤷‍♀️🙄

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@karigoh

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10 months

Who owns Quiver? Because no way those chumz are legit, a whole year all those locations?

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@karigoh

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6 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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@karigoh

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3 months

These fukers are genuinely tracking us. I wanna know how? A friend was abducted at 3am huko OJ and is alive but two broken ribs??????? Demanding to know whose funding him. Aki poor baby. Nimejam tena. #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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6 years

Hakuna kitu Mimi huchukia kama msee husema "stuffs" I like such "stuffs" Let me go pick those "stuffs" Wewe unapenda "stuffs" gani 😅 Like what the feek is "stuffs"?

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@karigoh

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6 years

Please stop asking your friends to give you services for free that are supposed to pay their bills. That's not friendship. That's being an opportunist!

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@karigoh

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11 months

At this moment and experience, Kairo you are so so so stupid! Umbwa wewe! You lack empathy! I pray you experience pain and struggle juu unathania kindness and empathy hukujaa na pesa. Umbwa wewe! Shindwe ghasia takataka! Fuckyouuuuu Ghasia takataka! Learn to read the room!!

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Someone told me to “read the room” regarding my posts ju niko kwa beach. Heres my unpopular take. Life has problems and all are solveable. Killing yourself is a permanent action to very temporary issues. Life won’t stop for the people you leave behind much as they will mourn.

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@karigoh

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3 years

Did I tell you guys how two weeks ago I was hosting alafu I sent my person pale Quickmart to buy me tomatoe paste. Sawa? Who tells you this man came with Zesta Jam 😭 and I wrote it for him😭 gaii, I was so speechless. I was like kwani you don't know what tomato paste is ama?😫

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@karigoh

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3 years

Avoid poverty at all costs.

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@karigoh

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6 years

What is the craziest or dumbest thing ushaifanya for Dick or P? 😅 Mimi nishaitoka home at 11pm kuenda ronga kusmash. Maahni huyo mtu my gaaad. Hata sijawai eza kuexplain. What that mans used to do. Na leo akical I just roll my eyes. You? DM kama hutaki kujiexpose, nutahide tu

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@karigoh

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I have a huge huge huge problem with babes who demand a lifestyle from niggaz and they don't give themselves that maisha. It's the audacity for me. If you angukia good for you, I hope U manage to sustain coz my fren nothing feels good like owning your own shit! To each their own

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@karigoh

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4 months

Nimejaammmmmmmmmmm I want penetration walai 😭😭😭

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@karigoh

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6 years

Haiya, you guys. If your pals don't want to travel just travel alone. You'll never regret it aki! I think the experience of traveling alone is a special kind of magic 😊 In my opinion.

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@karigoh

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5 years

Babe come quarantine in my vagina.

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@karigoh

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6 years

Have you ever pitched a strategy, it got rejected alafu ukaiona mahali being executed? Aki Kenyans 😭

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@karigoh

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6 years

Between November and February is the best time to look for a jobo. So msilalie maskio pris

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@karigoh

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2 years

Borrowing money from your woman is a very unattractive thing to do

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@karigoh

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6 years

God bless skinny niggaz from imenti house 😘

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@karigoh

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So women below my age have decided to host a space about me. God is good.

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@karigoh

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6 years

lakini madame honestly? upigiwe simu, useme utumiwe uber/fare ama he picks you up, ufike, ukpigwe strokes, upewe food, alafu useme uitishiwe uber back home - so what are you bringing to the table?

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@karigoh

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Pia nyinyi wanaume don date women who are broke. A home maker should not be the only qualifications she has. Date a woman who always wants more for her life and has her own source of income. Women who have ambition juu through her ambition pia we we utaprosper Don argue with me

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

3 months

Guys, kindly let's focus on IDs. This is our greatest democratic right! Dissolving Css is a sideshow. Yes we celebrate and continue to focus. Bro IDS!!!!! The constitution is very clear! As usual huyu fala #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

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😂😂😂😂 one time on of my boys took one you babes on a date to osumos and my boy could not believe his eyes😂😂😂 babe so pretty alikula samaki tatu aki 😂😂😂😂😂 he still kulad her kulipisha but that was it. City girls are always hungry aki, kwani they don't eat at home? Smh

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

Manze kama dame hakulike imagine hakulike. ata ufanye Nini umpeleke wapi if she doesn't feel you she doesn't feel you. And she probably won't feel your storoz in the near future or any future 🙆😅😵 In my opinion

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@karigoh

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😂😂😂😂 there's a DJ in my home, we are working, nikamsho wacha nitweet Niko na wewe by your Stage name, karibu simu iekwe Kwa maji 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 men deserve nothing. Nothing!!! Anyweis, let me make him a burger, sina pilau masala. #Unprawvoked

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@karigoh

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5 years

Having orgasms shouldn't be complicated with so much stress akiii. a babe who wants to fuck you will fuck you and in all honesty hakuna kitu poa kama kukua na dame anakutaka on your same energy. No coersion. No begging. No convincing. Mkipatana mnasalimiana after round one lmaooo

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@karigoh

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4 months

One thing you should normalize doing is ukitoka CBD ufike home, turn off your location.

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@karigoh

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6 years

When you tell someone "nitakuombea" Do you actually do it?

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@karigoh

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10 months

The simplest way to catch your person sio wozap ama dmz, enda tu pale Kwa maps. Insights. Utadedi my fren

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@karigoh

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@karigoh

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6 years

My boy has an Air BnB in nyanyuki that is a three bedroom and charges only 7k a night. All beds can sleep two humans each! Plus a chef at an extra cost though negotiated kando.

