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I am Groot! RUTO MUST GO

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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
@Jasmine_LaVerne Oh my God, l thought this tiktok was an exaggeration . They really do say that😭
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1 year
l love authenticity. This lady's content is too wholesome. I pray she wins for real.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Strathmore University strict dress code also applies to their guests ?
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
@justdozi Now everyone who loves washing dishes or cleaning is questioning their childhood, whether they actually love doing those choresnor they were conditioned to😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
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4 months
Guys! Look at this girl's growth. She has grown so much, stock imeongezeka, ame diversify products. This is just too wholesome. May she continue to grow🙏🏻
@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
l love authenticity. This lady's content is too wholesome. I pray she wins for real.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Chama yetu kuna mama alipass after amekula chama a month ago, tulikua tumedecide ku write off her debt but the husband felt bad akasema he will continue in her place. Last Saturday ni yeye alikula kuenda kwake tukapata mama mwingine wa chama ndio mama nyumba. Women are quick!
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
But watu wa Strathmore walikipitia. If you can't wear your micro minis and dye your hair whatever color you want ukiwa campus uta try hizo vitu lini? Unatoka kwa strict/reserved parents & highschool unaenda strict uni then unaingia workforce. The midlife crisis will be epic😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
"There is always someone with a bigger smile" 😂😂😂😂😂😂aah!
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Mutura ya international school
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
I swear kutoka mseme anafanana kale ka Reverend that's all l see when l look at her. 😩
@Nesh_maina
Nesh Maina 🇰🇪
2 years
From a series shoot I did with Maxine! 📍 Nairobi, 🇰🇪
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@NomadicDothraki
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1 year
The writers and actors of Malcom in the middle deserved so many awards. They don't wtite and act them like this anymore.
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@NomadicDothraki
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1 year
There we have it from Abel Mutua's first wife. Back to you in studio.
@cyrusville
Cyrus Mbabazi
1 year
BS. This guy was achieving way before he was married
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
@fancysnaake 😂😂🥰🥰
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@NomadicDothraki
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6 months
The smoothest freaking burpee form I’ve ever seen.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 months
Mi nasema. That is what happens when you love an ugly man loudly. He starts moving like he is handsome.
@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
2 months
That dancing couple,wame wachana . Kuna kitu nataka kusema but eh.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Wholesome authentic kenyan content. 🔥
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
Mlichange style ya kupika ugali na hamsemi 🙄
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
@fancysnaake 🥰🥰🥰
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@NomadicDothraki
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1 year
Waah! I envy her husband. If my man was to ever find a babe like this, l will gladly step down and let her be the main and beg to be the side chick in that relationship. Please choose her, She is a rare gem.
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@NomadicDothraki
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8 months
Someone in the comments asked kama hii ni chai inapikwa ama ni Guinness ama chai wet fry😂😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
Kutoka gym nimepewa lift na a luo guy cause the guys l usually walk with hawakua and it was drizzling. ata afadhali ningetembea ama ninyeshewe kwa bike. Huyo mtu ameniudhi, how do you even tell me, as in ME ati " you look tired twende uoge u relax kwangu" naskia tu tungefight😩
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
Someone wrote a thread on Tom Mboya then someone in the replies said Tom Mboya looked like Fels 😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Low key women who didn't hoe around hukua jealous when hoes get wifed. Wanaonanga they are more deserving of marriage and good men than hoes.
@akinyiiBby
Aki nyi ni warembo🎀
2 years
My highschool roomate who had a train ran on her during some music festival in Makueni is now married. I still have hope🥺
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2 years
I hate how skuizi najuanga tu mtu akipiga campaign ya brand. I can promise she never used garnier to clear her acne. Kwanza hio 3 in 1 charcoal on active acne haiwes.