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@karigoh

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6 years

Someone said; "Its not expensive. You are just not the target audience."

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@karigoh

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6 years

And for everyone who is missing a loved one this festive season because they are not with us anymore, I pray the love and comfort of God will surround you, I pray that you continue to find peace i mostly pray you find joy, that surpasses even your own understanding. xxx😊

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@karigoh

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6 years

Alafu if you like her and want to meet her, usimwambie "hey, I'd like to meet you?" Nooooo a woman likes a plan, mwambie when you wanna meet her, where you wanna take her and what you would like to do during and after, and then ask if she's available. Effort!!! Agh 🙄

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@karigoh

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6 years

Is your phone more expensive than your rent?

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@karigoh

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6 years

Nahope tu in 2019 Churchill wata take a break maze

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@karigoh

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5 years

Mwanaume akipata mtoi wa away, lazima afanane na yeye liwe liwalooo 😂😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳🥳

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@karigoh

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6 years

By the way, Nimewaombea. sana sana wenye wanataka kazi, na wenye wanataka kazi mpya. May favour be ours in October. Na pia wenye wancheat on their persons musishikwe 🙈

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

2 years

I forgot, na wale wakuachwa na married men because unapenda sana pombe ata Kwa cab, Kwa gari unajikojolea juu ulevi. Oh na wale wakuachwa na married man, mpaka uko na audacity ya kudm his WIFE kumuambia it's because she's not lightskin. Mpaka unapelekwa rehab juu unataka Kujiua

@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

2 years

Acha nimaliza kusuck this bentens dick na kumpikia pilau ndio ni deal na nyinyi one by one. Watu wa kuchoma magari, fake therapists by the name of selling curtains na watu wakukulana Kwa choo za Clarett. Oh na wale wakutoka Nairobi mpaka Gariissa. Brace yourselves...

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@karigoh

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Remember, the enemy is Zakayo #RutoMustGo

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

Travis Greene day 😊😊😊

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

5 years

Niko na swali 😂 if babes are willing to spend thousands of cash on toys for sexual pleasure, what If there was a secure, clean avenue for you to pay a man for sex would you? I mean, the guys pay for sex all the time, so what's wrong with a babe doing it as well? Eh?🤣 msiogope

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@karigoh

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3 years

Sitawai choka kuwaambia, go to that club switch ukijua you're in safety of numbers, huko mchele is so much. Unaamka uko kayole, ama githurai as in basically, sio must pia you go huko, as in love your life bana eish because clearly the owners don't care about you. Aii

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Upload the 7th photo 📷in your phone gallery,no matter what it is, no cheating 🙂

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6 years

There are so many beautiful men on this app kwanza the silent silent the retweeters and likers of relevant manenos then, there are those... nvm

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I cannot stop saying this enough - Get out of those EMOTIONALLY abusive relationships, you'd rather be alone than be with a person who is constantly abusing you emotionally! YOU deserve more! agh

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@karigoh

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I want you to go to all your posts mpaka Wozap and share this Poster, let's scream and shout, let's make them know that we cannot and shall not be silenced. We are a democracy! We are the people! #FreeBilly #FreeCrazyNairobian

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I cannot stand a person who is forever complaining about their life or just always complaining! So disgustingly needy 😅 Like, your fuken alive, breathing, walking, talking not bed ridden like si you just choose to focus on the positive aki. So draining 😭😵

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@karigoh

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It's okay to sleep with bentens and married men, babe DO YOU, but when you choose to leave coasto to sleep with my boy, whose married and because you cannot sharrap juu ya STIS. Wamama wadogo na kazi ni orgasms na hawana storo za kunyamaza, nikama mabishano. Get tested beloved

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@karigoh

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5 years

Entitlement! Listen, if you go though your twedies believing anybody owes you shit, you will really suffer in your 30s. Juu nobody has time for that! Kwanza, nobody has time to pick you up!! Oh, you think I'm lying, go ahead try it.

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@karigoh

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5 years

Jah Cure ready!

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@karigoh

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2 years

The fact that the 3/6 of those fake babes have slept in my house, says how Fake these hoes be. I mean, I have been minding my own biashara. I am older than you dia. Like you need to Google me.

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6 months

I promise you imebakisha sasa tuonyeshwe wakidinyana, and I'll be here for it. Gaddem

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

7 years

From my lips to God's ears - I sincerely pray that anyone who is in search of a job, a source of income, as in that which you want and need so desperately to put food on the table - I pray that as you search and continue to may you always have peace and grace. Don't give up! xxx

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@karigoh

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Always be appreciative to the humans who welcome you into their home. Not everyone likes to share their most sacred space.

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

My sisters and close friends who've given birth have all said to me one thing, "no matter how prepared you say you are, physically, financially,emotionally. There's nothing that prepares you for child birth and raising that baby because rich or not anything can happen"

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

6 years

Kuna msee alisema ati haamini hawa watu hufloss IG huishi kwa ploti pia😅😂😂😂😂 What I wrong with you people. Honestly?

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

5 years

Unikule all night alafu unipandishe nduthi asubuhi 😩 kwaniiiiiii Lmao

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@karigoh

UnpRAWvoked

10 months

I've finally blocked the car dude. I'm so tired of him making life to seem so easy, fucken hell! Umbwa sanaaaa. Kumbe mute is temporary. Smh

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