@AzziadNasenya
Azziad Nasenya
2 years
My battle with acne - y'all asked for the story. It premieres at 8pm tonight on my YouTube channel:
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1 year
😂😂😂😂wueh! This throwback has finished me walahi. But she was living her best life😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
This is the prettiest wedding dress l have ever seen
@creativebow_
Creativebow_
2 years
HAVING S£X ON THE FIRST DATE IS CALLED WHAT..
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Wueh! 🤌🏻
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2 years
@fancysnaake Fulgencio Joseph Prichett🥰
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
My friend told me she came from having sex from her boyfriend's house when her mum asked her to help with her zipper. The minute she got close to her, her mum told her "mtu huoga" l have been mortified on her behalf ever since😭😭😭
@realbbymula
MULA🍒
1 year
HOW Y'ALL PARENTS FIND OUT Y'ALL WAS HAVING SEX?? 😭😭🫠
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
@RueLowkey Men 🤝🏻 imagining fake scenarios where women who don't want them suffering
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
Me coming back from a relationship my friend warned me about
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
The best video l have seen today. So precious ❤
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
6 months
Okay, ENOUGH! Y'all kikuyus should not speak on naming kids when you are naming your men female names. Doesn't get any lower than a grown man with Wambui or Muthoni as a surname.
@shikumungai_
Shiku🌼
6 months
Imagine upate mluhya alafu mtoto wako aitwe Shindishindu. Even when it's urgent, avoid luhya men 😂😂😂
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1 year
Me letting HR confirm l am infact wearing underwear even though my ass is jiggly
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10 months
Single mama of 3 already has a new man na mnasemanga no one wants a single mum?😂😂
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1 year
She has just passed at home on the sofa and her son came to wake me up crying. The daughter was asleep. The husband is in mombasa for work.
@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
I have a neighbor with two kids. The last time l saw her she looked so frail & pale,her 6 y/o daughter just knocked on my door crying coz she couldn't find her older brother then tells me their mum is away in hospital since last wed. My stomach sank. I really have a bad feeling💔
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@NomadicDothraki
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1 year
These people actually thought watatupea Zakayo alafu alafu waende Finland watuache tuteseke?
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
6 months
Even when a man bags his submissive woman all he thinks about are women who aren't submissive. They really can't stand to see women living life on their terms.
@GrandBoss_
BossOfBosses😎😎😎
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Each time my wife cooks a delicious meal, I always take a moment to think about all the men around the world whose wives are too “woke” to cook for. My heart goes out to all of you dumb folks married to toxic feminists.
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@NomadicDothraki
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10 months
Rama has kept his shit together for over a year taking all your insults head down. Ukiona mbaba ameanza this type of slander just know the babe has new man and this has triggered him. All this slander is directed at Shiku's new man😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
I love this because now when a man comes to my house l expect him to provide food that l will cook for him, sort my pending bills and fix things around my house, nipoa mwanaume akionyesha effort that he is a man indeed. Let's normalize making our guests work for their food.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
Dem kukuja kwako na hafanyi amything not even doing dishes or simply cooking yaani atakama hajui kupika atleast she can make and effort ya kukatakata vitungu etc ama kuosha vyombo. Usikae tu hivo fwaa and you expect upewe treatment kama ya malaika next time. Haiwezi
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Unataka niteseke kwetu tena nikuje kwako niteseke na bado unidinye?
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@carltonkitheka1
Post Carlone
9 months
"I can't date a man without a car" na baba yake hupanda Indimanje sacco kila siku 😂😂 Like please make it make sense 😂
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This girl's tiktok kept me up last night. Nilikua naisha😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Nature is really fucked up sometimes, the way predators tresspass into other species territory because the food chain demands it. But this is so cool to watch.
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
Uzuri mimi ukinidinya proper l will just continue giving you coochie ata uchoke tu. That is the only thing l bring to the table.
@m3nteh
𝓑𝓔𝓝 𝓓𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡
2 years
Lakini Wamama ukiwadinya proper ata loan watakuchukulia
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@NomadicDothraki
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1 year
😂😂😂 "Hapa utaumia" l must use that on someone.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Seeing Kenya shown in this lense is kinda refreshing. Imagine how far we would be if we eliminated corruption.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
You can't date people your age cause you dont have the range to hold a conversation within your age group so you go after Gen z and expect them level up to your mediocrity. If you are such a conversationalist why not talk to Gen x or Boomers🤷🏻‍♀️
@edgarwabwire_
EDGAR 🇰🇪
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I walked out of a date today because these Gen Zs can't talk about anything. She was on phone all through looking at TikTok videos. After the food, I paid for my order, not hers and I walked away...
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@sivbreak Why are you edging ua without our consent? Tell us the motive or we report you
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@NomadicDothraki
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@TiawiaGames Submitting Lori Harvey's video😂😂😂
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Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Y'all expected a man who ghosted his family to stick around and give you his side of the story?😂😂Now mumewachwa hanging the way he left his family😂. Ataenda fb afungue account aseme l left twitter and started from scratch here and l am thriving. Ye hujitoa kukiumana.😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
9 months
This is the greed that was talked about in the bible😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Hear me out, part of the reason these guys got conned is abit of tribalism. They reasoned reasoned "mtu wetu ametuletea opportunity" and they gatekept. Atleast ingekua open to everyone, people would have done their due diligence and questioned the process.
@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
1 year
Hii Finland Story sasa sijui if I should feel sorry or what ! Because how can adults give out their atm card details without even thinking? Banks even tell you not to share any details? Kwani walirogwa?
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Lup Women 🤌🏻
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
I promise you the most important thing is not skipping steps hii life. You will be grateful you did that in your 20s. In your 30s your priorities are aligned. Usifike 30s sasa ndio hoes wanaku excite unashindwa kujiset up financially. You are right where you need to be.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
Lakini enyewe in my 30s nilianza kufikiria kujenga na kubuy mashamba..in my 20s kitu nilikuwa nafikiria tu madem. I wish i knew this earlier...
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
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Kwa matanga huyo mama alikua anasahau anamuita babe, mbaba anaskia aibu anamhepa. Saa kidogo anamfuata kwa tent " babe, umekula? Please kula, kunywa ata chai" she was marking her territory na hata hawajazika wife.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Wait! A tweep who twote here ati life has been hard but his dad can't even let him go home to regroup kiasi ajipange is also fighting that boy for not wanting to struggle? I am not sure ilkua nani kwa hao watu wanampiga za kahasho. Awuoro!
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Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Everything is food to these people 😩
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Please, l refuse to believe this is real😳
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
"They always wanna hurt you with what works for you the most " the lack of self awareness is crazy. Cause that is exactly what he tried to do with Lizzo.
@nojumper
No Jumper
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Comedian Aries Spears responds to the backlash he is receiving after mocking Lizzo’s weight and looks
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Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
I miss being in relationship juu namiss kuvuruga mtu unprovoked. The thought of waking up on a Friday morning seeing him happy juu weekend imefika then just taking that joy and stepping on it ndio ajam nirudi kwangu nijitayarishe kwenda out with my hoe bila disturbances . Heaven!
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂 aki hapana😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 month
Tudem tunapenda roots huwa tumeiva then there's me
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
💀💀Fentanyl crisis in the Us is so bad this is literally a zombie town. 💀💀💀 hii fentanyl kwani ina nini? Shiet! I heard in Nigeria pia kuna base kaa hii drugs zinauzwa open market.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
8 months
I was walking minding my business & released the most lethal loud fart nikaskia mtu amecheka behind me only to find a tall fine man1. I felt like dying akaniambia nisitense it is healthy to fart,😭 . Anyway we exchanged numbers and l now have a date. It was love at first fart😭
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Snatching a nigga's soul like this on the dancefloor then never seeing him again>>>>>
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
People in Diaspora : kids in Africa are starving Meanwhile in Africa ukienda shagz:
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Even men love tall men with fore physique.😂😂😂look at them.
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@NomadicDothraki
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11 months
@philazora He is soo hot
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
3 months
The case is apparently defilement of a minor. Disrespectfully, your bro can rot. The same way y'all tell women victims to go to the police because you trust them so now the courts can't be trusted? Yeah right.
@_skilli
𝙰𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚍🏴‍☠️
3 months
This has turned out to be a very bad day. Bro wangu ameskumwa ndani for 10 years, for a crime he didn't commit.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
About Today. Before, During, After!
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
11 months
@MsMajorayes @AshleyShyMiller @important131313 It is indeed very funny. Go be sad elsewhere
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Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
This man had the funniest most thoughtful award winning vows😍😍 he put the chipped tooth in the ring👌🏻😂 this marriage will last.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
LMAO! Content creators wakenya wameanza hii aesthetic. No rosecoco in the ice cream containers. We are loosing recipes.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
8 months
@Thanoswuzright Gaslighting my libido?
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2 years
@fancysnaake Joe Won this one😂😂😂😂
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3 years
@Ohta_Ryota Yes. And l want to be the wife of the chief of that colony.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Reminder that 844 was never the problem, our government has never cared about supporting the youth and sports in general. I hope they get discovered by foreign countries that value them.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
8 months
We are fixing the nation because who was going to pay 18k for those aesthetic mirrors? Naona wanasema kuna tao mtu anauza 1500😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
1. Never compromise , leo ni gym, kesho it will be something else 2. His response is to threaten her with with marriage & child custody 🚩🚩🚩 3. He mentioned he earns more than her, the day she will make more than him it is OVER. 4. It will 💯% escalate to abuse and violence.
@iamjoseh_
𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔
2 years
Oya KOT, huyu dem mnaweza msaidia aje? She asked me to share with you.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Kama huyu sasa ndio nataka tutombeshane nikitoa lock ya celibacy.
@privatefigure_
Private Figure
1 year
What's on your feet?
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
You waiting for your boy to come to you now that your competition has left the chat
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Having a child with the right person is where it's at.
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1 year
@AnnieDrea_ When y'all put down your payments :
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
I am loosing my shit! I just learned today that baquila trifiliolata is a plant that can shape shift into other plants😳😳 and scientists are saying it can see because it can also shape shift into plastic plants. 💀 WHAT? Guess the country
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
If l looked like Carrie Wahu ata singekua navaa nguo. Y'all are lucky she is in a crop top.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Your man might look okay but deep down he wants to do this😂😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Washroom shenanigans
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Waah! PTSD,l spotted someone l knew on a table nikasema hi to everyone then proceeded to go sit at my table only for that person's girl to come to me as a woman ati " is this how you dress when you greet people's husbands?"Sijawai shikwa offguard hivo juu she wanted war
@RamzZy_
RaMaverick 💯%
1 year
For your own peace if you spot a babe you know in a table full of other dudes anywhere & decide to say hi, say hi to everyone. Nairobi men are not cordial when you don't acknowledge them but you want to be a standup comedian around the girls they're drinking with or loving.
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@NomadicDothraki
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2 years
I thought this was a happy party song kumbe it is about heartbreak?😂😂😂😂
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Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
These videos always send me😂😂😂
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
@ombachi13 Waah! Huyo ni mtoto wetu anatupwa kama gunia ya waru? Tumbo ilijaa maji for a second
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Najua huwa tunasema your partner's previous bodies doesn't matter but hapo kwa huyo l think it does😭. Imagine your woman having him as a body count.
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
3 months
I refuse to believe this is TSAVO apartment inakaa qwetu hostel. Hii ndio nyumba mnanunua millions mkilipa anga 35k p.m ?
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@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
1 year
Ruto is really the type of boyfriend that promises you something unprovoked knowing very well he won't fulfill that promise.
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